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[suffcring]

I just wanna tell the newer followers from the MCU fandom that I have been writing Darcy since 2012 -- originally on zapzaptasers, then zzapzzap, then zzapzzaptasers

she is literally almost not even the canon character anymore. I had a 616 AU for her years before she finally was introduced in Scarlet Witch.

I actively read comics from 2008-2015, and haven't really picked up much since, besides Wanda's current run. I gave away almost all of my single issues (five long boxes) to my friend's 17 year old son, with the exception of the full run of Hellblazer, Lobo and Lobo's Back, and Kaine's Scarlet Spider run. I wrote Kaine twice before, once with some success in 2013 where I got a shit ton of anon hate for not remembering every minute detail of a character who appeared off and on for twenty years, so now he's my own headcanon based version tied into a friend's AU MCU Peter (where Peter is suitably older ala 616 and not a child). What's the difference between my Kaine and canon 616 Kaine? Almost nothing. I just wanted to avoid criticism for not getting everything perfectly right.

I stopped watching every MCU thing that came out about two years ago when I was pissed about how Doc Strange 2 went about undoing Wandavision and I realized the tv shows are never going to matter to the larger storyline, which is a mess to begin with-- honestly, I've been frustrated with a lot of MCU for a long while, but that was really my last straw. Since then, I've only seen season 1 of Loki (and hated it), Antman3 (meh), Thor 4 (a masterpiece imo), both seasons of What If (also masterpieces), Black Panther 2 (I weeped) and most of Ms Marvel (but not The Marvels)

All this to say, I've been writing Darcy in weird crossovers or with my friends ocs almost exclusively for years and I've written Kaine almost not at all (Tagg wasn't joking when they said he appears less than Plushia). Marvel itself leaves something of a bad taste in my mouth these days, and I am continually frustrated by being followed by Marvel canons just to be ignored in favor of my buddy's Pietro.

I am largely a Ghost rp blog. That is just a fact.

BUT -- if you're interested in writing with Darcy or Kaine, even knowing all of this, you're welcome here! I am a plot-forward rp partner, come chat with me :)

Darcy is very headcanon based with an invisible mutation, and I'd love to chat about what we can do.

[zzapzzaptasers-a]

Darcy stop laughing during sexual encounters challenge

[kneeltoyourking]

me: I LOVE SHIPS

also me: has 0 ships on either oc blog and 2 ships on here that bring me so much joy and took a long time to slow burn develop and i love them

[fatummortem]

URL SONG CHALLENGE!

repost! don’t reblog!

F - Flesh by Simon Curtis // Fucked my way up to the top by Lana Del Rey -explicit

A - Allie X - Paper Love

T - Take it Personal - Go Periscope // Twisted Nerve - Bernard Herrmann

U - Uprising - Muse // Up in the Air - 30 Seconds to Mars

M - Madness - Muse

M - Mercenary - Panic! At The Disco

O - Outside - Tender

R - Rebal Yell - Billy Idol

T - The Real You - Three Days Grace // Thnks fr th Mmrs - Fall Out Boy

E - Emperor’s New Clothes - Panic! At The Disco

M - Maroon 5 - Lucky Strike

tagged by:  @deborahmorgna tagging: @wereallmuseshere, @earthtrembled, @cardshcrp, @bonesandbrimstone,  @zzapzzaptasers & whomever else c:

[zzapzzaptasersarchive]

character flaws & strengths ↳   bold what applies to your muse !! ↳   repost !! don’t reblog !! {Tagged by @theringisntthehero}

╳   flaws

moody | short-tempered | emotionally unstable |  whiny controlling  | conceited  | possessive |  paranoid  | lies impatient |  cowardly  | bitter |  selfish  |  power - hungry greedy |  lazy  | judgmental  |  forgetful  | impulsive spiteful |  stubborn |  sadistic  | petty  |  unlucky

♔   strengths

honest | trustworthy  | thoughtful  |  caring  | brave patient |  selfless | ambitious  |  tolerant |  lucky intelligent  |  confident  | focused  |  humble  |  generous merciful  |  observant |  wise  |  clever |  charming cheerful  | optimistic | decisive | adaptive |  calm

tagging: Whoever wants to do it!

[zzapzzaptasers]

meme: 🔞

Send 🔞 for a NSFW headcanon.

hi it's probably a little problematic (but Darcy is a lil problematic/I've always called her a fratboy/fuccboi in a woman's body) but Darcy's male partners??? making out with other men???? touching other men????

but coming home with her????

voyeurism to the extreme friendos

[pararosa-blog]

zzapzzap

[ He’s been standing in the same spot

in the same refrigerated aisle, staring

at the same container of yogurt for long

enough to start feeling chilled when

another shopper approaches. ]

         Hey, do you know--

         Can toddlers eat yogurt?

[thebadtimewolf]

+18

"Alright, let's hit the beach!"

[akihiro-daken1]

Groveling 101

He hesitated at the door, having come so far and yet not, perhaps, far enough.

His hand hovered over the woodgrain of the door, and he felt... damn it, it actually felt something. He stopped and adjusted his tie, almost nervously.

He should leave. Leave and never come back.

But Daken was rather well-known in certain circles for never ding what, in certain situations, what he should.

He knocked.

[zzapzzaptasers-a]

Darcy and sympathies for certain antagonists and villains--

As discussed before, Darcy is anti-military and anti-capitalist. It’s not a huuuuge part of her personality, like, say pacifism, but they are idealisms she upholds.

in this manner, Darcy is sympathetic towards the Flag Smashers up until they begin killing people outside of self defense. 

Darcy is also sympathetic towards MCU Zemo, but feels it’s outright diabolical and downright wrong to 1) take Bucky’s free will away 2) kill a lot of innocent people, including the king of a foreign country

Darcy has, in the past on this blog, been friendly and sympathetic, even loyal to a Doctor Doom. In some ways, I write her incredibly easy to manipulate by villains; simply instilling in her a sense of importance/value with them while also playing on her criticisms of the US and imperialism, her idealisms of equality and justice, can win her loyalty and Darcy is, above all else, loyal

The only exception to violence is Magneto -- Darcy doesn’t even know she’s a mutant, but she’s only ever stanned, frankly, and I’m not even sure she wouldn’t be a part of the Brotherhood if she knew she was a mutant. There’s a lot to unpack there, and it pulls a lot, for her, on shared Jewish trauma, but Darcy is and always has been hashtag magneto was right

[kneeltoyourking]

Okayy so wedding stuff ate my weekend. I’ll be here some tomorrow. I have work travel in the evening and will be writing at night bc I can’t sleep in weird places by myself.

[zzapzzaptasersarchive]

MUSE’S WORST TRAITS.

aggressive /   callous  /   cannibal   /   careless   /  compulsive   /   cowardly  /   domineering   / envious   / greedy  /   hypocritical   /   impatient /   impolite   /   incompetent   /   kidnapper   /   lazy   /  liar  /  materialistic   /   murderer   /   obsessive   /   overcritical  /   overemotional  /   patronizing   /  sarcastic   /  self - indulgent /   serial  killer   /   torturer   /  touchy   /   traitorous   /   unclean   / unpredictable  /  untidy /   vain   /   vengeful

Tagged by: @mutantleaderinthemaking

If u wanna do it, U DO IT FRIENDOS

[zzapzzaptasers]

Normal tag drop

[quicksilverjunior]

"you're hiding something from me" (AM I ANNOYING YOU YET? HUH? WHAT ABOUT NOW? TOMMYMUN HOW ABOUT NOW?)

“Yeah, society has a set of rules, Darcy,

             and I’m sorry, but no matter how much you beg for it,

I can’t take my cock out of my pants for you in public like this.”

[kissofmistletoe]

(( BALDR U BABY U SEEM ESPECIALLY MOPEY AND SAD AND FORLORN TODAY))

((BALDR’S JUST BABY CRYING BECAUSE HE’LL NEVER GET TO BE KING. HE DOESN’T EVEN WANT TO BE KING IT’S JUST THE PRINCIPLE OF IT. THOR’S A POOPY POOP WHO’S NOT EVEN OF FRIGGA’S BLOOD WHY DOES HE GET TO BE KING ALL BECAUSE A STOOPID LUMP OF METAL SAID SO))

[amagicspellandglasses]

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     Usually, Casey tried to avoid using magic in front of random civilians... but the situation had sort of made it necessary. As the portal that she had just thrown a demon through closed , she looked to the girl behind her. “Uh- You alright?”