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Zemo: I hate being three-wheel but*See Sam adn Bucky bickering again*

Zemo: those two never shut the fuck up

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Nick fury: *Sees the Avengers fighting eachother on something they didn't do*

Nick Fury: *Calls Maria*Hill can you call a therapist, we have some issue here

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Tony: Peter what are you holding?

Peter: A knife!!*Runs away*

Tony: Peter NOO!*Chase him*

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The same scene👁👄👁✨

Marvel will literally put a guy on top of another guy, chest on chest, and swear on their life they're not gay. BFFR

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Peter: School is easy because it's like you riding a bike..Expect your bike is on fire and your on a fire too, is like everthing is on fire LIKE HELL

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Loki: Merry Christmas Brother, here's your present

Thor: Aww Loki you didn't have too*Grabs the present*

Loki: *Sly smiles*

Thor: Aaww you got me a Snake-*The Snake bites him*

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Tony: when I dead...tell Rhodes that I read his dairy

Rhodes: What?! You read my-

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Sam: *Kiss bucky on the cheek*

Bucky: what was that for?*Wipe off the kiss on his cheek*

Sam: For good luck

Bucky: I don't need luck

*Hours later*

Bucky: Sam can you kiss me again-

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*Steve,Tony saw the last donut on the box. looks eachother*

Steve: Stark..

Tony: Rogers

Steve: *Was about to get the donut*

Tony: *Got the donut* Its MINE!

Steve: NO IT'S MINE-!

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Natasha: *goes to the pet store*

Natasha: *Buys a Bird seed. And when home,Throw's Clint the Bird seeds*

Clint: What th-

Natasha: Eat it...that's your food now

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Bruce: Tony what are you doing?

Tony: I need to search that thing

Bruce: What "thing" are you gonna search Tony?

Peter: *Appears out of nowhere* Hi Mr Stark and Mr Bruce

Tony: Ahh here it is

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Harley: Peter, Happy gonna pick us up

Peter: I don't need Happy to take me home. I have my ways to WHERE HOME IS!!

*Few minutes later*

Peter: Mr stark can you pick me up

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Peter: How come people always say who top or bottom

Peter: Like are they fighting over the bed banker

Shuri: I gonna tell him

MJ: Don't you dare

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Fury: Okay listen up Fucker

Everyone expect Peter: *Standing up*

Fury: Not you Parker your good

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Peter: I really like beginning spider man. Because i can crawl and swing and even shoot weds..

Harley: But what's is your biggest fear?

Peter: I don't fear! Spiderman doesn't fear*sees a spider beside him* HOLY

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Peter: Mr.Stark I need help

Tony: Whats wrong?! Are you okay do you need anything?

Peter: Wellllll...

Peter:

Peter: I got stuck in the kitchen cabinet. With a wed fluid

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Scott: You have to pour milk before cereal

Clint: *Le Gasp* you monster.......