#zara my beloved

[autechres]

@oldlovecassette saves the day once again and tags me on these little funsies. here goes my 10 most listened songs for the past while. would like to hear from @cowboyinthesand, @august-sysex, @ambienthousewife, @moonteases and whoever wants to do this :] 

spinetta - cantata de puentes amarillos

jim o’rourke - the workplace

fito páez - un vestido y un amor

gustavo cerati - tabú

fellini - funziona senza vapore

chairlift - no such thing as illusion

imogen heap - hide and seek

boygenius - without you without them

serú girán - salir de la melancolía

nick drake - road

[punkeropercyjackson]

Miles:Woah,i never noticed Hobie's so.......tall

Gwen:Fuck you mean 'you never noticed'????????He's half way to 7 feet!

Pavitr,squinting at Miles:Do you like......tall guys?

Miles:WHAT.NO.I NEVER-WHY WOULD I EVEN-I DON'T KNOW WHAT A GUY IS SO I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!!

[teyvat-writer]

what about cowbow nanami , fe?

COWBOY NANAMI who makes you cum twice on his fingers before he even thinks of jamming his fat cock in you . COWBOY NANAMI who eats you out for his pleasure , happily slurping away , and no matter your feeble attempts at pushing his head away or hiw much your legs shake , he'll eat you out until the ache in his trousers is unbearable . only then will he fuck you onto his cock , until you're the mindless babbling darling he loves .

Hhhkkffhfhhjhh,h g,g u,,k,,, mmndgdgdhj j. kk,,,, even better if I'm just some ranch hand that's helpin him out,,,,, gettin bent over the nearest fence n my trousers yanked down so he can eat like a man starved,,,,, fuckin me right then n there to show his cattle how breedin is REALLY done,,,,,o iufhggsjsghjs

[thiagodasilva]

spurs losing to Chelsea and Wolves, that joint slay hits so nice

[what-aboutno]

Love playing games and just being terrible at them

[emulation-0]

dilwale dulhania le jayenge is literally the best. the movie ever. possibly the only romance movie ever.

[appropriatelystupid]

got to work and jurassic world is on and then on again thank you universe for this small blessing

[araksi413]

the struggle of having OCs that have partners & romantic feelings & the whole relationship thing when you just. do not comprehend that stuff

i wanna draw my characters being cute and fluffy and in love but i dont know !! how to!! :(

[poisoneitherway]

🎶✨️when u get this u have to put 5 songs u actually listen to, publish. Then, send this ask to 10 of your favorite followers (non-negotiable, positivity is cool)🎶✨️

Hiii 🫶🏻 it's late so I'll just link songs I have really liked lately but I think that this sums up my music taste quite well

[orionsangel86]

A Big Thank You For Death Appreciation Week

This is slightly overdue but I just wanted to say to everyone who participated thank you so much for Death Appreciation Week! All your fanworks have been wonderful to see and it's been a joy on my dash this past week in the run up to the release of Dead Boy Detectives.

Wasn't she fabulous in it? Even if it was only a short cameo it was so so lovely to see Death again and it just makes me more excited for more Sandman!

For anyone who wants to see the fanworks from the week, please check out the #Death Appreciation Week tag

For all your excellent contributions to the appreciation week, thank you so much! :)

@dragonnan, @milfzatannaz, @tryan-a-bex, @seiya-starsniper, @writing-for-life, @marlowe-zara , @bobbole , @mjdrawsalot , @nanonews , @goblininawig , @alteon77 , @iconsumethesoulsofthedamned , @tickldpnk8 , @nualaofthefaerie , @lucienne-my-beloved , @kittynannygaming ,

[kanos]

nezena (arcane) | zara callahan - without scars (arcane)

misaki miyashiro (hypmic) | nami (hxh)

kantarra thanas (star wars) | remi warren (gta)

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ignore that misaki’s hair is all green no one ever has highlight options which im sure is hard but rip to me

was tagged in this cute picrew by my beloved @carlosoliveiraa tysm dear!! unfortunately the hair was so limited but i made it work!

tagging: @imogenkol @statichvm @carrionsflower @anoramactir @pitchmoss @pavus @florbelles @firstaidspray @roberthouse69 @thedeadthree @leviiackrman @jamessunderlandgf @tommyarashikage @risingsh0t @g0dspeeed @hollytanaka @strangefable @bbrocklesnar @bigbywlf @confidentandgood @shellibisshe @cryptcombat @newvegasceo @pheedraws @thefathersbride and anyone else im so sorry if i accidentally left you out!

[kipperlillycopperkettle]

THE EPIC HIGHS AND LOWS OF AGUEFORT ADVENTURING ACADEMY’S FACULTY’S DIGITAL COMMUNICATIONS.

[fantasy high. a look into the digital communications of the aguefort faculty over the course of junior year. 3.4k.]

“aguefort’s ONLY sorcery teacher @ xx_stardiamond_xx what if everyone at aguefort minded their own damn business!!!!! aguefort’s ONLY sorcery teacher @ xx_stardiamond_xx if i had a silver for every time someone at aguefort minded their own business i would have zero silver because it NEVER HAPPENS zara 🧛🏽‍♀️ @ soolzara watching porter and jace see a confession from the aguefort confessions account and get really mad about it is a highlight of my week tbh” or; a look into the aguefort faculty's digital communications.

HELLO BELOVEDS i've returned with i think the silliest fic i've ever posted here. which is crazy. this is one of several fics (i did three & i'll be posting one a week to allow each one their time to shine) i did in july for the dimension 20 zine jam; this one was for a zine i ran entitled ‘Meet Me in the Teacher's Lounge: An Aguefort Adventuring Academy Teachers Zine’ which was, like it says on the tin, a zine centered around the aguefort adventuring academy teachers! you can find the whole zine here and here is the whole zine jam collection! it's pwyw for the next month), with all proceeds going to the un's occupied palestinian territory humanitarian fund, so please donate what you can! i promise there's a bunch of incredible zines in exchange <3

read ‘the epic highs and lows of aguefort adventuring academy’s faculty’s digital communications.’ here on ao3!

[whoblewboobear]

DEADLINE: Well beloved actor Jace Stardiamond spotted through cafe window with brunette woman. Could she break him out of his life long bachelor streak?

VARIETY: Mysterious Brunette confirmed to be alternative indie-film darling, Zara Sool. Sool is set to co-star alongside Stardiamond in upcoming steamy period drama

Ruby met Jace 3/17 @jacespurplescarf: “does this mean he’s still single??? 👀”

Reply to @jacespurplescarf

Professor Bitch @elfc0ck27641: “single? look up him n his agent theyre VERY close 🍆🍑”

[Jace]: People r talking about us again.

[Porter]: Let them, I’ll have our pr guy scrub X in a few

[Jace]: stop guzzling Elon’s balls and call it Twitter like the rest of us.

[Porter]: keep talking and I won’t have dinner ready when you get home.

[Porter]: or fuck you.

[Jace]: I hate you 😣

[Porter]: Luv u too, kitten 😌 Look over those scripts I sent you btw I wanna confirm one by EOD

[Jace]: no corporate speak 🤢🤢 say it in English for ur idiot thespian bf

[Porter]: u don’t do theater rmr? 🙄 end of day. Aka 6pm when my day is over.

[Jace]: u can leave whenever u salaried bitch

[Porter]: no dinner + not fucking u + L + ratio

[Jace]: 🤢 HATE whatever that was

[Porter]: Sierra taught me 😋

[Jace]: do we have her this week? Gotta ban her from teaching her weirdo dad anymore slang

[Porter]: not sure yet, Zel says she got invited to a sleepover

[Jace]: should we go on vacay then?

[Porter]: ur in the middle of filming ur staying put 👀

[Jace]: ugh ur no fun

[Porter]: EOD, Jace. I mean it.

[Jace]: 📑📝✅💜🖕🏻

~

Acclaimed actor Jace Stardiamond was known to be perpetually single throughout his lengthy career. In reality he was screwing in five year long committed relationship with, yes, his very own agent, Porter Cliffbreaker. An absolute shark in the industry with a list of star-studded clientele.

Jace was a walking cliche, sue him.

It wasn’t his fault Porter opted for a blazer that barely fit his hulking arms the day they met. It ended in their completely professional conversation turning to Jace catching Porter’s lips in a chaste kiss on the front steps leading up to his mansion in the hills. He apologized and Porter continued on with his pitch like nothing happened, like a fierce blush wasn’t passing over his cheeks and ears. Jace signed the paperwork and Porter kept him at arms reach.

Until he took Jace out for a nice dinner to celebrate acing an audition. It wasn’t a special or memorable one. He wasn’t the lead. That night, Porter peered at him over his champagne flute (filled with ginger ale instead) before saying, “I’ll celebrate your wins, no matter the size. A win for you is a win for us.” Us.. he liked the thought of being an ‘Us.’

In the industry, there hadn’t been much opportunity for dating. Hookups were few and far between with trusted partners; none of them serious enough to commit to but they took care of each other’s needs. Porter took care of his career, but he wouldn’t mind if he took him apart instead. He sat across from the man fantasizing about how easily he could pick him up and pose him into whatever position he saw fit. The idea left him desperate.

When Porter summoned him for a meeting, he definitely wasn’t expecting the best agent he’s had in a decade to drop him. He was always the one trading up, not whatever the hell this was. They’ve only been working together for a year..

“Mr. Stardiamond, I have a conflict of interest and I can no longer be your agent. I apologize.” Jace didn’t make it a habit of screaming at people on his payroll. It was a level of disgusting he didn’t tolerate, but if what he was hearing was true.. Porter was quitting- or? Firing him? He wasn’t exactly sure which suited the situation better, but he knew he wanted to scream.

“What the hell? Don’t Mr. Fucking Stardiamond me. What conflict of interest?”

“I’m attracted to you. I could get fired.” Jace’s mouth goes dry and his heart kicks off into overdrive. Porter.. liked him back?

“We can’t just talk to HR or something?” Porter looks up from his computer screen, realization dawning on him as Jace’s bright, determined eyes peer back at him. “We’d only do that if- oh?”

“Yeah, you fucking idiot. Be my boyfriend, be my agent, be both. Who fucking cares. We don’t have to go public. I don’t like- dating and publicity gets messy.”

“You’re not seeing anyone, I take it?”

“Christ, Porter. No, I jerk off thinking of you in plane bathrooms like a loser. I’ve had more wet dreams about you than I can count. I- can I kiss you again? A real kiss.”

“After I fill out the paperwork for HR.” Jace rolls his eyes, resting his chin on his hand, smiling at Porter across his desk. The walls were glass, he couldn’t do anything now, he knew that. Every inch of him burned to close the distance. To push everything off Porter’s desk and let him drill into him while the corporate jag offs milling about watched.

“Let me take you out tonight.”

~

Porter hadn’t considered that he’d be on a flight later when Jace offered to take him out. But here he was, on a private plane headed across the world for a dinner date. LA had all the food they could ever want, but Jace insisted this Parisian restaurant was the best of the best. He was right and Porter was almost impressed. Almost.

“You don’t have to throw money around, I already like you.” Jace hums, taking a deep sip of the top shelf wine he requested for the both of them. Porter was familiar with it. “Can you just enjoy the nice date thing I’m trying to do with you?”

“I am. But I have to meet with a client at six am and I’d like to go to gym at five without being jet lagged,” he smirks.

He knew provoking Jace like this would only push him to brat territory. He liked when Jace got bratty with him. He’d only seen it in a professional sense- as professional as Jace could manage (not much.) It was like he was allergic to playing the part outside of watchful eyes.

From what he heard, Jace was on his best behavior once he waltzed into a place where he was know, where anyone could be watching. But Porter loved how candid he could be when they were alone. Clients were entitled to their masks, he wore his own to get by, but Jace? He took his off the minute Porter closed his office door. The entire floor could see them, his body language remained tactful, but his words? Blunt, opinionated, and clever.

He was so charming, Porter imagine you had to have that quality to be an actor. Actor charm never quite broke down his walls until Jace. Something about those golden eyes and that bright smile. He was also attractive. Even in the dim restaurant lighting he looked breathtaking.

This was a good first date, but Christ he needed more. He needed to know what Jace sounded like when his fingers explored his body.

“Porter?”

“Yeah- sorry. Wine’s getting to my head a bit.”

“You took one sip,” Jace raises an eyebrow. “I don’t usually drink.” Jace eyed him curiously.

“Do you wanna head to the tarmac? We could fuck on the flight home.”

“You fuck on the first date?”

“I don’t date, remember.”

“Still dunno if I believe you or not.” Jace shrugs at that. “Is it that hard to believe? I’ve been on camera since I was a month old. There isn’t enough time or privacy in the world.”

“And you think this’ll work out?”

“I do. I’m confident.”

Five years later and Jace was still confident, but more importantly, he was right.

[idontreallywanadotheworktoday]

ZARA MY BELOVED

[what-aboutno]

I need to draw those gay rats, they're taking over my mind

[lightleckrereins]

Thank you so much for answering my ask from the other day, I had totally not considered that even if we don’t get any new alt variations they’ll have to update some of the alt costumes to match the updated costumes! The reason I’m so baffled about Cristina being in pink is that if they were going to make a brand new costume for her, the obvious choice (given black, teal, and orange are already assigned) is silver as it’s much more versatile and already has variations designed. Pink has always been the least versatile alt costume even just considering the original variation of each (black skirt, teal shorts, orange pants) and it does not work well for Parr, the only role Cristina has gone on for. That’s why part of me is convinced they’re still going to have her in Zara’s costume, even though it’s so old/worn, since she shouldn’t have to go on much (although we all know that it’s a Six production so there *will* be chaos).

The thing with pink and silver feeling more or less versatile in general comes from the fact that we know how silver variations look like. The vibe is completely different between skirt and pants, the silver is a little too busy sometimes but it is both the iconic look and unique on its own, the boleyn skirt proves the power of variations. With pink all we've had is different skirt and collar shapes. Nothing that shows potential different aspects.

Sure we don't have pink variations, but we do have some very skilled people in this fandom who have edited how those might look irl (using @redladydeath 's pink edits on this one because I love them). Another open skirt or Seymour feel unlikely and Boleyn isn't part of the main silver set anyway. But open skirt pants and Cleves are a very solid swing base. Once you get both pink and silver with those three to me they feel on very even ground when it comes to versatility.

That aside Cristina is alternate swing, last time that meant she was fourth cover for all queens. Honestly I don't see her getting more than one variation (rip pink pants possibility). And with only main variation I think pink wins. Open skirt silver doesnt feel right for C/P but open skirt pink does. Might totally be my personal preference but silver pants parr is great, silver skirt parr feels off, same with cleves. And pink open skirt Seymour isnt great either but there is something with that costume that works for Cleves and to a lesser degree Parr. Thats 5/6 for pink and 4/6 for silver.

And on top of that this is Australia, land of the wild six costume choices (my beloved). Last time it was black/teal/orange/pink, and Cristina was pink then. If they are bringing black out of retirement over replacing it with silver, doing pink over silver is the most on brand choice ever.