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"Ok, ma'am that'll be $226.03."

I take my wallet out of my pocket and unfold it. It is empty other than a single moth that lazily flies out. The moth lands on the tap point of the card reader. There's a beat, and my payment is processed. The moth flies back into my wallet and I put it back in my pocket.

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I think I should have one hundred billion dollars

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POSEIDON SKETCHES !!

The second sketch of the poseidon design I made, can't see the gold as much as in the sketch but I think it ended up being pretty cool.

Please ignore the poseidon HS, I didn't do any details or the crown because I was completely exhausted from drawing the whole design for 5 hours straight and I didn't want to wait too long to upload it.

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You know I’ve fully gone insane when I catify characters.

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Hello mouthwashing community, I present to you, my stupid ass OC, Nova

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(any time after the events of the vengeance saga & ithaca saga)

*under the ocean in poseidon's palace*

poseidon: *talking with amphitrite*

poseidon: i wouldn't wish that upon my worse enemy!

poseidon: *pauses and feels phantom pains from his old impalement wounds/scars*

poseidon: *eye twitching* ...unless of course...we're talking about my enemy, odysseus.

poseidon: *looking up at the ocean's surface from his underwater palace*

poseidon: fuck you odysseus, you know what you did!

amphitrite: ...

amphitrite: *sighs*

*meanwhile on ithaca*

odysseus: *yapping away with penelope whilst on a walk through the palace grounds*

odysseus: so then i said "cause i don't even have to kill you, i just have to avoid yo-"

odysseus: *violently sneezes*

penelope: ...

penelope: are you feeling unwell, my love?

odysseus: no i'm fine.

odysseus: i just get the feeling im being bad-mouthed...again

odysseus: *turns head and glares at the ocean*

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Somehow, Athena seems to have been immortalized with one gesture in particular

I call it the "Odysseus tf you do now?"

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"You all know i'm a fan of catchy songs!"

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What if Odysseus thought he was safe from Poseidon because he was on land and then a horse came up and just fucking kicked him

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Hermes: man, you have amazing cows!

Apollo: thank you!

Hermes: no, I mean, they're REALLY great!

Apollo: I know, thanks!

Hermes: the best cows in the world!

Apollo: ...

Hermes: ...they're mine from now

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Apollo, god of healing: And done! Do you feel any better?

Athena: Yeah, thank you Apollo

*Enter Poseidon, looking like a swiss cheese*

Apollo, god of prophecy: I was waiting for you

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I just wanted to draw my favorite part of the Hermes interview, he is so real for that

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✨️ Hermes Saga Cover ✨️

THE BOY IS BACK

@epicthemusicalstuff

(The background is from the original "Vengeance Saga" cover made by Zwist)

I saw Jorge posted this "Hermes Saga Part 2" and I decided to do a more elaborate cover yey

ANDDDD AGAIN, the speedpaint (just the end. I forgot to record the beginning when I was doing the staff)

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"Your tunes do not bring me joy, Calypso"

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tempted to make a "he should've been at the club" joke about majima being only 24 in yakuza 0 but like. technically he WAS at the club. as the manager