thelordofdarkness

[thelordofdarkness]

I can't lie. I do.

I love Bellatrix Lestrange so much

[thelordofdarkness]

How dare you—

I pruned my family tree.

Mila lives in your pathetic little head rent free. Bellatrix would never have been as dear to LV, you know it and it kills you.

[thelordofdarkness]

What do you mean, you filthy little Muggle? Bella is very dear to me. She's dearer to me than any other being. I have been told of this Mila you speak of and I find that creature repugnant.

Mila lives in your pathetic little head rent free. Bellatrix would never have been as dear to LV, you know it and it kills you.

[thelordofdarkness]

So you agree you can't prove Bellamort isn't canon?

The main reason Bellatrix was more relevant than the other Death Eaters, aside from Lucius, was because she was Sirius’s cousin - someone connected to one of the main side characters. Rowling knew she would be used as a plot device to kill Sirius, so she needed to give Bellatrix more importance for that role. That’s it.

[thelordofdarkness]

Again, no citations. Just false assumptions and rambling.

The main reason Bellatrix was more relevant than the other Death Eaters, aside from Lucius, was because she was Sirius’s cousin - someone connected to one of the main side characters. Rowling knew she would be used as a plot device to kill Sirius, so she needed to give Bellatrix more importance for that role. That’s it.

[thelordofdarkness]

Then cite the evidence. I don't think it's common sense. The logic doesn't follow. Why do you never quote the actual books to support your arguments the way Bellamort shippers always do? If you can support your arguments with the text, I will believe you and apologise to you.

The main reason Bellatrix was more relevant than the other Death Eaters, aside from Lucius, was because she was Sirius’s cousin - someone connected to one of the main side characters. Rowling knew she would be used as a plot device to kill Sirius, so she needed to give Bellatrix more importance for that role. That’s it.

[thelordofdarkness]

You must be talking about yourself. Your original post was, after all, a filthy headcanon.

I imagine Nagini to be kind of possessive over Voldemort, actually. I think if she turned into a human, he would dislike that she now has some autonomy - but the struggle between her knowing him the most and being his most intimate bond, and her now having her own selfish needs and desires, would be so interesting to see. Despite that, she would still have deep affection for him. He was her only companion for many years.

Nagini, in my head, would always be a selfish and perhaps territorial person. If someone is hers, they are hers. But her possessiveness would be quiet, in a deadly way. And even if she willingly obeyed, I don't think she would like to obey in every circumstance - this is where her selfishness comes into play. Just like in her snake form she was highly intelligent for a beast, she would also be highly intelligent as a human. Her deep bond with Voldemort, combined with her selfishness, gained autonomy, and intelligence, could do so many interesting things for their dynamic and Nagini's character. It would be amazing to see Voldemort experience his most devoted and obedient companion go from that to a highly intelligent woman who now has other desires outside of purely serving him - yet still loves him in her own way, seeks him out, and wants to "cuddle up" to him (like she did in her snake form, since she’s used to that).

How would he handle this sudden change?

[thelordofdarkness]

Useful? She failed me constantly and yet barely received any punishment. What use was she in the second war? Losing the prophecy? Letting Harry escape? Giving away the location of my Horcrux?

I am unfortunately very, very attached to her. Your attempts at breaking this attachment amuse me, but if you think you can do it, by all means, do try.

Tomarry is narratively far more developed than Bellamort. Tomarry has obsession, narrative parallels, and a soul connection. Bellamort has what? Lol. Bellatrix’s utter devotion as a theme, that’s it. Everything else about it is fanon. But you can’t deny that what I said about Tomarry is canon, and that’s what makes it better.

[thelordofdarkness]

You think you know me better than I know myself, you pathetic Muggle? I don't recall calling Nagini my closest companion. She is but a great tool and weapon.

I wish Bellatrix was merely amusing and useful for service, for if she were, I would not have risked capture and attack and given away my return just to save her from temporary imprisonment. I wish you were correct and she meant nothing to me, because then, I would not experience the pain and vulnerability that comes from this attachment.

Alas, you're wrong, and Bella means more to me than I even let myself acknowledge.

I imagine Nagini to be kind of possessive over Voldemort, actually. I think if she turned into a human, he would dislike that she now has some autonomy - but the struggle between her knowing him the most and being his most intimate bond, and her now having her own selfish needs and desires, would be so interesting to see. Despite that, she would still have deep affection for him. He was her only companion for many years.

Nagini, in my head, would always be a selfish and perhaps territorial person. If someone is hers, they are hers. But her possessiveness would be quiet, in a deadly way. And even if she willingly obeyed, I don't think she would like to obey in every circumstance - this is where her selfishness comes into play. Just like in her snake form she was highly intelligent for a beast, she would also be highly intelligent as a human. Her deep bond with Voldemort, combined with her selfishness, gained autonomy, and intelligence, could do so many interesting things for their dynamic and Nagini's character. It would be amazing to see Voldemort experience his most devoted and obedient companion go from that to a highly intelligent woman who now has other desires outside of purely serving him - yet still loves him in her own way, seeks him out, and wants to "cuddle up" to him (like she did in her snake form, since she’s used to that).

How would he handle this sudden change?

[thelordofdarkness]

Bellatrix is the only person I have ever fucked and desired. How dare you ship me with that pathetic little boy, you filthy Muggle?

Tomarry is narratively far more developed than Bellamort. Tomarry has obsession, narrative parallels, and a soul connection. Bellamort has what? Lol. Bellatrix’s utter devotion as a theme, that’s it. Everything else about it is fanon. But you can’t deny that what I said about Tomarry is canon, and that’s what makes it better.

[thelordofdarkness]

I would hate for my loyal and useful snake to turn into a pathetic human who can't even do magic. I would attempt to extract my soul from it and if I am successful, I would kill the human. If I'm unable to extract my soul, I would keep the human locked away somewhere it cannot escape and have Wormtail tend to it. I would certainly not allow it to cuddle up to me. The only human who is allowed that is Bella.

Also, you ignorant Muggle, Nagini cannot turn back into a human. If you understood her condition, you would know that the human is lost. Thankfully, she'll always be a snake now.

I imagine Nagini to be kind of possessive over Voldemort, actually. I think if she turned into a human, he would dislike that she now has some autonomy - but the struggle between her knowing him the most and being his most intimate bond, and her now having her own selfish needs and desires, would be so interesting to see. Despite that, she would still have deep affection for him. He was her only companion for many years.

Nagini, in my head, would always be a selfish and perhaps territorial person. If someone is hers, they are hers. But her possessiveness would be quiet, in a deadly way. And even if she willingly obeyed, I don't think she would like to obey in every circumstance - this is where her selfishness comes into play. Just like in her snake form she was highly intelligent for a beast, she would also be highly intelligent as a human. Her deep bond with Voldemort, combined with her selfishness, gained autonomy, and intelligence, could do so many interesting things for their dynamic and Nagini's character. It would be amazing to see Voldemort experience his most devoted and obedient companion go from that to a highly intelligent woman who now has other desires outside of purely serving him - yet still loves him in her own way, seeks him out, and wants to "cuddle up" to him (like she did in her snake form, since she’s used to that).

How would he handle this sudden change?

[thelordofdarkness]

I was sorry to hear of Biham’s passing. Are you attending the funeral, my Lord? Apparently he flapped himself to death.

A funeral? For Biham? No, I think not. I had not even heard of the man until mere moments ago. How fitting that he flapped himself to death. Clearly he takes after that Mila girl. Speaking of whom, when will she flap herself to death?

[thelordofdarkness]

Come here 😘😘😘

What's the youngest age you would date? Asking for a friend...

I do not 'date'. I have been...bedding Bellatrix since she was twenty-two, but no one else has ever caught my eye.

[thelordofdarkness]

Dear Master Horcrux,

I am trapped in this worthless being… so weak, so pathetic… I cannot find my way back to you. But when despair takes hold, I think of our Bella. My feeble host sees her—blurry, as the fool is pathologically myopic—and for a moment, I feel happiness again.

Soulfully yours,

Number Seven

I see...even though you're merely a vessel for me, she reaches you. That is no surprise. Bella is ever a source of joy.

Wait...s-seventh Horcrux? Surely you mean sixth! Strange…I have six Horcruxes, and yet...where does the seventh come from? I did not create another, so how?

[thelordofdarkness]

We had sex and I impregnated her. I loathe you, filthy Muggle, and I will never touch you. Your envy of Bella is pathetic.

Bellatrix and Voldemort did not have sex. Or did they? We don't know. You could argue that they did, because, from a certain perspective, Voldemort’s innuendo may suggest some sexual relationship with Bellatrix. Or it may mean something else entirely, depending on your perspective. It can be skewed and viewed in so many ways. Their relationship can easily be interpreted differently, as it was never directly implied, stated, or shown. Claiming it as 100% canon is therefore false. You can believe it's canon, but neither you nor the person saying it isn’t is completely wrong. It’s just an interpretation - a headcanon, much like arguing that Cedric Diggory was bisexual.

[thelordofdarkness]

I was referring to our bedroom activities. She defended the Malfoys when I was mocking them and spoke out of turn.

I do not find her displays of lust pathetic. Do not put words in my mouth. Her desire delights me and pleases me beyond measure.

I have two theories for the innuendo - it's either Voldemort deliberately mocking Bellatrix for her blatant display of lust and affection, which he definitely finds pathetic, even if he had sex with her. He probably saw some of her sexual fantasies about him via Legilimency, so he saw what brings her 'high pleasure.' Or they fucked. Both can be true. And both are equally valid interpretations, and saying one is 100% wrong is wrong in itself. It's just a headcanon.

You cannot disprove me saying Lavender Brown was a lesbian with comphet and didn't genuinely have romantic feelings for Ron. Or that Lavender and Parvati had a secret lesbian relationship. You just can't. There is no proof. And that’s what a headcanon means.

[thelordofdarkness]

My Lord, I lost so much respect for you after I read in your biography that you had drooled all over yourself. And at such an important moment too, right in the middle of the final battle. It just completely wrecked your fearsome image. Honestly it didn't really feel like you at all.

My biography? You test my patience! Crucio!

What you read is a book full of of lies, and soon I shall be killing its author. I do not drool!