#submitted by anonymous

[anonpolls]

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[incorrect-borderlands-quotes]

Jack: You see, I realized it's not Angel's fault that she doesn't hate Pandorans. Jack: Children are not born with hate in their hearts, they must be taught it... and I was not there to teach her.

[comehellorhighwatertheywillwrite]

[incorrectbatfam]

Tim: Jason, what’s your plan for dealing with this?

Jason: Well, Plan A is what I call "Operation Ignore It and Hope It Goes Away".

Tim: That’s it? What the heck is Plan B?

Jason: Plan B is to keep trying Plan A.

[give-a-rating]

[mha-quotes-and-such]

Shigaraki: I'm having a bad day. Tell me a joke.

Mr. Compress: I'm a magician, not a comedian.

Shigaraki: Come on, you have to know one.

Mr. Compress: Okay… …What do you call a cow with no vocal cords?

Shigaraki: I don't know, what?

Mr. Compress: A no-moo. Get it? Nomu, No-Moo?

Shigaraki: Get out

[dailyquests]

Gather enough Twink Hide to Craft a Leather Daddy.

[incorrecthatchetfield]

Blinky watching Gravity Falls: This is ridiculous. How did Bill fall for the switch clothing trick as an "all seeing eye"? I'd never let humans pull something like that on me.

Wiggly: Says the one that got one of his eyes shot out by a human teenager.

Blinky: Shut up Mr "I'm going to use a nuke cause my cult isn't working out".

[aspeccharactersoftheday]

Headcanon: Ema Skye from Ace Attorney is aromantic!

[incorrect-potc-quotes]

Jack: Which one of you was going to tell me tea tastes different if you put it in hot water?

Will: Y-you were putting it in cold water?????

Elizabeth: Jack. Answer the question Jack.

Jack: Yeah??? I thought for like. 5 years that people just put it in hot water to speed up the tea-ification process. Didn't realize there was an actual reason

Elizabeth: You couldn't just boil the water??

Jack: You think I have the patience to boil water, wtf?????

Will: You don't have the patience to microwave water for 3 minutes???

Elizabeth: Why are you. Putting it it in the microwave to boil

Will: Do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove

Elizabeth: It takes less then a minute

Will: Bestie is your stove top powered by the fucking sun

Elizabeth: How long does it take you to boil a cup of water on the stove

Will: Like seven minutes

Elizabeth: Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat and it boils in like 2 minutes... less then that if you use a saucepan...

Will: You're putting the whole mug on the stove????? On medium heat????? Your stove is enchanted

James: Every single person here is fucking insane

Beckett: *near tears* DO NONE OF YOU OWN A FUCKING KETTLE????

[anonpolls]

Thanks, Anon!

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[randomrisepolls]

Fandom Rise Poll #1

Submitted by: Anonymous

Gemini by @tangledinink

True Colors by @v-albion

The Little Prince by @beannary

[incorrect-borderlands-quotes]

FL4K, holding a baby skag: Look at this adorable guy! FL4K: I'm gonna call him Charles... after the guy he was eating when I found him.

[incorrectbatfam]

Jason, after Roy tells him to apologize for something: Okay, I will do it. But I have to warn you, this may make me a better person, and that is not the man you fell in love with!

[give-a-rating]

[mha-quotes-and-such]

Bakugou: Rules are made to be broken. Iida: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken. Sero: Uh, piñatas. Midoriya: Glow sticks. Kirishima: Karate boards. Mina: Spaghetti when you have a small pot. Bakugou: Rules.