thetruedelores
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thetruedelores · 7 days ago
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guys I'm gonna be honest. I forgot about this app, but I'm gonna start posting more <3
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thetruedelores · 8 months ago
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Klaus: I hate when people ask me, 'What did you do today?' Buddy listen, I woke up at noon and then it was five p.m., okay? I don't KNOW!
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thetruedelores · 8 months ago
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Klaus: If you water water, it grows. Allison: ...What. Five: They've got a point.
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thetruedelores · 8 months ago
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Klaus: I’m doing my best. Five: You’re not doing anything. Klaus: Yes, that’s what I’m best at.
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thetruedelores · 8 months ago
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Luther: Hey, are you okay? Diego: Yeah. Luther: You don't look okay... Diego: Then stop looking.
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thetruedelores · 10 months ago
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Klaus, looking at their watch: It has been 2 hours and sixteen minutes since I’ve been insulted. Klaus: It’s been about 5 seconds since I’ve been assaulted, but let’s not talk about that.
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thetruedelores · 10 months ago
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wanna get married
sure man
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thetruedelores · 10 months ago
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Five, to Lila: Well, one of us has to be wrong and it’s not going to be me.
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thetruedelores · 10 months ago
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Klaus: *in a jail cell* What about my Miranda rights!? You’re supposed to say I have ‘the right to remain silent’”! NOBODY SAID I HAD THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT! Diego: *in the cell next to them* You have the right to remain silent, what you lack is the capacity.
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thetruedelores · 10 months ago
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Lila: Okay happy campers! If you were a fruit what would you be and why? Viktor: I'd be a tomato because no one accepts me as part of the group. Lila: ... Viktor: ... Lila: OKAY HAPPY CAMPERS-
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thetruedelores · 10 months ago
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Five: I’ve been described as a ‘heartless villain’ and a 'little shit’, but I prefer… 'has alternative ways of having fun’.
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thetruedelores · 10 months ago
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Diego, to Luther: You have room temperature IQ. Luther: What's room temperature IQ? Lila: 73°. Luther: Oh, okay. Luther: How much is that in IQ?
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thetruedelores · 11 months ago
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thetruedelores · 1 year ago
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Viktor: Guys where did Klaus go? Allison: He got arrested. Viktor: How the hell- Klaus: *bursts in through the window* The cops are after me, I thought it would be fun to steal crackers and throw them at people.
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thetruedelores · 1 year ago
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Viktor: How do tall people people possibly sleep at night when the blanket can't possibly cover you? Luther: Viktor, it's four o'clock in the morning. Viktor: So, you can't sleep, huh? Is it because of the blanket?
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thetruedelores · 1 year ago
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Luther: How would you like to live forever? Viktor: I'd hate it. Shut the fuck up.
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thetruedelores · 1 year ago
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Klaus: That’s the longest worm I’ve ever seen. Allison: That’s a snake.
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