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To Victor's Mother:
Hello you fat gold digger. How's your day going? Sh*tty I hope.
Now I've heard that you own a golden toilet. Well I have some bad news for you. That toilet was actually used in a huge crime ring and you may be expecting the FDI to break into your house so.... I advised for you to get rid of it before they get there.
Ok bye!
Cuddlepile
Nell: [spluttering] I -- you -- how dare you speak to me in such a rude and crass manner! I will have you know that I was just yesterday having lunch with Lady Kingsleigh, and she said --
Victor: [in a whisper] She's, um, going to be like this for quite some time, I'm afraid. [pause] W-was the toilet really involved in crime somehow, or were you just trying to set her off?
#toonsisters#~M: I want some questions! now! (ask)#~V: Cuddlepile#~T: Running Headlong Into The Bullshit#crime gold toilet#~C: Victor Van Dort#~C: Other#((Nell doesn't get a tag because she's not on here often enough#and we don't like her#but yes you have set off the beast toonsisters#hope you don't mind her going off like this for a good fifteen minutes :p))#~M: with this hand I will lift your queue
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Whoever conceived and animated this moment, I hope they're doing well and thriving. This is S-rank romance stuff here.
#the ship overall is C to A tier#but it's things like THIS that push it up toward the A#titan ae#titan a.e.#cale#akima#it just...#starts with them chilling together being comfortable in each other's space#that would be enough that's a point there#then she goes and HANDS HIM THE SANDWICH SHE'S EATING#sharing their food#that's another one#and she does it because his hands are busy so he can't feed himself#so that's a third point#and she does it WITHOUT LOOKING AT HIM which is a FOURTH point#and he bites into it without request or invitation so that's a FIFTH point#and then he TAKES THE WHOLE SANDWICH AND GULPS IT DOWN LIKE A LIZARD#which is a SIXTH point#and jumps it up to SEVEN because she pulls her fingers free and finally looks at him and yells at him#IT'S A SEVEN-POINT ROMANCE COMBO#do you know how utterly rare those are?#those are generally earned through KISS scenes where the hands move and the heads touch and maybe there's a spin#they achieved a seven-point romance combo by SHARING A SANDWICH#fixing machines and sharing lunch URRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHH
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BORN TO FAIL - A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG FANZINE
a look into the thoughts, futures, and failures of a select few sonic robots. what lives to they build for themselves, and how do they learn to live in the first place?
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#i am normal about characters .#this zine is made specifically for me and maybe like 10-20 other freaks that are just as crazy about these C-list sonic characters#fern's sketchbook#sth#sonic the hedgehog#god. ok bear with me as i tag characters#metal sonic#e-123 omega#gemerl#emerl the gizoid#amy rose#sage the ai#belle the tinkerer#shard the metal sonic#nicole the holo lynx#GOOD ENOUGH#eyestrain#born to fail#metal
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Despite Danny's best efforts, no matter how much time past, Amity Park refused to see Phantom as a hero.
Sure, there were pockets of support, particularly among teens, but most of the town blames Phantom for the property damage, saying if he didn't fight the ghosts then it wouldn't be so bad, to that time he got mind controlled by Freakshow and "attacked" the mayor. It wears him down. It wears Tucker and Sam down. Jazz can only try to support them all.
Then one day, a member of the Justice League visits. Someone minor, and kinda a jerk... maybe a Wonder Twin? Zan? Whatever. They don't investigate; they don't look deeper. They listen to the town folks and declare the ghost hunters, Red Huntress and the Fentons, to be the official heroes of the town.
Worse? Danny Phantom is officially considered a villain to the Justice League. Tuck hacks into the Watchtower and confirms that they have a file (a heavily inaccurate file) about how to defeat Phantom.
Danny doesn't think he can do this anymore.
A few weeks later, a young villain escapes into Amity and demands (begs) that Danny help them escape from the hero after them. No idea who, I can't find a lot of info on teen villains in DC, so let's fudge some ages and make it Kyd Wyckyd from the Teen Titans cartoon. Danny agrees, because to hell with the Justice Losers, and they defeat the hero, becoming friends in the process. Kyd confesses that they became a villain after being ostracized bc of how they look, and they've been trying to avoid villain organizations because HIVE was abusive, but it's really hard to be a villain alone bc of all the heroes.
Sam gets an idea. Tucker agrees with the idea. Jazz is just happy they'll end up making friends.
The next day, the Teen Villain Alliance is formed, ready to assist with any teenage illegal shenanigans their allies might get into.
Some notes:
It's created to be a healthier option for teen "villains" to connect with others and support each other.
It's more important that this is for Teens rather than Villains. They're tired of adult villains taking advantage of them. The TVA would rather ally with a teen vigilante than with an adult villain.
Again, no idea who the teen villains are, but Klarion is definitely here. He leaves the Light for the chaos of the TVA. Maybe Ember is there too?
Timeline wise, this is around when Tim is still Robin, but Damien has arrived at Wayne Manor.
This is because, when it comes time to try to infiltrate the TVA, they'll have a convenient child-assassin who has none of the monitors of a teen hero that Phantom immediately picks up on.
Damien, who at this point has been abandoned by his mother, dismissed and scolded by his father, and has had no success at carving his own place in the family, jumps at the chance. He is then surrounded by peers who don't insult him or try to change his behavior (too much; jazz is trying to help him find healthier methods of expressing himself). He... might not want to continue being a spy.
Danny, Sam, Tuck, and Jazz are the founding members.
Danny reinvents himself as the High Prince of the Infinite, Prince Phantom Dark. He got kingship from fighting Pariah Dark, but since he's still alive, he's only a prince. He steals the last name Dark as an intimidation tatic against those in the know; only Danny would have the balls to claim family with Pariah.
Sam works as a powerless villain, but she might no be powerless? Either way, Danny gives her a bunch of repurposed Fenton tech, and she buys the rest with her parents credit card. She does NOT care if that's traced back to the Mansons. She would choose something goth, maybe something spider related or even bat?
I love Pharaoh Tucker, so I think he should get magic powers? Since pharaohs of old were considered the balance between the real and the divine. He's still a tech guy, now he's a tech and magic guy.
Jazz isn't really a villain, more of a team mom who's planning on using everyone's psyche's as her thesis paper. You know what, that's her callsign, she's Psyche. Sometimes she flirts with Nightwing.
#dc x dp#villain!everlasting trio#dcxdp#villain danny phantom#teen villain alliance#c: danny fenton#c: sam manson#c: tucker foley#c: jazz fenton#c: kyd wyckyd#c: klarion the witch boy#c: batfamily#c: damien wayne#they don't have an agenda like most villain team ups#they're there to support each other commit crimes and play pranks on the justice losers#dp x dc#dp crossover#dc crossover
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December Art
#linkeduniverse#creator content#artworks#this isn't even close to all their stuff#warriors was tough b/c a lot of his stuff is already references to other Loz items#Hyrule literally carrying around a ladder and a raft
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real talk having the 2nd worst new years eve yet 🤢🤢🤢 (throat infection, twisted neck, banged-about-foot, ego AND the rest o' me all bruised like misjuggled peaches 🍑🍑🍑)
im bent outa shape and suspectin the universe owes me 8 buck if anyone wannsa chip in
#yes the 🍑🍑🍑was just an excuse to shove ass emojis in your face i'm only (occasionally. allegedly) human#now ask me about my FIRST worst new year eve. it involves wizards and portals and elaborate lies i make up on the spot#SAD REAL TALK <STARTS>:#also made the mistake of reaching out to my mom post-xmas#like what kind of c-ptsd NOOB does that. what kinda chronic holiday trauma survivor NOVICE??? embarrassing#THE SEDUCTIVE FALSE HOPE OF NOSTALGIA WILL LURE YOU IN EVERY TIME#'oh but maybe they won't disappoint me. but maybe they won't rip my heart out this time'#sweetheart that's your dear sweet inner child's yearning for what never was or will be. BEAT IT BACK WITH A STICK!#SAD REAL TALK <ENDS>#....back to that part where i talked about being bent out of shape#if anyone w/ metalwork skills wants ta take a blowtorch & hammer & tongs & have at... I'm open to experimentation is all im sayin#in lieu of that i would also welcome someone buying me a sandwich. i am. so sore.#(metaphysically sore but also the other more urgent im-at-my-daily-NSAIDs-limit kinda sore)#(hence: sanwimch)#...i got so sleepy writing this i started imagining the astonishing hedonism#of stroking a freshly grilled cheese-dripping sandwhich across my body like a loofah#the soothingness of the gooey warm near liquid cheese. the vaguely spongelike quality of toasted sourdough slice.#look i didn't imagine it on PURPOSE it just came to me like a vision like a threat#like one of those weird mens locker room ads where the sportsball is watermelon??? u know the one#where there's nudity & food & homoerotica & hot steaming showers in the background and STILL the overall effect is more offputting than sex#look i have a throat infection. i can barely swallow. i'm sipping chocolate milk to survive and i'm NOT EVEN ENJOYING IT. each drop is agon#(opposite side of the Tantalus spectrum but i'm suffering more than he has in 3.5 thousand years)#i'm dehydrated. barely conscious. electrolytes are circling down the drain. doctors should be incubating me w/ capri sun straws right now.#I GET A PASS ON THESE TAGS#i don't know what i wrote! and i don't stand by it! and you can't make me read em!!!
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something about being alive, despite all of it, because all of it
#something is Happening. 2 me#mcyt#dsmp#dream smp#c!tommy#c!tubbo#clingyduo#something about them finding each other in the rubble of the nuke explosion and realizing that they r both alive. idk#this style. hurts me so bad bro#tommyinnit#tommyinnit fanart#tubbo fanart#not ship art. they are the original best friends they invented it#my art#tommy innit#tubbo underscore
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My 2020 hyperfixation may yave came back a tini tiny bit ITS THE BOYS
#my art#c!tommy#tommyinnit#tubbo#ranboo#dsmp fanart#dsmp#hii wilbur and other problematic dsmp people supporters dni plsss tyyy#clingy duo#bee duo#bench trio#allium duo
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Fwoom (intimidatingly)
#fan art#artists on tumblr#star wars fanart#star wars: the clone wars#darth maul#Crimson Dawn#ganglord Maul#My friends that tag is canon#what a time to be alive#Maul’s true calling is to scare hundreds of other scary people into some kind of order b/c it’s just more convenient for him personally#And then throw a secret fit about no one being able to throw down with him properly (which would make anyone a bit blue surely)#And then remember Kenobi exists and have another less subtle fit re: the injustice of being unable to immediately DeStroy the Kenobi#Before settling back into being terrifyingly snobbishly competent starting with making himself a cup of SPOICY tea#Like an aggrieved Victorian socialite
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playing with their hair (for jean from maddie <3)
Jean glances over her shoulder with a grin as she feels fingers in her hair again. "Hey there, Maddie. Decided to comb it out for me again?"
#offwithhxrhead#~M: I want some questions! now! (ask)#~V: Marie Multipack#~T: Somewhere In New York#physical trait prompts#Maddie the human comb#~C: Other#((time for cuteness I hope :) ))#~M: with this hand I will lift your queue
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You watch him hem and haw over answering, feet shifting, same beat up black shoes, scuffing the gravel, cape swishing behind him in a one-two step. The halo of his hair, bleached eery white in the street lamp, how the light never seems to catch the rim of his shades. You missed this, you think. The bits of him that are so unsettlingly inhuman, how he's so close to you, but just far enough that you couldn't reach to touch. - Metempsychosis
#dave strider#bro strider#homestuck#homestuck fanart#hi here is my official pitch 2 get yall 2 read this fic#its good#dave n bros interactions in this are just.................... so good and painful............................ :')c#<3#my art#art#homestuck fanfiction#homestuck fanfic#there is a good chance ill do more art based on this fic.................. and their other one(the run and go)
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"how do you enjoy *insert fandom here* I hear they're the worst"
Find the ppl who enjoy the thing you like the way you do. Ignore, mute or block the ppl who don't.
Ta-Da~
#literally just unfollowed someone posting petty snark about choices ppl made in game#their good taste in fanart isn't worth their superiority complex that THEY made BETTER CHOICES or whatever#been doing this since I was in Sailor Moon way back when#It helps a ton for Dragon age as well#and a MILLION PERCENT what I do for CR lol#I just thought adding the veil here was funny#b/c you do lose some of the magic#but at least your life isn't MISERABLE#No fandom is better than being among bad fandom TRUST me#and much like me in my own fandom space this probably will give me and 5 other ppl a chuckle XD
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NPMD Tarot - The World
Others from the series: The Hierophant, The Lovers, The Devil, The Star, Strength
#starkid#hatchetfield#wiggog y'wrath#lords in black#nerdy prudes must die#the guy who didn't like musicals#black friday#npmd#tgwdlm#fanart#my art#tarot card#school stuff#uken#jon matteson#FINAL CARD!! :DD#very straightforward in its mirroring of the original composition c: bit overly detailed compared to the other pieces but oh well~#1000#woo!! that only happened like three times before THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH!! 🥺💕
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dancing lessons! have to pass the time at camp somehow 💃
#dragon age#dao#zevran arainai#alistair theirin#morrigan#leliana#ailill mahariel#my ocs#my art#this started w just the zev drawing. what happened#what happened was i had an idea for leli and then ofc i had to do the other two#it took me like two months to think of one for morrigan that felt remotely ic#i mean idk its remotely ic that she would dance in front of the others at all#but i wanted to draw her :)c#and unfortunately for her she cares him
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fellas is it gay to say "i wanna smash you" to your teammate in public?
#they surpass fanfics#what's is wrong with them?#no one would match each other's freaks like they do#charlos#carlos sainz jr#charles leclerc#f1#ferrari#carlos sainz#c2#scuderia ferrari#formula 1#c square#british gp 2024#silverstone 2024
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the narcissist fools himself
#IM GETTING A BAD GRADE IN POLYSHO WEEK WHICH IS NORMAL TO FEAR AND POSSIBLE TO ACHIEVE.#project sekai#pjsk#prsk#proseka#polysho#polysho week 2024#tsukasa tenma#emu otori#nene kusanagi#rui kamishiro#domt scroll dowm to when i pisted the sketch a year ago actually. should i delete that#Nah who give a fuck#They dont need to know that i drew this over a year ago and touched it up c all of my other drawings for this theme sre too ambitious#I cant draw a fucking merrygoround. Who am i kidding.#I posted this now so i can stop adding minute gradient maps to it for a 0.2 percent color difference. must sleep. farewell.#more polysho week to come. the day 5 prompt.. well. heh#also FUCK i want to do day 4 too bc i love the yokai theme but thats Today and i AAAAAHG ok stop itz GOONIGHT.#funny drawing for the guy that turned romeo and juliet into fortnite. stop crying and hop on duos
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