#zosan hcs

[salty-says]

Zosan HCs

Fluff

- When Sanji is cooking Zoro likes to wrap his arms around Sanji’s waist and rest his head on his shoulder and gently falls asleep. His body moves with Sanji as Sanji makes his way around the galley. “Oi Marimo, you’re dragging me down.” Zoro just mumbles in response and snuggles closer to Sanji’s neck. Sanji then smiles and ruffles his hair.

- Zoro definitely loves Sanji’s slutty little waist (me too fr). Before they started dating Zoro was definitely intrigued by how small Sanji’s waist was. Anytime Zoro got a glimpse of it, his eyes would trail after it. Even during shower time, Zoro’s eyes would linger for a bit too long making Sanji land a kick to his head. When they officially started dating Zoro took every chance he could to wrap his hands around Sanji’s waist. (They fit perfectly around it).

- When they’re sleeping, before Sanji leaves to get breakfast started, Zoro will wake up a bit earlier to gently brush away Sanji’s hair and see both of those swirly eyebrows he loves. He’ll proceed to kiss his forehead and whisper how beautiful he is. Sometimes Sanji will wake up and see Zoro’s loving gaze on his, he’ll get flustered a bit, but Zoro loves it. They’ll share a short kiss and then Sanji is off to make breakfast.

- I love the Sanji has heterochromia headcanon. It holds such a special place in my heart. Zoro loves Sanji’s heterochromia, but Sanji doesn’t understand why. He’s hidden it with his bangs because his brother’s used to target him for his eyes. Zoro heals Sanji’s inner child every time he pulls away Sanji’s bangs and tells him how beautiful his eyes are. “God cook. I wanna cut these stupid bangs of yours so I can see these two pretty eyes of yours.” Sanji melts on the spot.

- Sanji and Zoro still have their silly little duels of course. But Sanji lands his kicks a little softer and Zoro tries extra carefully to not nic Sanji with his swords.

Angsty

- Zoro sometimes likes to show affection to Sanji physically as he likes to be touchy, but only with him. Sanji accepts cuddles, hugs, hand holding, and kissing. But hates being smothered as he feels suffocated. Once they were cuddling in bed and Zoro and him had a playful fight. Zoro tried to get the upper hand by wrapping his arms around Sanji’s head and squeezing. Sanji then starts to panic and fight against Zoro which only encourages Zoro to squeeze harder. Sanji feels like he’s 6 years old again stuck in the cell with that metal helmet on his head. He then will starts to struggle frantically against Zoro and scream a little in protest. Zoro finally understanding releases Sanji and sees tears running down his face. Zoro will then feel immediately bad and try to calm Sanji down apologizing. Sanji begins to sob and turns away from Zoro a little embarrassed. Zoro will then take the rest of the day to make it up to Sanji and Sanji finally tells him about his past and Zoro listens intently. He and Sanji talk it out and set boundaries.

- Zoro sometimes feels like he can’t protect Sanji, that he won’t be good enough for him. When a battle with some pesky pirates renders Sanji injured a little, Zoro completely blames himself and sits by Sanji’s beside immensely apologizing but Sanji tells him that it’s okay and it’s only a minor sprain. “Stupid cook making me worry. Gosh why do you gotta scare me like that.”

[azuretiger]

Lord knows what happened to him. Probably let a woman beat the shit out of him or something.

Sanji is a good teacher and they get into it, but let the man bitch.

ko-fi

[ichigoginchan]

zoro our pure boy

[lonelysatoru]

random straw hat tweets pt2

[strawbubmint]

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final part! thank you all for enjoying my short and super self indulgent zosan comic :-)

[pinyeti]

honestly it warms my heart a little how much laws gone through and how he's still a little nerd boy who loves germa comics and ninjas and as a 26 year old ex warlord captain he's enchanted mid fight I just know he collects action figurines and I just know he'd play world of warcraft after his 19 hour shifts at the hospital and I just know hes sitting there at his work desk joining the call where his unemployed acquaintance luffy introduces him to the rest of the psychos I just know he volunteers at orphanages and pet shelters and he's got a little journal where he notes down lines from books he thinks corazon would enjoy

[somanywips]

Zoro sometimes says the most romantic shit out of the blue. And he doesn't even do it on purpose!!!! He's completely oblivious about it being romantic and he's saying stuff like "I would rather break my swords than lose you cook" or "I don't care about getting lost cause I'll always find my way back to you" and Sanji always. Always. Gets so flustered that he makes Chopper scared about him having a fever, he becomes a babbling mess, because while saying sweet things or being flirty is basically a personality trait for him, accepting that people are reciprocating the flirting is whole beast. So he always gets flustered, and also kicks Zoro to the middle of the ocean.

[suguruuuuu-chan]

Zosan hc- drunk Sanji ignores the ladies and cuddles into Zoro and sits in his lap comfortably and leans into him. He's still complaining about stupid marimo but it's said with so much affection and its hard to take him seriously when he's mumbling it into Zoros tits, holding his alcohol in one hand, and getting distracted every other word.

Sanji always has NO recollection of it and if he does, refuses to acknowledge this. Zoro has been getting mixed signals for years (and then they snap at each other and go back to normal)

[phant0ma]

I love when fanfics write zoro to be the stinky one as opposed to sanji who smells of cologne and like. vanilla or smth

like while I think that sanji probably uses perfume/cologne there's no way that's all he smells like. he's literally a cook. I just fried smth in hot oil and u wouldn't believe the stench it leaves behind, I smell like fried chicken now 😭 and it's honestly not just frying. cooking in general usually leaves u smelling somewhat of food, especially seafood (which she cooks a lot of) and I imagine sanji probably uses soy sauce a lot to season which has a relatively strong scent too. as well as the fact that you sweat a LOT while cooking, particularly if you're always in a stupid suit/button up and dress pants. even if she showers twice daily there's no way it doesn't stick a lil bit 😭

zoro probably just smells sweaty, metallic and maybe like some kind of oil used for swords. that's it. I agree he probably smells sweatier (I don't believe that man uses cologne one bit. even deodorant might be a stretch) but worse than sanji? I'm not so sure.

honestly I'd say sanji's probably still better off but it's not as drastic. and I still love reading those fanfics so what do I know honestly LMAO

[spiralingemptyness]

trans fem sanji this, reg sanji that

ive solved the problem

✨gender fluid sanji✨

:)

[leafteaposts]

Headcanon abo au/omegaverse

Alphas roar like big cats, alphas chuff and can't purr. Their growls are deep and loud, made to intimidate and to a degree force submission from the person they may direct it to if they chose to lace it with alpha timbre. Only alphas can do this.

Zoro uses intimidation and timbre a lot when younger and is one of the reasons he gets the nickname demon of the east so quickly. The selected few who gain emperor's haki (if alphas) normally have unnaturally strong timbre. He has a terrifying roar.

Luffy has it too of course, but doesn't really use it at all. I think ASL never really used this when together, not even when fighting. Ace may have tried it when really angry, but the face Sabo made caused him to never want to use it again. Luffy's roar is so deep feral sounding (and does not match that scrawny body pre TS) it literally makes people that hear it turn in the other direction. He doesn't really like to use it as he doesn't like to scare people. But when fighting it simply is natural for him to growl, roar and snarl like the feral monkey beast he is.

Betas can purr, but it may not come naturally for them. They can sort of make a chuffing sound, but just like omegas their vocal range is limited. Their roar and growls are more alpha-like but not in the same vocal range.

Usopp's natural purr is very omega-like. He is skilled in intimidating alpha roars too. This is a little unique for a betas but he perfected his impressions of both aloha and omega in syrup village as he grew up. In fights he uses this to his advantage and to intimidate and throw off his opponents.

He can copy almost any sound, be it animals, human, mechanical or other. On the crew hd sometimes messes with Franky who searches Sunny for that creaky squeaky sound until he realises it is just Usopp messing with him. He also makes games for Luffy and chopper where they get to guess the sound he makes, when they guess right he lies and comes up with an outrageous alternative and weaves a story that distracts them from calling him out on his bs.

Omegas can't chuff, only purr. And they may not be able to roar in the volume like Alphas, but they roar/scream like pumas/mountain lions when agitated (and sometimes in heat.) You ever heard that sound? Chilling.

Sanji scares the living shit out of opponents when he lets out his roar. It's quite unusual for omegas to be fighters, but among pirates it's a little more common as they overall challenge the status quo. Sanji doesn't like to use his roar all that much as it always causes a reaction of "Black leg, you're an OMEGA?!?" He uses salves and scent muting band aids on his scent glands to hide his scent so not to give his position as an omega away.

[ichigoginchan]

they gave book to each other as a joke but they actually like it and reads it secretly gdsjdhs

Zoro: Here's a cookbook to improve your cooking, Shitty cook.

Sanji: I bet you can't read this book, Marimo.

[lonelysatoru]

[garden-bug]

My favourite thing is how Sanji’s whole thing in One Piece is being the straightest guy ever but according to fandom he’s closeted *insert like 12 things.*

And I literally love it of course he loves women too much.

And yeah he’s got a dynamic with Zoro that is so shippable.

It’s brilliant.

[fmlopla]

Sanji dissociating post-wci/post-wano and the crew has noticed and doesn’t know what to do but Zoro just goes over to him and yanks on his hair and immediately Sanji comes back to himself before launching a kick and fighting with Zoro.

[somanywips]

Zoro comes to learn, after years of living together and fighting besides eachother, that Sanji loves in a quiet way. The flirting and the worshiping he does is mostly part of a persona he puts up, and also to make the girls laugh. When Sanji's in love he's.... Softer, gentle. He didn't really notice at first, thought that both of them had just mellowed out as they grew older, but waking up to Sanji brushing the swordsman hair with his fingers, smiling that little smile he only has when he's really proud of something, Zoro realizes that Sanji's quiet love is something he couldn't live without.

(Nami: so, explain to me again how you didn't realize you were married to Sanji for the past uhh let me thiink fucking decade?!!!

Zoro: how was I supposed to know that?!!?

Nami: YOU SLEEP IN THE SAME BED! YOU STARTED WAKING EARLY TO MAKE HIM COFFEE AND KEEP HIM COMPANY!!

Zoro: THAT'S- okay, well, I just wanted to help him-

Nami: YOU KISS HIM. ON THE LIPS. WITH TONGUE.

Zoro: YOU DO THAT TO VIVI TOO! THAT'S JUST NORMAL NAKAMA STUFF

Nami: normal nakama- I'M MARRIED TO VIVI YOU FUCKING IDIOT

A little further from them, Sanji and Vivi are just sipping tea.

Sanji: so how long did it take for Nami to realize she was married to you?

Vivi: oh like 7 years, she thought we were best friends for at least 5 tho)