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Hey so... we're back!! We're back and here with more AUs! We've compiled a list of our major AUs (bc trust us, there's wayyyy more) and decided to share them. Based on public reaction, we might release more information about them (such as fics, drawings, story details, etc.), so make sure to let us know what you think! Alright, enough talking, let's get into the AUs!

Divinities AU

Basically, “Divinities” are the equivalent of gods in this AU and they all live in the Gardens of Heaven.

Characters:

Roman – Divinity of Love (A being with a firey passion and fierce love for his family)

Remus – Divinity of Chaos (A being who thrives off of disruption and disarray)

Logan – Divinity of Knowledge and Heavenly Wrath (A being who granted humanity intelligence and punishes them for their wrongdoings)

Janus – Divinity of Justice (A being worshipped for the purpose of judgement. As justice is blind, so is he)

Virgil – Divinity of Death (A being who is responsible for letting spirits pass on when their time comes)

Patton – Divinity of Life (A being who made all life on Earth and loves his creations dearly)

Summary:

Thomas is a child who dreamed of adventure. After finding out that a family heirloom was actually a key to a hidden temple, he makes it his priority to find that temple and retrieve the treasure within. However, he finds something completely different when he gets there. He finds what seems to be an angel, shackled and magically suppressed. When Thomas frees him, the angel offers him more adventures in exchange for being his cleric and helping him to achieve his goal. Though, Thomas is unaware that this “goal” stems from quite the backstory; one of betrayal and pain.

Swapped AU

Characters:

Roman – Morality (The “younger” brother, childish and clingy. He has an interest in Japanese culture)

Remus – Anxiety (The “older” brother, protective and loving. Somehow he's very expressive, even with a mask on)

Patton – Creativity (A prideful inventor with high ambitions. Opinions of others matter a lot to him)

Janus – Logic (The “parent” of the group, knowledgeable yet ignored. He has an interest in snakes)

Virgil – Deceit (A classic villain “cursed” with 8 eyes. He’s severely insecure about them)

Logan – Intrusive Thoughts (An insane scientist/engineer. He finds people hard to interact with)

Summary:

What would happen if Thomas watched Veggie Tales? And if he already has, then what would happen if he never watched Veggie Tales? This AU is what each side could’ve been if something completely random had happened and shook up their roles. (...totally a shitpost backstory-)

Roman and Remus are still brothers and Patton and Logan have a cousin-type relationship. Janus, Virgil, and Logan are also husbands because… why not <3 love wins

Comfort Crew AU

Characters:

HP- headphones (comfy clothes only, matching black eyeshadow, shaggy black hair, verryy introverted)

Kat- katana (Japanese style clothing, obsessed with studying fighting stances, has long hair he usually keeps in a bun, practices fighting with Roman)

Macey- mace (eccentric clothing, likes fighting but chaotically, surprise attacks Remus to make him feel better, knows Remus really well and helps him on bad days)

Cane- cane/staff (selectively mute, communicates through sign language with Janus and HP, very reserved and quiet, trusts very few people)

Croft- crofters jam (sweetest person you'll ever meet, convinced Logan he likes cuddles, cottagecore aesthetic)

Choc and Chip- cookies (literally Patton's children, they run and jump on him for hugs when Pat's not feeling good, always knows when Pat wants cuddles, transports exclusively through piggy back rides)

Summary:

What happens when the sides favorite objects become personified? Well, they become the comfort crew, of course! Meet HP, Kat, Macey, Cane, Croft, Choc, and Chip. Each comfort is connected to their specific side; HP with Virgil, Kat with Roman, Macey with Remus, Cane with Janus, Croft with Logan, and Choc and Chip with Patton. With these new additions, who knows what shenanigans they’ll get into!

Stanley Parable AU

(Small rundown if you don’t know The Stanley Parable: Stanley is a character created by the Narrator, a protagonist in his story. You play as Stanley. You can choose to follow the Narrator’s story or deviate from it, which gets you a variety of endings. The story is also a game programmed by the Narrator [presumably])

TW: DEREALIZATION, ISOLATION, POTENTIAL SUICIDE

Characters:

Roman – Stanley (A curious protagonist, guided by a voice he can’t hear)

Logan – The Narrator (An inhuman and isolated writer, who’s perplexed by humans)

Remus – Bugged Employee (this was an original role. His code was copy and pasted from Roman, but his model was sloppily changed by Logan. Due to his bugginess, he was able to learn of media outside of the Parable and his behavior became irregular)

Virgil – Employee 432 (Used to be an employee before Roman was “awoken”)

Janus – The Curator (A similarly inhuman being as Logan. He knows the beginnings and ends, some of which not even the creator himself is aware of)

Summary:

Roman, for as long as he’s known, has loved his office job. All he ever did was press buttons, one after the other, but he still loved it nonetheless. That is, until one day when he realized that everyone had disappeared from the building. Where could they have gone? He decided to check the meeting room first, just in case he missed a memo…

Meanwhile, unbeknownst to Roman, a lonely writer sat behind a screen. That writer couldn’t wait to build a story for his beloved protagonist.

Siren AU

Characters:

Roman- siren, unintelligent about the human world, loves his partners with all his heart, has a human form

Virgil- Pirate captain, wears a charm to protect him from siren magic, values his crew greatly and takes good care of them, also loves his partners very much

Janus- first mate, had a little sister but lost her, Virgil’s most trusted crew member, loving partner, last added to the relationship, would do anything for his partners

Logan- siren, husband to Remus, lives alone, spent years searching for Remus, watched over Roman

Remus- siren, husband to Logan, fate unknown

Patton- second mate, takes care of the crew in a paternal way, ensures everyone has proper accommodations, is entrusted with the ships functions in the case Virgil and Janus are occupied

Remy- coffee shop owner, partner to Emilie, transgender

Emilie- florist, partner to Remy

Summary:

Roman is a lonely siren, stranded and looking for his next victim. Luckily for him, he finds a ship with a rather dashing captain and first mate. Although his attempt to seduce the captain doesn’t go as planned, Roman finds himself in a loving relationship with his two partners, Virgil and Janus. Although, an unanswered question bubbles below the surface; what happened to Remus?

7 sins AU

TW: THIS AU INCLUDES SUICIDE, BULLYING, VIOLENCE, CANNIBALISM, DEATH, AND SLIGHT/IMPLIED GORE

Characters:

Roman – Pride (Was once a powerful tyrant, and now settles with helping Thomas with his makeup and love life)

Remus – Lust (Was a prince to a corrupt kingdom, serving as “comfort” to the common people. Usually helps with body positivity :))

Logan – Greed (Was an overachieving professor, driven by the need for knowledge. Helps educate Thomas in topics he struggles with)

Virgil – Wrath (Was a blind middle school student, bullied by his classmates. Helps with caution and anxieties)

Janus – Envy (Was an assassin in Russia and killed during a mission. Helps Thomas understand that wanting things is okay)

Patton – Gluttony (Was a cannibal who eventually ate himself. Gruesome, I know. Helps Thomas make sure he's eating enough every day)

Summary:

Thomas is a seemingly average man. After inheriting a house from a relative and moving in, he starts noticing strange events. Perhaps the piano would play itself or the fridge would be more empty than he’d remember it being. Little did he know that his new house was haunted by demons; tortured spirits with untimely and gruesome deaths. Oh and they also help him get his life together, as part of their redemptions. (All sides are sympathetic)

Anaghostical AU

Characters:

Virgil- college student, an anxious mess, relatively lonely

Logan- ghost, caring, supportive, also lonely

Roman- friend of Virgil, attends same college

Remus- friend of Virgil, attended same college but dropped out, training to become a tattoo artist

Janus- Virgil’s father, married to Patton, successful lawyer

Patton- Virgil’s dad, married to Janus, runs a daycare

Summary:

Virgil is a broke college student trying to find his first official apartment. In an odd stroke of luck, he finds a newly vacant apartment for cheap rent near his campus. Upon moving in, he finds out why it was vacant; there’s a ghost! Because of his strict belief in cryptids, demons, monsters, and the like, he decides to befriend the ghost. Will the two fall into forbidden love?

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☕️💕💬

Opinion on Remy:

He is such a sassy b*tch! Full of confidence and glam. Also I want more of his short-vids

Most heartwarming scene:

The moment where Roman says: I have my own Jaaam!! is too precious to proces

Or else the endiending My negative thinking

Line that stuck with you the most:

This one is the most difficult. Probably Phases are the foundation of who you have become. So if you remove that foundation, What's left standing?

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Tiny galaxies

Chapter 15

Masterpost

A/n: IM SO SORRY OH MY GOD- I know I'm a little...okay, a lot late bUT I'm back now (plus you get fluff today ;) )

Ship: intrulogical

Pov: both

Tw: all caps (for yelling/screaming), it's mostly fluff :D

Let us know if we missed anything!

Word count: 404

Suddenly, Remus fell from Logan's ceiling and onto his bed.

"LOGIE I'M B A C K-" he exclaimed.

Logan jumped, his pen making a line across his paper. He turned around to Remus who was laying across his bed like a French painting. He smiled and shook his head, “Hello, love.”

Remus grinned and rolled off the bed, hopping up and snatching Logan’s hand.

“C’mere, I wanna show you something! Oh and close your eyes! Don’t open themmmmm!” He sang excitedly.

The other man let himself be pulled and closed his eyes, hoping that whatever came next wouldn’t be too troubling.

Remus teleported them into the Imagination. “AAaaaaaand, now you can open them!”

Logan did so and looked around. They were surrounded by forest, the trees engulfed in darkness. They stood in a clearing, the ground slightly elevated as to give them access to the sky. He looked up, his breath catching in his throat.

Above them was a starry sky colored in deep blues and purples. What stood out though, was the stars. There were constellations shining in the sky, brighter than the other stars. The most amazing thing though was that...they were moving. They were alive, moving in the night sky seamlessly. It was breathtaking.

"Remus this is-"

"I-its not THE best but its...something. D'you like it-?" Remus asked nervously.

"-amazing," Logan finished. He looked to Remus, still holding his hand. He had a large smile on his face, eyes wide and shining like the stars above them.

"It's beautiful. Accurate as well. I- Remus, I love it."

Remus blinked a few times before a little nervously relieved smile played on his face.

“O-Oh yeah? Great-! I was hoping you would…” He trailed off, giving Logan’s hand a little squeeze.

“This is truly wonderful..and how you made them move, I just-” He let out a breath and looked to Remus, squeezing his hand. “I love you. So so much.”

The creativity’s little smile turned into a wide grin. “I love you too!! Do you wanna...sit down? Maybe watch the stars with me for a bit longer..?”

“I would love to,” Logan smiled as Remus yanked him down, successfully making him sit. Remus conjured a soft blanket on the ground for them to sit on. Logan laid back and looked up at the stars.

Remus flopped back and stared up at his own creation, watching the stars glide by.

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Tiny Galaxies

Chapter 14

Notes: Look at usss being forgetful lil...uh...bananasssss. By "us" I mean "me" (i'm so sorry-)

Masterpost

POV: Both

CW: Kissing, watching someone sleep, sympathetic Remus, stars, swearing

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Ship: Intrulogical

Word Count: 202

*Timeskip*

Remus blinked awake and turned to look at Logan. He watched him sleep, noticing every movement, every change in breathing pattern. He’s so adorable, even when he’s sleeping-

Logan woke up and felt something warm next to him.

'Warm? I sleep alone. Why am I- O H,' he thought. He took a deep breath, rubbing his eyes as he did so. He looked around and noticed Remus halfway laying on his chest, staring at him. He smiled sleepily, moving his fingers that were still in Remus's hair. The action causes Remus to squeak, smiling at the touch.

"Morningg," he said sleepily. Logan smiled back.

"Morning, love. How did you sleep?" Logan asked.

“Mmm...better. Probably because you’re with me!” Remus replied, grinning.

Logan shrugged, “Maybe. What do you want to do now?”

“Hmmmmm..oh yeah! I need- I need to go work on something! Wait here, ok?” He said hastily, pressing a kiss to Logan’s forehead before sinking out. Logan didn’t even have a chance to respond.

Logan blinked a few times. Was Remus...nervous? Is something wrong-? Oh shit I did something wrong, didn’t I? I’ve scared him off too...I’ll just wait here, then. Hopefully he’ll come back.

Remus appeared in the Imagination.

"Ok...ok! I can do this," he readied himself. He closed his eyes as his surroundings transformed into empty space. He opened his hand upwards and clusters of stars appeared. He started recreating the stars he saw in Logan's room.

Meanwhile, Logan. Sat up and grabbed his glasses, putting them on and walking over to his desk. He decided to get some work in. It had been a while and he was sure that he had much to catch up on.

(This post isn't proofrad for th ony purpos of my yboard mafunctioning right bfor I post this- i'm gonna cry)

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Tiny Galaxies

Chapter 13

Masterpost

Ship: intrulogical

Pov: both

Tw: sexual innuendos (it's not just Remus for once), cursing, mention of burying a body, capital letters

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Word count: 1122

When they entered the logical sides room, the demented man looked up at the ceiling and gasped, “I never noticed your had star stickers on your ceiling! That’s sooo coooooooooool!”

Logan blushed a bit more. He’d been doing that a lot lately, hadn’t he?

“Yeah, I love the stars and constellations so when we were younger, I tried to recreate all the constellations I could think of off of memory. I just haven’t taken them down yet.”

"Well I hope you never take 'em down! It adds to the vibe of your room- which, if you didn't know, is pretty relaxing! Plus, when we sleep together, you can tell me 'bout the stars you got up there!" Remus exclaimed smugly. Logan's face grew red. He was more than positive that it rivaled Roman's sash. 

"Y-yeah. I could. Do that," he stuttered out.  Remus poked his face, looking at him with concern.

"Your face is redder than Romans lipstick, you good??"

“Y-yeah, I’m good. More than good, actually.”

Remus blinked a few times, “...Oooohhhhhh~ Okaaayy” He winked.

Logan rolled his eyes and plopped down on his bed, laying across it and looking up at the ceiling. The other man slid into the bed with him and looked up as well. A comfortable moment of silence passed before Remus piped up, “...So are we fuckin’ or are we learning about stars today, chief?”

It was Logan's turn to be smug. 

"Your call, love."

"Woah wait- seriously?? You'd be down for fucking if I said so??" Remus squeaked out surprised. Logan turned his head to look at Remus, who was looking at Logan with wide eyes. 

"Re, you could ask me to help you bury a body and I would do it. Mostly because I know the proper procedures but that's besides the point," Logan said. 

"O-oh..! Okay- Er...I was jokin' anyways. You can tell me about them stars if ya want though," Remus stuttered. 

“Re, do you really think I was serious? The ‘fucking’ part I mean. I may be Logic but I still have sarcasm,” Logan smirked and turned his head toward Remus.

Remus squeaked a little as he felt his face warm up. “Oh uhm...Nope, definitely not! Nuh-uh!”

He was nervous, of course he was. But that didn’t stop him from making what seemed like the worst choices in these situations.

Logan simply smiled and shook his head fondly. “You see that cluster of stars right there?” He pointed to the ceiling. “That’s called Gemini. You see those two big stars on the left? Those are the heads. Then that one is the body and those are the limbs.” He pointed to the plastic stars on the ceiling, drawing an invisible line between them.

Remus made sure to focus as much of his attention as he could onto what Logan was saying so he could recreate the stars in the Imagination for him later. It was a bit of a challenge since his mind tended to wander to far off places.

"The constellation Gemini is also known as the Twins. You see that first figure there? That's the Twin, Castor. He was the mortal son of King Tyndarus. The second Twin is Pollux, the immortal son of Zeus. They were said to be inseparable in both looks and actions," Logan explained, eyes lighting up as he told the stories of the stars.

'Ohmygod Zeus has so many kids- he's really got it going on h u h- noPE wait. Pay attention to Logan, you don't have time to be thinking about sexy Greek sky daddys,' Remus thought. "Oh woah." 

"Yeah. It is speculated that Zeus had 54 children," Logan added. 

Remus’ eyes widened as he turned and coughed into his hand. “O H.”

“It is said that he had children with The Nine Muses, The Three Graces, The Horae, and many more. Overall, 31 of his children were by Divine unions,” Logan continued, seemingly unaware of how conflicted Remus was.

‘Don’t make a dirty joke don’t make a dirty joke DON’T MAKE A-’ Remus thought to himself before interrupting his own thoughts, “That’s so coooooll.”

“He only had three children with his wife, Hera. It’s quite surprising that he went on as long as he did. I wouldn’t have been surprised if she had tried to kill him.”

"But isn't Zeus like- the leader of the gods or something?? Is she even ABLE to kill him? Remus questioned.

"Technically, he can die. But only if he is forgotten. If he is forgotten, he will fade," Logan explained. 

"Really? That's- pretty interesting. But here's another question then; if Hera wanted to kill Zeus, how would she do it? I think MAYBE she could make everyone forget about him but I don't know…" Remus asked, looking intrigued. 

“The only way to make someone forget was to have them die and drink of the River Lethe. They would then lose all memories of their past life. I doubt she could make people forget about him, as we are still talking about him to this day. I think he was lucky he was immortal or else she would have definitely put an end to him early on.”

“Huh...Alright then. Nice!” Remus said, nuzzling him a little.

“Indeed. I’m sorry if I started rambling, I quite like mythology,” Logan confessed, rubbing the back of his neck nervously.

“Nononono that’s ok! I like mythology too- my own name comes from it so obviously I’d have a liking. Err..” Remus trailed off, awkwardly hugging Logan. He felt as though he either said too much or said too little or didn’t say the right thing at all. You get ONE boyfriend and suddenly you’re self-conscious about what you say. This is fine-

"That's- that is true. I wouldn't have thought you would have an interest in mythology, but now it makes sense," Logan said thoughtfully. He hugged back, running his fingers through Remus's hair. He smiled a little, content at the feeling. Remus melted into the touch and started purring again.

"Mmmm…" Logan smiled wider, slightly scratching his scalp with his fingertips. 

'Could this little gremlin get any cuter?' Logan thought. 

“I’m feelin’ a bit...tired…” He yawned. “‘M gonna take a nap...g’nigh..”his words started slurring together as he closed his eyes and fell asleep.

Logan let out a small laugh, more of a huff really, but kept running his fingers through the other’s hair. “Goodnight, love,” he whispered, fully aware that Remus probably didn’t hear him. He yawned as well and figured he could go for a nap too. He took off his glasses, setting them on the bed. He closed his eyes, the warmth of Remus next to him lulling him to sleep.

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Tiny Galaxies

Chapter 12

Masterpost

Ship: Intrulogical

POV: Both

TW: Sympathetic Remus (I think this is the first chapter with only one warning-)

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Word Count: 576

Remus stopped crying and started making little purring noises.

"I love youuuuuuuuuuu," he said sleepily, eyes half closed. Logan froze up, sitting there in shock.

"You- you purr? Thats-" he cut himself off, finishing his thoughts quietly. "Fuck that's adorable."

Remus only grinned and nodded at him.

" Mhm! It's the animal part of being a dark side. Hey, if you were a dark side, you could purr too!" He said excitedly.

“That’s- actually very intriguing,” Logan remarked.

“Oh wait really? I was half-jokin’ but if you wanna be a dark side then you can...Just uh- what’ll Thommy think?” Remus asked, a bit unsure about Logan’s reaction.

The other simply scoffed. “Like he would care. Honestly, it might be an improvement,” He said, narrowing his eyes slightly. “Logie, don't think that little of you. At least- I don’t think so. Not sure...But I’m like- 80% certain that Thomas DOES care! He’s our host, ain’t he?” Remus answered, his hands moving in wild gestures to emphasize his point.

"I know Thomas cares, I can see it but...it's not as much as it used to be. At least, I don't think so. From my observations, the last time a point of mine was listened to was your episode, approximately one year, six months, and seventeen days ago," he explained, a sad expression on his face. Remus grimaced.

"That's…way longer than I thought it was," Remus confessed.

"Precisely. I just...I wish there was a way to fix it," he said. He looked away, lowering his voice.

"To fix me."

“There’s nothing about you that needs fixing, Teach,” Remus said, giving Logan a little boop.

“Did you- did you just boop me?” Logan asked, a bit stunned.

“Yeah!” “..I-” He couldn’t process this. Logan.exe has stopped working.

"Uh oh...did I break the Logie??" Remus said amused. He poked Logan a few times. "Earth to Loggaaaannnnn??"

Remus could have sworn he heard Microsoft error noises coming from the logical side.

"Huh-hmm?" He asked, dazed. He shook his head to clear his thoughts. "What happened?"

"I FIXED THE LOGIE! Well uh- I booped you, you asked about it, and then you broke for some reason," Remus explained, shrugging.

“Oh- um,” Logan stuttered nervously. He straightened his tie and fixed his glasses, “Yeah I guess I did...do that.”

Remus frowned, “But whyyy? Do you not like boops??” “I do like ‘boops’. Quite a bit actually. I’m just not used to that kind of...physical affection.” The other side squeaked, “Really? I’ll make you get used to it then!” He started to aggressively boop Logan.

Logan's face grew red and held back the urge to kiss Remus because he squeaked. He giggled at Remus.

"Okay, okay, I get it, I get it," he said between giggles. He covered his mouth with his hand slightly. Remus smiled.

"Hm...one last time!" He booped Logan once more. "Okay!"

Logan smiled, scrunching up his nose at the last boop.

"How about we go to my room? I mean we have been sitting in the dining room for quite some time now. I'm surprised no one's caught us yet," Logan suggested.

“Ooooookay!” Remus sang, smiling. “Oh! By the way, did you know that you look SO cute when you scrunch up your nose like that?” He added happily.

“Oh um- thanks,” Logan replied, blushing as the two made their way to his room. They both figured that it was better than Remus’.

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I LOVE that you guys made a thing together. That’s so cute!! Fren collabs are the best, and imo healthy, as they help you develop your communication abilities and working together stuff. Sometimes stuff is just better with a friend. :)))

Thank you so much!! It's been rlly fun and we've become good friends because of it! Stuff rlly is better with a friend!

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Tiny Galaxies

Chapter 11

Masterpost

Ship: intrulogical

Pov: both

Tw: the words "violent" and "gory", kissing, mention of burning (brief), flappy hands, crying,

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Word count: 412

They gathered their lunch, well...Logan gathered his lunch,and they made their way to the kitchen table. There, he began to eat while Remus decided to draw..

He doodled violent and gory drawings next to Logan with green crayon, adding in details with a single color. Logan watched him doodle, pointing out genetic mistakes and helping with proper proportions.

Occasionally, Remus would lean over and smooch Logan for being so smart and being a genius.

Logan would just smile and kiss back, watching his boyfriend(...?) doodle.

Remus scribbled like a little child. In fact, he mentally was a child, just in a grown man’s body. He shoved a rushed drawing of himself and Logan holding hands while the Mindpalace burned behind them into Logan’s face. He grinned as he presented his work, seemingly proud.

“That’s lovely, Re,” Logan commented. It was slightly concerning, but it was Remus, so it was to be expected.

Remus grinned and flapped his hands, causing Logan to laugh, a smile lighting up his face. He couldn’t help it. You haven’t experienced true joy until you’ve seen Remus do the flappy hands. It’s absolutely adorable!

“You’re adorable,” he said through giggles. Remus stopped and looked at him, making him pout slightly.

“No, that’s you,” Remus responded, causing the logical side to blush. He decided to counterattack.

“I’m sorry but have you looked at yourself in a mirror lately? You do this cute thing when you’re drawing. You stick your tongue out, just barely, and it’s adorable! And the flappy hands? Too precious to process,” Logan ranted, keen on letting Remus know how freaking adorable he is. Remus sat there, blinking as if trying to comprehend what was said.

“...do you really mean that?” he asked quietly. Logan looked at him softly.

“I do. You’re so cute! I just-I wish I had realized it sooner,” Logan confessed.

A few moments passed before Remus started ugly crying as his voice broke, “oHmyGOD loGan sANderS tHinKS i’M cuTEeeeEeEeEEE!!”

Logan, however, was confused. Did he do something wrong? He pulled Remus into a hug, hoping to comfort the other.

“H-hey, it’s okay. It’s okay. Yes, I do think you’re adorable,” He said softly, as to not worsen the situation any more.

Remus suddenly latched onto Logan tightly and sniffled, “Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyy!”

The logical side laughed a little bit, finally comprehending that Remus wasn’t sad at all. He started running his fingers through the other’s hair in hopes that he would calm down.

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Tiny Galaxies

Chapter 10

Masterpost

Notes: I REALIZED I ACCIDENTALLY SCHEDULED THIS ON MY PERSONAL TUMBLR AND ISTG I’VE NEVER FELT SO EMBARASSED. IT’S PAST MY CURFEW AND I’M SUPPOSED TO BE IN BED. BUT INSTEAD, I AM REWRITING A CHAPTER ABOUT TWO DORKS KISSING, RIGHT UNDER THE CAREFUL WATCH OF MY MOTHER. HOPEFULLY I DON’T GET CAUGHT-

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Ship: Intrulogical

POV: Both

TW: swearing, kissing, sympathetic remus, food??, caps for yelling

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Word Count: 405

*Timeskip of them kissing for who knows how long-* “We should…” Logan paused, trying to catch his breath. “We should go get something to eat. It’s nearly lunchtime.” “Awwww…” Remus pouted. “More affection after, though?” He gave Logan a little goofy smile.

“Of course,” Logan said, smiling back at Remus.

“WOO!” Remus cheered, rushing out the door and bounding down the stairs like a rabid dog.

Logan just smiled and shook his head, following behind Remus and heading to the kitchen. He quickly grabbed the Crofters, making a PB&J sandwich. 

Meanwhile, Remus grabbed another box of poptarts; opening them all up and shaking them into his mouth. Logan noticed and paused what he was doing.

“Re, you’re going to get sick,” he warned, looking at Remus who wasn’t stopping. 

“If I get sick, then it’ll be for a good reason!” Remus proclaimed, his words muffled by the amount of pastries in his mouth. Despite that, he still shoved more and more into his mouth.

“Remus, NO!” Logan scolded, trying to pry the box out of Remus’ hands. Unfortunately, he failed.

Remus seemed to be a bit surprised as he blinked innocently at Logan. He put down the box and swallowed the rest of the poptarts like a snake.

Logan facepalmed, “That is incredibly unhealthy, not to mention impressive. I still have not figured out how you can eat so much food. I suppose it’s because we aren’t real but-” The logical side went on rambling.

Remus sat there, listening to his logical boyfriend ramble. He may have zoned out a bit, coming back to reality just as Logan was finishing up his tangent.

“-and that’s how seagulls are such avid flyers,” he ended. He looked over at Remus who was staring at him. He quickly noticed the passage of time, his face falling a bit.

“I was rambling, wasn't I?”

“Yeah, yeah you were. But it was cool! You know so much!” Remus reassured, looking fascinated at Logan’s ramblings.

“Oh um th-thank you. No one usually listens to my rambles,” Logan stammered. Or me speaking in general.

“Aww...Their loss! You’re so smart and wise and knowledgeable and- and- and cute and impressive and all that other good shit!” Remus chirped, stars of admiration appearing in his eyes. 

“Thank you, Re. It..it means a lot,” He smiled, a bit awkwardly, at Remus.

“Offfffff course!” The dark creativity sang, grinning at his favorite teacher.

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Tiny Galaxies

Chapter 9

Masterpost

Ship: intrulogical

Pov: both

Tw: capital letters for yelling, cursing, kissing

Let us know if we missed anything!

Word count: 553

About five minutes later, footsteps were heard outside the door before it was thrown open and slammed closed. A whir of black and purple entered the room, stopping near the edge of the bed, “Alright lovebirds, what’s going on?”

“whAT THE SHIT??!” Remus screeched, latching onto Logan.

The spectacled side, however, was completely unphased. He was used to this kind of thing happening with Virgil. He calmly closed his book and set it aside.

“Yes, Virgil? Is there something you need?” He asked, tilting his head in confusion, however he was completely aware of what Virgil was talking about.

Remus nuzzled into Logan’s neck, trying to comfort himself after a figurative heart attack.

“I saw right through your little-” he cut himself off, gesturing around wildly as if looking for the right word. “-shenanigans. The others haven’t yet, don’t worry. I’ll keep it a secret. If you share the Crofters with me. Sound like a deal, teach?”

Logan thought it over. The others couldn’t know about him and Remus. Not that he was ashamed of being with him. No, that was far from the real reason. It’s because they couldn’t know of his feelings. So, he agreed.

“Fine. We can share the Crofters,” he said, letting out a huff.

“Quick question though!” Remus interjected suddenly, catching Virgil off guard.

“Yes?” Virgil questioned.

“Since when did you eat Crofters?” Remus asked, quirking an eyebrow at the darkly dressed side.

“I’ve always liked it. I usually just sneak some at night when I’m hungry. No one ever asked so I never brought it up,” Virgil responded, slowly reaching for the jar of jam.

“I- oh,” Remus said, a bit surprised. He shrugged, “Aight then.”

The anxious side nodded. “So...how long has this been going on?”

Logan blushed, his cheeks growing red.

“Tch...two days? One? Maybe less-” Remus responded, shrugging.

“It’s been precisely 14 hours, 23 minutes and 53 seconds...54 seconds...55 seconds...56 seconds…” Logan stated, counting.

“You don’t have to keep counting-” Remus tried to interrupt but it held no effect.

“57 seconds...58 seconds...59 seconds...a minute...one minute and one second…”

“L-logie- stop counting-” Remus said, putting a hand on the logical sides’ shoulder to gain his attention.

“Okay,” Logan said, stopping the counting and refocusing on the conversation. Remus gave him a hug, Logan returning it. They both seemed to forget Virgil was still there, standing there awkwardly.

“Soo uhhh...what now?” Remus asked, slowly pulling away from Logan and fiddling with pieces of his clothing.

“Now, you,” Logan said sternly, pointing to Virgil. “Keep quiet about this and we-” He gestured to himself and Remus, “-will go back to reading our book.”

Remus gave Virgil a smug little smile while the other huffed and looked away.

“Fine,” He agreed, suddenly disappearing without a single trace of the anxious man that had once stood there.

“FINALLY! I can kiss you all I want now!” Remus practically shouted. He grabbed Logan's face and kissed him.

“Mmph!” he was pulled into the kiss, kissing back and settling his hands around Remus’s waist.

Remus ran his fingers through Logan’s hair, smiling into the kiss. Logan’s hands snuck under Remus’ shirt, setting on his hips. He smiled as Remus tugged on his hair and kissed him harder. It was practically euphoric.

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Post it- your theory- I'd love to read it!

One ask but we're gonna do it anyways-

Okay so remember how Remus said he was Cain and Roman was Abel during DWIT? Based on the theory of Cain not knowing that he killed Abel (another theory we came up with that Cain was the first to murder and is blamed with being the beginning of evil and Abel was the first to die but since he was the first to die, Cain didn't know that death was a thing so what if Cain was just like "oh I'll just hit him over the head with a rock as a joke" and then Abel's just...dead), what if that was foreshadowing for a future episode where Remus hurts Roman in some way (physical or otherwise) but he doesn't realize it? However, the fandom (or at least the rest of the sides) think he's even more evil because of what he's done. Since Janus has started to be accepted by Thomas, there's a chance his mentality slowly shifts to how Virgil's is, thus making him turn his back on Remus as well.

...but what if it already happened?

So when Remus bonked Roman, it knocked him out right? So what if that actually changed Roman? Like before we know he was super princely and an egoist and all that jazz but we know he started to shift at some point in the series where he became easily manipulatable and vv confused and kind of lost in a way like he had lost sight of his purpose so-

what if, when Remus hit him, it changed him?

What if Remus killed a part of Roman? More specifically, his happiness? We know that Roman got progressively sadder as the series went on. He was less outgoing and kept to himself more, lashing out in defense because of his fragile state of mind. Remus is intrusive thoughts and they're mostly seen in a negative light, usually making you feel bad or unnerved. So what if he gave Roman intrusive thoughts so bad that it killed his happiness?

Remus did it unknowingly, of course, not intentionally meaning to hurt Ro. But what if Romans redemption (?) arc is him confessing that he changed and that it all started when Remus showed up? He wouldn't want to blame it on Remus (mostly because the last time he declared a side was at fault or evil he was ridiculed and manipulated into thinking so), but he knows he played a part in it, but the others would still blame Remus for it and most likely shun and/or disown him. Then again, Roman might take up for his brother and we might finally get the brotherly Creativtwins content we love bUT THATS FOR ANOTHER DAY.

Anyway, this was just a lil theory we came up with and we thought we'd share :)

Hope you enjoyed and we may share other crazy shit we come up with later :)

(also bible enthusiasts don't come after us we're just throwing out ideas pls don't bombard us with facts and shit okay thankssss)

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Hello everyone! :D

This is an announcement! Woo woo!

Before I get into the reason for this announcement: Thank you guys so much for supporting us! This really means a lot :3

Ok- Actual Announcement: We just came up with a TSS theory (it was like- we cracked the Da Vinci code or something-) and we were wondering if we could post it here for you guys to see! :)

Alright, that’s all I had to say XD Until next time! Byeee! >:D

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Can I get added to the tag-list for Tiny Galaxies story? Its a really cute story!! <3

Yes, absolutely! We're really glad you like the story so far! Just know that there's plenty more to come (I'm talking like 14 more chapters) and we'll update when we can!

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Tiny Galaxies

Chapter 8

Masterpost

POV: Both

Ship: Intrulogical

TW: sympathetic Remus, disturbing body facts, swearing, mention of terrorizing (it doesn’t actually happen)

Let us know if we missed anything!

Word Count: 579

*Timeskip*

The sides were all seated in the living room, hanging out after breakfast as none of them had anything too important to do that day. The tv was turned to a random tv show, just providing background noise in the common area. They all had their respective spots; Logan on the edge of the couch, Patton in the middle (the supreme cuddle spot), Roman next to him, Virgil on the other end, Janus on a chair adjacent to the couch, and Remus laying on the floor. Their focus was all on the tv, mindlessly listening to it while their minds drifted. It was peaceful, until Remus spoke up.

“Did you know that a dead body inflates because of the gas and fluids?” he asked randomly. Patton immediately tensed up, letting out a small “oh no”.

“That is one of the reasons why bodies float after being drowned. The lungs always have air in them. No matter how hard you try to breathe out there will always be air in them. Therefore, you will always float in water, whether dead or alive,” Logan said nonchalantly. The others looked at him in various stages of horror and confusion, except for Remus of course. He was ecstatic. Logan furrowed his brows. “What?”

“Why do you know that-?” Patton asked quietly, eyes wide. Logan only looked more confused.

“It’s proper research. It’s my job to know these things Patton. I’m simply curious,” Logan stated. He really didn’t see how this was a big deal. 

“Err...o-ok but...that sort of makes people uncomfortable, Logan. Maybe don’t...talk about that next time? Please?” Patton said, looking apprehensive. 

“Fine.” Logan adjusted his glasses and stood up, walking out of the living room and to his bedroom. Usually, he would have stayed; shut his mouth and sat in silence. But not this time. He was tired of being ignored, called out, and unwanted by the others. So, he left. He left and he didn’t care that they looked at him confused or weirded out. He simply didn't care. Not anymore. 

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Remus noticed and looked around for a moment. “I’m gonna go terrorize people, okay byeeeeeeee!~” He sang hastily, sinking out into Logan’s room. “...Loganberry?” He called softly, vastly different than the tone he’d used around the others. 

Logan looked up from where he was laying on his bed, having picked up a book and begun reading. “Hey, Re. I’m sorry about breakfast, I didn’t mean to be too harsh. I just didn’t want anyone yelling at you, so I took the initiative.” Remus’ eyes widened a bit as he quickly shook his hands and head. “No no no no! That’s fine! Fuck- you could step on me and I’d thank you! I wanted to talk about when Patton told you to not talk about inflating dead bodies??” He replied as fast as he could. 

Logan blushed at Remus’ comment, “Oh- um yeah, that was…” He trailed off, scratching the back of his neck nervously.

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“Look , if you don’t wanna, then we’re not gonna talk about it,” Remus said, sitting down next to Logan and putting an arm around him. 

“I-not really,” Logan admitted. He leaned into Remus, snuggling into his side. “I just want to sit here with you if that's okay.”

“Of course,” Remus said, kissing Logan a bit more and messing with his hair. Logan smiled and kissed back. He opened his book again, the two of them reading and relaxing in silence. 

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Tiny Galaxies

Chapter 7

Masterpost

Pov: both

Ship: intrulogical

Tw: capital letters, the word “dick”, swearing

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Word count: 756

“Kiddos???” Patton’s concerned voice called from behind the door.

The two dorky lovers jumped apart, panicked looks present on both of their faces. Logan’s eyes widened as he looked himself over, straightening any wrinkles in his clothes and fixing his tie. He sat down on the bed and dreaded what was to come.

“Breakfast is ready!” Patton said.

“Thank you, Patton. We’ll be down in a minute,” Logan assured the other side.

“Okay!! Don’t be long!” The dad-like side said before walking away and downstairs.

Logan heard the footsteps retreat and let out a breath he didn't know he was holding. He looked over to Remus and let out a small giggle, finding it funny that the two of them had almost been caught.  Usually, he would have been terrified but now, here with Remus, he couldn't find it in himself to care.

Remus started to laugh along with him. They were like two kids in a closet hiding from their parents, extremely giggly for no reason but it was enjoyable and fun. They calmed down after a few minutes.

"We should head down for breakfast before the others start asking questions," Logan said, smile still on his face. He seriously doubted he would take it off.

“Yeah yeah yeah, got it!” Remus said, giving Logan a little forehead kiss. “You go first so it don’t seem like we were doin’ anything together. You know how much that matters to Virgil.”

Logan smiled at the kiss. Could this man get any cuter?

“Very well. See you at breakfast.”

He gave Remus another smile before exiting the room, making his way down the stairs. He quickly put on a neutral face and grabbed his mug from the kitchen table, pouring out the neglected coffee from earlier that morning and replacing it with fresh coffee. There, he waited for the others to join.

Remus rolled down the stairs and backflipped into the kitchen, successfully landing on the table.

“..Wait no, I did that wrong-” Remus suddenly remembered. He reached over to the counters and knocked everything off, as originally planned. “There!” He giggled, satisfied.

Logan sighed, trying to hide the small fond smile that tugged at his lips by covering his mouth with his hand. You have to admit, it was pretty funny. He desperately wanted to laugh, to giggle and snicker. To just- be happy. But he knew he couldn’t. Not in front of the others. So he hid it, suppressing the smile and focusing on his coffee instead.

“Err...Remus, kiddo, maybe not do that?” Patton said apprehensively. He glanced over to Logan, noticing that he was covering his mouth.

“sUCK MY DICK,” Remus yelled, laying back and sprawling out on the table.

“...uhh..”

“Remus, would you kindly get off the table please? I’m sure we’re all rather hungry and so are you. Additionally, Patton worked hard on breakfast,” Logan stated calmly, giving Remus a pointed look to make sure he got his point across. He didn’t mean it in a scolding way. It was softer, much softer than anything that had been said to the Duke in the past. He wanted to give a small smile to show that he wasn’t too serious but...well...you know why he couldn’t do that.

“Awwww...poopy. Fineeeeee,” Remus pouted. He slid off the table and decided to plop on the couch, a fair distance away from Logan. The dining room was silent, until it suddenly wasn’t by Virgil's outburst.

“What...the HELL was that???” he yelled, hands gesturing to Logan and Remus. Everyone turned to Virgil and then back to Logan and Remus. The two of them looked confused.

“What was what?” they answered at the same time. It took all of Logan’s willpower not to look at Remus. He simply asked the Duke to get off the table, did he not? He didn’t see why it was such a big deal.

“You- You just asked Remus to get off the table. And he did it. Just like that. He never listens to ANYONE,” Virgil stressed, moving his hands in little jerky motions.

“Well y’see, Patchwork,” Remus began, flopping backwards and arching his back slightly. It seemed to be something he usually did as mockery. “I’m unpredictable like that. Sucks to suck, ammiright?”

“Mhmmm..” Virgil deadpanned, looking away from Remus’ suggestive pose.

“It’s true whether you like it or not, bitch”

“Remus!” Patton scolded. “Stop swearing!”

“Fuckin’ BITCH”

“Let’s just eat, please?” Logan asked, turning his attention to the breakfast on the table as he began eating.

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Tiny Galaxies

Chapter 6

Masterpost

POV: Both

Ship: Intrulogical

TW: Sympathetic Remus

Let us know if we missed anything!

Word Count: 465

*Timeskip* Logan pulled away from Remus. “That was-” He started, letting out a huff and a cute little giggle. “Amazing.” Remus’ face turned pink as he gave Logan a small sheepish smile, “It...was? Oh! Good- good. I thought that- maybe I was a bit too rough?”

“No no it was..” Logan gave a breathy laugh, “Perfect..” Remus’ smile grew ever wider as he clapped his hands in delight and giggled, “Woo! Good!”

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Logan giggled back, Remus’ laugh seemingly contagious. 

“That was...the best I've felt in a long time. Still is,” he said, talking quietly so as to not ruin the moment.

“Ooooh, I didn't know I could have that kind of effect on people! They don’t usually feel that way around me,” Remus said. He poked Logan a few times and grinned. “Are you sure you’re not going insane?”

“If I am then I don’t want to be fixed,” he replied smoothly. He smiled, well...more like smirked at Remus. He didn’t know where this newfound personality came from but...he liked it. 

Remus’ eyebrows shot up as he heard that and he grinned wider. He leaned back slightly and put a hand on his chest.

“Oooh~you sure about that, teach?” he asked slyly. 

“I’m very sure,” he said, smiling at Remus. He felt good...free almost. He felt like he was walking on clouds yet…as if he could conquer the world in just one glare. He doesn’t know what came over him but...he wasn’t complaining. 

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Remus was almost vibrating out of excitement. He clapped his hands together once more before launching himself at Logan, trapping him in a bear hug. 

Logan just chuckled at Remus, rather fond of his antics. He hugged back and buried his face in the other’s shoulder. The dark creativity squeaked in response and blurted out, “I love you!!” He planned on saving it for a later time, but he couldn’t help himself. He ruffled up Logan’s hair, doing everything he could to try and express the overflowing love he had for the other side.

Logan felt his face grow red, blushing at Remus’ sudden confession. Smiling, he looked Remus in the eyes. “I love you too.” ==============

Remus immediately started pressing kisses all over Logan’s face, giggling as he did so. The affection and love he had for the logical side couldn’t be contained. No, really. He wasn’t thinking about anything other than Logan and making sure he felt safe and heard.

Logan giggled at Remus again, for once feeling like he mattered. He found Remus’ lips and kissed him. It was passionate, more so than the last time, but still filled with love. The two sat there kissing, smiling like two dorks in love.

They were broken apart by a sudden knock on the door.

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