#zach brady

[mothertkachuker]

silly boys and silly words, inaugural edition

[icantswim-03]

New season, new… whatever this is

[annieqattheperipheral]

i think a bunch of those dudes up at the top just flat out didn't understand the question, don't follow the news, probably aren't aware that billionaires have been going up to just past the edge of the atmosphere, seeing the view and experiencing weightlessness in space for just a few minutes (no one's expecting you to set up shop in orbit💀)

and then there are the ones are who are just flat out scared of space and that's alright (lmao ily nate)

Crosby with the smartest answer ofc. never go for 1st gen technology, let some other fools try that shit out first (but umm also, grow with the tech? sid unhand your iphone brick)

[ijustdontlikepeople]

Matthew Tkachuk: Open the Gate

[toasttt11]

word

September 17, 2007

Quinn walked back into the Blake’s house after he stopped by his house and changed into comfortable clothes after school, he saw Jack and Luke eating a snack together at the table and Maddison sitting at table on her computer.

Maddison was watching the kids alone for the past few days and until tomorrow as Harrison was at a conference and Ellen and Jim were at a wedding for a distance cousin.

“Is Haydes still upstairs?” Quinn looked concerned as he asked his aunt. Hayden was really quiet when he saw her after school and did not speak up once in the car today.

Maddison and Quinn both noticed and asked Jack but he shrugged not sure why she was upset either but said that nothing happened in class so Maddison and Quinn were confused why she was upset.

Hayden had ran into the house the moment they got home and ran right up to her room and never came back down for her snack.

Maddison frowned nodding looking worried, she tried to talk to her daughter but Hayden asked her to leave.

“I’ll go check on her.” Eight year old Quinn reassured his aunt and jogged up the stairs and down the hallway to Hayden’s room gently knocking on the door.

“Haydes? Can i come in?” Quinn gently called out from the other side of the door and heard no response so he slowly opened her bedroom door and saw her laying on her bed facing the wall and holding a stuffed animal in her arms.

Quinn’s heart squeezed painfully hearing her little sniffles that she was obviously trying to hide, “Hey Haydes.” Quinn softly cooed once he sat down on the bed next to her and gently ran his hand over her messy ponytail.

Hayden just sniffled not making a sound or turning to Quinn.

“Haydes what wrong?” Quinn softly asked playing with her blond curly hair from her ponytail.

Hayden let out a loud breath and turned around to Quinn showings him her puffy and red eyes and the pout on her face, “We were learning words today and.” Hayden softly mumbled.

“And?” Quinn gently encouraged her.

“I couldn’t say a word. Some of the kids laughed.” Hayden mumbled upset looking away from Quinn.

“Oh Haydes.” Quinn frowned sympathetically, “What was the word? can you try to say it the best you can so i can help you?” Quinn asked her gently.

Hayden pursed her lips for a few moments before reluctantly nodding, “C H A U F F E U R.” Hayden decided to spell the word than rather try and say it again.

Quinn nodded knowing what the word was and remembered struggling with it too a couple years ago, “Okay, that’s a pretty hard word to say.” Quinn softly reassured her.

“Say it like this. Shoh-Fuh.” Quinn sounded out the word letting her figure out how to say the word correctly.

Hayden very quietly repeated the sounding out after him.

“Perfect.” Quinn smiled gently, “Now just say it that way again but a bit quicker.”

“Chauffeur!” Hayden beamed as she finally said the word correctly.

“There you go!” Quinn proudly beamed pulling her into a hug, “See you just needed a little help and you said it perfectly!”

“Thank you.” Hayden softly thanked the boy she’s grown to see as her older brother.

“Of course anytime.” Quinn promised before standing up and pulling her with him, “Now i think your snack has been waiting for you.”

Hayden smiled and held Quinn hand as they walked out of her room.

[callsign-bubbles]

hockey duos as so american by olivia rodrigo! (part two: electric boogaloo)

in order: dylan strome & alex debrincat, brady skjei & jimmy vesey, ryan suter & zach parise, philipp grubauer & joey daccord, james neal & paul martin, alex galchenyuk & brendan gallagher, ilya samsonov & joseph woll, morgan frost & joel farabee!

thanks so much to @pierremcguire and @tksupremacy for enlightening me in the ways of american/canadian hockey rpf <3 this one's for y'all!

[offsidenewsco]

"Defrost the turkey, set the table, and prepare for the worst political opinions you’ve ever heard – it’s American Thanksgiving!" 🦃

Happy Thanksgiving from Offside News y'all: https://offsidenewsco.com/news/thanksgiving2024

[couldawouldashoulda50]

*Sound on* So first off, forgive me - I know the intro is a Christmas intro but it's pretty fucking awesome. I still have a whack of PVR'd Leaf games to go through from last season. My heart dropped when I saw the next game in my list was December 23, 2023 TOR vs CBJ. I decided to go though and just look for Johnny Hockey and decided to put together this little edit.

@starshine-hockey-girl @pattiemac1 @penstxgal1968 - you'll like Sid in this.

[lurlur]

You ever just get really emotional?

[ghiessa]

Insane

[rowdyluv]

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[brionbroadway]

the make some noise trailer is just me yelling I LOVE THEM for 2 min 30 seconds

[the-football-chick]

[hannahwatcheshorror]

GREMLINS (1984)

I had only really remembered the fountain scene from when I was a little kid and watched the movie so rewatching it was interesting to see all the new scenes that jumped out at me. My favorite had to be Billy’s mom kicking GREMLIN a** in the kitchen before anyone even knew what the f*** GREMLINS were. Seriously, she was awesome. Watch this movie with your loved one, watch it alone, watch it because it is Christmas and you want to see Mrs. Deagle get hers, either way, happy GREMLINS.

⭐⭐⭐⭐

Trigger Warning Talk of Suicide

A father goes to a semi-shady, semi–mystical shop and finds a semi-shady, semi-mystical pet there which he buys for his normal kid (who already has a great dog). Gizmo is the name of the Mogwai creature who is an adorable little bipedal, bat eared baby boy who is pure and deserves protection. He has three (3) rules: One (1), no bright lights, two (2), don’t get him wet, and three (3), never feed after midnight. With those ominous rules they take the cutie and go off to have adventures. The first adventure is singing (yay)! The second adventure is spilling water on him (boo). This makes his little body explode balls of living fur that become new Mogwai. Gross! Absolutely yucky!

The new Mogwai are different from Gizmo, they have a leader named Stripe who is kind of a bad seed. They get up to mischief and one night that mischief includes tampering with the clocks so that they get fed past midnight! What happens next is similar to a scene in ALIEN with a bunch of gross eggs all over the place. Everyone is just kinda jazzed and/or casual about this even though it was the last of his only rules and these eggs are menacing but it’s all fine, don’t even go ask the guy you bought it from, WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? So the eggs all hatch with fog and green goo and it is heinous and wonderful and then we have these nasty little green things that aren’t very nice at all and in fact might just be killing folks.

Well they aren’t able to kill yet, there aren’t enough, first they need to break out of the house which they nearly cannot do because of Billy’s awesome mother who gets the call about the eggs hatching and immediately starts killing the little bastards with no hesitation whatsoever and no fear. It was incredible and she was incredible, she was my hero, but of course the movie is called GremlinS plural so you knew that Stripe was going to be taking a dip and when he did hundreds of Gremlins were born from his nasty flesh. NOW the killing begins, bye-bye Mrs. Deagle, you old hag. The little guys run riot until near morning when they all gather in the movie theater to wait out the sun but Billy just blows up the fucking theater. Wack. 

Stripe was out getting candy though so he didn’t die. Boss battle in a drug store! The store has a large fountain though which is not great. It also sells guns which Stripe knows how to use and uses. The Mogwai are super smart and have intimate knowledge of the world and know how things work, it is honestly pretty scary when you think about the things they did on their rampage (the one who changed the traffic lights to all green so there would be accidents was advanced). After fighting, Gizmo in a Barbie car, Barney the dog attempting to come to the rescue, and Stripe almost multiplying, he ends up being melted by direct sunlight. Sucks to suck! Gizmo is taken back by his original owner in the end, good. Billy is sad but ultimately doesn’t complain. Gizmo says “Bye Billy.”