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Blue constantly checking in on herself to go, “hmmm, I’m not in love with Gansey yet, but it’s always a possibility” is killing me 😭

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Okay I’m not that far into The Dream Thieves yet but I’m pretty sure Adam is in love with basically all his friends and it’s kinda hilarious to me

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Reading the raven cycle series for the first time (ik I’m like 12 years late but whatever) and accidentally spoiled a major plot twist for myself by taking things too literally

I heard Noah go, “yeah I’ve been dead 7 years” and just immediately took it at face value. Like yeah these other guys are weird too they’re probably chill about living with a ghost. Then they invite him to the diner and go, “don’t worry you don’t have to eat anything” and I just assume they’re being considerate of the fact that he doesn’t eat because he’s a ghost

Honestly the bigger plot twist was me finding out they didn’t know he was a ghost

Didn’t expect him to be that guy’s (can’t remember his name it’s on audiobook and I can’t hunt it down that easily) dead friend though so there was that

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Just doing his job🤷

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it's a running gag among the crows that the others intentionally misinterpret kaz's theatrical monologues so he has to explain them to ruin the dramatic effect he's always gunning for

like one day they're having a conversation about whatever and the subject of mothers comes up and matthias frowns and goes "i thought kaz's mother is in ketterdam?" and the others are like what are you talking about and he goes yeah remember when he told us that his mother is in ketterdam? she birthed him in the harbor? and the others start laughing and strip away kaz's melodrama to explain the metaphor and it's so obvious that it's killing kaz but he doesn't say anything until matthias just smiles, exaggeratedly polite, and goes "well you know my kerch isn't that good" and everyone bursts out laughing again

(nina orchestrated that entire conversation)

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the crows are so young. they're so young. they make fun of wylan for playing the flute and being a bad criminal. they love waffles. they mock kaz's bad haircut. matthias mentally addresses kaz only with insults for nearly the whole two books. they have all been jealous of each other showing other people attention at some point -- jesper is jealous of anyone kaz gives attention to. matthias is jealous of anyone nina gives attention to. kaz is jealous of how comfortable the others are with each other. wylan is jealous of kuwei flirting with jesper -- they're all insecure at some point. nina gets mad at them for eating her cookies. they're all horny and fantasize about their crushes while actively running for their lives. they all want to kill the woman they kidnapped because she's whiny. they tease inej for sounding philosophical. they have secret hand signals. jesper and nina make sex jokes all the time and love to make others blush. they spite each other. they threatened to tattletale on each other to each other. they compete over who has the biggest bounty on his head. inej uses "being a matthias" as an insult. kaz and jesper have a physical scrap and have to be pulled apart by an Adult. i adore them so much

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not sure if these poses are possible or even legal. but inej can do it

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Mother, father, pay the rent! I can't, my dear, the money's spent!

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okay personal opinion, I feel like sometimes people diminishing Jack's ability to play a straight role is a little weird given how he's come out and said he didn't want to be cast based on sexuality. Let people play roles and allow their acting to shine. This is not targeted to anyone, just something I feel after seeing a couple of weird comments.

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Me when my current favorite soc fic has updated like 3 times in the past few days

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Okay I’ve actually thought about this!!

Jesper = Jake

Wylan = Amy

Kaz = Holt

Nina = Gina

Matthias = Terry

Inej = Rosa

Kuwei = Boyle

wylan's orpheus, kaz's in fnaf, what next? jes' in b99?

actually wait

jesper in b99

all the crows in b99

I've stumbled upon pure au gold here

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Oh Kuwei, they could never make me hate you.

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*taps mic*

Matthias and Kaz have the best unexplored best friends dynamic.

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I was so mortified the first time I read it but going back and reading it again I cackle every time

"i can't read chapter 40 of crooked kingdom" I quite literally have only read Jesper kissing Kuwei one time, which was the first time, not because my heart broke but rather the pure, unfiltered second-hand embarrassment is actually too much to live through twice

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I feel both Matthias and Kaz love sickeningly sweet desserts. It’s the years without having to sweets that got to them. So like while the rest of the Crows are like “wow…I can feel the cavities in a single bite of this.” meanwhile Kaz and Matthias are just devouring it. Like they can appreciate a not so sweet dessert but it will always be the 95% sugar type of desserts they love the most, y’know?

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🔔 ENGAGED WESPER 🔔

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Been trying to get my brother into soc for months and if I play my cards right this may be the way