#hansel zoolander

[dreamerimpossible]

How I wish I had Zoolander and Hansel on top of me, for God's sake.

[not-sobasicbisexual]

"Who you tryna get crazy with, ese? Don't you know I'm Loki?"

-my mom 😭

[meep-meep-richie]

´´ I care desperately about what I do. ´´

[onone-san]

I’m so sorry

[uncreated-creation]

And the lord said "excuse me brah" and the devil said "you're excused, and I'm not your brah"

[cimacally]

omg omg are there people obsessed with Zoolander too please 🙏🙏🙏🙏

[legeebeeteequah]

Rewatching Night at the Museum

Owen Wilson is SO gender that it doesnt matter who you put him against, everybody be like ♡.♡

[mx-incognito]

okay but hear me out

[we-used-to-dream]

@paneratargaryen4312

[stewy]

from zoolander to severance... ben stiller i was not familiar with your game

[lokiinmediasideblog]

I really wish Disney/Marvel had the balls to make Sylkius cannon. Then I would be able to use the "If I had a cent for every time Owen Wilson played a character in a polycule, I would have two cents. Which is not much, but it's weird it's happened twice."

[crashhole]

Oh! Hansel is Justice! They even gave him Adjustment’s mask and feathers in the sequel.

[meep-meep-richie]

Will Ferrell is one of us

[--justaday]

It boggles my brain that Mobius and Hansel are the same person. I feel like I need a fic where they meet. It just needs to happen.

[2oolander]

personally i think zoolander (and 2oolander for that matter) could have each been at LEAST 30min shorter if they just shut the fuck up and kissed

[castielsparkle]

Supernatural (2005)