#z gang

[avidrops]

og

[latenight-ramen]

Chillin with the squad

[craftyselfindulgent-grapegem]

[berrywitch0]

A random thought came to my head. So what if Severus was a modern American Gen-Z when the Mauraders Era was happening. Here are some examples:

Werewolf prank:

Severus, Holding his hand out infront of him while looking at Werewolf Remus: Stop, this isn’t you!

Moony: ??

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James, after cornering Severus for the nth time that week: You’re never getting her Snape!

Severus: Who…?

James: Lil-

Severus, interrupting him: Asked.

Queue James and Severus looking at each other blankly.

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Severus, watching Mulciber walk by: Raw, next question.

Charity: What?!

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Charity, showing off her new outfits: What do you think?

Severus: Ate.

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Aurora: And then after I threw a boulder at him.

Severus: Yknow what… hell yeah!

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Wilhelm: I think I like Edmund…

Severus, nodding and definitely judging: We listen and we don’t judge…

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Severus, watching James and Sirius tripping and rolling down a hill: That’s a new Ick unlocked.

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Okay that’s it! 😭💀

[pokemon-cards-hourly]

[mrmanbat]

In honor of me officially becoming old and gen beta being born in about a month, you get to get my brainrot Batman headcannons.

Tim- I have the least hope for Tim. He’s worse than me. I like to think he’d be at a WE meeting and would accidentally say something like “L- get radioed” without even noticing.

Steph- doesn’t hold back. She says “chat” so often that Jason has started to think she’s talking to her imaginary friend “Chat.” She’s almost as bad as Tim but is able to hold back in professional settings.

Duke- is aware of it- uses it very sparingly unless Tim and/or Steph are making fun of someone, at that point he joins and will shred someone *cough* Jason *cough* to shreds.

Damian- finds it annoying and dumb most of the time HOWEVER I can totally see him using gen-z slang, especially in school. I can also see him taking a shit on the riddler by calling him the anti rizzler.

Cass- only uses it on criminals she’s already detained. Especially if she did without making a noise. She finds it hilarious when a criminal gets taken down in less then five seconds by a black blur with faint Chappell Roan music in the background only for the the black form to whisper “queen never cry” before disappearing again.

Jason- has no clue what it is or why his siblings are yelling “you’ve gyatt to go” and “- 10 aura” across roof tops whenever they see him on patrol.

[ambiosollicit]

gen z sunny gang au

[rubberhosetoons]

Trans snake is my favorite ppg headcanon

[melonthesprigatito]

Pokémon Legends: Z-A is really out there making me dive back into certain character hyperfixations from my earliest Pokémon fandom days. I haven't thought about these people in nearly a decade

The vintage blorbos are resurfacing

[avidrops]

Not the Step Dad, the Dad Who Stepped Up

[godsworstson]

gang whats the sexiest jackass episode (the friend that wants to suck knoxville dry asked this btw)

[localenbylesbian]

FUCK IT, GANGREEN GANG APPRECIATION POST

[cara-carabowditbowdit]

you and me baby ain't nothin but mammals

[berrywitch0]

Gen-Z Severus Snape: Part 2

Slytherin Dormroom:

Severus, showing off a new outfit: Look at this… my waist? Gone!

Charity, who (somehow) snuck in: Ohhh okay!!

Severus, still posing: It’s the malnutrition.

Charity: what-

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Aurora, holding Charity’s hand: Charity and I are dating!

Wilhelm, holding Edmund’s hand: Ed and I are dating!

Severus, in the corner crying his eyes out: HOW AM I A BISEXUAL AND STILL SINGLE!?

Bruce, who’s been inlove with Severus for 3 years now: *You’re fucking joking right….*

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Bruce, ready to head out for Quidditch practice: Alright, I’ll come back in a couple of hours.

Severus, reading a book on his bed: you forgot your broom.

Bruce: Oh,thanks!

Severus, whispering: Can I ride your broom?

Bruce, who has hearing that’s too good for his own good: What-

Severus: what-

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Hogwarts Courtyard:

Aurora, studying: I hardly even have time to relax these days…

Severus, some how chocking on a grape: And I’m hardly fucking breathing!

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Charity: It’s so comforting when your father gives you a nice big hug. Know what I mean?

Severus, who hates his father more than Tobias hates him: … yeah, no, totally. Mhm-

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*Severus seeing The Mauraders from afar*

Severus: It’s the opps!

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The End.

[goldensunset]

utterly charmed by the new battle mechanics. sneak attacking people in back alleys at night is a real thing now. i’m so glad gamefreak is leaning more into realism

[nutscentedalien]