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I still remember this game with fond memories intact

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the earth is basically kinda like a hotpocket so the deeper inside the warmer it is. - me attempting to explain earths layers

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three am is best time for malware downloads

woof woof woof woof woof woof woof it's motherfreaking three am and I may or may have not just downloaded malware. Hint: op clicker

like, geez, I don't give a shit, McaFee if I don't have virus protection. oh, yeah, also,... UmmMMmm Midnight crew is kool :]

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so.. about the Kids Online Safety Act (KOSA)

I'm obviously under 16 and I'm here to give my opinion on this because people around my age are the target of this act.

This sums up my view on this act perfectly.

If you want a more detailed reason then keep on reading.

take a look at this, will ya?

See? They only take the horrible experiences into accountability & it's extremely brief as well. That's why, it's so brief there are going to be damn data breaches everywhere and the government is already so bad at handling abuse situations that I might as well just ask my mom to censor everything she doesn't like in order to "protect" me so the government can cry about it all they want. "Yeah, sorry, general Adams make sure not to show your goddamn water slonge to kids because it's wayyy too small, not because it could be traumatizing or anything" . Fucking christ, this act is more retarded than a piglet with TRAP syndrome. It's literally just made to fuck with our rights under the guise that it's to "protect the kids". I literally have no supervision online because my mom actually trusts me not to get kidnapped because I told a serial nonconsensual waterdogger my exact location, at this point I wanna bash my head in or implode entirely because the mentality this act is setting up people to have. Might I add whenever it passes it is most likely that talk about discrimination, eating disorders, etc is going to be blocked from plat forms or heavily restricted

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About the organization that caused the AO3 outage a few days ago. (IMPORTANT)

Please, for the love of god read this goddamned post because let's just say.. They could be coming for our asses as well and I don't mean that in a good way. (BE GONE TUMBLR LIVESTREAMERS)

Okay, now that I have an actual PC on my hands writing will be MUCH easier and productive so I might as well talk about the AO3 outage caused by a DDOS attack(s) while listening to the Gamebro theme like a maniac.

I feel like an explanation of what AO3 is important so.. it's a popular fanfiction platform that many use. Let's just say that there are definitely some smutty, kinky fanfic out there but fanfiction in general is just a plot, twist, or just story in general involving characters owned by someone else, there are also self inserts, alternate forms, and OC's that can be put in fanfiction. The possibilities are endless.

Now about the actual attack itself.. It forced the website offline for over a day, that's all I really have to say but the interesting part of this is THE GROUP behind the attack and the act that will support their tyranny. THE BIG BAD GROUP Anonymous Sudan, they have supposedly done DDOS attacks on microsoft before and are also supposedly religiously and politically charged in said attacks. I also believe that they're getting desperate in some shape or form because another Tumblr user uploaded a pretty popular post stating that they COULD be doing or planning a DNS attack to get personal information.

Might I add that they've targeted plenty of other sites as well so if they do end up targeting and performing a DNS attack here that means all of our damn personal info will probably be leaked.

ALSO I feel like it's important to theorize with the readily available information we have, I think they definitely might be playing a "think about the kids" thing, because I'm pretty sure they're involved with KOSA (Kids Online Safety Act that is basically just mass censorship and homophobia, I'll have to make a separate post for that shitshow) in some shape or form or will use the act whenever it drops as defence for their actions.

And everyone that sees this, I wish you a good day, make sure to drink water and get rest because you never know whenever a situation like this happens. - just a random kid on the internet

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jajajaja i'm writing this on an actual computer

I "stole" my parents bill paying computer to do epic shenanigans. Also, INDIANA JONES NEW MOVIE GASP GASP GASP.

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Yum.

Cat mom makes Totino's pizza rolls for a kid and prospitian carapace she took hostage. Also haha funni floating table that I forgot to draw the legs on.

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My Homestuck role-playing/story guide :D Part one!!!

I am making this post for more personal future reference than anything. Feel free to read it if you want, though!

If you're trying to make a fanfic or roleplay similar to the actual comic or characters ALWAYS remember the SHENANIGANS, COMICAL RELIEF, and ABSOLUTE CHAOS.

Character personalities and lore for said future reference.

John Egbert -

LIKES : Shitty movies, Ghostbusters and paranormal lore, Pranks and magic, sassacres daunting text, friends, PUT THE BUNNY BACK IN THE BOX. Videogames, Programming (even if he's horrible at it), Playing the piano (he actually is good at playing the piano).

HATES: Betty Crocker, Harlequins, baked goods, and peanuts due to his allergy to them.

CHUMHANDLE(S) : ectoBiologist (current), ghostyTrickster (former)

LUNAR SWAY: Prospit

TITLE: Heir of Breath

PERSONALITY: He is a bit of a goofball. Tends to be one of the nicer kids, he absolutely loves the movie "Con Air" and is thought of as a leader but he preferably just stays friends with everyone. He was also incredibly generous to his consorts.

FRIENDS: Dave, Rose, Jade, Vriska (kind of), Jake.

MY HEADCANON: I don't have one for the time being.

Oh whatever

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DRAS act 2 or at least the rest of it.

Continuing off act 2 of Dave's RAD-ASS shenanigans with my epic writing skills because I am a crusty musty amateur fanfic writer out of pure spite at this point, I am not joining wattpad, probably.. Even though I'm probably going to have to try out AO3 and Wattpad at least ONCE because I'm desperate.

You are flying with Clubs Deuce as stated before. You are currently on your way to find Rose, she said that she would be in one of those towers that isn't too far away right now. You can absolutely tell what kind of rad shit that's in her room.

You finally get to Rose's rad tower of magic n' shit and you see that she is not in her room, you honestly don't know what happened to her, but there is a goddamn TON of blood all over the place.

Well, time to go on a motherfucking treasure hunt.

Okay now I'm planning another universe for real now or at least another story in the meantime. But yes they're all going to be saved as drafts and I'll release them whenever I'm ready!

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I'm a goddamn fanfic writer now, cry about it. (The DRAS series)

Well, now that KOSA has been thinking about doing some BULLSHIT censoring for us underage persons in these following months of collapsing society and have been recently been getting tedious in their censorship shenanigans I thought I might as well write some Homestuck fanfics and the like, nothing too extreme, after all we wouldn't want kiddies to hear about something potentially LIFE THREATENING.

I'm using the nanofictionary story maker for this epic shenanigan planning.

Lets call this rather short fanfic series that I may or may not touch up on ever again "Dave's RAD-ASS Shenanigans" (DRAS for short)

ACT 1 - PART 1 - TIMELINE 1 - UNIVERSE 1

Your name is Dave Strider, quite a cool dude, you know? Anyways, enough funny business, you're here for a reason.

You look around, you're in Derse, a gloomy place but it's nice enough. Your epic bro, Jade gave you this rad ass note that clearly tells you to go somewhere but you don't even really care even though she is practically begging you to follow the map. Even if you do follow the way of the map you're still going to be attacked by those beefy Derse agents because believe it or not you are in fact wanted in this purple empire.

You wonder around and notice a dark carapace, it wouldn't be out of the ordinary because you ARE on Derse after all but he looks like one of those "Midnight Crew" dudes. You approach the little guy, is he holding a goddamn BULL-PENIS CANE, damn! Aren't those collector items? You ask him to identify himself and he says his name is.. CLUBS DEUCE. The little guy seems pretty lost so you take the dude with you on your RAD-ASS adventure but before continuing you take a swig of your Apple juice that may or may not have urine in it. You also offer the guy a drink as well, he seems like he's okay, though.

ACT 2

You continue flying around with the swag crew member and you look around at the tall purple cobblestone buildings on this rad dream planet, you honestly have no idea what Jade even wants you to do anyways but you just keep on flying, you might as well try to find Rose or whatever, you don't know.

TO BE CONTINUED WHENEVER I COME UP WITH BETTER IDEAS, TIME TO GET FOCUSED ON THE OTHER FANFICS AND UNIVERSES, NOW.

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So I finally decided to listen to the Touhou OST..

it's amazing.

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Blourgh.

I'm literally so sleep deprived right now, I literally feel an emotion that doesn't even exist. My mouth is literally watering at the thought of drinking Clorox bleach and disinfectant. It's a great drink if you wanna end up in the hospital and or die from an internal infection.

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My mom ate my hands.

My mom ate my hands. Don't ask why.

GIVE ME MY HANDS BACK! WE HAVE HAVE YOU AT GUN POINT. GIVE ME MY HANDS BACK!

This is actually a midnight post, TECHNICALLY. But I'm sleep deprived so just act like it matters.

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It's 2 AM and I feel amazing

Just a random drawing.

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Living artichokes (pangolins)

Yum.

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Lion(s)

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Variety of toucan

Yeah, I'm just gonna post pictures of various creatures.