#zoolander hansel

[meep-meep-richie]

that hansel is so hot right now

[ohnotagainnikole]

i've made this a million years ago

[rock-holmes]

dont think it dont say it

[swoopfish]

OK so me finding 2001 Owen Wilson hot was not necessarily the intended outcome of watching Zoolander for the first time but here we are

[mobius-m-mobius]

Shanghai Noon (2000) // Zoolander (2001)

[onone-san]

I’m so sorry

[legeebeeteequah]

Rewatching Night at the Museum

Owen Wilson is SO gender that it doesnt matter who you put him against, everybody be like ♡.♡

[uncreated-creation]

And the lord said "excuse me brah" and the devil said "you're excused, and I'm not your brah"

[wynsvre]

painting owen wilson as hansel... listening to my owen wilson playlist ... does it get any better than this

[we-used-to-dream]

@paneratargaryen4312

[lokiinmediasideblog]

I really wish Disney/Marvel had the balls to make Sylkius cannon. Then I would be able to use the "If I had a cent for every time Owen Wilson played a character in a polycule, I would have two cents. Which is not much, but it's weird it's happened twice."

[meep-meep-richie]

´´ I care desperately about what I do. ´´

[editfandom]

zoolander icons.

[--justaday]

It boggles my brain that Mobius and Hansel are the same person. I feel like I need a fic where they meet. It just needs to happen.

[2oolander]

personally i think zoolander (and 2oolander for that matter) could have each been at LEAST 30min shorter if they just shut the fuck up and kissed

[mobius-m-mobius]

Young, hot, brash. With more covers in his first year than any rookie model ever and an attitude that says, "Who cares? It's only fashion."

OWEN WILSON as HANSEL in ZOOLANDER (2001)