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Graves, rushing into the room: John! Do you love me?

Price: Uh- Yes?

Graves: Say it like you mean it!

Price: I love you

Graves: Say it with passion!

Price: I love you!

Graves: Hmm, good boy *leaves*

Price:

Nik, sitting next to him reading: I see training is going well

Price: Training? FOR WHAT??

Nik: Good boys don’t need to worry about that

Price:

Price: This is new

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Graves: We need to identify the target before we proceed

Ghost: Want to know what I identify as?

Price: Lieutenant, not now-

Ghost, leaning closer to Graves: I identify as the shark in the water as you bleed. Maybe it was a little scratch, maybe it was something more serious, but I smelled it all the same

Ghost: I’d find you, bite you and drag you into the depths. No one around you would even notice a struggle, just you disappearing beneath the surface in a single, swift motion. By the time they see the blood it’s already to late

Ghost: That’s what I identify as

Graves: *stares at Ghost with his jaw dropped before he looks at Price*

Price:

Price: I’m going to put age restrictions on all your devices

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Laswell: Uh- Where did you get that?

Price with a freshly traumatized Ghost: I found him

Laswell: Yea, that answer is a little too vague for my liking

Price as Ghost sips on a smoothie: That sounds like a you problem. Smoothie?

Laswell: … sure

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Price: Is that my shirt? Nik!

Nik: It looks better on me

Graves, staring at his chest: Definitely

Price: Nikolai

Graves: *trying to touch Nik’s chest*

Nik: :) ?

Price: You know what you’re doing you bastard

Nik, stepping out of Graves’ reach: Whatever do you mean, my love?

Price: *glares*

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Random and kinda silly question, but in your teen!ghost au do they use military time or standard time for the clocks in their house?

John and Nik use military time at home so the boys can read it and standard. Simon has his phone set to military and Kyle has his set to standard. Both John and Nik has theirs set to military.

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Do you think you'll branch out into Ghosts or Black Ops at some point?

Oh most definitely at some point. My hyperfixation is just focused on MW at the moment lol

also need the time to play Ghosts

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*villain!Soap after capturing 141*

Villain!Soap, holding a detonator: I’ll give you thirty minutes to say your goodbyes before I blow you to smithereens

Ghost: Can I get a different kind of blow?

Price: *turns and stares at him*

Ghost: … I said that out loud-

Price: YOU SAID THAT OUT LOUD

Gaz, to Villain!Soap: You can skip the countdown, just kill us

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*late at night in Price’s bedroom*

Teen!Ghost: What if gravity only works on certain people and the people that go to space are the only ones it doesn’t work on

Price: … Simon, you should be asleep

Teen!Ghost: What if I went to space and I didn’t float around? I would have to sit on the floor while everyone else got to float!

Price: Son-

Teen!Ghost: Is space homophobic?

Nik, half asleep: Малыш, space is the Force. Not everyone is a Jedi

Teen!Ghost: *gasps* I have to tell Kyle- *runs out of the room*

Price: Great, now he’s going to wake up Kyle

Nik: Now we can sleep while they bother each other

Price: It’s a school night!

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Price: Be honest with me… Nik, when I first started styling my beard like this, did you like it?

Nik:

Price: Nikolai. Answer me

Nik: … I like it

Price: But did you like it back then?

Nik: … Phil do you like John’s beard?

Graves, from the other room: It certainly grew on me

Price: YOU DIDN’T LIKE IT??

Graves: You look like you’re from a Civil War movie! Definitely had to dig deep to like it

Price: … I need to shave

Nik: NO- PHIL YOU DIDN’T HELP

Graves: I DIDN’T KNOW I WAS SUPPOSED TO

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Gaz: Alright, before you start overthinking-

Ghost: Fuck you! I think a normal amount about things!

Gaz: I thought you agreed to stop lying?

Ghost: FUCK YOU

Gaz: And cussing so much

Ghost: *glares aggressively*

Gaz: Did the talk we have mean nothing to you?

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Ghost: They say it gets harder to make friends when you’re forty or older

Price:

Ghost: Just a thought… old man

Price: You’re not that far behind me, son

Ghost: But you’ll get there before me, and that’s what matters

Price:

Price: It may be hard to make friends but it sure isn’t hard finding people to date

Ghost:

Price: Just a thought

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I'd love to see Graves falling asleep on his office/room floor due to stress and exhaustion, and the next day he didn't have time to fix his hair so it's a tiny bit of a mess during a meeting early in the morning and he keeps yawning

An excuse to draw sleepy Graves? Don’t mind if i dooo~

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Price: How long until this thing can drive again?

Nik: Give me three hours. The lieutenant is thorough in his destruction of vehicles.

Gaz: Yeah, are you sure he's licensed?

Price: No...

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Nik: *walking around the Shadows while wearing a shirt that says ‘I made your Commander a bottom’*

Price: God, no wonder the Shadows have been cunts all day- Nik you’re purposely provoking them!

Nik: Not just me

Price: What- Who else??

Nik: … you have no idea about what’s on the back of your shirt, do you?

Price: … no

Nik: *takes a picture and shows him*

Price: What- OH MY GOD-

*picture shows that his shirt says ‘This ass made your Commander lose the plot’ in bold letters*

Price: WHERE DID THIS SHIRT COME FROM??

Nik: Me!

Price: NIKOLAI ARE YOU TRYING TO GET US KILLED-??!

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I always go through your posts when I’m bored or sad or have lots of freetime. Sorry for the notifs lol. Love your writing so much!

I don’t mind lol I enjoy people’s comments or tags on my posts, they make my day

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*during a meeting with the core 141 members*

Price: Laswell thinks we could pull it off in three days- Okay, I can’t take it anymore. Kyle, why are you glaring at me?

Gaz: I just realized Ghost was right about you being a whore

Price: WHAT?!

Ghost: *cackling like a maniac*

Soap: OH- GHOST YOU CORRUPTED GAZ

Price: YOU- YOU-

Gaz: Chimera’s leader wasn’t enough? You had to go for the Shadow Himself too??

Price: THAT- THAT’S PRIVATE- THIS IS A MEETING-

Gaz, turning to Soap and Ghost: You two agree he’s a whore, right? I know you do but let the Cap know that’s what you think

Soap: I CAN’T BREATHE-

Ghost: I’M FUCKING CRYING-

Price: I- I’m not dealing with this! *leaves the room*

Gaz: … okay, meeting’s over. Pay up

Ghost: *crying while he puts a stack of bills on the table*

Soap, taking out the clip of bills from his pocket while wheezing: Fucking worth it-

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Graves, reaching up and grabbing Nik’s gold chain: Can I borrow this?

Nik, grinning widely: Only if you don’t mind not walking for the next week

Graves:

Graves, slowly releasing the chain: I’ll wait ‘til holiday

Gaz, watching from afar: … was that a threat??

Ghost, refusing to look at Nik and Graves: No, unfortunately

Gaz:

Gaz: Ew