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Terrifying.

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The Phantom of Manhattan - A Painful Recap

When I read a brief bulleted list showcasing all the craziest things in this book, I knew I had to read it. I was 42% of the way through it at the time I wrote this paragraph, and good grief, it’s all more ridiculous and terrible than I could have ever imagined. So of course I decided that I should write a full recap of the whole horrible  thing. Strap yourselves in tight folks. This is a bumpy one.

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I was watching Seinfeld and got hit with a painful reminder of Phantom of Manhattan.

I feel you, George.

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why didn’t gandalf just carry the ring to mordor himself with these tongs

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Get the print here: https://gricklemart.com/vampire-happy-shirt/

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No doubt.

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"God never gives you more than you can handle" is survivorship bias. People who got more than they could handle are dead.

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Once upon a time…

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OK! So, with comic0062’s help and collaboration, I went and remade the floorplan.

Instead of ripping my hair out any further, we decided instead on ignoring several major inconsistencies and just– just go for it. So some parts are made up to fit into the general shape of the Mystery Shack. I figure, especially with the earlier episodes, they’re still getting their… stuff together and consider any further information/latest episodes to be most canonical in that regard.

At least, I’m finally relieved to get this out of my system.

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Curious sable

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You were bitten by a vampire but you didn't die, instead the vampire died. The next day, you're captured by vampires and marked as unsafe for consumption. All because you had a rare, incurable condition in your blood. Cool, now you are a vampire slayer who kills vamps by letting 'em bite you.

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Beautiful siblings insider trading and money laundering

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