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i’m so glad earth only has one moon, if there were more i’d have to pick a favorite and that sounds too emotionally taxing to even fathom

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Writing and Editing Services!

Hey everyone, this post is to explain our new pricing structure!

For fanfic samples, the price is 0.03 cents per word. Original fiction is set at 0.05 cents per word. You may purchase a sample at 0.01 cents per word at a max of 1000 words.

Editing services use the same pricing structure as our writing services, except editing samples are for a minimum of 500 words.

If you have a book, novel, video game, music, etc. that you would like paid reviews for, we provide that as a service as well.

Just reach out to us and let us know what you need! We'll be happy to assist you.

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Do you have a GFM link we can donate to?

We don't have a GFM but we do have a ko-fi where you can donate directly. Visit it here.

Gofundme made, link here.

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That fuckin smile at the end

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the way this shiba puppy yawns (please unmute)

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being in love with ur friend like entirely platonically is insane. like. hey, i love you so much by the way. i carry a part of you in me, so if were apart ill still do things that will remind me of you because i got it from you. hey man i know were talking right now but i miss you. i love you

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pro lifer blocked me on twitter for asking this but if embryos have souls, and then they're aborted, exactly how sapient are they in the afterlife? Are they forever doomed to float around with no thoughts in their heads? Is it like just animal intelligence like a little happy goldfish? Do they still have an embryonic form? I've always seen an assumption that child souls are still in child form so I guess so. Do the other people in the afterlife keep abortions as little pets? Will they stay in a fishbowl or are they too stupid + intangible and float right out again?

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hey pal, take it easy! you're scrolling with way too much intensity. look at this horse

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anybody out there hiring gay losers. ideally a 100k/year salary and i work for one hour every day when i feel like it. thanks

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Shipping a man in a canon het relationship with another man but I'm shaking my head the whole time so you know it's not out of misogynistic disregard for the woman character

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me as a hotel receptionist: *greets guests by playing hotel california but cutting it off right before they say california*

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Funding Needed for Housing and Education!

Hey everyone! Our partner is in school right now to further their career and has everything nearly paid off except for $1000 of their tuition and we're seeking help to raise that as well as funding to help with our hotel costs (we're homeless) and to take care of our bills and have money for food.

You can donate to our gofundme, or commission us on ko-fi.

We would much rather work for funding over people donating outright. Please reblog as much as you want so others can see it!

If you'd like to donate in another way, we do have paypal/cashapp/venmno, just let us know!

Thank you to everyone who has ever helped us out, we appreciate all of you.

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“ooh garlic salt isn’t real” yeah well neither is your MARRIAGE after i’m done FUCKING YOUR HUSBAND and afterwards he eats my delicious cooking that i seasoned with GARLIC SALT. FUCK YOU

i think. you sent this to the wrong person. but im enamoured with your energy. you can have my metaphorical husband you deserve her

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i love calling the presidents of lmanberg “administrations.” the schlatt administration. the tubbo administration. i’m eating concrete they’ve got campaigns and propaganda and political cartoons. they pass laws and kiss babies at parades and check out their citizens and whatever. “what the schlatt administration has left us is a broken nation” or whatever. they’ve got rallies and speeches. tubbo passes universal healthcare and it’s called tubcare

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Average Endogenic system on the internet experience be like:

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i was acting DEFENSIVELY. i had one of ur server members interact with me and i wanted to know what the fuck they were up to, and then i blocked them.

i was acting defensively to protect myself and my space. and you just jumped back to making full-on threats because of it.

you don't want to drop this. you're a fucking hypocrite, and you just want excuses to play the victim.

i am going to put this as nicely as possible- you are the one constantly digging this drama back up. i did drop the callout post originally because i was under the impression you would stop interacting with anyone associated with me since you want this drama gone. i tried to be nice, it's not my fault that you are berating anyone associated with me and they come to me because you mention me by name. someone interacting with your posts who happens to be loosely associated with me gives you no reason to vent to them about the drama and expect them to understand what the fuck is going on. the person you DMed had literally nothing to do with me except be in my server. i do not think i have ever even interacted or talked to them outside of my server, and i definitely (and unfortunately) do not recognize them from anywhere on tumblr. we never mentioned this drama in Rat Club past making an announcement about closing server invites to prevent possible raids related to it, no one in my server has any idea why you disappeared or even what is going on outside of my close friends and staff members, and it will stay that way if you just stop contacting me.

i am tired of this. you are a genuinely horrible person. but i am once again going to drop the callout post. if i hear about your existance again, there will be nothing that stops me from writing it then. leave me and anyone associated with me alone. we do not like you, and all we want is to be rid of you.

please, leave me alone, get help, and heal with healthier outlets. that is all i have asked from the start.