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things that make me laugh harder than they should:

gifs made with terrible stationary parts

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stop telling me what not to draw. i do not care

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The Four Horsemen of Pattern Recognition:

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in absolute tears about the pride module at my work

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There’s a blind boy in one of my English teacher’s classes and last week our assignment was to write poetry about nature… this is what he turned in:

Roses are black

Violets are black

Everything is black

I can’t see.

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if a surgeon says you have to fast, you have to fast. end of story.

if a surgeon says your child has to fast, they have to fast. even if they are rreeeaaaallly hungry. even if they beg for food. even if they cry. even if they throw a tantrum. even if they scream for hours.

if a surgeon says you have to fast, you have to fast.

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no offense but you guys need to learn the difference between someone implying their experience is universal and a post simply just not being about you

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Americans giving Australians shit for calling a minor traffic accident a "prang" or a "bingle" as though "fender bender" is not the goofiest possible thing to call two cars crashing into each other. Like, at least the Aussie version doesn't rhyme!

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I want to be a house un-flipper. I want to buy expensive houses and make them look so shitty it devalues the entire neighbourhood