#yuri is also here yay

[hotarufutaba]

dan birth story

[spaciebabie]

would you believe me if i said i kept this mostly spoiler free...?

[hildannette]

i found a character sorter rank thingy i did in october and then redid it just now and it's quite funny to me. girls before they play azure moon vs girls after they play azure moon. giggling

[telesodalite]

...thinking of maybe... of maybe drawing some more scav yuri, of varying levels of cute or unhinged (or both👀?), for the love month, for my mental health or whatever, so uh, is there any particular pairing or such that anyone would wanna see? I need excuses lol

[gemwolfz]

doodles today. except the kululu that was a few days ago and never posted. also crash bandicoot is here dont mind him hes just visiting

[goldentigerfestival]

Another case of me kicking the dub in the face for making Yuri sound super angry at Flynn when he's not.

[stripysockxx]

I’ve been thinking about a universe where Amy the hedgehog is our main character and her rival is Blaze the cat…. This is just a self indulgent fuse of Sonadow and blazamy but I’m kinda crazy about it…. Idk infodump below????

Okay so Amy here is pretty much Sonic but not as fast, and she still has her hammer because and I quote “it’s cool”. She doesn’t have to use it to fight but she has fun with it and she KNOWS she looks cool. But yeah I have more thoughts about Blaze….

I’m honestly finding it kinda difficult to translate Shadows story but… Blaze is the ultimate life form created by (probably some variation of Maria as an eggwoman not sure yet) and was created to be a weapon for gun. Iblis is basically this universes black doom and its flames are living inside of her. She wears 5 inhibitor rings to ensure she doesn’t overdo her power (2 on her arms, legs and one in her hair) Now I kinda want Silver to be her dead sibling….. and I’m really rocking with the idea that Blaze accidentally kills him… but then that doesn’t really set up her want for revenge but… I don’t know the thought of her resenting her power but not able to do anything about it I really like.. and I love when characters struggle with self hatred and suicidal tendencies so…

And just like Amy showing Blaze to accept herself and her power, is just cute and I want insane crazy girl rival Yuri in my life so yeah idk I’m gonna cringe if anyone read this but I’m cringe and free…

oh also about the last piece I was thinking that if blaze went super she wouldn’t be able to control herself and would incinerate the entire universe being the only one to remain for eternity :) Butttt!! Since Amy would be there to go super with her she would be able to control it with her help!! Yay!

[artofrolsch]

So I've watched 1992s production of Elisabeth recently, while also having an extreme case of Bribelle brainrot

And here comes a crossover of two niche media that absolutely NOBODY asked for

Yay toxic yuri yay

Faybelle as Death and Briar as Sisi

[spaciebabie]

unamed is a "failed" (really they only failed b/c they were unable to be controlled) biological weapon and dahlia is a military girlie who has started to be disillusioned w/what she's actually fighting for (its nothing: spoilers) and it comes to a head when her squadron is tasked with terminating this "biological weapon" that has somehow evaded the government for years and killed a good portion of their soldiers. everyone is super vague about it, they tell the squadron (minus the leader) basically what they need to know and nothing more. its a biological weapon. it can kill you. it has killed before. it has the ability to rip chunks of concrete off of buildings and destroy entire blocks of city. you must kill it.

now dahlia is scared for her life. shaking in her military boots, she knows shes a good soldier, but is she fit for this? shes not the best around and she doesnt try to be, there are others who fill that position for her, but after this? she could become a military hero. it makes her stomach curl up in a knot b/c she already was considering quitting because of the shit shes seen. maybe this was a sign that she should actually quit

but she doesnt

and thats the best/worst mistake of her life.

they get out to where this biologican weapon has made a "home" for itself and its run down, stinky, dirty, just the worst possible place any living thing can...well live.

so thats immediately a red flag for her! but, she has orders to follow.

they get all stationed up. they're going to ambush this thing and put it down like a dog. its a bit sad she thinks to herself as she sets up the rifle for use. shes the one tasked with sniping this thing when it emerges. her squad mates all light up the in ear radio with testing testing...bravado to delta barking out various military speak. shes not really paying attention. shes just thinking about the "biological weapon" that had the misfortune of being born into this world.

yet another innocent life ruined by the government. and better yet the same entity that created this life is going to end it. that truth is more bitter than the blackest coffee in the world. and after this, dahlia says, shes going to finally quit. she thinks about what form this biological weapon could have taken. some kind of big cat? maybe a wolf or dog (she knew they were experiementing with those). maybe some unorthodox animal like a cow maybe a chicken (she didnt know why chicken experimentation was kept under such strict wraps but whatever. the military is weird.) or ape. really, there were no limits. the big guys did what they wanted. and then one of her squad mates gives the signal that the weapon has left its chambers and headed into the main area. dahlia sniffs (its freezing out here), steadies her breathing, and coils her finger around the trigger...she waits for the target to enter the view of her scope and...

its a person.

its a whole ass living breathing person. a skinny, malnourished looking one at that. they're effectively wearing rags, their dark skin is ashen, their cheekbones protrude from their face, it looks like they havent had a good bath in awhile, and dahlia falters. her breath hitches. she removes her finger from the trigger. surely this isnt the weapon they're speaking of. this guy looked like they could barely pick up a spoon. so she radios her squad leader who had seen a picture of the thing and is like, "hey i think there's a civilian out here" leader is like, "okay we'll check it out hold your fire". a moment passes. the civillian is still just kind of standing there not doing anything. looking around absent mindedly. kicking rocks. interesting. when they catch the real bioweapon she's gonna go down there and help this person out. get them some clothes, a bath, and-

"there are no civilians around solider, free to shoot" what. surely she must be mistaken. and so she asks again. and is met with the same response. so she asks more clearly, "is the bioweapon a person?" there's a beat of hesitation before the leader confirms that yes, that poor looking fellow below is actually what they were sent here to kill.

but she doesnt have time to register what that means or throw down her weapon because the ground is suddenly ripped from under her.

[monsterfuckerconfessions]

afab lesbian from last time who wants to be an elf femboy. turns out i am transmasc and might just be a transhet guy and i realized that all thanks to monsterfucking porn so yay(?!).

anyways here's MORE ideas on what to do when i get reincarnated into a fantasy world as a femboy elf:

- GET A HAREM. it is crucial as a reincarnated person that you form a party of CUTE MONSTER GIRLS WHO WANT TO FUCK YOU AND FIGHT OVER YOU (only to end up also fucking one another in the end (♡ yuri))

- Meet an orc warrior lady who mistook you as a woman but is really chill when you explained that you're a man. In fact, there's heart in her eyes. This 7-feet-tall something woman of pure muscle seems curious—no—eager to milk a pretty boy's balls dry. And you know what? Hell yeah.

- Summon an eldritch monster girl and fuck her through the summoning portal. Like a stuck in the wall situation but YOU'RE the perpetrator. Imagine how ruined her ass will look before she even has the chance to emerge into your realm~

- Defeat a male dragon and transform it into a small paladin kobold-woman to join your party (giving her fat tits for the optimum experience)

- Meet fellow (trans) elf femboys and gangbang a gnoll woman together :) Or they could just be your magic clones!

- Use a slime girl as an eager gooey oozy watery onahole.

- Give a holstaur MILF some anal training. Milkers and cunt is GREAT but you want to surprise her with just how weak her virgin butthole is to some elf's ministrations. Make her moo pathetically while you pull beads out of her~ And then get pampered~ If a cow woman calls me a good boy i will bust on the spot no joke

I believe that is all. Thank you again monsterfucker hentai for helping me find out that I am a (1) Pervert for older women (2) Pervert for monster women (3) Transgender (4) Top

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[kocinen]

DR YURI !! oc showcase, my mascot/sona <3

she/he/any, she can be drawn masc or fem, this is her th profile https://toyhou.se/29330139.dryuri yay!

I also draw her in outfits ive worn like here

^ from when i went to a con in utah, and when one of my lolita dresses finally arrived <3

and these r just more masc sketches

[dollie-disaster-darling]

fem sskk fanart :]]

okay so basically, I saw this amazing artist, AKA @tunamayuuu post fem sskk and I got so moved that I wanted to...make fanart of the fanart? I don't know what the name of that action is, but I did it. As one does.

(again, I have no idea how to tag someone so I'm trying out all the methods I saw on the internet :| )

You know, lately, I've been wondering to myself why I haven't drawn atsushi or akutagawa despite me liking them both. It's only while I was drawing I realized that I 100% *suck* at drawing those two specifically. Their hair makes me wanna 💥💥💥 i felt my soul leave my body when my first drawing of atsushi ended up looking like a generic power of friendship MC. And felt it forced back into me just to squeeze itself painfully when my first drawing of Akutagawa ended up looking like an emo Peppa pig.

So I'm really sorry, liege tuna. Despite me asking for your permission to use your designs, the abominations I made barely look like them! I really just can't draw with details, I guess. I wanted to make their hair as beautiful as the ones in the original fanart, but I couldn't do it. The marker work is also *abysmal* here, rip akutagawa's wild yet elegant hair with nice coloring. Oh well, at least the original is still there, as glorious as ever.

Anyways, I was planning on writing dialogue for the little blobs fighting but then I realized that I should just stick to one page so I left it out. It'd go something like:

[Akutagawa: Shut it, weretiger! I have no plans on taking any lectures from someone that doesn't iron their clothes!

Atsushi: Says the one whose hair is left alone more than endangered animals!

Akutagawa: What did you just say?!]

And then they fight til death does them part (wow) I just think thinking of them as yuri is really fun. The envy, the admiration, the closeness of understanding each other, and the distance from making assumptions about each other really just feels so at home with the yuri I like.

Anyways, this was kind of fun in a stressful way, but I'm glad I did it. Thank you adored tunamayuuu for letting me do this, please know your art gives me serotonin each time I see it. Atsushi, I'm sorry for making you look weird and for letting akutagawa sit on you. Akutagawa, I'm sorry for making your blush look like face paint swatches and for making your hair like that.

And that's all, I think (yay)

[thebeetleguy]

Ok whatever I can’t stay away from Marcie posting forever. Istg this might become a blog dedicated to Adventure Time shit…

I thi k the episode Varmints is really impactful to the depth of Bonnie and Marcie’s relationship. Marceline being there for Bonnibel when she needed someone to lean on (literally) was really just so great. We also got a great glimpse at their past, when Marcie got her to tag a wall, which almost completely goes against what PB would usually do. She probably viewed it as archaic or childish but still did it for Marcie.

Another thing is that PB opens up to Marcie in this episode, something she’s not known for being good at, at least not completely. I feel that PB has always been able to talk about her most immediate feelings (I.E. “i’m angry” “i’m sad” “i’m stressed”) but she really digs deep here by mentioning how exhausted she is. She says, “I'm crazy tired, Marceline. I think I have been for a long time." which really just. Resonates with me. She has been draining herself for a long time, with her constant management of the Candy Kingdom and her *need* to do everything just right. She’s exhausted, she’s tired, and she needs someone to be there for her. That is Marceline (yay yuri!). It’s a really beautiful episode.

[astral-scout]

nobleflower hcs pls

omg yay i love u <33333

nobleflower are my GIRLS they are so dear to me. trust that they are always on my mind just floating around in there. yapping got out of hand and it is completely incoherent im so sorry

not really a headcanon but i love music and i associate everything with songs so. i just made a list of songs i associate with them!

ivy by taylor swift -- their theme song sorry not sorry

illicit affairs by taylor swift -- post breakup nobleflower where theyre absolutely a disaster!!!!! i eat that up

you're losing me by taylor swift

casual by chappell roan

good luck babe by chappell roan -- both povs sort of work i have to be honest. but i think alice would be more self aware about her sexuality and thus the chappell in this situation

we're in love by boygenius -- this one is kind of canon-compliant with alice being crucio-d by bellatrix & losing her memory.. because "if you dont remember i will try to remind you of [etc]"

christine by lucy dacus -- kind of au-y. as in i've written an au set to this song. and the "if you get married" verse drove me to tears

bullseye by lucy dacus theres a lot of lucy dacus here bc i love lucy dacus and she writes very nobleflower songs imo

lacy by olivia rodrigo kinda has that . enemies to lovers vibe that they embody in my mind

modigliani by lucy dacus "you make me homesick for places i've never been" is so alice core to me !!! she Is home. but the "and even if it [the subject's boyfriend] doesn't fit, you'll still wear it / cause if it's what you want, you're gonna get it" is . narcissa toward lucius to meee)

sister golden hair by america im not sure about this one . i lovelovelove this song and it came on while i was writing a nobleflower fic and i was like Yup this is them all right. idk. narcissa is blond i guess

daffodil by florence and the machine YES it is mostly because narcissa means daffodil . HOWEVER. i do have some justification for it in that "the helpless optimism of spring" and "sometimes i see so much beauty i dont think i can cope" are my alice)

troublemaker doppelganger by lucy dacus hear me out on this one ok . au where they have a messy break up and marry their canonical husbands etc etc and then being haunted by That Bitch their whole lives. this song is alice pov specifically "it couldn't have been you but she had your eyes / made for faking smiles and turning tides" are you hearing me. "was it that girl, that beautiful girl, thirsty for love and eager for attention / was it that girl who taught me about destruction?" ARE YOU HEARING ME "they made you a throne out of magazines, they made you a crown out of peonies" quintessential narcissa to mee.... also "is that a hearse or a limousine" simply SCREAMS the black family

night shift by lucy dacus i think most people know this one so. no explanation necessary

vampire empire by big thief yeah its them. did somebody say toxic yuri

anything by adrianne lenker (christmas eve w your mother and sis is druella and bellatrix btw . if they wouuld ever be in a situation where they meet alice LMAO) i dont wanna be the owner of your fantasy i just wanna be a part of your family... you held me the whole way through when i couldnt say the words like you / i was scared indigo but i wanted to <- narcissa pov song for once. i dont know why all these songs have been alice pov sorry

moon song by phoebe bridgers "and if i could give you the moon i would give you the moon... you are sick and youre married and you might be dying but youre holding me like water in your hands..." yeah

dreams by fleetwood mac post breakup again! "like a heartbeat drives you mad / in the stillness of remembering what you had / and what you lost .... say women they will come and they will go / when the rain washes you clean you'll know" yeah. alice. im on that haunting each other shit again

(you may have sensed by now that i have listened to approximately 5 artists in my entire life. yes i am slightly ashamed of it)

i looove academic rivals nobleflower. narcissa needs academic validation to function and alice is an Academic Weapon tm and they fuckng hate each other. but then they fall in love. you know that post that's like "i fear only one person has ever truly understood me and i fucking hate the guy" ? yeah thats nobleflower to me

however ! i think they could become friends in like . a homoerotic bound-to-end-badly kind of way. (they definitely had one of those sapphic homoerotic sleepovers and kissed and never talked about it again.) their friendship would be sort of like.. regina george and cady heron core kind of.. if cady didnt gaf about what regina tried to get her to do and couldnt stand the plastics

alice reads poetry for the sheer joy of it. the real love of her life is poetry and her favourite thing to do is curl up with a big mug of tea and read some poems. narcissa reads poetry because she is pretentious and wants to be liek, an Intellectual. that kind of vibe. (alice teaches her to love it for the right reasons eventually. they read sappho together like the lesbian losers they are)

since i am in university (unfortunately) i like putting them in my shoes because i hate them. i think narcissa woudl be an english, psychology, or anthropology major, and alice would be an engineering, music, health sciences, or biology major (i have a lot of Career Paths in mind for her). she could also do english for Rivalry reasons ( I AM AN ENGLISH MAJOR IF YOU COULDNT TELL)

alice would minor in something "political" (for lack of a better word) (gender studies, global studies etc) and she would be super political around campus, fighting for social justice. narcissa would not gaf (ultra privileged rich white girl that she is) and it would drive alice nuts (she is right). she would try to get narcissa to protest w her and narcissa wouuld be like ??? no ??? alice can fix her.

theres an au floating around my head where theyre rival lawyers who have to work together on a case.. and learn about each other along the way... and its set in new york and its raining... idk

i have also been thinking abt them in an orchestra........ narcissa on flute (because i played flute for 5 years and im determined to make it do SOMETHING for me) and alice on bass or violin.. minerva as the conductor... lots of drama

theyre so 90s core to me i dont konw why... i have like 3 separate 90s au nobleflower wips 😞 also vaguely-regency-era (I did not pay attention in history idk when that even was) britain.. yea

this ^ is like, The nobleflower picture if you look up their aesthetic on pinterest . its in everyones boards yaknow. but the pinterest people are right its them

thats all i got for now! thank u again for letting me yap about them <3 iam posting this right before i go to sleep so if theres some truly horrific typo or i missed something .. too bad! i am eepy.

[thataaabattery]

Rewatching Link Click

To preface: I never watched Yingdu or finished all of season 2 despite being spoiled for the end of s2 and some minor ones for Yingdu.

That said, here are some of my ramblings:

Also, old men yaoi? Pfff get on my level, old women Yuri is far superior (especially in donghua).

1: Noodle Lesbians

2: Noodle Gays

MANY parallels including these scenes. For context on the second pic, it’s right before the outro during the noodle episode.

Evidence:

Episode 2:

Cxs: “By the way, if we ever get into a disagreement would we -break up- too?”

Flashes to LG not telling Cxs the news of Emma’s murder

CXS: “If you dare go behind my back, I’ll mess up that -handsome- face!”

NL (noodle lesbians):

Brunette: “Today was our grand opening, its like our first night married.”

Black-haired (BH):

“You just said tonight was our wedding night. Shall we..”

Puts her hand over her’s suggestively

BH: “Back in our dorm, you’d beg to sleep together after watching scary movies.”

CXS: ‘They were even roommates in college.’

Guess who else are roommates and went to college together? And they were roomates!!

Boss lady standing up to misogny

And showing her belief that men are useless & reliable— perhaps even hinting at UNDATEABLE-

The classic spaghetti string shared, but with ramen

BH: “My happiness is the look on your face when you eat my noodles.”

OMG SO PRECIOUS .. and sapphic

CXS talking to LG

Driver who hears:

“I’ve seen many women who talk to themselves after they argue with their HUSBANDS”

“They say the smell of flowers awake the most fragrant memories”

Shows the back of LG

Ah.

In conclusion: I love a women-focused episode, yay. Wait, is it woman focused if it is CXS and LG inherently involved.. and CXS is a man despite possessing her body at the time-

You know what, shhhhhhh. Noodle Lesbians. 💕 🍜

[kavalyera]

i need 2 yap about my other manila by night npcs😭 anyways heres the court

Prince Alejandra de Silva: ventrue prince who needs a therapist for inflicting generational trauma on people who aren’t even related to her. homophobic lesbian beer aunt in old woman toxic yuri with her lasombra primogen

Esteban Basilio: gangrel primogen. alejandra’s fav because he was basically just like “okay❤️ yay❤️” when she made him primogen

Serena Liwanag: club owner and lasombra primogen stuck in a blood bond with an alcoholic asshole. yearns to be apart of the sabbat again

Rudy Aquino: “sir do i get a plus if i cook you adobo?” “okay fine. i won’t eat it but i’ll give you a plus if it isn’t burnt.” tremere regent of the tanggan de maynila (manila chantry) and primogen! university professor for santo thomas university on weekdays

Louisa-Grace Mallari: museum owner and sweetest out of all the primogen! toreador that wants to kill alejandra with her bare hands and leave her in the manila bay to rot. two faced bitch

Samuel: nosferatu primogen with mommy issues and latched onto alejandra, serena, and louisa. they lowkey have a rat army but whats a nosferatu without one?

Angelo Macapagal: HOMOSEXUAL HARPY!!!! FAGGING IT UP WHEREVER HE GOES!!!! is the reason why the prince has homophobia in her gaze (banu haqim masquerading as a toreador)

Precious: weird name for a sheriff but hey its a really common filipino name so. a little bit of a fucked up caitiff that got adopted by alejandra now she’s here! she also executes someone by burning them alive sometimes if the prince wills it hashtag pyromaniac

the anarchs

David Ramos: brujah baron of tondo with DADDY ISSUES. MOMMY ISSUES. PERSONAL ISSUES. has a cool ass motorcycle and takes his gf on joy rides before um. getting a blood hunt placed onto him. heart

May Fernando: gangrel that will beat your ass even though she’s 5’0 tall with a dream. has david’s rosary as a keepsake