jjorbles
Selfhood of a Condescending Ape
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Brain droppings from an ex-preacher's kid turned depressed socialist massage therapist. (The preacher's kid was also depressed)
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jjorbles · 1 year ago
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2023 AWARD FOR INNOVATION AND EXCELLENCE IN THEIR FIELD
receipients:
hyena, for being the first kity to ever be pupy.
fox, for being the first pupy to ever be kity.
JOIN US NEXT YEAR
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jjorbles · 1 year ago
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jjorbles · 1 year ago
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Took a wrong turn somewhere
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jjorbles · 1 year ago
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THIS IS ME OMG
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Boy meets world is a comfort show for me. I guess it helps me fill a hole, I know I’ll never find someone who will stay with me forever kind of like Shawn Hunter I guess.
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jjorbles · 1 year ago
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So I finally commissioned art of my spidersona, & the amazingly talented @beckyhop-art made me this LOOK AT IT!! I give you...THE SARDONIC SPIDER-YEEN!!!!
(ofc I did a hyena theme, duh)
Thanks SO MUCH to Becky for this amazing piece, check out her stuff! https://beckyhop.carrd.co
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jjorbles · 2 years ago
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jjorbles · 2 years ago
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I hate the implication that the Spider-Man in our universe is the goddamn popsicle
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jjorbles · 2 years ago
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MY FAVOURITE FEMALE FRIENDSHIPS IN FILM › 20 / ∞
AMY & MOLLY   🧡 “You are the strongest, coolest, smartest, most stunningly gorgeous creature this high school and this Earth has ever seen.”
BOOKSMART (2019, dir. Olivia Wilde)
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jjorbles · 2 years ago
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SPIDER-MAN: ACROSS THE SPIDER-VERSE (2023)
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jjorbles · 2 years ago
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Reblog if you’re bisexual, support bisexual people or are actually a bunch of tiny velociraptors in a human suit
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jjorbles · 2 years ago
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jjorbles · 2 years ago
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That's your name, Will
SIR William Thatcher
Your father heard that
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jjorbles · 2 years ago
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it is pinup weather boys
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jjorbles · 2 years ago
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Thoughts on Clone High comparing cancel culture to the Scarlet Letter
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jjorbles · 2 years ago
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[hoarsely] is everyone ok
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