#zoolander hansel

[meep-meep-richie]

that hansel is so hot right now

[onone-san]

I’m so sorry

[uncreated-creation]

And the lord said "excuse me brah" and the devil said "you're excused, and I'm not your brah"

[legeebeeteequah]

Rewatching Night at the Museum

Owen Wilson is SO gender that it doesnt matter who you put him against, everybody be like ♡.♡

[mx-incognito]

okay but hear me out

[we-used-to-dream]

@paneratargaryen4312

[lokiinmediasideblog]

I really wish Disney/Marvel had the balls to make Sylkius cannon. Then I would be able to use the "If I had a cent for every time Owen Wilson played a character in a polycule, I would have two cents. Which is not much, but it's weird it's happened twice."

[cimacally]

omg omg are there people obsessed with Zoolander too please 🙏🙏🙏🙏

[--justaday]

It boggles my brain that Mobius and Hansel are the same person. I feel like I need a fic where they meet. It just needs to happen.

[meep-meep-richie]

´´ I care desperately about what I do. ´´

[2oolander]

personally i think zoolander (and 2oolander for that matter) could have each been at LEAST 30min shorter if they just shut the fuck up and kissed

[crashhole]

Oh! Hansel is Justice! They even gave him Adjustment’s mask and feathers in the sequel.

[castielsparkle]

Supernatural (2005)

[leresq]

Having Derek and Hansel parody the 2001 A Space Odyssey scene where the apes or whatever evolve after both of them just getting out of black/brownface is. A choice.

[fluffypotatey]

omfg so my siblings and i watched Zoolander for the first time today and it was so much fun and funny af

we also all agreed Derek and Hansel ended the movie in a relationship together because all evidence led to that conclusion

[dreamerimpossible]

How I wish I had Zoolander and Hansel on top of me, for God's sake.