#I feel like a cat turd someone re-heated in a hotpocket crisper
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calls out of work with a severe case of *gestures vaguely at my life*
#truly it is a palpatine in the makeup chair dot jpg day folks#I feel like a cat turd someone re-heated in a hotpocket crisper#leave me here to succumb to the general what the fuckery that is summer with reverse seasonal affective disorder#I am only half kidding abt that by the way like. my mental health is never worse than in the summer. it is never prodded into hyper drive b#fall or winter. I don't need one of those sunshine lamps. I need 24/7 free AC I can run at 70 degrees and for the sun to go back to setting#at 4pm#I need the sun to just fuckin chill. I need to be able to sleep. I need for the cat to not throw up any more bugs.#I need for my left calf to un-cramp . I need to stop feeling like life is torment and I will forever be a weirdo shut in with no friends#or life or anything to offer the world in general#I am tired. to the core of my very soul I am tired.#and now that I've Overshared Far Too Much in the Tags (tm) I'm going to launch a steam game and zone out until my outdoor bug spray shit#gets delivered and I have to go play dale gribble out in the yard 🙃#erin explains it all
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