#zero sense

[sideprince]

Canon: Harry overhears Malfoy intimidating Borgin and figures out that he's been branded with the Dark Mark

Steve Kloves: Harry sees Malfoy meet a bunch of Death Eaters in Borgin and Burkes and figures out it was a ceremony to give Malfoy a Dark Mark

No but what I love about the movie version of events is that it implies that any Death Eater can brand anyone with the Dark Mark or, even better, that Voldemort was there in Borgin and Burkes and no one saw or heard him and he just popped into a shop in Knockturn Alley, tatooted a kid, and peaced out. I know I talk a lot about how Rowling (boo, hiss) was thoughtless with her world building, but she has nothing on Steve Kloves. I'm pretty sure he wrote those scripts with a crayon stuck between his toes.

[saym0-0]

mcyt fandom is hard bc funny flirting is peak humour 2 me (aroace) but like real shipping i find rlly gross lmao. thats why i like the canon content bc depending on the creator its like 90% funny flirting and innuendo yk?

[oobbbear]

I want to post this here too because I’ve seen it happen a few times

Please understand that there are cultural differences and language differences, if you see this happening let the person clarify what they meant, that person might just not be familiar with words the western side of the internet use

[mochasucculent]

Was looking at refs and since Viktor has two different leg braces I was wondering, do we think he wears them simultaneously?? The refs don't perfectly line up perspective-wise so it's hard to tell but parts of the one he wears during the Hexcore scenes look like they could maybe line up with the brace that he wears over his clothes, but also some parts really don't and look like they'd be super uncomfy. Also HOW does he take these on and off. Experts weigh in

[awetfrog]

30 our home

[oifaaa]

AU where post Zero year Duke becomes robin instead of Tim

Considering Duke is somehow 7 in zero year he would officially become the babiest robin which he deserves honestly

[buckbedrivertooth]

I think it's about time I share this with the tumblr world

[threebea]

Plo: whoops, how clumsy of me I have dropped some inappropriate (wink) literature in the workplace, but zounds! I am needed in the next room. I hope no one accidentally picks it up and reads it! (Hurries off leaving suspicious pamphlet on the ground)

Fox: is your General trying to sneak you porn? (Takes nonplussed sip of caf)

Wolffe: no he's trying to get us to unionize.

Fox: (spits out caf)

[buggachat]

Part 178 of my bakery “enemies” au!

baking montage!

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Kofi

[stars-and-birds]

no but actually the way the entire series lilia’s been getting random visions and was brushed off by everyone as this old weirdo but the show always stopped and TOLD us actually there’s shit going on here with her like when she saw those creepy visions in the first (?) trial and she’s vital to teen’s backstory like. lilia is actually so vital to the story. MCU historically has a misogyny problem but in aaa lilia, an older woman is not useless or insignificant just because she isn’t hot or all powerful

[babyb1ues]

xavier’s dynamic with mc is the most goated to me because first and foremost they chill with each other like friends do. Like that’s the foundation of everything, like sure it’s the nature of the game for it to be romantic but take that away and they would still get along so well—they’re friends and they meet each other in the middle as equals and at the end of the day it’s still love. sometimes no one else will know you the way a friend does

[spurbleu]

gnawing at my fist.

soap being so desperate for you he starts biting him self when he jerks off.

oh you’re such a delicate thing. fresh laundry, warm clay, tea set. a beauty.

but its when his weeping tip is snivels into your drooling hole that you claw and snarl and kick. the feral beneath floral shampoos pant like a ferocious animal, awoken by coitus sweat on the back of your neck.

to his greatest pleasure, as he peels himself from you, he’s covered by red, flushed dents of your canines. can’t help but fuck you in front of a mirror just to watch as the wonderful marks you made stretch and break around the bulge of his shoulder.

but on deployment, he doesn’t have his little pet. no wild, wet pussy to squirm when he bullies himself inside. no little hands that scrape down his back. no teeth.

so he settles for the next best thing- pushing his forearm into his mouth as he muffles grunts- fucking his churlish palm in shallow, shuttering thrusts. bites like you would, cockdumb and desperate. thinks of the sweet little moans you’d make and how his name, a rarity in base, sounded so addictive coming from the wet of your lips, and-

cums when the pearls of his teeth break skin and blood swipes the top of his mouth.

freshens up with the thought of you still stamped in red ink on his brain and arm, but it’s not until the team is tucking over for the night when ghost sends him a look.

“fockin nasty.”

“‘scuse me?”

“t’ose bastards. never play fair.”

“….aye.”

[galedekarios]

the audio to the bugged / cut conversation about gale's mother morena dekarios:

[source]

[cosmicrhetoric]

LOVE that robin + franky + brook are like look. we're the adults. we're all over 30. we gotta keep this shit running so no one gets hurt. and then they spend all their time doing absolute bullshit <33333333

[teaboot]

you reblog bait anons cause you know being snarky gets you notes. no better than a twitter user smugly wagging their finger when fox news says something stupid

I feel like I’m in a saw trap right now

[blanketforcas]

we truly have a unique situation with cockles and these actors shipping themselves and making destiel about cockles unprompted but also one of them has come out as bi and then straight but no that doesn't mean he'll stop making jokes about any of this or act any less gay. yes the other guy was weird about destiel at first and now he writes songs about it. he's mostly cool about it now. don't ask him about his dad. this is impossible to explain to outsiders