#zert

[weirdmarioenemies]

Name: Zert

Debut: Kid Icarus: Uprising

Zoinks! Zounds! This zany zesty zapper is Zert. What a thing Zert is! If you just read its name, you can probably tell you are in for something good, but would you expect something THIS good? I think I would, honestly, because the Uprising enemy designs go harder than diamonds.

Zert is immediately a very striking (tee hee!) design! The silhouette of a general cartoon tree, but with storm clouds in place of bushy leaves. And of course, those two yellow eyes that stare right through you! Its face reminds me of a robber fly, with those bulging eyes on either side of its head, and the pointy roots underneath like the fly's bristly mustache. Maybe those roots stick out every which way because of the electricity, like hair. Aieee! That's what you might say if you get zapped a minor degree.

Zert gained its electric abilities after being struck by lightning, but I'm not sure it was a NORMAL tree before this. Like, maybe it still had those wonderful freak eyes, but was otherwise a pretty standard tree. Maybe it used to scuttle on its roots like a crab instead of flying. Anyway, for its big attacks, Zert will split open to reveal some kind of magical crystal staff! What's the deal with that! That's not Plant. Is Zert a plant capable of tool use? So smart! Or maybe the crystal is made of Zert's own hardened sap? Wow... the power was inside all along!

I would also like to point out Pew Pew, a member of the Forces of Nature alongside Zert, for its rather similar appearance! I must assume these are closely related creatures, and maybe Zert had a similar style of mobile root before its Electrical Ascension.

Hey remember AR cards? This game loved AR cards. This means there is official Zert Merchandise! Hooray! I don't have it. Whimper. But that's ok! I am just happy it exists, and I am happy to think about funny Zert.

[purplepanda123]

HEHE

YIPEEE

[sirtotallynotatimetraveler]

Made some sprite sheets for Confection Castle!

Made some tweaks to the designs for some characters or completely redesigned some (For example, Uncle Candiesworth is now a cough drop, Gumther is now jello, and Granny was redesigned to look the part of a CEO's assistant). Some characters are completely original that you might be seeing for the first time here, and maybe I will expand more on their purpose in the AU later. Gonna make a part 2 for more sprites soon when I can!

And yes it's still canon that Teddy is transmasc.

[imagescuisantes]

Zerte

[oldsardens]

Adrian Zert - Love me. 2020

[justinandverra]

Us core:

(I'm short as hell in there...:'>)

The design is great but the problem is, I'm colour blind and I don't remember what the colour of your OC

[poumpatate]

Re: tags in recent post about you working at a bookstore

I volunteer at my local library and I absolutely LOVE handling the picture books. I have a strong fondness for them and love seeing the variety of art styles and subjects. It always makes my day pulling a childhood favorite for a patron who requested it on hold. Sometimes I wish I could have the whole section to myself so I can browse the books freely without judgement haha.

Got some to recommend? And what are some of your nostalgic favorites?

Yes! Sometimes I see parents looking for a book for the children with them and seeing a book from their own childhood and deciding on picking that one because it makes them nostalgic and they want to share their memories with the new generation... I love it

(Most of the time it's Chien Bleu by Nadja)

Also some picture books deal with such difficult subjects that sometimes as a seller I just don't know what to do with it, like, those are really niche subjects and I wish I could give them the opportunity to shine but the market is what it is, so we're lucky to have libraries to take care of them <3

I guess I grew up with very well known picture books that my mom chose for me, like The Three Robbers by Tomi Ungerer, Guess How Much I Love You by Sam McBratney or The Great Blueness and Other Predicaments by Arnold Lobel. Also lots of classic tales from the Père Castor collection.

For some modern picks, I absolutly love Matthew Forsythe's work with Pokko and the Drum (I adore frogs in picture books. I collect them.) and for the youngests I always go to Big Bear Hug by Nicholas Oldland. Olivier Tallec's squirrel is always hilarious. I love Stéphane-Yves Barroux's work, and would even advise adults to read them very seriously.

[azertud]

Nicha is always pretty chill when it comes to everything-related events.

Just figured I'd upload my stuff I am still proud of, here ^^

(Music used is Peace and Tranquility from A Hat in Time)

Anyway, have a good day !

[tomatoluvr69]

Now that my rib has healed and I am endurance swimming again and I’m still ~6 ft tall let me tell you the amount I have to feed myself on a premenstrual workout day would shock and appall bystanders I could clean out a small wedding buffet by myself and stop by a bakery for a cheeky zert on the way home. The smiths lyric “now I know how Joan of Arc felt” but instead of joan of arc it’s Michael Phelps

[alastair-1205]

Episode 19 reactions

Why is every version I find of this ep specifically noticeably shitty. Oh well

Aye its that one temple we see all the fucking time

ANOTHER FLASHBACK OK

Oh that’s fucking creepyyyyyy

Oh its the furry masks 

NO

WHAAAATTT

HOW OLD IS RAS????

Also that’s fucking sadistic 

Also also would explain the control chip thingy more 

Unless it’s like an ancestor? It sounds like a different guy 

Ok so it was ancestors 

Kinda weird that Ras doesn’t like dragons then…

Yea I’m not surprised they have their own agenda here lol. Ras probably suspects it too knowing him. Or maybee this was the one thing he overlooked

Old bitch

She swapped the books 100%

Called it

Waddup Wu

Oh Arin is so gonna interrogate that ghost 

Were there always monasteries in each realm or??? 

And why is this one the hub for them I wonder

COLE AND WU 

They are special to me <3

Oh that’s kinda morbid- 

Cole why are you that shocked man this is like the 5th time smth has been his fault lmao

They are not having a good time rn

So you can inhale the smoke-

The most vague advice ever lol

Poor Sora is talking at a wall rn 

OH YO THIS GUY! ZERT!

I like his voice :)

SO IT IS RACISM-

OH WIT THATS WUS VA ISNT IT

Since when does the stick have buttons??

Hey she kinda did it tho!

AYO SORA THAT LINE GOES HARD

I fucking love Robie man

That’s a lot of information being thrown around

Is it really that hard to believe Lloyd? 

At least he didn’t outright deny it

I hope he’s not distracted from helping Sora now 

OH NO

OH SORA YOU MAY HAVE JUST FUCKED US ALL

Even Robie knows it’s bullshit 

Is she fucking alive???

KAI AND BONZEL

Damnit Kai 

They are very stuck now. Congrats 

LLOYD BEING A GOOD MENTOR

Are they just gonna have to not have powers for a while then?? 

OBJECTION LMAO

Fuck yea wyfy get his ass 

SEE I KNEW THE EXTRA BOT WAS TO THROW OFF SUSPICION Im so smart 

HES FUCKING SHAKING LMAO

Aw now that’s just mean :(

This kids like 16/17 MAX bro 

Robie rn: Bitch are you fr-

That should not have worked but ok 

Oh this seasons ending on a cliffhanger isn’t it 

OH DAMN 

Ah so that’s why Ras is red now 

A WAY TO BRING BACK KAI 

Oh they’re gonna have to work with Ras aren’t they 

Poor fucking Jordana she didn’t sign up for all this 

WTF IS THAT

Cinder probably enjoys this tbh

[purplepanda123]

Zert x Jose (don't worry they are the same age)

[imagescuisantes]

[alther78]

@purplepanda123 @dokidobe @netuniark @aktaniganatishuko @ticklessolarballs @anniektheyoutuber digital Circus

IF THEY WERE THE AMAZING DIGITAL CIRCUS

Jax = zert

Ragatha = Charlice

Kinger = nepit

Gangle = aktani

Zooble = Justin

Pomni = Annie

Caine = alther

Bubble = no one (who should be bubble?)

Kaufmo = same like bubble no one (CAN ANYONE BE KAUFMO,BUBBLE and Sun too)

Moon = starky

Sun = NO ONE

[drunkchasind]

Faye 💛

By Zert

[gigglylover1]

*hugs you* hey there friend... I'm actually one of your friend who is scared to show himself, But DONT GIVE UP! TAKE ALL THE BREAK YOU NEED! WE ALL WOULD SUPPORT YOU, SO PLEASE! STAY STRONG STARFADE we are here for you

Ambik lah rehat yang cukup, kami takkan paksa awak starfade. Starfade awak boleh buat semua benda ni saya percayakan awak...

-untuk member/mutuals ku yang terbaik starfade/gigglylover

Bahasa/malay:

terima kasih banyak anon <3, ya saya semakin baik sejak itu berlaku dan perlahan-lahan kembali melukis seperti biasa semula. (ngl kenapa saya bekerja pada hari cuti-)

ini adalah hadiah untuk anda dan terutamanya untuk beberapa orang ⬇️

english:

thank you so much anon <3, yes I'm getting better since that happened and slowly getting back to painting normally again. (ngl why am I working in the holidays-)

This is a gift for you and especially for a few people ⬇️

thanks for @purplepanda123 @nas2203sillyblog and @voidthehuman for reblogging/comment to calm me down from that situation. So I gave you guys a gift that matched

The bandaids: (Zert and Montague's gift)

It means that even if it is small, it does heal me a little bit, just like a bandaid, it is small but it helps a little. It doesn't matter where the bandaid is on me, it healed me a little and it helped. <3

The bandage: (Void's gift)

Brother, you gave me an ENTIRE four paragraph comment essay debunking the problem- (I bet it can fit an entire page-) multiple bandaids is not even close to how much I wanted to give a thank you towards you- also notice that the bandage is wrapped around my torso? It resembles that not only it healed me but also healed my heart

Why is there some bandage/bandaid also on the anon?

Because everyone's lives will tip down steeper some day, nobody has the legitimate 'normal' life, there should be something that should change in the life. It does not mean I know what is going on in everyone's lives, I just know everyone will have to fight something some day.

(Useless information in my opinion- ↑)

My eye has the س because I am still healing from the panic I had, but if I never even send it or keep resisting to tell it in this blog, just who knows what would even happen if I never posted it?

I am on an actual summer break overseas back to my hometown so I have no excuse why I am still working in a vacay month-

So- it is not really a break, more like living again, and enjoying the rest of the holiday that I will not break it with work until there is a place that is reasonable-

Bahasa melayu/Malay:

Sekali lagi untuk anon, terima kasih banyak kerana menghantar ini dalam peti masuk saya, saya sangat menghargainya, kini tiba masanya untuk saya hidup semula <3

English:

Again for anon, thank you so much for sending this in my inbox, I really appreciate it, now it's time for me to live again <3