#zechie-spams

[yourninjasareajoke]

coming to the end of ‘23 i said is that alright? now it’s coming to the end of u and me (and thats not quite alright)

why have an instagram spam when u can have a fire tumblr blog !

[bigassmoonchild]

HELLOOOO!! I HOPE UR GETTING ENOUGH SLEEP, WATER AND LOVEEEEE <3333 I JUST WANNA SAY I ABSOLUTELY ADORE THE MAPLE SYRUP SERIESSSS 💗💗 ALSO COULD I BE ADDED TO THE TAGLIST PLEASEEE 😅🥺🥺 THANK YOUUU LOTS OF LOVEEE MWAHHHH

THANK YOU SO MUCH!!! I can definitely add you! Thus far, the tag list includes these people: sae1kie, shinebright2000, zechie-spams, itsmadamehydra and smiley-roos!

Do send requests in! I’ll be checking my inbox during the week in case y’all want a drabble or two thru out the week!

Maple Syrup will be updated on weekends (maybe sometimes throughout the week if i have off). Much love!! <3

[memes-in-a-half-shell]

A and C for Raphie Boy👏🏻👏🏻❤️

ZECHIE FNMSDBAJDAJDBAJS 👏❤ #thotcrew 🐢

A = shit, bruh, Ivy already asked that one *TUN TUUNNN*

C (Cum - Anything to do with cum basically) = Okay, first of all, he’s got lots of it. And if he’s going doggy style, you bet your ass that he’ll cum over his S/O’s back 😏 Or else he’ll fill them real good and enjoy the show as he sits back and watches his S/O.

[zenniet]

Hey hey hey Its ya girl zechie whomst is far up heatwaves ass Got any heatwave headcannons?

~ He likes to sub but he won’t ask his partner to dom. Actually, his partner will have to fight on it to convince him to submit, it’s like foreplay to him.

~ Not incredibly exposed to lots of kinks or anything, but he’s down to try anything.

~ Too good at dirty talk. Don’t let him on the phone while he’s alone and his partner’s busy.

~ He’s great at giving, dirty talk, teasing, any of that, but once he gets to be on the receiving end he just melts. He’s a mess. He won’t beg if you tease him, though, not with words at least. He’s far too proud for that.

[milagrosen]

Hey, one of my friends was Low-key stalking your account and told me u like tmnt too, so as a turtle hoe myself, which turts ur favorite?

Oh yeah i mean i like them, not suuuper passionately but i do like them! I used to watch tmnt all the time when i was littleIt depends on series but most of the time i do like Donnie and Mikey the mosttho in this new Rise series i like them all equally

[kamostaza]

S tOp making me wanna smash heatwave more than i already do😂🤤🤤

ghads we are two mate , so handsome

 he should be called hotwave instead of heatwave xd 

[m4ctavish]

Captain Price — General Headcanons.

Masterlist.

Pairing : John Price/GN! Reader

Desc : Just some general headcanons regarding Mr. Price :)

A/N : captain john price?? on my call of duty blog?? its more likely than you think. (also, special thanks to @callsignkonig and @zechie-spams for helping me w/ these LMFAOO)

John Price :

Random thought to start off with but Price probably drinks cheap beer. Like he’d absolutely spend money on expensive cigars but beer? Nope. Absolute dog water quality beer is the way to go

Probably keeps some cigars around, like in a drawer with a false bottom (why he’d need to hide them, i don’t know— maybe he just likes hiding the good stuff)

He absolutely wears camo crocs. (I do not take criticism) You two have matching crocs??? Even better (one of my friends said that he’d wear socks and sandals and honestly, if you wanna take that as a headcanon, go for it)

He’d absolutely take you hiking, jogging or fishing (but like, super early in the morning before the sun comes up, kinda dark and it’s still kind of chilly. lots of morning dew. he wants to watch the sunrise with you :sob:)

He’s an early riser but he’s Not Happy about it. It’s just one of those things that’s engrained in his mind, like he cannot sleep for longer than a specific amount of time before he wakes up (or he wakes up at the same time every day)

If you get up around the same time as him, he’ll brew you something to drink alongside his own cup of tea or coffee (depending on what he’s feeling that morning) He probably has your specific preferences memorized (things like if you want a certain amount of sugar, no sugar at all, creamer or no creamer, honey, etc.)

Price definitely prioritizes others’ problems over his own; it’s easier to solve somebody else’s issues than to focus on his own or to let somebody else fret over him. (you’ll have to sit him down and have a talk w/ him about letting you take care of him for once because he’s always so goddamn stubborn. also, you’ll probably have to tell him that it’s okay to let go of the captain mantle every now and then)

Take some time to massage out the tension in his shoulders or back, he’ll appreciate it. He also loves it when you run your fingers through his hair/just play with his hair or massage his scalp. (Kind of gives me lap dog energy— he just likes resting his head on your stomach/chest and letting you do your thing if he’s had a long day)

Similar to Soap, I feel like he’ll definitely tell you that he loves you whenever the two of you won’t be seeing one another for extended periods of time (either he has to leave for a month or the two of you have to split up for a mission) He’d also press a kiss to your forehead or just hold you tight :AGONY:

Kinda feel like he’s a cuddler if the two of you sleep in the same bed. Guarantee that he’ll always have an arm wrapped around your waist, his face pressed against your shoulders. It’s not a super firm or tight hold and you could move away if you wanted to but it’s enough to be comforting

He’s always super warm too, almost inhumanly so?? Perfect for when you get cold ig

With that said, I feel like this man sleeps like a rock when he wants to but otherwise he wakes up pretty easily, if that makes sense. Like you could whisper a quiet, “John?” and he’d just hum a soft, “Hm?” (Alternatively, can you imagine shaking him awake and he does the thing moms do when you touch them when they’re asleep and they just slowly turn to look at you with wide eyes LMFAOO)

Pillow talk. Sometimes he just can’t sleep so the two of you will spend some time talking about whatever happened during the day or future plans (planned events, missions, etc.) However, if you start talking about stuff like, “John, do you think pigeons have feelings?” He’ll hit you with a joking, “I’m going to bed now.”

He cares about you A Lot. Like, put your life before his a lot; it could be in any scenario and he’d want you to come out completely unscathed if possible. (which may be a bit difficult if you’re also apart of the 141 because it’s quite literally in the job description that you may die at any moment in time 🧍he’d never forgive himself if something did happen to you under his command though. also, i feel like all of the guys are like this but alas)

If he were to have a signature nickname for his s/o, it’d probably be something simple like “Love” tbh or maybe “Sweetheart” (sweetheart perhaps a bit less)

[secretsandwriting]

1/?

Y/n a computer genius, got bored and decided to hack everything she could of Batman's. Turns out, all of his firewalls needs to be updated...

Series list

Tag list:

@meraki--mei @iwanttobeforgotten @audioshoes @fuzzycloudsz @fandomsaremylifeline @annoylinglyaries @huskygreatdane @rainbowmagicpixecorn @multifandomdoodles121 @firstpieplaidturtle @otchae @scentedfriendmakerzine @this-is-what-makes-us-fandoms @loxbbg @shadyfox242 @thesuitelifeofafangirl @batlover1303 @ironspiderstark @dybalalover10 @thebloodrobin @babybatjason @mykuronekome @ximaginx @selenaloveheart2 @grey-water-colors @walkingdiaryforhumanity @wordsfromshona @lexyartem @mili1337 @thatguppienamedbae @spoonful-of-sugar8 @electro-ty @cipheress-to-k-pop @distressedearie @darkqueenhyde @miniarchangel @lyralefay @call-me-prodigy @zphilophobiaz @zechie-spams @http-cherries @hxney-bunches-x @ornebiglia @truly-dionysus @professor-hibiscus @mazarinqueen  

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@isthataladybag

[marchioness-caprina]

Shoto Todoroki As A :

Yandere

Shoto Here is Also a Delusional Type but unlike Izuku; He is Selfish and is driven with greed. He wants to isolate you from the outside world and keep you to himself.

He's Delusional and keeps getting the wrong idea while making up False assumptions and his misinterpretation of what you do is Down right Unbelievably Ridiculous in short ; It's fucking Bullshit.

He doesn't appreciate it when you Interact with People that aren't HIM; and God have mercy on the Person who as much as Touches you because he'll either be frozen to death or roasted to ashes.

Don't be fooled by Shoto's Calm Facade because inside he's a Possessive Monster and Wants All of you, Everything you could possibly offer; Your Love, Mind, Body and Soul to belong to him and Him Alone.

If you want to keep your Friends Safe then Stay away from them because once your attention is shifted towards them then they're as good as road kill.

Shoto's Standing as A Top Pro Hero and Not to mention his Family is filthy rich is something he could easily take advantage of, Why? Because Hiding those Dead bodies is Not his Priority. YOU are His Only priorities so he has other people take care of all the dirty work for him and He offers money to those people's Family and if he's feeling generous that day then he may add in a few Give aways. Like a house and lot or an airplane or something.

But if that family refuses his Gift? Well.... The next thing you'll see in the news is that the house that family was living in was... Burned. By an Unusual Fire.

He is the Type to Kidnap you Once you've gone as much as Laugh and act Familiar with someone who isn't Him; He won't hesitate to Suddenly Sweep you off your feet and the next thing you find out is that you're trapped in an unknown Condo with a Hero trying to Force you into loving Him.

Before the Kidnapping; Shoto has already stalked you for about 3 months or so; Taking Valuables and Hair samples of You. Don't blame him, Blame yourself for being his Obsession.

Creepy Fact ; Ever wonder why you wake up all sticky with white and thick substance covering and staining your shorts? That's all shoto's doing, He jerks off infront of you while you sleep and he may have occasionally violated your Mouth and when he came he made sure to cum inside your shorts as you sleep.

Creepy Fact ; another thing you've been wondering about? Every time you woke up and brush your teeth you wonder why your toothbrush is wet? That's also cause of Shoto, He licks and covers your toothbrush with his Saliva and he placed a Little camera hidden behind your mirror so when you brush your teeth in the morning he gets aroused; seeing the toothbrush he had put inside his mouth inside yours, Willingly. He thinks it's sweet because for him it's an indirect kiss.

Shoto has a Lot of connections and he could have anyone's head flying with a snap of his fingers; Those Baristas you talked to because you ordered a drink have either gone missing or have been met by a very 'unfortunate' and 'natural' death.

Why? Because you smiled at Them while thanking them for taking your order...

He's obsessed with you and He Doesn't Know it; He thinks he's just In love and he's being sweet. He thinks he's showing his love to you by Making you His.

" She knows that her toothbrush is being used but she didn't throw it away... She knows I'm visiting her at night and she let's me... I knew it... She reciprocates my feelings... "

On your way to work you bumped into Shoto and you gave him a small apology and a smile before walking away.

what's on his mind when you did?

Oh just normal things...

Normal Batshit crazy things...

" She did it on purpose... She threw herself in my arms ... She can't wait to be Mine... Don't worry Darling... I'll come for You soon... Tonight I make it extra special for you"

That Night You suddenly woke up with a Salty Taste in your mouth, Your mouth was filled with Thick And Warm Cum . You just noticed that when you accidentally swallowed a small portion of cum and when you finally realized it You came running to the Toilet Throwing Up.

You were horrified to sleep in your OWN Bed in Your OWN Apartment after that Night. Cause it didn't Feel Safe anymore.

That's when you finally managed to pick up all the puzzle piece; You were being stalked and violated. At Night.

so in an attempt to find out who it was You stayed up the entire night the next few days and to your surprise... Your Stalker and soon to be Captor was non other than the Pro Hero you had bumped into a few days ago, Your eyes grew even wider upon seeing the painfully prominent boner in his pants . He was shocked , You were horrified.

Shoto didn't waste another second and threw himself in your bed, Pinning you down as he began to pepper you with kisses.

" You missed me didn't you? You were waiting for me to come didn't you? I knew it... I knew it... You're moving around ( Struggling and trashing around ) like this because you want me to fuck you right? You're starting to get impatient wondering when I'll finally show myself to you so you waited all night for me to come... That's so sweet baby "

He ignored the tears streaming down your cheeks and he dipped down to capture your lips in his.

But you made a Plan A and a Plan B for tonight so You weren't alone in your apartment. Your best friend was there.

Shoto was of course, Fast to move and flee but he dragged you with him as well

Bye Bye Free Life... I'll miss you

Unlike Izuku Shoto isn't completely against Punishing you for either hurting his feelings or attempting to run away. He isn't as detailed as Izuku so he doesn't have anything major to black mail you with. He doesn't like hurting you but he will punish you if needed. But just simple punishments like locking you inside a closet.

He doesn't like getting physical with you violently because His Mother experienced the same thing and the poor boi did not like to be the mini version of his father.

But if the situation truly calls for it then he will threaten to Kill you and then himself, for him those are empty threats but for you... It's a different story.

He isn't very fond of affection but once you give something small to a starving man then he'll also for more; He tried experimenting with you once and the warmth that you gave him was just.... Surreal.

It became his new addiction and without noticing he slowly became more and more obsessed until finally; He became a touch hungry whore.

He can't help but get Handsy with you, Just any form of touch from you will drive him off the roof. But he barely even shows it.

He's Clingy, So expect him to have an arm around you at all times. Just be prepared for his creepy babbles every now and then.

The shit he says gets even creepier and dirtier by every passing minute and before you knew it, He already has your legs spread and his long slender fingers drilling inside your tight cunt.

If you cherish your Family and Friends then don't leave him ; If you do manage to escape then he will hunt down your family and friends one by one until you come back on your own two feet.

Towards Him; For eternity.

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@zechie-spams

@lysawayne

[donatello-writes]

A Turtle Tail - Raphael x Reader

You strode down the streets of NYC carrying two boxes of pizza with a wide grin on your face, you were finally able to go and visit the turtle brothers after a long week of not being able to. Ducking into a secluded alleyway, you surveyed your surroundings to ensure prying eyes weren't watching. Once you confirmed that the coast was clear, you lifted the nearby manhole cover and lowered yourself down into the smelly depths. Carefully watching your steps as you traversed the sewers, you saw that familiar glimmer of light and quickened your pace. Of course, you were excited to see all the brothers, but were most excited to see one of them specifically. 

Entering the fantastical subterranean circus that was the lair, there wasn't a single turtle in sight. You continued to the kitchen to put away the pizza, hoping they'd be home soon, and cursing yourself for not letting them know that you were coming. When you walked into the room, you happened upon Raphael sitting at the table. You tried your hardest not to appear overly excited as you looked at him. Somehow he hadn't detected you yet, so you found your composure, and waltzed inside. Finally taking notice of your presence, he acknowledged you with a nod and a grunt.

"It's nice to see you too, Raphy." You chuckled at his casual response.

Not long after, a light thumping could be heard. 

"What's that...sound?" You asked, and the brawny turtle jerked for a second, but kept his cool.

"Uuuh, what sound?" He feigned ignorance.

"That thumping." You looked at him, confusedly. He struggled to maintain his poker face as embarrassment slowly engulfed him. Shooting up from his chair, he then took a few steps back. When you moved to set the pizza boxes on the table, he paid special care in turning to face you as if trying to conceal something behind him.

"What's going on, Raph?" You eyed him suspiciously, watching as he continued to rotate while you wandered about the space.

"Nothin', just standin' here...Whut's wit the third degree, anyway? Can't a guy just stand in his own kitchen?" that overreaction was enough to pique your curiosity. You leapt behind him, finally able to see what it was that he was trying to hide. A chubby tail wagged happily from above his shorts.

"H-HEY!" Not giving you much time to gawk at it, he spun around to meet you face to face. For the first time since you’d met him, his gruff exterior appeared softened with a faint rosiness. 

"I guess ya could say dat I'm just a little bit happy ta see ya."

@zechie-spams This one’s for you. ^__^ I hope that you like it! <3

The second part to this story can be found here ---> (x)

[typewritingyip]

AW! @hymnofthevalkyrie, that means so much to me, like.. ah! 😍

@hymnofthevalkyrie @zechie-spams @sad-sapphic-hours @propertyofpoeandbucky @kboogie09 @wild-kat-crazy

Okay! Tag the first 5 blogs you think of when you see/hear this word: Friend!

@ocelot-109 @nervousdino @moderatelypanickedbiromantic @angel-seungmin and @glitchbitch69

(I LOVE YOU GUYS!!!!)

[secretsandwriting]

Part 2/?

Y/n a computer genius, got bored and decided to hack everything she could of Batman's. Turns out, all of his firewalls needs to be updated...

Series list

Tag list:

@meraki--mei @audioshoes @fandomsaremylifeline @annoylinglyaries @huskygreatdane @rainbowmagicpixecorn @multifandomdoodles121 @firstpieplaidturtle @otchae @scentedfriendmakerzine @this-is-what-makes-us-fandoms @loxbbg @shadyfox242 @thesuitelifeofafangirl @dybalalover10 @thebloodrobin @babybatjason @mykuronekome @ximaginx @selenaloveheart2 @grey-water-colors @walkingdiaryforhumanity @wordsfromshona @lexyartem @mili1337 @thatguppienamedbae @electro-ty @cipheress-to-k-pop @distressedearie @darkqueenhyde @miniarchangel @lyralefay @call-me-prodigy @zphilophobiaz @zechie-spams @http-cherries @hxney-bunches-x @professor-hibiscus @mazarinqueen @robin-obsessed @philosopher-of-fandoms @am3l1a-24

[secretsandwriting]

Part 3/?

Y/n a computer genius, got bored and decided to hack everything she could of Batman's. Turns out, all of his firewalls needs to be updated...

Tag list:

@meraki--mei @audioshoes @fandomsaremylifeline @annoylinglyaries @huskygreatdane @rainbowmagicpixecorn @multifandomdoodles121 @firstpieplaidturtle @otchae @scentedfriendmakerzine @this-is-what-makes-us-fandoms @loxbbg @shadyfox242 @thesuitelifeofafangirl @dybalalover10 @thebloodrobin @babybatjason @mykuronekome @ximaginx @selenaloveheart2 @grey-water-colors @walkingdiaryforhumanity @wordsfromshona @lexyartem @mili1337 @thatguppienamedbae @electro-ty @cipheress-to-k-pop @distressedearie @darkqueenhyde @miniarchangel @lyralefay @call-me-prodigy @zphilophobiaz @zechie-spams @http-cherries @hxney-bunches-x @professor-hibiscus @mazarinqueen @robin-obsessed @philosopher-of-fandoms @am3l1a-24 @satan-s-ass @sassydepression @malfoys-demigod

[secretsandwriting]

Part 21/21

Recently fired Y/n receives a job offer from Bruce Wayne. Date Jason and run the Wayne Enterprises social media. It was better then her other idea...

Masterlist

Tag list:

@meraki--mei @iwanttobeforgotten @audioshoes @fuzzycloudsz @fandomsaremylifeline @fake-id-69 @annoylinglyaries @huskygreatdane @rainbowmagicpixecorn @multifandomdoodles121 @firstpieplaidturtle @otchae @scentedfriendmakerzine @this-is-what-makes-us-fandoms @loxbbg @shadyfox242 @thesuitelifeofafangirl @batlover1303 @ironspiderstark @dybalalover10 @thebloodrobin @babybatjason @mykuronekome @ximaginx @selenaloveheart2 @grey-water-colors @walkingdiaryforhumanity @wordsfromshona @lexyartem @isthataladybag @mili1337 @thatguppienamedbae @spoonful-of-sugar8 @electro-ty @cipheress-to-k-pop @distressedearie @darkqueenhyde @miniarchangel @lyralefay @call-me-prodigy @zphilophobiaz @zechie-spams @http-cherries @hxney-bunches-x @ornebiglia @truly-dionysus @professor-hibiscus @mazarinqueen

[secretsandwriting]

Jason was pacing and thinking over everything he knew. Dick was unfortunately right. If he wasn't careful he could get you and Aiden killed and that wasn't an option.

When his phone started ringing he glanced at the screen ready to ignore anyone who would have information. But when he saw the name he answered it faster then he'd ever answered his phone before.

"Y/n!?"

"Sorry but it's Harley. Ivy and I are with your girl 'n the baby. We'll keep them safe until you get here." Harley gave him the address, he knew the warehouse so he headed straight there.

"Jason?" Your voice came through. It was soft and held fear. The sound tore his hear out and stomped on it.

"Don't worry Y/n I'm coming. Are you and Aiden ok?"

"Yeah, Harley and Ivy came when Joker was going to stab him. He's tied up but please hurry!"

"Don't worry. I'm almost there and I will make sure he and everyone else who wants to hurt you will never touch you or Aiden!" That was a promise he was going to keep no matter the cost.

Part 20/?

Recently fired Y/n receives a job offer from Bruce Wayne. Date Jason and run the Wayne Enterprises social media. It was better then her other idea...

Masterlist

Tag list:

@meraki--mei @iwanttobeforgotten @audioshoes @fuzzycloudsz @fandomsaremylifeline @fake-id-69 @annoylinglyaries @huskygreatdane @rainbowmagicpixecorn @multifandomdoodles121 @firstpieplaidturtle @otchae @scentedfriendmakerzine @this-is-what-makes-us-fandoms @loxbbg @shadyfox242 @thesuitelifeofafangirl @batlover1303 @ironspiderstark @dybalalover10 @thebloodrobin @babybatjason @mykuronekome @ximaginx @selenaloveheart2 @grey-water-colors @walkingdiaryforhumanity @wordsfromshona @lexyartem @isthataladybag @mili1337 @thatguppienamedbae @spoonful-of-sugar8 @electro-ty @cipheress-to-k-pop @distressedearie @darkqueenhyde @miniarchangel @lyralefay @call-me-prodigy @zphilophobiaz @zechie-spams @http-cherries @hxney-bunches-x @ornebiglia @truly-dionysus @professor-hibiscus @mazarinqueen

[secretsandwriting]

Part 17/?

Recently fired Y/n receives a job offer from Bruce Wayne. Date Jason and run the Wayne Enterprises social media. It was better then her other idea...

Masterlist

Tag list:

@meraki--mei @iwanttobeforgotten @audioshoes @fuzzycloudsz @fandomsaremylifeline @fake-id-69 @annoylinglyaries @huskygreatdane @rainbowmagicpixecorn @multifandomdoodles121 @firstpieplaidturtle @otchae @scentedfriendmakerzine @this-is-what-makes-us-fandoms @loxbbg @shadyfox242 @thesuitelifeofafangirl @batlover1303 @ironspiderstark @dybalalover10 @thebloodrobin @babybatjason @mykuronekome @ximaginx @selenaloveheart2 @grey-water-colors @walkingdiaryforhumanity @wordsfromshona @lexyartem @isthataladybag @mili1337 @thatguppienamedbae @spoonful-of-sugar8 @electro-ty @cipheress-to-k-pop @distressedearie @darkqueenhyde @miniarchangel @lyralefay @call-me-prodigy @zphilophobiaz @zechie-spams @http-cherries @hxney-bunches-x