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POST APOCALYPTIC BOOKWORM: nothing like curling up in a cozy corner in your corrugated scrap metal shack with a good book and a warm cup of rat juices during an acid rain storm
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NICE HELMET.ILL USE IT TO SERVE DIP
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White Baby has released an apology statement
#txt#fave#white baby#you cant be talking like that white baby#apology#apology video#apology statement
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when i was a kid we only had windows 95 and we had to sharpen the points of our mouse cursors with pocket knives to make them precise enough to click things reliably
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There's a gap in my resume because for two years I was serving ruinous powers
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A loanword is a word taken from another language, such as ‘angst’ or ‘tsunami’ or ‘calque’. A calque is a literal translation of a word from another language, such as rhinestone (from French caillou du Rhine) or blueblood (from Spanish sangre azul) or loanword (from German lehnwort).
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i need to train in a temple for 50 years bye
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this too shall pass
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ah yes they call me “No Queue” Jones because I post everything I reblog at once with no breaks in between and then vanish into the night for extended periods of inactivity
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[enters my own room] damn bitch you live like this?
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Clumsiness is the fucking worst moe trait of you ment a bitch that kept dropping shit you'd fucking hate her
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did you hear mark zuckerberg renamed facebook to ligma
#fave#undescribed#ligma#deliberately missing the point#subverted#facebook#wrong answer#mark zuckerberg
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lots of stories about being possessed by demons and forced to do evil things against your will, not many about being possessed by angels and forced to do good things against your will
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guy who conceives of every doorway he walks through as entering something and never exiting and he constantly feels like he is proceeding deeper and wishing he could get back to the start
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hi
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