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I dreamt about my crush and I didn't speak to her even in my own dream.

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#LET HIM REST

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Commander Thorn is on the case *cue 70s tv show music*

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got so tired of the lack of content that I'm just doing it myself now 💀

idk i dont think i can ever get behind fics where the Jedi and the clones are like 100% buddy buddy and the clones just let the Jedi in on everything they do. esp bc its never written the other way around, where the Jedi are showing the clones how to meditate or teaching them about the Force or lightsaber forms or anything

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Ahsoka: [takes a swig out of a flask] I think I understand alcoholism now

Anakin: WHAT?! Gimme that.

Anakin: This is grape juice, Ahsoka.

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Obi-Wan: the temptation to go bald is so real sometimes

Mace: you're not gonna believe this new mission I have for you

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(at an ancient Jedi temple)

Ahsoka: these gargoyles are fire. why did we ever stop using them in modern architecture

Obi-Wan: well, trends change and-

Ahsoka: the only gargoyles I see nowadays are politicians on holoboards

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Hunter: Omega, I'm gonna need you to put that down for me.

Tech: Hunter, she's holding a screwdriver, not a proton torpedo.

Hunter: Exactly

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CONSTELLATION SQUAD

hey guys! I am currently writing a clone wars fanfic and I would really love your support! It’s about a Jedi Knight being assigned to a new experimental clone squad, told from her perspective as well as the Sergeant’s.  All of the characters in this squad are my own OCs! I hope you all enjoy <3

https://www.wattpad.com/story/287883422-constellation-squad

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helm's deep

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Vader, mid breakdown: Will I get prosthetic toes at least

Palpatine: ??

Palpatine: No

Vader: *sobbing resumes*

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Thrawn: Commander Vanto, have you heard of the video game "Among Us"?

Eli: *chokes on his own spit*

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Thrawn: Commander, status report.

Eli: I'm going to tell you the version that makes me look good.

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eli vanto's uncotrollable facial expressions appreciation post

his face is the single most relatable thing

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Ezra: mi me ma mo mu, mi me ma mo mi me ma mo mu, mi me ma mo mi me ma mo muuuuuuuu

Sabine: SHUT UP

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Jesse's little "Sorry Commander!" reblog if you agree