#yyeeeesssss

[latetothegames]

[sillyouhette]

I JUST BINGED THE FIRST WHOLE SEASON OF JWCC CHAOS THEORY AND OOOHHHHOHOHOOHOH MYYYY GOOOODDDDDDD GUYS.

[teecupangel]

I love how the FB one is for a group called Da Vinci secret lover not-Salai. It implies there's an FB group called Da Vinci secret lover so have this:

(I guess this is either reddit or LiveJournal?)

Title: Did something happen in the Da Vinci secret lover FB group?

Original Post (u/hamletbetterthanlionking)

Hey, anyone knows why this FB community is now private? Not a big fan of LeoSal but they have the best Da Vinci memes so I kinda lurk every week or so (Screenshot of FB page:

Da Vinci secret lover

About:

We are a community of like-minded individuals who believe that Leonardo Da Vinci's model Salai was his secret lover. Here we post evidences, fan works, edits and memes. Everyone is welcome.)

Top Reply (u/deadspacebestspace):

Hey, op. I'm a member of the group and I can help you get invited. The mods are limiting new people right now because of an incident with the secret vampire lover fans.

Reply (u/hamletbetterthanlionking): thanks! is it okay to ask what the incident was?

Reply reply (u/deadspacebestspace): well, some hardcore Da Vinci x Secret Vampire Lover (what are they calling the pairing? leovamp?) fans linked a post from tumblr about how LeoSalai is toxic and stuff. Mods had to lock that post and delete it afterward because everyone was just fighting. The comments were a warzone. It was the clorith/clofa shipping war of the art world condensed in one FB group. Anyway, after it got deleted, more people started spamming the group with leovamp posts and mods had to ban them (i don't know how many were banned and how many left the group but the group lost like 100 people or something). So the group's private and you need a longtime member to vouch for you when you try to join now.

Reply reply reply (u/steponmekonata): i can't believe we're getting flame wars over leonardo da vinci's love life. what a time to be alive

Reply reply reply (u/bestboihaste): Can someone link the Tumblr post that sparked the flame wars? I find myself quite curious.

Reply reply reply reply (u/deadspacebestspace): Here you go. (link)

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OH MY GOD. THIS IS LIKE THE WORST TAKE OF ALL:

(screenshot (i seriously want it to be kotaku because this is the kinda shitty clickbait title they'll do):

Why Leonardo's Secret Vampire Lover IS NOT Leonardo's True Love

)

To all my mutuals who follow me for destiel, im sorry but mama needs to cut some bitch

(screenshot:

Leonardo only made sketches of this man while Salai was the model for the nude version of Mona Lisa Monna Vanna

(one of Ezio's sketches side by side of Monna Vanna)

)

First of all, those sketches look so much more intimate than the sketches Leonardo made of Salai. AND of course you'll pick the sketch where secret vampire lover is looking away and not the one where he's smiling straight at the artist OR THE ONE WHERE HE'S NAKED AND OBVIOUSLY HAVING AFTER-SEX COMA.

Second of all, GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT. Those are the sketches they found. There was no mention that they were the only ones made of him. THESE ARE THE ONLY ONES WE FOUND AT THE MOMENT.

(edit: thanks @sterekwoffwoff for providing this link of possible ACTUAL WORK that can be found in Abstergo's private offices - SOMEONE CALL ABSTERGO AND LET PROFESSIONAL ART CRITICS VALIDATE THEM)

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#anyone who says leosalai wasnt toxic i will fight you #leonardo was salai's sugar daddy #did you even look at how secret vampire lover looks in all of these sketches #if that isnt love then love doesnt exist #fuck abstergo #da vinci vampire lover stan #da vinci vampire lover #leonardo da vinci #da vinci secret lover not-salai #wanted da vinci boy #abstergo being shady af

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Maybe you guys haven't heard but someone uploaded the security cam videos Erudito leaked yesterday. They show some paintings that look A LOT like secret vampire lover

(YOUTUBE IMAGE OF THIS VIDEO HAS BEEN REMOVED FOR COPYRIGHT BLAHBLAH)

Update: Abstergo's got YouTube taking every upload down so I uploaded it here (sorry for the quality)

(SECURITY CAM VIDS)

#i dont care if erudito got these illegally #abstergo being shady af #dl the video and post them yourselves #keep circulating the tapes #they cant silence all of us #release the artworks abstergo #da vinci vampire lover stan #da vinci vampire lover #leonardo da vinci #da vinci secret lover not-salai #wanted da vinci boy #fuck abstergo

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(Reblog)

Just wanted to share the best tags

#leosalai is toxic af #salai literally stole leonardo's money and gambled it all away #ngl im a leovamp fan cause those sketches are hotter than monna vanna #i really think leonardo lost secret vampire lover #like maybe he died or he's really a vampire and he left leonardo because he wanted to suck his blood #salai is like rebound

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Oh my god. You guys are insane

(screenshot of AO3:

1 - 20 of 121 Works in Leonardo Da Vinci/Secret Vampire Lover)

#there are 110 works with the tag Vampire AU #oh my god why is hurt and comfort 119? #leovamp fans are you okay??? #da vinci vampire lover #leonardo da vinci #da vinci secret lover not-salai #wanted da vinci boy ========================

Someone just made a Twilight AU with Leonardo Da Vinci and his Secret Vampire Lover and it's actually pretty good. Definitely better than Twilight

#fic rec #da vinci vampire lover #leonardo da vinci #da vinci secret lover not-salai #wanted da vinci boy

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I think everyone is focusing too much on LeoVamp that they forgot the most important thing.

(picture of Desmond's wanted photo)

WHO THE HELL IS THIS DUDE AND WHY DOES HE LOOK EXACTLY LIKE LEONARDO'S SKETCHES!

Wanted Da Vinci boy, SPEAK UP!

Reply: he can't speak up. he's hiding from everyone because abstergo wants his ass.

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GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK

(screenshot of new york times saying that the National Museum of Syria was given a journal that had the sketch of a man who looks exactly like Da Vinci's Secret Vampire Lover and they have confirmed that it is older than Leonardo's sketches)

Someone in Syria saw the news and realized his family has an old ass journal THAT JUST SO HAPPEN TO HAVE A SKETCH OF THE SAME MAN???

AND THE MAN HAS A NAME IN THE SKETCH! HIS NAME IS ALTAIR!

Reply (u/iammyancestors): It's Altaïr, not Altair.

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Hello LeoVamp nation. Apparently, Secret vampire lover's name is Altaïr. Are we accepting this?

#asking for my fic #i dont know how to feel about the name #are we calling it #leoalt #or #altleo #da vinci vampire lover #leonardo da vinci #da vinci secret lover not-salai #wanted da vinci boy

Sometimes I wonder if Leonardo made some kind of art piece of Ezio that either was not destroyed, or got lost in between their time and modern times

Imagine someone uncovering a portrait or a series of sketches of Ezio (some, perhaps, even racy) and going absolutely gaga over it

Que researchers trying to find out who the model is, as one does with da Vinci art

And then someone makes comparison between the art and that one wanted poster they have seen on news channel. Now Abstergo has some Big Contenders in their Search for Desmond

There are conspiracy theories popping up

Abstergo has to do damage control because some upstart got it into their head they wanted Desmond to get some code that da Vinci apparently came up with and passed on to his friend’s family

And because someone decided Desmond is a time traveller and Abstergo is trying to cover it up

And because Desmond is apparently the only living proof of vampires existing

…The theories just keep multiplying

Shawn may or may not fuel fire on a few of them 

[gorillaxyz]

every picture from tje hiss case is so beautiful and amazing to me

[chai-en-kaadhale]

seeing this made me feel like someone ordered a hit on me

[hatotangoftek]

YYEEEESSSSS IM FREE FROM WOMANISM!!!

[number-one-fan-of-heavy]

Has Heavy been wearing hot coats?

YYEEEESSSSS ! !!!!!@!!!!!! HE IS SO SEXY AND GORGEOUS AND I LOVE IT WHEN HE WEARS HIS SWEATERS!!!!!! WE HAVE MATCHING USHANKAS!!!!!!!!!!! I am a little upset that it is too cold to be without a coat for nighttime battles... We can no longer be cute in our pyjamas together.

[eerna]

Everyone is ATN starved that people on Twitter are calling Chappell’s first VMA outfit Alecto or Mercy 😭

I am one of them... My friends referenced both and I was like YYEEEESSSSS because I am so starved I don't mind that it doesn't really make any visual sense

[alpinezro]

si there a lunoo playlist ^_^ curious

YYEEEESSSSS its a little outdated but hes STILL THERE!! ty for asking :-)

[angelfoodscake]

SOMEBODY UPLOADED AN ACHUCHONES COMPILATION ON YOUTUBE YYEEEESSSSS

[smilepilled]

hollow knight..... :3 - @idcode

YES YYEEEESSSSS YYYYEEEEEEEESSSSSS

[flooficandii]

YYEEEESSSSS I GET TO PUT ON MY GARLEMALD WINTER GEAR AGAIN YES THANK YOU 6.3 MWAH MWAH

[mentalpolaroids]

it makes me so happy they invited deion and julia

YYEEEESSSSS

Chase posted something with Deion saying "it's not the same without you" so I'm assuming we're not getting Kelce this season but it was still so nice to see him with the cast

They all looked so happy and I'm very very proud of them and so excited for season 3!!!!

[novasucksuwu]

Best thing ‘bout quarantine : NO FAMILY GATHERINGS NO FAMILY GATHERINGS NO FAMILY GATHERINGS NO FAMILY GATHERINGS NO FAMILY GATHERINGS NO FAMILY GATHERINGS-

[bumbly-beee]

I want more of protective uncle Donald

[critgemhero]

A GOLDEN GIRLS WEAPON, FUCK YEAH!!