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xinyan: jail's no fun, I know that

yunjin: what ?? you've been to jail ??

xinyan: once... in monopoly.....

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kaeya: jean has a photo of the knights in her wallet. she said whenever she faces an obstacle, she looks at it and the problem disappears. i thought it was really sweet until she said "because what problem could possibly be bigger than you idiots ?"

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childe: we should spend time together this weekend. as friends :)

scaramouche, not looking up from his phone: generic excuse

childe: did you just say generic excuse ?

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hu tao: what's it called when you murder a friend ?

hu tao: homiecide

zhongli: its called murder.

hu tao: homiecide

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kaeya: look, you made bennett cry

razor: bennett always cries

bennett, crying: that's not true !

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lyney, doing a magic trick: pick a card, any card

lynette: ok

lyney: touche, but "any card" did not include my credit card. give it back

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jean: I don't have time for this

kaeya: for what ?

jean: *vaguely gestures to everything*

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kaveh: this is real

alhaitham: I know

kaveh: you're my husband

alhaitham: I'm your husband

kaveh: you married me. in front of people

alhaitham: i know. i was there

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kujou sara: what happened ??

itto: I ate a pinecone for money

yoimiya: I payed itto to eat a pinecone

kujou sara: I thought we talked about this

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gaming: if you could have wings, what kind would you want ?

xiangling: honey garlic