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i post on this blog once and it’s in service to wangsang

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wrote a short little fic for JZX’s birthday, WWX just wants to make his idiot’s birthday nice.

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what if JZX caught the punch and made it gay

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i have neglected the boys and they don't even get alone time in this one because the endgame is wangxianxuan. copy pasted directly from me going off on discord at 3AM

okay. AU, LQR is a uhhhhhhhhhhh-- and WWX is his PA who, to LQR's misfortune, is very good at his job even if he has unorthodox methods.

He also can't complain, because it makes his nephew more interested in working the family business. He understands, he knew WWX's mother, she was hot, he looks like her, and LWJ has eyes and can see that WWX is hot. He however does not tell LWJ that he's pretty sure the PA situation is temporary because WWX is engaged to the Jin Heir, and uhhhh fuckin engaged to the Jin Heir

Okay so JZX was set up to marry JYL, and then he's with the boys and he's gotta play up that toxic masculinity and is like "yeah, i'm not ready for marriage, settling down at my prime? yeah right, i gotta plow" and JYL and JC are in the next booth like "wow" and WWX, who has nothing to lose, is like "i'm going to get his ass." and punches him in the face before JYL and JC can be like "no we gotta be polite for image's sake."

so the engagement is off, and before JZX can realize that he just missed out on the best thing he would have ever had, JYL, Bi Queen, starts dating WQ. So now JZX just wants to apologize because he is genuinely sorry.

WWX sees him pacing outside her apartment building one day when he's coming over for soup and he's like "what, you didn't even get her apology flowers? you're a disgrace." and JZX is like "well what flowers does she like" and WWX is like "you don't even know her favorite flowers. pathetic" and JZX is like "okay if this is how you're going to act, you're coming with me to the florist and i'm going to gage your reaction to every flower i pick up"

he ends up buying all the flowers and WWX laughs at him. He apologizes to JYL and she feeds him soup as well. on their way out, arms full of flowers because there weren't enough vases in the apartment. They're playfully insulting each other and before they part wwx is like "if you ever make my sister sad again, i'll seduce you, make you buy me a car, and then i'll hit you with it." and he puts a flower behind JZX's ear, and JZX has his Bi awakening right then and there.

blah blah blah, now they're engaged. WWX doesn't wear his ring because he's afraid he'll be stupid and take it off one day and he'll look away for a second and it'll be gone. So LWJ has no idea he's engaged. He tries his best to try and ask WWX out but LQR always manages to interrupt. LWJ doesn't find out until there's a big business banquet or whatever and he's talking to fellow business heir JZX. He doesn't keep up with the lives of other fancy boys, he knows JZX is engaged to someone from the Jiang Family. and then JZX's arm candy comes in, and LWJ is like "o h?"

and WWX is like "Lan Zhan Lan Zhan! I didn't know you knew my Peacock." and Lan Zhan is like "mn." and JZX is like "A-Ying tells me you're funny now? When did that happen?" and Lan Zhan is like "Probably after you left the room." and WWX is wheezing, but JZX takes this as "as soon as you leave, i am going to sweep him off his feet and there's nothing you can do about it" because LWJ's hot, he has eyes, he knows.

so now JZX is coming to the Lan Office nearly every day for lunch and LWJ is trying to think about how morally bad it would be to steal WWX from JZX.

LQR regrets hiring WWX so much, but he really can find his books quicker thanks to WWX.

also. LXC has glasses.

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WWX and JC: Jin zixuan is flirting with our sister >:( Jz, sweating nervously while talking to jy: so does WWX... like men????

i meant to reply to this sooner but i caught the plague, but i am here now... just stand back a lil

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tfw ur former fiance’s martial brother punches you in the face after you spout bullshit, and you figure out ur bi and into some weird stuff, but he’s also a package deal with a human wall

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do NOT misunderstand, they are absolutely bullying each other.

reach into the lake and find a beta fish and boyfriend

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I worry that with how soft my last XianXuan pic was, people will misunderstand.

WWX is absolutely bullying JZX while JZX looks down at him tenderly, wondering when the best opportunity to push him off so he tumbles down the stairs is.

And then they make out.

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A Peacock acquires a Cat

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you think a depressed person could make this!?

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i bust down your door with another dumb AU. okay so wwx and jc got a cat and jc was like "you can name it" and wwx offered up a bunch of names for the cat that jfm shot down until wwx is like "just name him whatever then" and he did. now Subian is an old cat and loves yzy's lap, so when wwx moved out he couldn't take subian with him.

wwx becomes a single mom and gets A-Yuan, and eventually they get a tiny cat that wwx vibes with because she doesn't like dogs either. so he gets Chenqing and he and a-yuan love her. but she escapes one night and jzx finds her. she ends up loving jzx, because he protects her from suihua.

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so yesterday i said stardew valley AU and was like “lmao, i’ll start up a profile” and then i did not stop playing until 5AM.

So today, i have doodles and some xuanxian propaganda

so wei ying is so close to snapping at his office job until he suddenly inherits his grandma BSSR’s mountain farm. so he moves to this little valley town, and accidentally seduces all of the romancable characters, and they are all giving him soup in return.

also his cat’s name is Chenqing

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Jiang Yanli slams the jar down and then makes out with Wen Qing

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“Uh? No, we’re not dating. We hate each other. We’re doing hate cuddling.”

“And hate making out.”

“Yeah, that too. Oh, hey by the way, don’t forget I’m hate-taking you out to that new restaurant tomorrow, wear something nice.”

“Sure, babe.”

it’s @nie-smh-my-head-huaisang ‘s birthday /o/

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inspired by discord shenanigans.

the thought was “jzx asks jyl to teach him soup secrets to woo wwx” to which friendo mars was like “and jyl says no to keep the xianxian affection monopoly” and that spiraled into soup wars for wwx’s affection and ends with them having the soups served at dinner and he just drowns the soups in chili oil because he doesn’t know.

then we talked soup proposals, because wwx’s love language is soup.

eventually jzx makes him some soup and wwx threatens to marry him on the spot

and anna was like “wwx makes a very spicy soup as a proposal gift but jzx likes it and then later hates that this was wwx’s first attempt at soup.”

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so last night while i was avoiding working on my commission, i was going off on discord and friendos were encouraging me so the swan princess (1994) AU.  gratuitous use of the shocked pikachu emoji i have access to on discord.

okay the hot xuanxian swan princess au right- so jzx and jyl are betrothed since like birth. every summer they are brought together to hopefully fall in love, and wwx and jc are with her to make sure their sister is treated right. but jzx is out here looking at wwx and then one summer, they all show up and wwx is hot now. so he breaks the engagement and tries to hit up wwx but wwx is like "lol no" and they leave for lotus pier and they get attacked and jyl and jc make it out relatively fine, but wwx be missing

idk who to make the evil wizard. wrh? he wants wwx for his sexy cultivation secrets passed down from granny bssr???? idk, but jzx is at home thinking about how he really messed up, and he doesn't think wwx would just fuckin die, if he was dead he would have been found by now. so he's off, looking for his mans

so wrh has a bird now, right. he's like "hey. marry my son, give us your shit, idk my motives aren't exactly well thought out during the spouting bullshit phase of the au process." and wwx is like "lol no" and wrh is like "then i hope you like being a bird." and wwx is like ">:("

okay so wwx is a cool goth swan. when there's moonlight on the lake, he can be a cool goth dude. wwx is studying the curse mark and shit, wrh is like "nice try jackhole, only a declaration of true love can break the curse. so if you agree to hand over your shit, my son will declare his very true and sexy love for you" and wwx is like "there is nothing true or sexy about that that boy" and wrh is like "...maybe so."

so jzx is out here, looking for wwx, and he sees this cool goth bird. and wwx is like "squack" and jzx is like "damn, tonight's dinner reminds me of my missing love." then the moon's on the lake and wwx is like "i swear to god you peacock, i will snap at your heels when i get you" and jzx is just so happy to see his mans!! and he goes over there, lifts wwx in a little princess lift spiiiin, and kisses him and wwx is like "damn slow down dude, you were just trying to eat me" and jzx is like "your siblings will be so relieved that you're alive! we will be married at dawn" and wwx is like "yeah i'm kind of cursed here, wrh wants my hot and sexy cultivation secrets. the only way to break it is for someone to declare their love for me??? so i need to kill whr since no one's gonna do that" and jzx is like "I will." and wwx is like "it's gotta be true love" and jzx is like "i truly love you? i'll go scream it at everyone right now." and wwx is like "oh you love me? name three of my albums what do you even like about me?" and jzx is like shocked pikachu face

okay so wrh shows up after jzx leaves and is like "i heard you talking shit, there's no moon tomorrow so you i'm gonna send in a fake you that he'll declare his love for someone who is not you and you die?" and wwx is like "then how are you going to get my sexy info?" and wrh is like "well you're going to give it to me so i do not do the thing?" and wwx is like "i'd rather die than you use this information to hurt the people i care about." and wrh is like "well you have 24 hours to change your mind, and only i can save you"

so jzx is on his way home and is like "okay so i found the love of my life and i gotta prove that i love him" and jzxun is like "gay" and jzx is like "yeah"

so jzx is telling his mom and whore dad about how he's found the person he's going to spend his life with and he needs to throw a really really big party so that everyone in the world knows. that'll show him that he loves him bf.

so everyone is showing up to this party on such short notice, jyl and jc are there. JC is like "hey my brother went missing last time i was here, why the FUCK are we here now?" and jzx is like "i need to declare my love for my future husband and i need the world to know, now everyone wait here so i can go grab him." and he goes off to grab wwx but "runs into him on the way" and he brings him in and JC and JYL are like shocked pikachu face.

so meanwhile, WWX is off in goth bird hell and he's wrecking shit in the manor and is wrecking so much shit before he dies. and wrh is like "damn what the fuck dude. your bf is throwing  a party to show off he loves you, you??" and wwx is like "okay i need to go stop that before he embarrasses both of us" and he goes off and flies directly into the party and beats the shit out of his impostor. [9:38 PM] and jzx is like "wait if you're the goth bird love of my life, then who is tiny waist ass fat over here?" and wwx honks like "really, you only want me for my sexy body?" and jc is like "hey what the fuck is happening?" and impostor wwx is like "you know what, fuck this." and dispels the disguise and walks out.

so jzx has this big goth bird, and everyone is like "hey what the fuck?" and jzx lets wwx go but hugs him and is like "i'm sorry, i was in such a rush to tell everyone how i feel about you that i almost confessed to a whole ass not you." and jyl is like "can you please explain why that person was dressed up like my brother and why he is apparently a bird now." and jzx is like "oh uh, wrh wants his sexy brain and only a declaration of true love can break the curse." and jyl is like "and you love my brother?" and jzx is like "yes" and jyl is like "okay. and what do you love about him?" and jzx is like "uh, everything? he's really smart and it's like effortless. he's kind but he doesn't take bullshit from anyone but your mom. he cares so deeply about things and i can only dream to be one of those things he loves. he's pretty yeah, but his smile is only a reflection of everything inside of him." and jc is like "gay" and BOOM. declaration of love.

and wwx is standing there and and jc and jyl hug the shit out of him and jzx is like. "oh shit i did it" and then he has this realization of "hey wwx do you uhhhh, feel the same?" and wwx is bright red and like "i mean. i've known your dumbass for a long time. i can't hate you for not being in live with my shijie even though you're clearly wrong, you know what you're about. I think,,, i could,,, i could love you back" and then they live happily ever after

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gucci boy jzx and yesstyle wwx

i was looking at clothes on the gucci website, everything it styled so ugly, rich people have no taste