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Instead of "platonic", straight people should just say "no hetero"

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There are three stages of Halloween in life

Stage 1: I can't wait to go trick or treating!

Stage 2: I'm too old for Halloween

Stage 3: Fuck yeah! Let's get drunk and hang up decorations and buy expensive ass costumes and get completely fucked up for the next three days! Spooky scary, bitches!

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I hate when movies show kids taking selfies as a way to make them look cringy and useless. Like, we're just trying to capture memories and have fun with our friends

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My brain is so jam packed that I no longer ask people to vent about their problems, I just ask if they want memes to make them feel better

I'm sorry, it's all I can offer besides hugs

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I'm gonna close my eyes for a few months, after that I'll be seeing in 2020

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The Great Gatsby, but Gatbsy says "my dude" instead of "old sport"

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"When you realize the umbilical cord is just an Ethernet cable connecting you to the life server"

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"I'm gonna get all the hot chicks at school"

The words I thought while cleaning out my Lego star wars backpack two days before college starts

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Loki is a villain! Loki is a villain! Loki is a villain!

He was not controlled by Thanos! This undermines his whole character and makes half the mcu useless. Then Endgame will make the mess that was Infinity War useless. Marvel is completely making shit up at this point and opens up plot holes with every new film

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If you need movies and tv to tell you that women are strong, you need your priorities checked

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Anyone else find it suspicious that the last three companies to merge with Electronic Arts went bankrupt or are about to?

Maybe EA is the problem

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I think it’s time we brought this post back

Shaggy has scattered Himself through time to tell us His time was coming.

Embrace His Reckoning

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today is the only day you can reblog this ever

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I wish I was darkness, that way at least I can be somebody's friend

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The Me Too Revolution is about shaming rapists and sexists, not about shaming men in general. I'll say it again for those in the back. The Me Too revolution is about shaming rapists and sexists, not about shaming men in general!

Daily wisdom for a confused generation

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Using religion to justify homophobia is like using McDonald's to justify why your kid is fat

You can't blame the food when you're the one who bought it for them, you can't blame the bible, you're just a bad person

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The problem with politics is all the Democrats have a mind of their own, which makes them all disagree on the perfect candidate, meanwhile all the Republicans have equally stupid and nonsensical opinions and views, which makes them unite for the worst causes.