#zag on em

[emptyjunior]

On one level a dune video game sounds absolutely egregious, taking a story about colonialism, religious propaganda and imperial power imposing upon any nations they want for resources and making it like "Click A to design your own Prophet" is horrifying, but in another way it's also unbelievably funny.

Yeah I guess what if you and your buddies could ride that worm that's explicitly a cultural artform and practice. What if you saw Arrakis as a dangerous sand place to host an MMO. What if you treated every person you meet as an ally or enemy divided into neat understandable factions that you could push and pull at your whim. What if you just started stacking on bene gesserit, mentat, warrior achievements like they're power ups.

You know what that sounds like, sounds like Paul Muad'dib Atreides, they get the book more than anyone else Ever has.

You tell me if I got high with Frank Herbert we wouldn't start theorizing what if Paul was born a girl and fucked feyd rautha??? This game understands the book completely

[5qui99l3draws]

so that roguelike splatoon dlc huh

[localfoolwholikesrandomness]

you know who would be cool to encounter in hades 2?

heres a list:

penelope: i mean, i have to know what happened between her and ody, PLS, it would be cool if it was a eurydice/ orpheus type situation where meli has to figure out what the hell EXACTLY happened ( im just clinging onto my hc that ody didnt willingly sleep with either circe or calypso but thought he cheated bcs he felt like he did when he didnt )

telemachus: does he hate his father? does he still love his father even if begrudgingly? I NEED TO KNOW, also he and icarus team up and slowing down kronos' legions

paris of troy: idk it'd be funny if melinoe and paris have friend- hate relationship bcs he killed achilles but they bond over losing their siblings, also i need to see him trying to find hector again, i imagine they temporarily reunited in elysium but they got separated, he fights his way back to elysium and is currently there trying to find him

hector: bonds with meli over losing siblings and acts kinda like patroclus, hes just there and u can reunite him with paris, hes also looking for him bcs he isnt in elysium anymore, it became too dangerous and when you reunite them, hector is just scolding him for going here in a brotherly way while paris is sobbing and is so happy he found him

patroclus: i need to see him fighting again, like he has the sandals on, his spear is poised and ready, he looks like hes gonna go through hell and back AGAIN and when he meets mel, he goes cold but when she reveals herself as zag's sister, he notices the eyes and while he keeps his guard up, he doesn't attack and acts like in hades I and gives the same stuff ( also would be cool if he had bottles of ambrosia or nectar on his sprite as a sort of callback to zag gifting everyone )

[skkortysoup]

ive been assigning kh characters fursonas as I 100% through the games

[mariquitascadoodles]

Aunty Eos and Uncle Zaggy !

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I wanted to draw these silly goobers with their niece and nephew >:D

I love these two mfs having hypothetical children , they most non parent material people having kiddos and being aight for the most part

This is so dumb but I love it sm

Idk what anatomy is , LEAVE ME ALONE :,^D

[zaritarazi]

twist is that this is a kendra/shayera fic

something something kendra did get bitten & turned in hawkman (2002) #26 something something hector is able to cure her of vampirism right before blackest night something something she shows back up in metal as a human she's in the new new dcu as a human uNTIL starman splits shiera between her and shayera. now she's a vampire again

[corkycare]

I do not have to scroll my dash to know all you traumatized nerds are struggling with father's day.

I'm just saying if y'all want a new daddy...you could try...adopting one of the cuties I got back here and becoming a loving and responsible father for them instead. Be a cycle breaker or something.

[podbabey]

Listening to the naming of 2024 at work is a dangerous game of how loud can I laugh in this room? When will machine noise stop covering for me?

[terezis]

the back stairs are too steep for my dog to climb by herself so i have to pick her up to bring her inside, but her new thing is going up to the stairs, barking for me to come get her, and then the moment i step outside she runs away as fast as she can. it’s her cool fun prank. and she does it. every time

[mirkwood-trash]

Just saw Navan for the first time since I rehoused her like 3 months ago 🥺 she gettin so beeeeeg

[cryptidfuckery]

Am i insane or did your url used to be cryptidfucky. Did u sneak an extra syllable in there or can i just not read

yeah it used to be, i changed it a while back forget how long

[topicaltropic]

I like to think scarys the most well adjusted out of all of them because 1. Another fun thing to foil with norm 2. My baby girl deserves it

[sev-wildfang]

there must be lots of things i dont know about in the world cuz i just saw someone on instagram take off their makeup and their monobrow came off with it...

[prommytheus]

obsessed with when characters have nicknames or when you find out their name is actually a nickname for something longer itself. its just so human and soft and i love it

[zagrean]

//i've run out of steam for making greeter posts for now

maybe later

[aamusedly]

Hancock would u love me if I were a radscorpion

He's scratching his head and squinting.

"Aren't you already a radscorpion...?"