#~hotpocket

[napoleondidthat]

“Ah! Finally my HotPocket is ready!”

[blvk-knxght]

only reason ill go to ur home

[jacenotjason]

Hehe

THAT IS THE GREATEST THIGN EVER

this is exactly what i needed i just spedrun an essay ohmygod thank you so much

[consistencydotcom]

this is my contribution to muppet society uppon the new trailer

[gemsofgreece]

Hello.

I come from @alatismeni-theitsa 's blog from a question.

Is it true that you have an ancient greece clothing masterpost?

Because I wanted to make a design for a character based on the clothing from any of these eras.

But since in this case I realized that I wanted to take a couple of creative liberties (is almost like ancient greece meets steampunk lol) I wanted to have a proper idea of what to do before I even attempt to wing it and end up with a cringeworthy and even insulting piece.

Soooo... Do you think you could help me?

Hi! Actually I do not have an Ancient Greek clothing masterpost. I have an extensive post (wouldn't call it a masterpost though) about Byzantine Greek clothing, maybe that's what @alatismeni-theitsa remembered. Linking it here for good measure.

As for ancient clothing, I have sporadically answered a couple relevant asks.

Ancient clothing for winter

Large post mostly about the hem length of women's attires (but it's both for modern and ancient)

General ancient Greek beauty standards

A bit more about the attires of the Archaic and Classical period plus about the little known kalyptra veil

That's all I've got.

As for what could make it an insulting piece: Given that you are going for an entirely fantastical concept, steampunk meets Ancient Greece, I don't think it can be insulting as there is nothing dubious about combining two eras that are 2000 years apart (industrial revolution and ancient Greece), it's pure straightforward fantasy, nothing shady, I assume everyone will be able to figure this out. But maybe just combine Grecian fashion elements only with the goggles and the machinery and whatnot, as opposed to combining, say, Victorian corsets and laces and boots with Greek chitons, because then there would be questions as to why Greek historical fashion appears anglicized or vice versa. I guess. It could still work but it would need a solid backstory for the character and to what led them to this unlikely mix. As for potentially mixing different Greek era clothes (intentionally or accidentally), honestly I don't see an issue with this because I mean one garment is Greek and the other is also Greek, like, I don't see a problem there. It would be anachronistic but, well, it's fantasy, of course it's anachronistic. That's my reasoning, I don't guarantee everyone thinks like me but I don't think there would be anything controversial in your art. The fact alone that you are asking what to not do shows that you don't intend to do something offensive. Just don't bend or appropriate the ethnicity, that's all.

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

My mom has been going through some weird fucking dreams throughout the years. It seems mandatory that she suffers from a weird dream or even sleep paralysis at least once a year.

This year my mom had a dream that she was seeing my dogs play with something through the window and she tried to shoo that thing off and then she realized that the dogs were playing with HUGE black raven.

And then she woke up. BUT IT DOESN'T END THERE!

She wakes up and she says that she starts to smell sulfur around, so she grabs her phone and she sees the hour...

IT WAS 3 A.M.

Next day, she asks me if I smelled sulfur yesterday's night, I told her no. So yeah the devil may have visited her and her only...

Make that of what you will.

your mom might not be your mom for long get the church on standby

[chewablepebbles]

Freezing soup is such a winner. Every time I make homemade bread I always want curry butternut soup to dip it in and I don't want to make it because it's a pain in the ass, but that's okay, I'm secured, I've got a huge batch in the freezer from February that I've been mooching off of this whole ass year.

[generation-fucked-nostalgia]

Was there something that during your childhood other adults made you believe? I got two things:

1. They (uncles and mom) made me believe that BEAR GRYLLS was Sportacus, my clown ass believed that for years when the show isn't even american 😭🤡

2. My aunt once told me that if I ever dared to sleep alone, some goblins were gonna kidnap me in the middle of the night and this fear stayed with me until I was 13 at least (thanks, auntie...)

Sheesh that's wild, not the goblins omg 😭

I racked my brain for a bit but I can't think of anything any adults made me believe as a kid, except maybe lettingme believe in magic for a while. I didn't grow up in a Christian household so there were no tales of Santa or the Easter Bunny for me.

Your responses have me curious now: what things did everyone else's adults make them believe as kids?

[i-give-u--art]

you know when people die at there funeral people talk about how great they were or how they were an amazing person or how they could light up a room, or how they were enough and how they were a good person, and about how much they were loved.

Maybe if we told people that stuff while they were still alive they wouldn’t kill themselves trying to prove it.

[jetcat-14]

Ever think Raven Leader comes home form Work just to walk in the door and Victrola has set up a maze and the only way for Raven Leader to sleep is to get though the Maze.

[yummy-teeth]

hey guys i am back (sorry if i star to post too much oops) i doodled my super awesome roblox avatr of steven,, it;s very great and very detailed

[rad-neto]

i haven't drawn my da:o protagonist in awhile. hotpocket cousland i've missed you 🥺

[swagging-back-to]

i would kill anyone for a gluten free vegan hot pocket

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

Girlie, I know you made the spooky stories post a while ago but I wanted to share mine now that is Halloween. Can I?

This happened in 2021.

It was Wednesday night around 11/11:30p.m and I was wide awake (this is important to the story) but trying to sleep. The dog started barking at some lights outside and then I hear my uncle calling him to go out.

I faked being asleep because I knew mom would yell at me. I see my mom leaving the bed to get the dog out, I hear the couch being moved (since we had no decent lock, we used the couch as safety barrier), the door being opened and the dog leaving.

HERE COMES THE WICKED PART!

Fast forward to Thursday night and all of us three were talking about who let the dog out: Auntie said it wasn't her since she was deep asleep. Mom said it wasn't her but she swore it was ME who got up and got the dog out.

I told my mom she was talking bs because I saw her getting up and taking the dog out. It couldn't have been me because I was aware of the whole thing and also I was faking being asleep!

My uncle is out watering the plants and we ask him if he saw who got the dog out yesterday's night... He said that he only heard the couch being moved and the door being opened but didn't see anyone getting the dog out and then he heard the door closing and the couch being placed against the door again.

Bruh... We. Were. TRI-PPING!

Ok so, to give you context how my room is shaped:

Mom's bed is on the far right side of the room, there was a couch, and as it's not too wide, that leaves a small gap between the wall and the couch for her to see stuff but when she has to get up, she drags herself out of the very front of the bed and walks to the door avoiding the couch.

With that being said, I remembered that she got out of the bed and that would be normal if it wasn't because I see her walking through the fucking gap! She did not take the usual route! And she got up so alarmingly smooth it almost didn't seem human.

Anyways, we neded up saying it was sleepwalking, but whenever the topic casually comes up, she still swears it was me who got the dog out.

maybe the dog let itself out

[emi1y]

ive needed to go to the grocery store for like two weeks now but i havent becayse i have no idea what to get but my diet is getting worse and worse as theres less and less food around the house so im ?? what are foods that people eat what does a normal person buy at the store help..........

[imwritesometimes]

calls out of work with a severe case of *gestures vaguely at my life*