themanicmother

[themanicmother]

Trying to shake off some of the cabin fever during a small break in the rains.

[themanicmother]

Today’s tantrum was brought on because Gnome Alone ended, and I put on something else when I should’ve obviously restarted it.

[themanicmother]

Today Tils made friends with her lunch… she was eating taquitos.

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My kid just realized they can fit both feet in one of my shoes at the same time. They’re also having a breakdown over not being able to walk with two feet in one shoe at the same time.

[themanicmother]

This morning, my child decided that their way of expressing their displeasure is to grunt in frustration and then lick me….

[themanicmother]

I would do anything for my child. My child would do anything for the Bumble Numbs.

[themanicmother]

I firmly believe that at least 85% of my problems would be solved if I could sleep divorce my partner.

[themanicmother]

Trying to decide if I’m attracted to all of the hosts of blue’s clues because they’re all attractive, or if I’m attracted to men who host blue’s clues.