xoxojenibie
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20. Living in south-west Sydney with her boyfriend & dog-daughter. She's a pescatarian that has this thing for the colour pink & is addicted to collecting anything she finds worthy enough. Slave to the government by day & a mother f*cking BEAST by night. "You can polish a turd, but it's still a piece of sh*t."
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xoxojenibie · 13 years ago
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Watch my review on the 180 eyeshadow palette & Sportsgirl make-up!
Would love & appreciate the support!
Love yous!
xoxo, Jenibie.
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Not only do I love your blog ( heh found it ) but I also am secretly infatuated with you. K. here we go I got this idea from a spam msg I received on Facebook lol.. I know you like me but were always way too shy to say so :3 go hit up crushmasher(dõt)com (uhh it wont let me do a regular link) then make an acct there. Search for the profile 'justmeandu33' ( obv me ) I posted body pix.. if u can figure out who I am msg me and we'll kick it. CC required for age but it is free. (annoying i know)
YUCKY VIRUSES. damn you for spamming my inbox >:(
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xoxojenibie · 13 years ago
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Jen's update: Guess who's BACK!? Back agaiiiiiin!
Hey lovers! (well what's left of yous )':
I've lost like a big handful of followers! I'm sorry! I haven't blogged in OVER a month! tsk tsk.. I let my blog diiiiie :( but don't worry! Guess what I've started!? a youtube channel!! xD I finally grew the balls to start posting videos bwahahahahaha! anyways I only have like four videos on there at the moment. Yep still starting it out.. Oh! & this youtube experience all started with my booboo Tin! (www.tumblr.com/tequilarose) & she has her own youtube channel too!! (www.youtube.com/SANGRIA2538) so yeah.. fun fun fun! x)
The first video I posted was a fail hahaha! I recorded everything through my iphone & omg.. it was a pain in the butt trying to make it stand somewhere I ended up making some sort of tower with tissue boes & my tv remotes etc. to make my phone stand hahaha faiiiiiil! & you can hardly hear my voice :( I dno.. I wasn't satisfied with it ><
First ever youtube video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A61IGb1_Hsc
The second video I posted was a little introduction of Tin & I featuring my penpen! It's funny, well we tried to make it funny kinda haha! Most of the vid Tin is talking cause I'm a shy cunt like that LOL! I say like 3 wilent words & then just go back into my own world. haha! It was heaps fun taping that with her though! I don't think she went home till like 2 in the morning that night & I had work the next day lolol!
Second youtube video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-LPUbrFI38
The third youtube video I posted was supposed to be a well prepared Halloween tutorial but because I fail sooo much LOL I ended up recording this tutorial on the actual day of Halloween & ended up posting the video 3 weeks later haha! Only because my Windows movie maker shit was being a pain in the asshole & wouldn't let me edit anything! So in the end.. I just chucked it altogether, no editing, just cutting & putting raw material together. I only uploaded it because I had the shits sooo bad that I couldn't get the editing done for so long & that it was delayed for sooo long, I didn't wanna feel that I went through all that trouble painting & creating that look & in the end no one sees it so yeahhh that's why I uploadedit anyway x) I was extremely not happy with this vid. but meh. shit happens, life goes on. lolol
Third youtube video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ji1GC-GHu3k
The fourth & most recent video I posted.. I actually just posted this vid this morning haha is actually okay! (I'm relieved to say :) The only down fall is I reckon that I didn't talk CLEARLY & loud enough, sometimes it felt like I was just mumbling.. LOL gotta work on that! I LOVE the editing I did though.. It's simple yet creative! I think I'll make all my future videos this type of editing till I find a new-er, pretti-er way!
Fourth youtube video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbQ3vr0pR2Y
HEHEHE, I just love judging myself hey? I like perfecting things.. & if I don't perfect it I feel I haven't accomplished shit. I think I'm pretty harsh on myself. LOL!
Anyways, I'll be uploading more videos & on a more frequent basis. So please stay tuned! & if you have a youtube account; preeeeease rate, comment & subscribe if you're feelin' my shiznit lolol!
Oh & I'll post future videos on here too & stuffs soo yahh.
Love yahhs! Sorry for disappearing again! :(
xoxo, Jenibie.
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Cheers to the freakin' weekend..
Saturday morning 3 weeks before:
Took a luvo while waiting for my girl, tin. haha! ;) I changed to a singlet after this. When we got to the city.. Biggest regret!! it was FREEZING! and I was full in summer wear hahaha!!
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Went to a mini make-up convention with her & her browdahh.
It was all about Estebel beauty products. From make-up to perfume to oxygen-izing thingys haha (forgot what the thingy's called :) anyways, their make-up was actually pretty good! most of their ingredients consisted of pure minerals and other natural additions.
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I fell in-love with their foundation! (I'm a number 5 in their series) and their primer! it glides on so ridiculously smooth and has a pretty matte finish. I hate it when my foundation makes my skin look oily! :( since i have an oily T-zone. grr. i hate my combination skin! :( but omg this stuff looked so pretty on my face! haha. but it was too pricey and I had no money that time :( worst! but hopefully I get a feew things in their next little convention! :D
  Saturday night 2 weeks before:
Spent with Janice! My P.I.C!! haha mad laughs that night and a few mini adventures! ;) we ended up drinking jim beam towards the end of the night then movie timed it hehe.
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She slept over & the next day i gave her a little make-over! haha. love chillin with her! nothing's ever boring and nothing ever goes to plan! haha. Oh yeah, those glasses are my 3D glasses LOL! we were watching Step up in 3D in my lounge xD GLADIATOR GLASSES OR WHAT!? haha <3
I was suppose to party with this girl again at my brother's birthday party last friday night but due to my loss of license it never happened! :'( cuttttt.
  Saturday night the week before:
Chillin' it out with the in-lawss ;) haha, went to my boyfriend's sister's house for her birthday & her daughter's bday party :)
Lisa & I, already tipsy from wine! hahaha I never knew wine was that strong :/ it's stronger than other drinks I've had. haha. Fun night!!
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Heaps of laughs & so many adventures! Lisa & Thuy <3 the pretty heads!!
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Have no pictures from this long weekend. Cause I didn't do much.. Just mostly spent it with my mum chillin' & eating being fat hahaha! Boyfriend was there.. but meh.. enough about that. lol!
Anyways... HURRY UP FRIDAY! taking your time.. lolol
xoxo, Jenibie.
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xoxojenibie · 13 years ago
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QUICK TIP: Finding it hard to find a foundation that actually BLENDS with your skin colour? The next time you go in hunt for your potential foundation.. Look at the veins on the underside of your wrist in natural daylight; if they're green then you have a warm undertone which means your complexion varies from yellow, golden or olive. If your veins appear blue then you have a cool undertone, your complexion would be rosy, pinkish, or even pale. - This will determine your skin tone. Now, you just have to see which category will be more suited: fair, light, light/medium, medium, medium/deep, or deep. Remember if your in-between shades, mix the foundation that's too light on you & the other foundation that's too dark on you. You'll get that custom colour especially made for you! ;) ..or pour both in a cosmetic bottle and shake it up, you know the rest. lol.
xoxo, Jenibie.
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xoxojenibie · 13 years ago
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` Pecking duck 8)
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I checked out your blog and WOW your simply stunning. And im in love with your theme.:) Dont be afraid to invade my ask !
Aw, Thank you beautiful. Your too sweet! I wanna rape (lol) your ask but I can't seem to find your ask-link! :( Where can I find it? haha *looks under bed*
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QUICK TIP: If you have any old lip balms or chap sticks lying around & your thinking of just throwing it out cause it's ugly & you don't wanna use it anymore (lol). Don't chuck it & make use of it instead :) These old lip balms / chap sticks are great nail and cuticle conditioners. Keep one on your night stand, desk or wherever & apply whenever you see it. You'll have stronger nails and well conditioned cuticles in no time.
xoxo, Jenibie.
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xoxojenibie · 13 years ago
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DIET: Baby food!?
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I know.. ANOTHER DIET POST!? x)
I'll go on about beauty & making your self pretty laterrrr. Right now though, I'm focusing on making your body shape & what not purrrrrrttier.
Have any of yous tried the Baby food diet? and.. Does it actually work?
I love baby food! haha! Only the sweet ones though. The savoury ones taste like sh*t. lol. But the whole Baby food diet craze doesn't seem that crazy.. If you really looked into it & observed everything.
It basically goes like this:
Around 10 servings of baby food through out the day. (Referring to the picture above; one packet is one serving.. In one serving there's only minimum 40cals to max. 90cals! & you already start feeling full after one serving.. Crazy right?)
Dinner time around 5pm-7pm, you eat one adult meal which can be a piece of fish/tofu (or meat) and salad. OR any other imaginative healthy meal you'd like.
Work out every morning/afternoon.
Pretty easy hey? I can go throughout the day with only like 3 servings of bubba food though.. Or less. I don't recommend that though :/ but meh.. As long as you see results right?
I think this would take a good 6-8 weeks to actually, physically see the results though.
PROs:
Easy to digest. Which means it'll come out the other end smoothly lol.
Comes in a heap of flavours.
Portion controlled.
Guilt free (As alot of baby food are usually made from the real stuff & nothing artificial).
Easy.
CONs:
Some baby food doesn't quite appeal to le' tastebuds.
Probably be pretty hungry, since you know.. Depriving yourself of real food.
Light-headed ..Depending on the person.
So.. What do you's think?? Hmm.. I'll probably just stick to my healthy eating for now.. But when I get pissed off from stubborn weight. Definitely doing this. haha.
xoxo, Jenibie.
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thankyou!! =)=)
No worries gorgeous :) always here for you!
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xoxojenibie · 13 years ago
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hello (: i'm zech and you must be jen. well you seem super cool and i love your blog
aww.. You're hektik! You're like the only guy follower I have! >
You defs made my day :)
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QUICK TIP: Skin feeling dry lately? Pamper time! On damp skin, apply a light layer of virgin olive oil. The easiest way to do this is to dilute 1 part olive oil to 4 parts water in a water spray bottle. Mist all over and rub in your skin until the oil disappears. THEN apply another layer of your favorite body lotion (Vitamin E and Collagen enriched are the best). Then let it sink in. It's easiest doing this as part of your night time ritual ..Next morning? Baby smooth skin ;)
xoxo, Jenibie.
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xoxojenibie · 13 years ago
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WHAT!? You unfollowed me...............
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Okay....
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Wooo! cool points! LoL I think u might end up being one of my tumblr crushes *just lettin u know* dont freak out >.
*yay* tumblr crush buddies? i'll be yours if you be mine! haha
I have a unique vibe. I'm cool like that. haha
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xoxojenibie · 13 years ago
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simply love it.! ;]
Thanks babe ;)
Your blog gives me instant orgasms. hahaha
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xoxojenibie · 13 years ago
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Pretty Junk with a touch of luxury. nom nom..
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` Persian Fairy floss ($9.99 each) comes in Vanilla, Chocolate, Pistachio, Rose, Saffron & Orange blossom flavours.
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` Persian Nougat ($12.99 each) comes in Almond, Pistachio, Macadamia, Saffron, Rose, Orange blossom & Peanut flavours.
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QUICK TIP: Want to warm up your pale skin/body or create a tinted/shimmery effect? Mix a warm yellow, lilac, bronze or shimmering loose powder into your body lotion. Apply on legs and arms and as it dries, you'll create a soft tinted effect that won't come off. You can also try this with your facial moisturizer to create a special tinted foundation!
xoxo, Jenibie.
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