unlikelyaperson

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Hello, my name is Jaafar from North Gaza. I previously created a GoFoundMe donation campaign, and when I got $2,400, they deleted the campaign without knowing the reason. Please support me in my new campaign, Chuffed. Any amount you donate, even if it is small, will help buy flour and vegetables for my family. The price of everything we have is many times its normal price. Please help save my family from starvation! 🥹🙏

Please know that the beginning is difficult for everyone, donate even a small amount, it will definitely mean a lot to us 💔🥲

https://chuffed.org/project/helpjaafar

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"Ok, ma'am that'll be $226.03."

I take my wallet out of my pocket and unfold it. It is empty other than a single moth that lazily flies out. The moth lands on the tap point of the card reader. There's a beat, and my payment is processed. The moth flies back into my wallet and I put it back in my pocket.

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I think I should have one hundred billion dollars

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POSEIDON SKETCHES !!

The second sketch of the poseidon design I made, can't see the gold as much as in the sketch but I think it ended up being pretty cool.

Please ignore the poseidon HS, I didn't do any details or the crown because I was completely exhausted from drawing the whole design for 5 hours straight and I didn't want to wait too long to upload it.

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You know I’ve fully gone insane when I catify characters.

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Hello mouthwashing community, I present to you, my stupid ass OC, Nova

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(any time after the events of the vengeance saga & ithaca saga)

*under the ocean in poseidon's palace*

poseidon: *talking with amphitrite*

poseidon: i wouldn't wish that upon my worse enemy!

poseidon: *pauses and feels phantom pains from his old impalement wounds/scars*

poseidon: *eye twitching* ...unless of course...we're talking about my enemy, odysseus.

poseidon: *looking up at the ocean's surface from his underwater palace*

poseidon: fuck you odysseus, you know what you did!

amphitrite: ...

amphitrite: *sighs*

*meanwhile on ithaca*

odysseus: *yapping away with penelope whilst on a walk through the palace grounds*

odysseus: so then i said "cause i don't even have to kill you, i just have to avoid yo-"

odysseus: *violently sneezes*

penelope: ...

penelope: are you feeling unwell, my love?

odysseus: no i'm fine.

odysseus: i just get the feeling im being bad-mouthed...again

odysseus: *turns head and glares at the ocean*

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Somehow, Athena seems to have been immortalized with one gesture in particular

I call it the "Odysseus tf you do now?"

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"You all know i'm a fan of catchy songs!"

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What if Odysseus thought he was safe from Poseidon because he was on land and then a horse came up and just fucking kicked him

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Hermes: man, you have amazing cows!

Apollo: thank you!

Hermes: no, I mean, they're REALLY great!

Apollo: I know, thanks!

Hermes: the best cows in the world!

Apollo: ...

Hermes: ...they're mine from now

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Apollo, god of healing: And done! Do you feel any better?

Athena: Yeah, thank you Apollo

*Enter Poseidon, looking like a swiss cheese*

Apollo, god of prophecy: I was waiting for you

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I just wanted to draw my favorite part of the Hermes interview, he is so real for that

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✨️ Hermes Saga Cover ✨️

THE BOY IS BACK

@epicthemusicalstuff

(The background is from the original "Vengeance Saga" cover made by Zwist)

I saw Jorge posted this "Hermes Saga Part 2" and I decided to do a more elaborate cover yey

ANDDDD AGAIN, the speedpaint (just the end. I forgot to record the beginning when I was doing the staff)

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"Your tunes do not bring me joy, Calypso"

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