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lotr but nobody knows anything about the other races

Pippin thinks Legolas is a woman

Boromir is convinced that the hobbits are all 15 max

Everyone thinks that Merry and Pippin are twins, except for Legolas, who is convinced the hobbits are quadruplets

Sam thinks that Aragorn, Boromir and Legolas don't have to eat to survive

Legolas doesn't mention things he sees or hears because he thinks the others have noticed them to and just assumes they have a plan

Pippin complains that he is hungry and Legolas just gives him a handful of grass. Pippin is so confused that he just takes it, and now Legolas tries to figure out what hobbits can eat by just giving them random shit, like

Things the hobbits have accepted and likely eaten later (a list by legolas)

-Grass - Leaves

-Stones - a hair tie

-A feather - one of Gimli's shoes

The hobbits and Gimli just assume that this is what elves eat

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do u ever speak and hear ur own accent come out really strong and have a moment like "oh fuck, i really sound like that"

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look at the republican calendar and see which animal/plant/item is associated with your birthday ok. if you're born january 14 you get the day of the cat

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Sleeping Beauty (1959)

But if I know you, I know what you'll do, you'll love me at once, the way you did once upon a dream

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the thing abt the french neologisms to replace english words is that they hit gold exactly once with "courriel" and then 95% of all the rest are complete nonsense

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i don’t know. i’m barely a person. i just want to be kind and hold someone’s hand. eat an ice cream cone. stare at the lake. feel the sun on my skin. lay in the grass. run through a sprinkler. it’s so easy to forget life is supposed to feel like a deep breath and not a gasp

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discord server for silent video game protagonists

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Beetlejuice (1988) dir. Tim Burton

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Beetlejuice — 1988, dir. Tim Burton

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my most basic bitch film take is i really really love mamma mia like i know it's every vaguely annoying white millennial's favourite movie but through sheer happenstance i've seen it three times in the past two months and i have yet to get sick of it i still sing along and i still cry at the moments where i always cry. like sorry to say it's kind of a masterpiece in its niche

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Illustrations for East of the Sun and West of the Moon by Kay Nielsen

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A life without collecting trinkets is no life at all

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Days turned into weeks, weeks turned into months. And then, one not-so-very special day, I went to my typewriter, I sat down, and I wrote our story. A story about a time, a story about a place, a story about the people. But above all things, a story about love. A love that will live forever. The End. Moulin Rouge! (2001) dir. Baz Luhrmann

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Nicole Kidman and Ewan McGregor during dance rehearsals for MOULIN ROUGE!