#as he should tho

[meep-meep-richie]

Will Ferrell is one of us

[neilsracquet]

neil when asked about the riko roast

[mochinomnoms]

They sell Takis in some shops in Australia too but they're crazy expensive(nearly x3 the price of normal chips)😭 it's crazy to me that you don't consider them very spicy I because I had it a few times and let's just say many tears were shed and many cups of water were drank... My brother who loves spicy food also agrees that they're not very spicy but he still loves the flavour so he gets them from time to time but he considers them to be a extra special super deluxe luxury treat so he barges into my room and shows them off whenever he gets some

Ooof, yeah not surprised places mark them up. It is spicy, just not in the way that I expect actual spicy food to taste? Still need water with it, but it's a different type of spicy if that makes sense. I love that your brother has to show it off to you when he gets them that's me with my friends and new makeup

[pvtchurch]

Wait I've never heard monty speak english

[jhughesangel]

bestie what tiktok are you talking about…

a girl said she matched with one of the hughes brothers on a dating app over the summer before she got into a relationship! and then she made another video saying it was luke!! nothing too serious since he is literally my boyfriend😁

[alesbianlarrystan]

i just KNOW louis is blocking people left and right on his burner cause ain't nobody calling his buzzcut baby ugly

[chaoticlandworlder]

Why do I get the feeling Alonso's fuming somewhere in the paddock

[spishidden]

As I scroll the internet looking for Hobie Brown references, lemme just say that the variety of pins you artists put on his vest is amazing. I see different ones everytime and they all look awesome.

It’s the same with the styling of his pants. I’ve seen those blue suspender looking things, chains, safety pins, m o r e belts, and it always ends looking just like smth Hobie would wear.

[brainfilehasstoppedworking]

Takaaki while opening his wallet: How much should I pay you back?

Taichi: Don't worry about it, I'm treating you!

Takaaki while looking at his empty wallet: *tears up in joy and looks up at Taichi* Really?

[chrissdollie]

LMFAOO "wait, they did??" immediate regret

let's just be honest, let's just bereal

pairing: chris sturniolo x fem!reader

summary: where chris' bereal goes off during sex

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whatever has been going on with chris lately, you have been all for it. he used to be this shy boy who liked to keep whatever was going on between you two private, but lately he didn't care about hiding any part of your relationship and you mean any part of it.

you both had just gotten back from being out with matt and nick and you two just couldn't keep your hands off of each other. chris' hair was all messed up and he had hickies on his neck and chest whereas you had them all over your tits and already had bad bruises forming on your thighs from where he had been holding them earlier. chris had your face pressed into the sheets, arms tied behind your back with the tie from his old prom suit and all that could be heard was the sound of his thighs hitting the back of yours and both of oyur moans. well, more like the whimpers coming from you.

chris saw his phone light up, the bereal notification going off and it gave him the best idea. well, he thought it was the best idea in the moment.

slowing down his thrusts, he leaned over to pick up his phone and you looked over your shoulder at him, "what are you doing, chris?"

chris responded with a sharp thrust and a slap to your already red ass, mumbling to be quiet. he started to pick up his pace again as he opened the app. he switched to the front camera first, making sure you could clearly see what he looked like. he couldn't help but smirk at his appearance; lips red and swollen, sweat on his forehead and chest, your lipstick smeared on his neck from where you left hickies. he thought it was the perfect picture. quickly snapping it, he tilted the phone down to you, making sure the shot was from your waist up and nothing else.

he discarded his phone and got back to work.

after getting both of you cleaned up and changed, you grabbed your phone and saw you had missed your bereal. opening the app, you posted a picture of your tv for the back camera and a picture of you and chris for the front one. what you weren't expecting to see from your boyfriends bereal was a very explicit picture.

"chris!" you yelled, shooting up from your position on the bed as you quickly looked through the reactions. alahna had reacted with her sipping her glass of wine while looking off to the side, trilly had reacted with his girlfriend covering his eyes, whereas nick reacted with a disgusted look on his face and matt reacted with wide eyes and his mouth open in a shocked face. nate's comment is what got both of yous to laugh. his comment said 'get that pussy bro' with a wink emoji.

"i cannot believe matt and nick saw that, that's so embarrassing."

"wait, they did?!"

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[gxtzeizm]

love how our local commentator is just ignoring that illegal "country" guy and just keep mentioning shah firdaus without give a single fuck about that other guy lollllll 🫡🫡🫡

[blackbatest]

my most controversial batman opinion to date

[keymintt]

a comic/zine about coyotes

[bacchuschucklefuck]

no more fan-ta-sizing about it! everything's already changed~

[falling-star-cygnus]

ONE HAND

LUCIFER GRABBED HIS WHOLE WAIST WITH ONE HAND