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Annabeth: I'm leaving. Jason is in charge. I've left notes for each of you with instructions.

Leo: Mine just says "Leo no."

Annabeth: And you can apply that to any situation.

Annabeth: Like the time you tried to set your room on fire because you saw it in a music video.

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[At an art museum]

Selina: Can we take a picture?

Ivy, taking out her phone: Sure

Selina, grabbing a painting hanging on the wall: ok QUICK let’s go before they catch us

Ivy: WHAT—

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Edward: Favorite horror movie?

Selina: Birdbox.

Harley: It.

Ivy: Idk, Highschool Musical was pretty terrifying.

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Dick: I’m going to the store, anybody want anything?

Kory: a better sister

Roy: a reason to live

Donna: 100 bottles of booze

Wally: my childhood innocence

Garfield: takis

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Barry: I'm bad cop.

Hal: No, I'm bad cop.

Barry: You're always bad cop, Lantern.

Hal: Bad cop goes everything against you are, Flash.

Barry: Just let me have this one time.

Hal: No way, you suck at being a bad cop.

Arthur: [groans loudly] Will they ever stop?

Bruce: Not anytime soon, no.

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Selina: Harley, Truth or Dare?

Harley: Dare!

Selina: I dare you to kiss your favorite person in the room.

Harley: hey Mr. J.

Joker: (blushes) yes?

Harley: get out of the fucking way, you're blocking Ivy.

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Ivy: Harley, hun, you know I'm always ride or die—

Harley: Red, I always ride you every night!

Ivy:

Selina: [snickers]

Ivy: Hun, that's not what I meant.

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Harley: Violence is never the answer

Barbara: That’s right

Harley: Violence is the question, and the answer is always yes

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Steve: [sneezes]

Tony: I love you

Nat: Did you mean bless you?

Tony: I said what I said

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Clint: Honestly don't let her fool you, Natasha's not that scary. I mean she used to ballet

Tony: What, really?

Natasha: Yes and it gave me the skills to strangle you with my feet

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Quill: Overall, our plan is going pretty well.

Rocket: Scoff.

Quill:

Quill: Did you just say “scoff”?

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Apollo: Here is my wall of inspirational people

Percy: Is that a picture of yourself?

Apollo: Yes. I'm big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself

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Bart: Oh my god this coffee is so fucking good I can think so clearly right now oh my god I could probably do a math problem right now

Tim: Correctly?

Bart, vibrating: I don’t know-

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Jim: Selina Kyle is a criminal. A thief!

Bruce: So? She's the love of my life what's your point, Gordon

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Cop: So what are your names?

Hal: Don't tell him, Barry!

Cop: So you're Barry

Barry: Great Job, Hal

Cop: And this is Hal. Great.

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Computer: Enter a new password

Jon: [types "Damian"]

Computer: Password is too short

Jon: I know

Damian, from the other room, facing his computer: I SAW YOU KENT!

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Bruce, everytime he fakes his death at the end of every DKR book: