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The New Mr. Imagination
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Mr. Imagination (https://mr-imagin8ion.tumblr.com/) lost his password, so I am starting over with a new account.
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the-new-mr-imagin8ion · 4 hours ago
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"money is less important than friendship" is a very useless adage to people who have neither.
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the-new-mr-imagin8ion · 4 days ago
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confession:
I always felt that Judy from the movie "Zootopia" was far more believable as a hare.
go ahead: compare a rabbit to a hare to her. only a hare has that much momentum, stamina, and most significantly, those proportions.
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the-new-mr-imagin8ion · 7 days ago
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four-year degrees are an insult to anyone who was already good at stuff before going to college.
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the-new-mr-imagin8ion · 10 days ago
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it's sad to think about: when you stop and look at it from the animals' point of view, "Sing" is a phenomenally boring slice of life that just so happens to end with a really okay concert of used songs, and "Sing 2" is merely two hours of behind-the-scenes material for Illumination's actual newest movie, "Out of This World".
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the-new-mr-imagin8ion · 14 days ago
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Disney Movies? You mean all those fanimatics with the rewritten, fan service endings?
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the-new-mr-imagin8ion · 14 days ago
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I shall now fill your head with imagery.
Image #1: Zack and Miri and Quack
Image #2: In-a-Gadda-DeVito
Follow for more imagery.
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the-new-mr-imagin8ion · 14 days ago
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Constable Wiggum voice: grab my gun already!
marge simpson voice mmmmmhh Homie you have to grab that cop's gun Moe voice Homer I'm gonna need you to get out of my bar. and grab that cop's gun Barney voice Hey Homuh why don't you grab that cop's gun bart voice Don't have a cow dad just grab a cop's gun
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the-new-mr-imagin8ion · 19 days ago
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the problem isn't that there are no adult animated movies.
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there are plenty of adult animated movies, and the problem is that that they're coming from all the exact wrong places.
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the-new-mr-imagin8ion · 23 days ago
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Try this on for size:
"And Bingo Was Her Name-O", but instead of Bingo, the dog's name is given as Margaret Woolworth Carrington von Schumacher Chanel Astor Livingston Compte-de-Saint-Exupery Mountbatten Windsor Armani Roosevelt Von Trapp Wykenhamp Hearst Montgomery Rothschild Johnson & Johnson Twillsworth Dolce Gabbana von Zweiger II Montgomery de la Roche Geico Vanderbilt Lannister van Buren Butterworth How I Met Your Mother Wrigley Louise Dreyfus Ludwig Morgan Stanley Dumont Lamborghini Forbes Higbee Winthrop Chanel Remy Martin Fitzwilliam Kennedy Motel Six Fairchild Brook Pritzker Davenport Von Stolen Monty Python Ellisworth Aston Martin Haverbrook Ziff Lauder Hilton Dupont Kincaid Winslow Coors Oviatt Marlborough Pembroke Huffington Bush Mellon Sinclair Mellencamp Starbucks Van Dyke III Montgomery Marriott Barrington Chadsworth Big League Chew Chesterfield Kensington Longbottom Nottingham Meisterburger Burgermeister Tudor Hapsburg Rockefeller Onassis.
I estimate it would take about six days to sing through, nine if you stopped to eat and sleep
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the-new-mr-imagin8ion · 24 days ago
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I don't get it, but I do get the bookshelf.
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the-new-mr-imagin8ion · 25 days ago
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me, every single time I digest: cripes, what the hell did I eat?
me: [knows exactly what I ate]
me: [shows absolutely no plan or desire to change my diet]
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the-new-mr-imagin8ion · 29 days ago
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Every Bluey episode, acronymed
With only two days left until new Bluey and one day left until new Chip Chilla, I've figured it's a once in a lifetime opportunity. So here, I present: every episode of Bluey, expanded Kids Next Door-style into an acronym that reflects what the episodes are really about.
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Season 1
Operation M.A.G.I.C.-X.Y.L.O.P.H.O.N.E.: Motion-Altering Great Instrument Controls Xistence, Youths Left On Pause Have Outrageous New Events
Operation H.O.S.P.I.T.A.L.S.: Herd Old Sick Papa In-To Alleviating Location Soon
Operation K.E.E.P.Y.-U.P.P.Y.: Keep Entertaining Elevated Projectile Yon Upward; Pups’ Parents Ynvolve
Operation D.A.D.D.Y.-R.O.B.O.T.: Daughters Alter Dirty Dormitory, Yusing Robotically Operated Bandit Of Tidiness
Operation S.H.A.D.O.W.L.A.N.D.S.: Spoiled Hound Alters Directions Overtly While Little Adventurers Navigate Dark Shadows
Operation T.H.E.-W.E.E.K.E.N.D.: The House Established: Wanting Extra Exposure, Kid Examines New Discovery
Operation B.B.Q.: Bluey’s Bringing Quenching
Operation F.R.U.I.T.B.A.T.: Frantic Ruffian, Unconsciously In Thought, Becomes Animal Tonight
Operation H.O.R.S.E.Y.-R.I.D.E.: Heartful Old Relatives Suddenly Enter Youth, Resulting In Disastrous Endeavor
Operation H.O.T.E.L.: Heelers Own Technically Excellent Lodging
Operation B.I.K.E.: Bluey Isn’t Kwuitting Eventually
Operation B.O.B.-B.I.L.B.Y.: Bringers Of Bilby Better Intentionally Lose Blinking Ylectronics
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Operation S.P.Y.G.A.M.E.: Secret Pups Ynfiltrate, Get Adults’ Mind Eraser (the only episode that's really made to be acronymed)
Operation T.A.K.E.A.W.A.Y.: Two Active Kids Exhausted Already Weary Adult Yesterday
Operation Y.O.G.A.-B.A.L.L.: Youngsters Obstruct Game And Bandit Asserts Less Love
Operation B.U.T.T.E.R.F.L.I.E.S.: Betrayed Unloved Tiny Tot Easily Re-Friends Little Insects Extra Sadly
Operation C.A.L.Y.P.S.O.: Children Aren’t Learning Yet Pretzel’s Shop Opens
Operation T.H.E.-D.O.C.T.O.R.: Tired Honey Encounters Doctor’s Orders – Cilling Time Obviously Required
Operation T.H.E.-C.L.A.W.: Tiny Hounds, Easily Cheated, Learn Another Way
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Operation M.A.R.K.E.T.S.: Make Absolutely Right Konclusion Et The Store (as to what to buy, that is)
Operation B.L.U.E.-M.O.U.N.T.A.I.N.S.: Blues’ Limbs Use Emagination, Making Over Unknowingly Napping Titan’s Abdomen Into Novel Story
Operation T.H.E.-P.O.O.L.: Trip Halted, Entire Pack Of Objects Left
Operation S.H.O.P.S.: Store Has Obstructively Perilous Standards
Operation W.A.G.O.N.-R.I.D.E.: Wayward Adult Goes Off Note, Really Ignoring Dog’s Expectations
Operation T.A.X.I.: Toys And Xciting Intentions
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Operation T.H.E.-B.E.A.C.H.: Truly Helpful Enormous Bird Eventually Aides Child Home (referring to this guy)
Operation P.I.R.A.T.E.S.: Pups In Rough Aqua Trust Easy Scaredydog
Operation G.R.A.N.N.I.E.S.: Get Results About Nana’s Non-Innate Ebility (to) Samba
Operation T.H.E.-C.R.E.E.K.: Tiny Hounds Explore Completely Rustic Exterior Environment Kreatively
Operation F.A.I.R.I.E.S.: Father’s Awfully Inadequate Rolemodeling Invites Evil Sprites
Operation W.O.R.K.: Waltzing Oughta Restrict Kommerce
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Operation B.A.T.W.O.W.: Bumpy And The Wise Old Wolfhound (only episode to be fore-cronymed instead of backronymed, because dang, that title is long)
Operation T.R.A.M.P.O.L.I.N.E.: Truly Reliable Adult Must Part Or Little Inspirations Need Explanation
Operation T.H.E.-D.U.M.P.: Treachery Has Encountered: Dad Unloads Many Pictures
Operation Z.O.O.: Zany Outbreaking Oldster
Operation B.A.C.K.P.A.C.K.E.R.S.: Bluey And Cousins Kovertly Play Adults’ Cool Knapsacks, Entertainingly Rewriting Slog
Operation T.H.E.-A.D.V.E.N.T.U.R.E.: Traveling Hounds Embark, Adopting Da Various Egos Necessary To Undo Ruler’s Evil
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Operation C.O.P.Y.C.A.T.: Copying Old Papa Yndirectly Causes Avian’s Terminality (you have been warned)
Operation T.H.E.-S.L.E.E.P.O.V.E.R.: Tiny Hound Enters, Sounding Like Extra-Exhausted Person, Overturning Very Eventful Rendezvous
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Operation E.A.R.L.Y.-B.A.B.Y.: Everyone Admits Rusty Leaving Yndy Brings A Burden Yonder (it's not my fault that nothing good starts with the letter Y)
Operation M.U.M.S.-A.N.D.-D.A.D.S.: Majorly Uncomfortable Male Seeks Another Nicer Diversion – Dragons Also Desire Sport
Operation H.I.D.E.-A.N.D.-S.E.E.K.: House Is Definitely Empty And Nobody’s Doing Seeking Except Engrossed Kid
Operation C.A.M.P.I.N.G.: Confusing Alpine Mutt Pal Ignites Night, Goes
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Operation M.O.U.N.T.-M.U.M.A.N.D.A.D.: Mother Obviously Undergoing Nap Traversed Mostly (by) Unbeatable Mutts Also Navigating Definitely Asleep Dad (they can't all be something to be proud of)
Operation K.I.D.S.: Katastrophe In Da Supermarket
Operation C.H.I.C.K.E.N.R.A.T.: Children Helpfully Invoke Counter-Klockwise Events, Need Retrieve Adored Toy
Operation N.E.I.G.H.B.O.U.R.S.: Noisy Excessive Irritating Guy’s House Brings Overly Un-Restrained Sensation
Operation T.E.A.S.I.N.G.: Taunting Everything Always Summates In Neglected Gripes
Operation A.S.P.A.R.A.G.U.S.: Anomalous Sprout Plant Alters Reality And Generates Unanimalistic Status
Operation S.H.A.U.N.: Smelly Horrid Animal Upends Night
Operation D.A.D.D.Y.-P.U.T.D.O.W.N.: Definitely Adequate Dad Does Youngsters’ Pattern, Usually To Dear Old Wife’s Nonpresence
Operation V.E.R.A.N.D.A.H.-S.A.N.T.A.: Very Especially Rude Act Needlessly Done Around Holidays – Socks Adn’t Nown The Awfulness
Season 2
Operation D.A.N.C.E.-.M.O.D.E.: Discipline-Averse Newly Chosen Exercise Makes Owner Desire Emphasis
Operation H.A.M.M.E.R.B.A.R.N.: Home And Making Marketplace Easily Riles Bluey’s Activity Response Needs
Operation F.E.A.T.H.E.R.W.A.N.D.: Frustrated Enfant’s Appealing Toy Heavies Everything Round, Worsening All Needed Dogs
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Operation S.Q.U.A.S.H.: Sibling Quashes Un-Athletic Stripe’s Hopes (or maybe "Stripe Quashes Un-Athletic Sibling's Hopes". it's been a while since I've watched that one.)
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Operation H.A.I.R.D.R.E.S.S.E.R.S.: Hounds’ Appearance Is Re-Done Really Elegantly Specially Styled – Examination Reveals Something (N.I.T.S. means "No-see-ums Interrupt The Story")
Operation S.T.U.M.P.F.E.S.T.: Several Tree-Uprooting Men’s Pursuits Finished, Ensuing Spa Turns
Operation F.A.V.O.U.R.I.T.E.-T.H.I.N.G.: Family’s Afternoon Victuals Obscenely Unceremoniously Ruined In Tricky Euphemism, Therefore Hounds Imaginatively Nostalgically Grasp
Operation D.A.D.D.Y.-D.R.O.P.O.F.F.: Dad Allowed Do Drive Youths, Destructively Resulting Of Playtime... Or Found Friends
Operation B.I.N.G.O.: Babe Independently Now Goes Out
Operation R.U.G.-I.S.L.A.N.D.: Rugged Unkempt Guy Is Swept Lost Around New Destination
Operation C.H.A.R.A.D.E.S.: Children Hafta Adapt Rules Around Destructive Enfant’s Schemes
Operation S.T.I.C.K.Y.-G.E.C.K.O.: Simple Task Interrupted ‘Cause Kids Ynsist (on) Getting Extra Clingy Kritter Off
Operation D.A.D.-B.A.B.Y.: Disastrously Adept Dad Bears A Blissful Youth
Operation M.U.M.-S.C.H.O.O.L.: Majorly Underfunded Mom Starts Coaching Heeler Out Of Love
Operation T.R.A.I.N.S.: Transportation’s Rebellious Animals Immediately Need Service
Operation A.R.M.Y.: Autistic Recruit Maddens Ynfantryman
Operation F.A.N.C.Y.-R.E.S.T.A.U.R.A.N.T.: Fancying A Nice Caring Yndication, Romantic Event Serves True Appetizers, Uses Regard, And Needs Tenderness
Operation P.I.G.G.Y.B.A.C.K.: Parents Immediately Gotta Get Young Bingo Across Commons Kreatively
Operation T.H.E.-S.H.O.W.: Tiny Hounds Envision Showfully How Oldies Wed
Operation T.I.C.K.L.E.C.R.A.B.S.: Tiny Irritating Crustaceans Kinda Love Exacting Crawly Rubbing, Annoying Bandit Severely
Operation E.S.C.A.P.E.: Everyone Simply Can’t Allow Parents Ease
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Operation B.U.S.: Bashfulness Unites Seniors (the simplest ones are often the best)
Operation Q.U.E.E.N.S.: Quirky Unstable Events Erode New Succession
Operation F.L.A.T.-P.A.C.K.: Family Latently Allows Tiny Planet’s Advancing Civilization Kreate
Operation H.E.L.I.C.O.P.T.E.R.: Honey Enigmatically Leaves – In Counteract, Operative Pilots Tautly Envisioned Rotor
Operation S.L.E.E.P.Y.T.I.M.E.: Sweet Little Extra Enervated Puppy Ymaginatively Turns Into Milkyway’s Explorer
Operation G.R.A.N.D.A.D.: Geriatric Retiree And Nieces Discover Another Day
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Operation S.E.E.S.A.W.: Sending Everyone Existent Should Amend Weightiness (Bandit's weightiness, obviously)
Operation M.O.V.I.E.S.: Monkeys On Video Incite Endless Shock
Operation L.I.B.R.A.R.Y.: Little Insufferable Brat Really Annoys Reading Youngsters
Operation B.A.R.K.Y.-B.O.A.T.S.: Brazenly Abandoned Riveters Kinda Yntended Better Of Angsty Teenage Students
Operation B.U.R.G.E.R.-S.H.O.P.: Bandit’s Unexpected Reduced Generational Expertise Regiment Sends Hamburger Operation Packing
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Operation C.I.R.C.U.S.: Children Invoke Rottenly Constructed Ubergovernmental Simile ("rottenly constructed" because I didn't like how reliant this episode was on the electoral metaphor)
Operation S.W.I.M.-S.C.H.O.O.L.: Strict Woman Is Masterminding Swimming Classes – Heelers Operate Overbearing Laps
Operation C.A.F.E.: Children Accumulate Friendships Easier
Operation P.O.S.T.M.A.N.: Prevent Oldies Shouting To Mail A Note
Operation T.H.E.-Q.U.I.E.T.-G.A.M.E.: Tiny Hounds’ Echoes Quashed, Unceremoniously Impeding Effort To Get A Message Expressed
Operation M.R.-M.O.N.K.E.Y.J.O.C.K.S.: Must Re-Model Old Nick-Knacks, Except Young Juveniles Obviously Consider Keeping Simian
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Operation D.O.U.B.L.E.-B.A.B.Y.S.I.T.T.E.R.: Duly Overbooked Uncle Brings Lady Escort – Bluey And Bingo Youngly Suspect It’ll Turn To Evening Romance (I like the acronyms that tell a whole story)
Operation B.A.D.-M.O.O.D.: Bingo And Dad Make Occupation Of Depression
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Operation O.C.T.O.P.U.S.: Obviously Chloe’s Tired Overworked Papa Underappreciates Silliness (it's shocking how well this one fits)
Operation B.I.N.-N.I.G.H.T.: Bully In Nest Now Is Given Hard Talk
Operation M.U.F.F.I.N.-C.O.N.E.: Majorly Uncaring Fussy Female Is Now Contained Over New Equipment
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Operation D.U.C.K.-C.A.K.E.: Disastrously Unkempt Child’s Klutter Complicates Adults’ Kulinary Endeavor (yeah, you try and pretend that the Kids Next Door didn't use Ks for Cs all the time)
Operation H.A.N.D.S.T.A.N.D.: Helpless Antiquated Nana Does Start To Appreciate Niña’s Deed
Operation R.O.A.D.-T.R.I.P.: Relinquishing Onintentionally All Digital Things, Rovers Intend Plan
Operation I.C.E.-C.R.E.A.M.: It’s Clearly Emotional – Children Remember Eventually About Melting
Operation D.U.N.N.Y.: Don’t Use Needlessly Naughty Yargon
Operation T.Y.P.E.W.R.I.T.E.R.: Teacher Yuses Printing Equipment – Will Require Impassable Terriers’ Engagement Retrieved
Operation B.A.B.Y.-R.A.C.E.: Blissfully Aloof Baby Youngly Rots Away Chili’s Expectations
Operation C.H.R.I.S.T.M.A.S.-S.W.I.M.: Child Heartfully Receives Impossibly Stressed Toy Making A Scene, So Whole Impetus Moves
Operation E.A.S.T.E.R.: Expressly Arranged Scavenging To Eternally Remember
Season 3
Operation P.E.R.F.E.C.T.: Pick Essential Reminiscence For Ennual Celebration Time
Operation B.E.D.R.O.O.M.: Bluey Envisions Delineation; Renovation Of Old Moor
Operation O.B.S.T.A.C.L.E.-C.O.U.R.S.E.: Old Blues Start Teams And Chase Like Extravaganza – Cheating Of Unenforced Rules Spotted Evidently
Operation P.R.O.M.I.S.E.S.: Parent Reduced (to) Oversized Minor If Serious Engagement Spoiled
Operation O.M.E.L.E.T.T.E.: Old Mom Earresponsibly Lets Enfant Try To Essist
Operation B.O.R.N.-Y.E.S.T.E.R.D.A.Y.: Bandit Organizes Rejuvenative Newbornification – Youths Eagerly Start Teaching Every Riveting Detail About Yuniverse
Operation M.I.N.I.-B.L.U.E.Y.: Mutt Incurs New Inversion – Better-Loved Underling Earned Yntirely
Operation U.N.I.C.O.R.S.E.: Uncouth Neighing Interrupter’s Crass Outbursts Ruin Storytelling Evening
Operation C.U.R.R.Y.-Q.U.E.S.T.: Carry Unusually Riveting Recipe, Yet Quickly Undermine Extra Swoopy Things
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Operation M.A.G.I.C.: Must Avoid Getting Intentionally Cheeky (another thing I like is when the acronym is also the lesson)
Operation C.H.E.S.T.: Children’s Helpful Entelligence Stagnates Terribly
Operation S.H.E.E.P.D.O.G.: Solitude-Hoping Exhausted Edult Purposely Does Obnoxious Game
Operation H.O.U.S.E.W.O.R.K.: Helping Out, Under-Stimulated Encouraging Walks Of Random Kids
Operation P.A.S.S.-.T.H.E.-P.A.R.C.E.L.: Parent’s Antiquated System Schemes To Halt Every Party And Risks Clearly Everyone Losing
Operation E.X.P.L.O.R.E.R.S.: Endearingly Xtraneous Puppy Lost On Route; Emergency Retrieve Soon
Operation P.H.O.N.E.S.: Pups Help Oldies Newly Embrace Stuff
Operation P.A.V.L.O.V.A.: Parents’ Alimentary Values Leave Others Very Annoyed
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Operation R.A.I.N.: Redirect Aquatic Infiltration Noiselessly ("noiselessly" because no words)
Operation P.I.Z.Z.A.-G.I.R.L.S.: Playful Ingénues’ Zesty Zooming Activity Gets Into Really Loud Shenanigans
Operation D.R.I.V.I.N.G.: Dogs’ Roadrage Infuriates Vicious Imaginary Nefarious Gato
Operation T.I.N.A.: Totally Imaginary Newfound Authority
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Operation W.H.A.L.E.-W.A.T.C.H.I.N.G.: Wasted Heaps A’ Lard Enervatedly Wane About, Thus Children Have Inspirational Night Gazing (maybe I was a little hard on them in this one, and maybe they brought it on themselves by being... everything that they were... in a show that was supposed to be for 6 and under)
Operation F.A.M.I.L.Y.-M.E.E.T.I.N.G.: Fluffing At Master Imperatively Leaves Young Mutts En Extreme Trouble If Noted Guilty
Operation F.A.C.E.Y.T.A.L.K.: Family Around Computers Evades Yelling To Annoying Little Kid
Operation R.A.G.D.O.L.L.: Really Appallingly Giant Dad Obstinately Lies Limp
Operation F.A.I.R.Y.T.A.L.E.: Father Almost Inaccurately Recalls Youthful Tale About Late Eighties
Operation M.U.S.I.C.A.L.-S.T.A.T.U.E.S.: Mostly Un-Stable Incites Chili, Allows Lyrical Shaking Then Adjourned Turning, Unsticks Everyone’s Spirits
Operation S.T.O.R.I.E.S.: Second Telling Of Ruinousness Introduces Equine Supporter
Operation P.U.P.P.E.T.S.: Preventing Unicorse’s Politeness Problem Epitomizes This Story
Operation T.U.R.T.L.E.B.O.Y.: Toy Unknowingly Regifted To Little Ear-Broken Outsider Youngling
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Operation O.N.E.S.I.E.S.: Offspring Not Existent So I Empathize Sisterly (that one still haunts me to this day)
Operation T.R.A.D.I.E.S.: Two Really Adept Dudes Irrigate Entire System
Operation G.R.A.N.N.Y.-M.O.B.I.L.E.: Grouchy Rude Adult Needs New Yntent – Muffin Operates Big Impractical Load Equipment
Operation S.P.A.C.E.: Student’s Prior Abandonment Complicates Expedition
Operation S.M.O.O.C.H.Y.-K.I.S.S.: Sickeningly Morbid Obnoxious Old Chap’s Habits Ynspire Kids Into Setting Straight
Operation D.I.R.T.: Dogs In Real Trouble
Operation T.H.E.-D.E.C.I.D.E.R.: Two Houses Examining Deciding Event Championship Is Definitely Exercise Recap
Operation C.U.B.B.Y.: Cuddler Usurps Bluey’s Bedroom Yntirely
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Operation E.X.E.R.C.I.S.E.: Effortful Xertion Expecting (to) Reduce Chubbiness Is Shoddy Excuse (referring of course to the fat-shaming controversy)
Operation R.E.L.A.X.: Resort’s Events Leave All Xcited
Operation S.T.I.C.K.B.I.R.D.: Sentimental Tot’s Imaginatively Created Kompanion Bird Is Rudely Destroyed
Operation S.H.O.W.-A.N.D.-T.E.L.L.: Short Hound’s Obviously Waning Attention Nearly Diverts To Extracurricular Lost Lecture
Operation D.R.A.G.O.N.: Draw Right And Get Over Nostalgia
Operation W.I.L.D.-G.I.R.L.S.: Women’s Imaginations Literally Divide, Getting Indy Really Left Stranded
Operation T.V.-S.H.O.P.: Tele-Vision Set Has Others Piqued
Operation S.L.I.D.E.: Shouldn't Let Insects Destroy Entertainment
Operation C.R.I.C.K.E.T.: Clearly Rusty Is Creating Kalamity En Tournament
Operation G.H.O.S.T.-B.A.S.K.E.T.: Grannies Have Objective – Stop The Buyers And Secure Kids’ Existent Territory
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Operation T.H.E.-S.I.G.N.: Together Hearts Elevate Status Into Great Newlyweds (or, more jokingly: This Hopefully Ends Series (or) I'll Go Nuclear)
Operation S.U.R.P.R.I.S.E.: Sudden Unexpected Rivaling Playtime Rift Is Sufficient Ending
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the-new-mr-imagin8ion · 1 month ago
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I do not think I should have to choose between following my dreams as a writer of books and shows, and not moving to California.
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the-new-mr-imagin8ion · 1 month ago
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Oh, sorry I broke into your house and sanded your table and disentangled your ferret. it's just that I was raised by bears, kind of like your favorite celebrity. - EDGE DETECTED, INDECENT THEMES, CELEBRITY REFERENCE: JOKE REJECTED, 0 NOTES
I see you're reluctant to step into the job machine, but don't worry; it'll make you fit, it'll help your website, and the only big part in the machine is a grandpa who hits you with a net. - UNREAL THEMES, INDIRECTLY SATIRIZES A GROUP: JOKE REJECTED, 1 NOTE
I can't wait to go to South Carolina! I can already see myself sitting on the peach. - NOT COMPLETELY RELATABLE, CONTAINS TRACE AMOUNTS OF HUMOR, PERSON WHO MADE JOKE IS NOT ALREADY A FAMOUS TV PRODUCER: JOKE REJECTED, 13 NOTES
What my kitten and my toddler are thinking right now: "let's go wake up the big human". - NO FUNNY ELEMENTS, NO RISK OR COMPLEXITY, RELATABLE TO ADULTS, INSULTS THE YOUNG... JOKE PERMITTED, 22,000 NOTES
How unfunny and talentless do I have to be to succeed?!
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the-new-mr-imagin8ion · 1 month ago
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Moo Deng has done nothing to deserve her fame.
I write a lot of stories, imagine a lot of shows, can make plots, can make morals, and I get nothing in return: no credit, no job, no friend, no escape.
meanwhile, Moo Deng is already set for life, because she... what the hell did she even do? be a hippo? be born?
her being famous is just proof that we are still judging people based on their outsides. between her and Fiona, I've half a mind to ask: did hippopotami become the dominant species without telling me? is that why humans aren't allowed to have money anymore? why does an animal get to be special when all she ever did was not die?
we shouldn't be giving more adulation to those who did nothing than to those who have the ability to do something.
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the-new-mr-imagin8ion · 1 month ago
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How patient people think time works
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the-new-mr-imagin8ion · 2 months ago
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Serious tip for all runaways:
Run away in October.
You can use trick-or-treating as an excuse to meet new people, spend the month of November getting to know your new friends and narrowing them down, and use the cold of December to see who's willing to invite you into their home.
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