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nando161mando · 7 months ago

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religion-is-a-mental-illness · 2 years ago

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#Paul Kinsella #Easter #Halloween #zombie jesus #christianity #jesus christ #zombies #religion #religion is a mental illness

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sunwarmed-ash · 8 months ago

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Happy zombie jesus day from your favorite fag 💜💜💜

#queer #zombie jesus #genderqueer #bi pride #sunwarmed ash

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siriuslydandy · 8 months ago

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people on easter: hE is riSen !!!1 🐣🐰✝️

me:

#zombie jesus #easter

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pastellich · 8 months ago

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"You turned the day of my death into a public holiday?!

And you call it WHAT!?!"

#zombie jesus

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tabascostone · 8 months ago

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Happy Aftercare Saturday!

#Zombie Jesus #humor #art #Go in Christ #Not the last time he cries out to Daddy #He is rising #Don't forget to wash your hands

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the-bisexual-bitch · 8 months ago

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Happy Easter!!

Remember to sin for zombie Jesus!

#easter #jesus #zombie jesus

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larsmerch · 8 months ago

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Happy Easter / Bunny Egg Day / Zombie Day.

🌸🐰🐣🥚🧟‍♂️🧠

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the-blog-of-gog · 5 months ago

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(via "Zombie Jesus, I Am The Way, Undead Christ" Magnet for Sale by Burn-Ego)

#findyourthing #redbubble #zombie jesus #undead #funny #blasphamous #blasphemy #occult art #dark arts #undead christ #christ #rotting christ #he is risen #christos anesti #evil

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captainamerica-inmiddleearth · 8 months ago

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My Therapist:

Dickless zombie Jesus isn't real, he can't hurt you.

Dickless zombie Jesus:

#art #religion #jesus #religion jokes #zombie jesus

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religion-is-a-mental-illness · 1 year ago

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#Jesus and Mo #jesus christ #muhammad #prophet muhammad #halloween #zombie #zombie Jesus #serial killer #religion #islam #christianity #religion is a mental illness

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sighing-is-a-song · 1 year ago

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Are there any zombie movies about Jesus ??

bc I really think I’m on to something

#zombies #Jesus might have been a zombie!#zombie jesus #zombie movie #any good recommendations #not about zombie jesus #just good zombie movies

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shirawords · 2 years ago

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as Easter fast approaches i would like to take this moment to tell all my newer followers about the incredibly sacrilegious Easter Jesus zombie movie idea that my friends and i came up with freshman year of college

the basic premise is that Jesus rises from the dead every year at Easter and, as a reanimated dead guy (don’t start with me about the nature of the trinity ok), brings with him the zombie apocalypse

but since it’s Jesus who’s the zombie the movie protagonists can’t kill him normal ways and instead they have to sin as hard as possible so that enough sin will accumulate that Jesus will once again die for humanity’s sins and the zombie apocalypse will end

so the movie follows a group of weary Terry Pratchett-style atheists (they know Jesus exists, but they don’t *believe* in him as it’ll just encourage him) as they do as many Seven Deadly Sins as quickly and intensely as possible to put Jesus and his army of zombie Evangelicals (infected by taking Communion, the literal blood/body of zombie Christ) back down before they destroy society altogether

there are gory Wrath scenes and needlessly objectifying Lust scenes and they hire the chocolate guy to do gorgeously crafted Gluttony scenes and get some real good naps in for Sloth scenes etc etc

at the end, our heroes have managed to sin enough that Jesus dies again and his horde of Evangelical zombies become human again

that is, until next Easter, when Jesus will rise again.....

#credit to Teague and Matt for the Easter Jesus zombie movie idea #i capitalized the Christian words in this one because when im being incredibly sacrilegious its only proper to show that modicum of respect #think of this as a shitty c-list movie that gets played at 1am on like the syfy channel or whatever #it could include some sort of ritual Good Friday ceremony where the protagonists all get together to channel the power of the day Jesus died #its a really fun idea for a campy cheap effects gratuitous sex and violence slasher-type film ok #sorry Christians #i wish you all a meaningful and happy Easter #go have a good time attending church and collecting magic eggs laid by a rabbit #zombie Jesus #I spam

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endthedj · 2 years ago

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