#batfamily

[reebmiester]

tiny damian has a LOT to live up to

[qweenofurheart]

revamped some sketches!!

[frownyalfred]

The Batfamily, by proxy of being raised by Bruce (undercover pro, lies every other word) and Alfred (actor in another life and in possession of the world’s blankest poker face), are probably the best at just running with something (a con, a secret identity, an undercover job, etc) and acting it out 100% believably. With zero hesitation.

Someone runs up to Red Hood one night in an alley and says “pretend to be my boyfriend! please, he’s following me!” and suddenly that’s not Jason Todd, Crime Lord. That’s Todd from the upper east side, and what the fuck man? leave her alone, you’re fucking tripping!

Etc etc.

[fanaticalthings]

I really like the idea of the bat kids designating Dick and Jason's apartments as sibling gathering spots but for opposite reasons.

Sibling needs some comfort? Some eldest daughter advice? A shoulder to cry on or just a lil getaway spot from the chaos of Gotham? Dick's apartment is perfect.

But if a batkid wants to complain, maybe wants to talk shit about Bruce, or maybe even wants to discuss a lil felony in a judgement free zone? Jason's place it is.

And I like to imagine that while Dick readily keeps his doors open and reminds anyone that they can drop by anytime, it's the opposite for Jason.

Dude's got his place riddled with traps and locked up to the high heavens. He makes it obvious he doesn't want visitors, and vaguely insinuates that there are bombs rigged somewhere in his apartment so there's a always a 50/50 chance you might get blown up if he's feeling particularly bitchy one day.

But does that stop his siblings? Absolutely not. Unlike Dick (who assigns himself as the guiding older brother), Jason has been forcefully labelled as the older sibling you go to if you need to complain and stir up havoc. The hundreds of traps in his place mean nothing. And it's worse because Jason is never prepared for when someone drops in.

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[Jason, 3 hours into his sleep, blearily waking up to a weight on his chest at 4am]:

[Damian, perched atop him, eyes dead-centre locked onto Jason without blinking]: Hello, Todd-stop screaming it is unbecoming-I just came to tell you that father won't allow me to adopt another stray I found on patrol.

Jason, half-asleep and like 70% sure he's hallucinating: Wha-

Damian: I need you to blow up his car.

Jason:

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[Jason, arriving home after a 6 hour patrol, exhausted out of his mind, turning on the lights]:

[Stephanie, previously baking brownies in the pitch black darkness before Jason arrived]: Oh hey! Just thought I'd drop by, y'know, for fun.

Jason: Bruce yelled at you again.

Stephanie: Bruce yelled at me again.

And yes, while most of the time, it ends up as wholesome sibling bonding, sometimes the other batkids just feel like inconveniencing Jason just whenever, because what are siblings for?

[Jason waking up and seeing all of his traps and security systems disarmed and very deliberately broken in a way where he'll have to replace all of them instead of being able to reactivate them]:

[Jason, immediately dialing his phone angrily]: Tim, I swear to GOD-

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[Jason giving himself a rest-day and cooking some meals]:

[Dick somersaulting in through the open window unannounced (he missed his brother)]: Whatcha up to, littlewing? :>

Jason: GET OUT-

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[Jason casually reading a book, feeling a sudden chill up his spine]:

[Cassandra standing in the corner without so much as an exhale, watching Jason intensely. Who knows how long she's been there]:

Jason: Are you here to kill me

Cass:

Jason: Just make it quick.

[cosmicpoutine]

i wasn't happy with the sketches i posted last night, so i fixed it :) [inprnt]

[spicy-apple-pie]

Uh oh...

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Commission Info / Kofi

[dragonpyre]

Reverse Robin au but the ages aren't changed. Just adoption order.

[incorrectbatfam]

Tim: Jason, what’s your plan for dealing with this?

Jason: Well, Plan A is what I call "Operation Ignore It and Hope It Goes Away".

Tim: That’s it? What the heck is Plan B?

Jason: Plan B is to keep trying Plan A.

[theaceofarrows]

[Nightwing and Robin Jason showing up to a GCPD crime scene]

Robin: Okay, everybody stand back. The professionals are here

Nightwing: Robin, be nice. They're just doing their job

Robin: If they're doing their job, then why are we here?

Nightwing: ...

GCPD: ...

[elkscreams]

Close calls lead to new friends 😯

[tiredofsatansbullshit]

Another chapter of my "The Waynes on Twitter" work on AO3

Masterlist of Tweets

42 - Bruce is high (on painkillers), what could go wrong?

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[violent138]

Batman, right before he pulls a vanishing act: "I forgot to mention, I'm probably not going to be available at all tomorrow night."

Gordon: "Everything okay? I mean you do deserve a night--"

Batman: "Parent teachers conference."

Gordon, reevaluating everything he knows about this guy: "Good luck?"

[damianwaynerocks]

batfamily twitter again

[frownyalfred]

Random JL members: wow, Batman is so hard on those kids. I bet he’s super cold and stoic at home and never tells them he loves them.

Bruce one day in the Cave: alright I’ve upgraded everyone’s suits to ensure they’re suitable for space and high altitude combat. please don’t go into space, it gives Alfred heart palpitations. also I added deep space GPS trackers in multiple places on each suit, so if you try to remove them — good luck.

[arkhamknightscxnt]

Batboys : Traits they wouldn’t tolerate and traits they’d be attracted to

TW: some curse words here and there

Batboys x so!reader request here

- Traits they would not tolerate :

Dick Grayson

I think a trait he would absolutely despise is dishonesty cause like come on you NEED honesty in a relationship

Being aggressive is another trait cause he’s not Jason you know

One that’s similar to dishonesty but worse -> disloyalty

Jason Todd

Greedy. Man will be like cherish what you have you little bitch

LAZY. God this man would dump your ass immediately cause have you seen what he does EVERYDAY?

Self-centred!! Don’t be a pick me bestie

Tim Drake

I have a strong feeling he would also hate it if you were self-centred cause have you met Tim??

Vulgar. I think you’ll just scare this poor little bat away

Surly. Don’t act like a bitch now bestie

Damian Wayne

Slovenly. He gets it you’re your own person but tidy up once in a while yeah?

Selfish. Come one girly it doesn’t hurt to care about others every now and then

Impulsive. you have your brain for a reason love, use it

- Traits they would be attracted to :

Dick Grayson

CHARISMATIC. I mean he is too, you’d be a great match!

Confident. He is a confident fucker, imagine you and him, both confident fuckers. Again great match!

C O N G E N I A L . You’d be the exact same persons, he finds it hot.

Jason Todd

Accepting. Jason is still insecure about himself, so the fact that you accept him as he is means the world to him.

Insightful. Showing him that you have a deep understanding of what he’s telling you warms his heart.

Exuberant. He’s not, like at all but it makes him happy seeing you all excited about something.

Tim Drake

Calm. He’s a quiet human being, so you being a calm person as well makes him happy.

Driven. Oh he loves that. He works like a dog day and night, so you being the same as him is amazing.

Understanding. Makes him feel appreciated, something that Bruce is not doing (cough cough).

Damian Wayne

Tolerant. Cause let’s be honest, he does not tolerate a single person.

Intelligent. He believes he is a very intelligent person, so you and him would thrive.

Competent. Oh yea Damian loves a smart and successful person.

[I loved this so much. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE REQUEST ANON!]

[cosmicpoutine]

i drew these separately, but they kinda look like they belong together?