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Jurdan Incorrect Quotes #40

Jude: Why do you follow me around everywhere? Cardan: To make sure you don’t stab anyone. Jude: I haven’t stabbed anyone in days. Cardan: That’s what concerns me.

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Jurdan Incorrect Quotes #39

Cardan: I had a dream we kissed. Jude: That was real. You were drunk and tried to bite me after. Cardan: gasps I was making it memorable! Jude: You also yelled, “Bow before your beautiful husband!” at a mirror. Cardan: That mirror was disrespectful.

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Jurdan Incorrect Quotes #38

Jude: You wore my cloak today. Cardan: I like the smell of murder and anxiety. It reminds me of you. Jude: And you spilled wine on it. Cardan: I was toasting to your beauty. And my tolerance for death threats. Jude: I hope the wine stains match the blood that’ll be on it soon. Cardan: softly Say it slower.

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Jurdan Incorrect Quotes #37

Cardan: I think I deserve a reward. Jude: For what, existing without breaking something? Cardan: For not flirting with anyone else all day. I was painfully loyal and devastatingly hot. Jude: That’s not a rewardable act, that’s basic human decency. Cardan: I’m fae. I don’t do decency. But I do you. Jude: Try that line again and I’m exiling you to the mortal realm. Naked.

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Jurdan Incorrect Quotes #36

Jude: You were supposed to stay out of trouble for one day. Cardan: I tried! But then someone insulted your name and I blacked out. Jude: You set his wig on fire in front of the entire court. Cardan: His terrible wig. I did the kingdom a favour. Jude: You’re lucky I find this vaguely attractive. Cardan: I'm always gambling on that.

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Reylo Incorrect Quotes #25

Kylo: I don’t get jealous. Rey: You stabbed a bounty hunter for calling me “gorgeous.” Kylo: I was defending your honor. Rey: You growled. Like a wolf. Kylo: That’s just how I breathe when I’m protecting you.

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Reylo Incorrect Quotes #24

Rey: I’m leaving now. Please don’t follow me this time. Kylo: Fine. I won’t. Rey: Really? Kylo: …I’ll have a tracker on your ship instead. Rey: Kylo. Kylo: For safety. Rey: You are the thing I need safety from. Kylo: And no one knows me better.

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Gojohime Incorrect Quotes #80

Gojo (watching Utahime): Look at her. That posture. That rage. Megumi: She's just standing. Gojo: Exactly. Elegance. Like a pissed-off crane with a doctorate in violence. Yuuji: Do you ever, like, tell her how you feel? Gojo: I once sent her 127 messages. Nobara: That’s harassment. Gojo: No, that’s romance. Harassment starts at 200. I’m a gentleman.

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Gojohime Incorrect Quotes #79

Gojo (pointing with the stick): Look at her. Graceful. Deadly. Angry. Like a really hot thunderstorm. Megumi (not looking up): Is this about Utahime-sensei again? Gojo: “Again”? Kid, this is a lifestyle. Yuuji: Wait, are you two… like… a thing? Gojo: No. Nobara: Then why do you sound like you’d kill for her? Gojo (chewing): Kill? That’s level one. Gojo (counting on his fingers): I’d fake my death, erase a country, curse-swap a soul, and break the laws of time for her. Megumi: …You teach children.

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Hello dear Tess! I came from ao3 after reading your Gojohime stories. They're all so lovely and wonderful. Just wanna say Thank you so much for writing and sharing these amazing stories with us! The plots are so adorable, full of slice of life moments and romantic Gojohime moments ofc, always make my day 💖 💖💖

Hello! That means the world to hear, thank you so much for taking the time to come all the way from AO3 just to leave such a kind message. I'm so glad you’re enjoying the gojohime stories and their slice-of-life vibes. Knowing they make your day honestly makes mine too. Thank you for reading and for being here <3 more stories always on the way.

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Reylo Incorrect Quotes #23

Kylo: I eliminated the threat. Rey: He was a bartender. Kylo: He called you “love.” Rey: It’s a figure of speech! Kylo: Then consider my actions a figure of dedication.

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Reylo Incorrect Quotes #22

Rey: What do you want from me? Kylo: Your allegiance. Rey: That’s it? Kylo: And your attention. Rey: Kylo: And your approval. Rey: Kylo: …Possibly affection. But in a strictly galactic, Force-balanced sense.

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Reylo Incorrect Quotes #21

Rey: Why are you standing outside my ship like a lost Sith puppy? Kylo: I sensed… unrest. Rey: The only unrest here is you showing up uninvited with that face. Kylo: This is my face. Rey: That’s what makes it worse. Kylo: You stared at it for 2.6 seconds longer than last time. Rey: …You counted? Kylo: I measure progress.

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Jurdan Incorrect Quotes #35

Cardan: You know, most lovers call each other “darling” or “my love.” Jude: And yet you go with “traitorous mortal.” Cardan: It’s affectionate! You stabbed me emotionally. Jude: I’d prefer to do it physically. Cardan: Gods, marry me again. This time with extra knives.

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Jurdan Incorrect Quotes #34

Jude: I could kill you right now. Cardan: That’s hot. Jude: That wasn’t a flirt. Cardan: It’s never not a flirt with you. Your threats are basically love notes.

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Jurdan Incorrect Quotes #33

Cardan: lying on the floor dramatically If I can’t be with you, I don’t want to be king. Jude: …We literally live together. Cardan: Then carry me to bed, my cruel queen. I’ve lost the will to walk.

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Jurdan Incorrect Quotes #32

Cardan: pulls Jude into his lap Stay. You’re warm. And pointy. Jude: You’re clingy. Cardan: I’m romantic. There’s a difference. Jude: You're drunk. Cardan: That too.