#zag on em

[emptyjunior]

On one level a dune video game sounds absolutely egregious, taking a story about colonialism, religious propaganda and imperial power imposing upon any nations they want for resources and making it like "Click A to design your own Prophet" is horrifying, but in another way it's also unbelievably funny.

Yeah I guess what if you and your buddies could ride that worm that's explicitly a cultural artform and practice. What if you saw Arrakis as a dangerous sand place to host an MMO. What if you treated every person you meet as an ally or enemy divided into neat understandable factions that you could push and pull at your whim. What if you just started stacking on bene gesserit, mentat, warrior achievements like they're power ups.

You know what that sounds like, sounds like Paul Muad'dib Atreides, they get the book more than anyone else Ever has.

You tell me if I got high with Frank Herbert we wouldn't start theorizing what if Paul was born a girl and fucked feyd rautha??? This game understands the book completely

[5qui99l3draws]

so that roguelike splatoon dlc huh

[mariquitascadoodles]

Aunty Eos and Uncle Zaggy !

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I wanted to draw these silly goobers with their niece and nephew >:D

I love these two mfs having hypothetical children , they most non parent material people having kiddos and being aight for the most part

This is so dumb but I love it sm

Idk what anatomy is , LEAVE ME ALONE :,^D

[corkycare]

I do not have to scroll my dash to know all you traumatized nerds are struggling with father's day.

I'm just saying if y'all want a new daddy...you could try...adopting one of the cuties I got back here and becoming a loving and responsible father for them instead. Be a cycle breaker or something.

[podbabey]

Listening to the naming of 2024 at work is a dangerous game of how loud can I laugh in this room? When will machine noise stop covering for me?

[terezis]

the back stairs are too steep for my dog to climb by herself so i have to pick her up to bring her inside, but her new thing is going up to the stairs, barking for me to come get her, and then the moment i step outside she runs away as fast as she can. it’s her cool fun prank. and she does it. every time

[cryptidfuckery]

Am i insane or did your url used to be cryptidfucky. Did u sneak an extra syllable in there or can i just not read

yeah it used to be, i changed it a while back forget how long

[not-eli]

Zag: They'll reval their idenditys in this season! Me: FDFGRBBYRRO I can't wait!! LB and CN: * forget everything* Me: damnit. Zag: They will kiss and get married! Me: * cries* YES FINNALLY * it was all a freaking dream* Zag: They will- Me: *sobs* YOU WONT FOOL ME AGAIN

[topicaltropic]

I like to think scarys the most well adjusted out of all of them because 1. Another fun thing to foil with norm 2. My baby girl deserves it

[sev-wildfang]

there must be lots of things i dont know about in the world cuz i just saw someone on instagram take off their makeup and their monobrow came off with it...

[prommytheus]

obsessed with when characters have nicknames or when you find out their name is actually a nickname for something longer itself. its just so human and soft and i love it

[zagrean]

//i've run out of steam for making greeter posts for now

maybe later

[mirkwood-trash]

Just saw Navan for the first time since I rehoused her like 3 months ago 🥺 she gettin so beeeeeg

[clownboybebop]

Chatting with relatively new friend, what should I take away from the fact that she responded to me saying that I’d never even been considered for an autism diagnosis by my psychiatrists, by telling me how fucked up it was that medical neglect toward neurodivergent ppl was so normalized in this country

[aamusedly]

Hancock would u love me if I were a radscorpion

He's scratching his head and squinting.

"Aren't you already a radscorpion...?"

[screampied]

✧ ⁺˳ cw. fem! reader, praise, size kink, fıngering, dirty talk, oral fixation, mdni.

“easy, easy,” sukuna groans, having you laid on his broad, empty lap. you’re straddling him, chewing on your bottom lip as he’s knuckles deep into your drooling cunt. already, a clear sheet of slick coats down a single finger of his and you’re twitching from his hold. a cocky grin paints against his lips as one of his free hands attach to your waist. “ah, c’mon. not that bad. ‘s just one finger, princess.”

“y- your fingers are s-so thick, ‘kuna,” you babble out in broken words, and it doesn’t take long before your muscles tighten. indeed, he had much length to his fingers. he was easing you up because just moments ago, you insisted on how you could easily take him on the first try. of course, he decided to help you out anyway, finding amusement in how you’re already about to gush out from just a single digit. the stretch was immaculate, your tummy churns in a line of zig zags as you feel him slowly insert yet another finger inside. “fuck, ‘s long.”

with a breathy chortle, he makes you slump forward into his chest. “such a weak girl,” and his voice pitches against your ear — his breath, hot and fanning near the soft lobe of your ear. “if you can barely handle two fingers, what makes you think you can take two of my cocks, little one?”

your moans become more loud, echoing through the bouncy walls of his devilish, isolated chambers.

your body fails to remain still, grinding against his hand directly underneath you. “k- kunaaa,” you huff, your own jaw becoming loose and dangling itself agape.

it was so delicious . . the stretch, oh the stretch,

the way his two fingers curl into a salacious circular motion, rotating around the goopy insides of your sopping pussy. you were weak, so so weak.

he groans, hearing the slosh slosh squelches your own mess sings from the impact. “hah, ‘s good. i can take one more, please.”

chuckling, his lips press against your forehead. “hm, dunno. maybe i should take ‘em out..”

“s- sukuna,” you whimper, hearing him snickering at your desperate plea. your walls were more clingy than you were on a daily basis, sticking against the texture of his fingers like glue. with your face buried into the crook of his neck, you gasp once you feel the alleviated pressure arise furthermore. “pleaseplease, more. i can take another finger. need another finger.”

“girl,” he snarls, a single fang baring and you jolt into his chest once he spanks your pussy once.

the brief sting that follows makes you throb and it scratches such a good itch in your brain. “what did i tell ya? you don’t need, you want. repeat that sentence for me, pretty.”

“i— i want another finger inside,” you correct yourself, your eye twitching at his familiar sass. sukuna remained seated on his notorious throne, sexily manspread with you on top of him also. your legs felt like mush practically, and the stimulation has you swooning for more. gasping, you bite down on the breaking skin of your lip once more. “want it, ryo. want you.”

“good grief, does fingering make ya forget manners too?” he slyly grins, ruby red eyes peering into the depths of your precious soul.

you sigh, knowing what that meant. as he’s still got two fingers tucked away deeply into your cunt, your arms sling over his tense shoulders. “p- please.”

“atta girllll,” he praises, another one of his hands tugging against the fabric of your blouse.

as you still make a cute attempt at rocking your hips against his lap. he slowly inserts another thick finger inside. tightening around each one individually, you whine before your entire body jitters.

sukuna chuckles deeply against your ear, feeling the claws of your nails seep into the flesh of his arm. “oooh, so three is the limit. i see,” and within three seconds, his digits pull out of your cunt. a slimey string of your filth sticks against his fingers. as he looks down with an utmost hungry gaze, he brings his fingers up to his mouth before sniffing them.

“mhm,” and with glossy eyes, you stare as the demon pops his three fingers right into his mouth. you’re still taking your seat on his lap, watching as his forked tongue devours your enchanted taste. slit eyebrows furrow in arousal before he takes it back out, bringing his fingers toward your quavering lips. “open. taste it, girl,” and as your lips happily part, he slides two fingers inside your mouth, watching you suck against them. he groans, imagining you were putting your cute throat to use on his cock— not his fingers. your pink tongue swishes around, curling against the digits and you taste the bitter taste of your own sweet. “messy fuckin’ woman. taste how dirty you are for me? yeahhh, lick it all up ‘cause ‘m gonna put ‘em right back in. gotta train this weak cunt for the real thing.”

your head bobbles a bit— every few seconds sukuna’s lengthy fingers would thrash back against your uvula, causing you to almost gag. as you lick them clean, tasting his own syrupy saliva in the process, he quickly pulls them out before stuffing them right back into your greedy cunt as promised.

sukuna raises a brow as your head lowers onto his chest. “eh,” and as your tongue playfully licks against his neglected nipples, his breath hitches. you catch him off guard and he grunts at the suddenly sensitivity. “fuck are ya doin’ brat. didn’t tell you to s-suck on . . mhm, those.”

he doesn’t exactly pull you away.

instead, he drags your head closer, looking down embarrassed as your mouth latches onto his thickset pecs like a leech.

it felt odd, strangely new.

you’re sucking against his swollen perky nipples, lolling your tongue around before that’s when he abruptly pulls you off. with a new look of neediness in his eyes, sukuna watches as a trail of your own spit departs from his nipples. you leer back up at him with a teasing grin forming on your lips and he scoffs.

sukuna ryōmen was flustered..

“y’er .. fuckin’ weird,” he grouses, and once he sees your growing simper, he uses a hand to make your head move back toward its former placement near his now dampened pecs.

“keep .. doin’ that. never told ya to stop, little girl. phew, i- i liked that.”