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[zzapzzaptasers-a]

Darcy stop laughing during sexual encounters challenge

[kneeltoyourking]

me: I LOVE SHIPS

also me: has 0 ships on either oc blog and 2 ships on here that bring me so much joy and took a long time to slow burn develop and i love them

[fatummortem]

URL SONG CHALLENGE!

repost! don’t reblog!

F - Flesh by Simon Curtis // Fucked my way up to the top by Lana Del Rey -explicit

A - Allie X - Paper Love

T - Take it Personal - Go Periscope // Twisted Nerve - Bernard Herrmann

U - Uprising - Muse // Up in the Air - 30 Seconds to Mars

M - Madness - Muse

M - Mercenary - Panic! At The Disco

O - Outside - Tender

R - Rebal Yell - Billy Idol

T - The Real You - Three Days Grace // Thnks fr th Mmrs - Fall Out Boy

E - Emperor’s New Clothes - Panic! At The Disco

M - Maroon 5 - Lucky Strike

tagged by:  @deborahmorgna tagging: @wereallmuseshere, @earthtrembled, @cardshcrp, @bonesandbrimstone,  @zzapzzaptasers & whomever else c:

[zzapzzaptasersarchive]

character flaws & strengths ↳   bold what applies to your muse !! ↳   repost !! don’t reblog !! {Tagged by @theringisntthehero}

╳   flaws

moody | short-tempered | emotionally unstable |  whiny controlling  | conceited  | possessive |  paranoid  | lies impatient |  cowardly  | bitter |  selfish  |  power - hungry greedy |  lazy  | judgmental  |  forgetful  | impulsive spiteful |  stubborn |  sadistic  | petty  |  unlucky

♔   strengths

honest | trustworthy  | thoughtful  |  caring  | brave patient |  selfless | ambitious  |  tolerant |  lucky intelligent  |  confident  | focused  |  humble  |  generous merciful  |  observant |  wise  |  clever |  charming cheerful  | optimistic | decisive | adaptive |  calm

tagging: Whoever wants to do it!

[zzapzzaptasers]

meme: 🔞

Send 🔞 for a NSFW headcanon.

hi it's probably a little problematic (but Darcy is a lil problematic/I've always called her a fratboy/fuccboi in a woman's body) but Darcy's male partners??? making out with other men???? touching other men????

but coming home with her????

voyeurism to the extreme friendos

[pararosa-blog]

zzapzzap

[ He’s been standing in the same spot

in the same refrigerated aisle, staring

at the same container of yogurt for long

enough to start feeling chilled when

another shopper approaches. ]

         Hey, do you know--

         Can toddlers eat yogurt?

[thebadtimewolf]

+18

"Alright, let's hit the beach!"

[akihiro-daken1]

Groveling 101

He hesitated at the door, having come so far and yet not, perhaps, far enough.

His hand hovered over the woodgrain of the door, and he felt... damn it, it actually felt something. He stopped and adjusted his tie, almost nervously.

He should leave. Leave and never come back.

But Daken was rather well-known in certain circles for never ding what, in certain situations, what he should.

He knocked.

[zzapzzaptasers-a]

Darcy and sympathies for certain antagonists and villains--

As discussed before, Darcy is anti-military and anti-capitalist. It’s not a huuuuge part of her personality, like, say pacifism, but they are idealisms she upholds.

in this manner, Darcy is sympathetic towards the Flag Smashers up until they begin killing people outside of self defense. 

Darcy is also sympathetic towards MCU Zemo, but feels it’s outright diabolical and downright wrong to 1) take Bucky’s free will away 2) kill a lot of innocent people, including the king of a foreign country

Darcy has, in the past on this blog, been friendly and sympathetic, even loyal to a Doctor Doom. In some ways, I write her incredibly easy to manipulate by villains; simply instilling in her a sense of importance/value with them while also playing on her criticisms of the US and imperialism, her idealisms of equality and justice, can win her loyalty and Darcy is, above all else, loyal

The only exception to violence is Magneto -- Darcy doesn’t even know she’s a mutant, but she’s only ever stanned, frankly, and I’m not even sure she wouldn’t be a part of the Brotherhood if she knew she was a mutant. There’s a lot to unpack there, and it pulls a lot, for her, on shared Jewish trauma, but Darcy is and always has been hashtag magneto was right

[kneeltoyourking]

Okayy so wedding stuff ate my weekend. I’ll be here some tomorrow. I have work travel in the evening and will be writing at night bc I can’t sleep in weird places by myself.

[zzapzzaptasersarchive]

MUSE’S WORST TRAITS.

aggressive /   callous  /   cannibal   /   careless   /  compulsive   /   cowardly  /   domineering   / envious   / greedy  /   hypocritical   /   impatient /   impolite   /   incompetent   /   kidnapper   /   lazy   /  liar  /  materialistic   /   murderer   /   obsessive   /   overcritical  /   overemotional  /   patronizing   /  sarcastic   /  self - indulgent /   serial  killer   /   torturer   /  touchy   /   traitorous   /   unclean   / unpredictable  /  untidy /   vain   /   vengeful

Tagged by: @mutantleaderinthemaking

If u wanna do it, U DO IT FRIENDOS

[zzapzzaptasers]

Normal tag drop

[quicksilverjunior]

"you're hiding something from me" (AM I ANNOYING YOU YET? HUH? WHAT ABOUT NOW? TOMMYMUN HOW ABOUT NOW?)

“Yeah, society has a set of rules, Darcy,

             and I’m sorry, but no matter how much you beg for it,

I can’t take my cock out of my pants for you in public like this.”

[kissofmistletoe]

(( BALDR U BABY U SEEM ESPECIALLY MOPEY AND SAD AND FORLORN TODAY))

((BALDR’S JUST BABY CRYING BECAUSE HE’LL NEVER GET TO BE KING. HE DOESN’T EVEN WANT TO BE KING IT’S JUST THE PRINCIPLE OF IT. THOR’S A POOPY POOP WHO’S NOT EVEN OF FRIGGA’S BLOOD WHY DOES HE GET TO BE KING ALL BECAUSE A STOOPID LUMP OF METAL SAID SO))

[whyactlikeahuman]

[sms] BABY COME BACK [sms] U CAN BLAME IT ALL ON MEEEE ((yes hello abby I have missed u))

[text] I NEVER LEFT YOU, DARCYBRO. I WAS IN YOUR HEART, OR YOU WERE IN MINE, OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

[zzapzzaptasers-a]

Hi I wrote something in a disco rp with my friend’s 616 Pietro and it’s uhhh super important for Darcy re; her blatant and gross sexualization of men thanks

Has Darcy ever considered Pietro? Well, of course. She hates him, but even she can appreciate the unique angles of his face, the soft fall of silver hair, the fullness of his lower lip. And, as for hips? Darcy one true weakness in a man or woman or otherwise?

Pietro might as well have created the iliac furrow, colloquially referred to as the runner’s v.

Still, this spoke less of Pietro and more of Darcy’s tendency to sexualize any adult masculine being, a product of the unwanted attention she had attracted since she’d started growing tits in the fifth grade. It had begun as a defense mechanism, see, they can’t sexualize you if you analyze everything sexual about them first, take away their personhood and dispense them into two tidy piles of *would fuck* and *would not fuck*