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okay so this is defiantly a uk/us thing, but like…

I see a lot of content about theatre kids, and it’s all us content and they always talk about he game that everyone plays at rehearsal: zip zap zop

and I’m with you on the zip, and with you on the zap and then I loose you on the zop. We always call it either zip zap boing or zip zap zoom, boing makes it go the other way, zoom throw it across the circle.

what the HELL is a zop???

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when people say that their favourite characters are Charlie or Knox but then they come at me for defending Cameron.

it makes me want to scream

Edit: I would just like to clarify that im not against Charlie and Knox, im against the people that don’t acknowledge that there’s anything bad about them but only see the bad im Cameron

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I was sitting on a bench in a slightly sketchy park that used to be a graveyard and stank of piss, eating a pretzel. And I looked over at another bench. And there was a man. He had a metal bucket of ice (i think) and he was making cocktails right there in the park. And that would have been weird enough. But then A SQUIRREL CAME AND SAT ON HIS SHOULDER. And instead of freaking out like a normal person, he startd feeding it. And y’know, I was like, that’s weird and then I moved on with my life. BUT THEN like 5 minutes later ANOTHER SQUIRREL came and sat on his should, and he fed it AGAIN.

so I stayed in that park for like half and hour, cos like, imagine that being you. Just there. Doing that. What a wild time

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when I have a cold I do sneeze but mostly what happens is I get a weird feeling in my left nostril and my left eye starts watering to the point where I can’t a see. And then it’s like that all winter and autumn and then winters finally over and I BOOM I get hit with the fucking hay fever

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in the story of the tucks when Jesse says “I survived a tree fall, he survived much worse” is he referring to miles being abandoned by his wife and child or did he just do some really crazy shit in his earlier years of being immortal before he was so sensible?

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” *one of the fellowship* wept openly”

I think this might be the most used sentence in the fellowship of the ring and I’m honestly so here for it. It’s literally the most relatable thing they do, like they cry at everything and it’s so great. I love them.

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my parents expected me to participate in teenage activities such as Getting Up To No Good and Disturbing The Peace when I fact the only activity I participate in is Staying In My Room All Day And Crying Over Fictional Characters

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Procrastination Tip

Find a musical you enjoy (I used Newsies, but you can choose whichever you want)

Listen to it over and over again until it is all branded into your brain (must listen in correct order)

Find yourself procrastinating something

Play first song of musical (so in the Newsies example, it’s the Overture)

Get so incredibly hyped because your brain knows that the musical you love is coming after this song that you can do the thing you are procrastinating

Your welcome

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I would like to write a story about a telepath and someone who plays musicals in their head 24/7. Like, musical person never shuts up with random songs that have nothing to do with the situation and telepath hates musicals. Musical person starts playing more and more love songs, telepath thinks nothing of it, musical person is just like really loudly thinking love songs whenever they are near each other. They get together. It’s very sweet. Telepath now has to put up with the musicals out loud as well.

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During the day: something vaguely embarrassing happens

Me: I want to die

Later in the day: remembers embarrassing thing

Me: I want to sink into the ground and never have to see another human being again

In the middle of night when I’m trying to sleep: remembers embarrassing thing

Me: I want to die, everyone hates me why do I even go outside

my brain (unhelpful): here’s a slideshow of every single embarrassing thing I’ve ever done in my entire life!

Me: *screaming*

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all I’m saying is you wouldn’t catch me in the kitchen at three am shovelling instant ramen into my mouth.

that is, you wouldn’t catch me, because I would run as fast as my little legs could carry me to avoid the social interaction of it all.

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every time I eat a pb&j I feel like a child in an American show. Bout to be calling my mum ‘mom’ at any second

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I’m still half asleep but apparently my little brother has a cycling race today, and he’s going to that now. Don’t really know how important it is or what it even is really (he said a lot of words) but y’know… wish him luck :)

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I stare at the void

the void states back

he meows

even though he has

JUST FUCKING EATEN

-a poem about black cats

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how do you art????