#yugo's fucked

[cocogum]

Another question I had. So, I'm assuming that Amalia and Yugo will have children in the future. But I doubt that the children will inherit Yugo's longevity (I think it would be too painful for them), but it makes me wonder what Yugo's situation would be in that case (because he's also going to be reincarnated). However, I'm only assuming that because it's implied that there must be someone from the royal bloodline on the throne. Like, I'm not sure if Yugo had any other children in his previous lives.

Anon please for the love of god take a break and stop having these thoughts at 3 am...

I'm guessing you're the same one who gave me that yugo reborn ask a few days ago.

Why can't you just let me be happy for once instead of making me think about how doomed Yugo and Amalia are? Huh? Why do you like to be curious?

I've actually talked about a case like this of two other people in the krosmoz on whether their children would be demigods or not. That case was about Poo and Kali with their unborn child in the Ogrest manga, and yes, they did do the deed together, but to get the full context, here's the post.

Anyway, I mentioned in Kali and Poo's post that a demigod, no matter who they're with, would either have a demigod child, a mortal child, or be infertile. Then, I showed proof of my claim by presenting Otomaï and Goultard's cases.

But I never mentioned or bothered explaining Yugo's case. Until now. Because of you. Because of your curiosity.

Given Amalia's royal status, she must secure the next generation by conceiving a child. Since Yugo's her husband and happens to be a demigod, he'll have to help her gain the next heir.

Yugo may not be from the same planet as her, but his anatomy works precisely like a perfectly healthy man. His race also works the same as the World of Twelve (which also means like ours), so Amalia will be fine when it comes to having a child the natural way, regardless of whether the newborn ends up being a demigod or not.

One thing's for sure, though, given what we've learned from Kali, Poo, Otomaï, and Goultard, a demigod can either have a demigod baby, a mortal baby or can, unfortunately, be infertile.

And since Yugo's anatomy works the same as a twelvian, any of these options can work. Yes, even the infertile one.

However, there is a slight chance his children can be mortals but have exceptional longevity. Since Yugo's made of pure wakfu, his children could inherit that part of him and carry loads of wakfu energy in their systems, potentially making them age slower than a mortal even when they're not a demigod.

But for the sake of this hypothetical situation, let's say Yugo impregnates Amalia and she ends up having a child, demigod or not. Then what?

That's where Yugo's situation would differentiate him from other demigods because, unlike them, he has an eternity to live.

Sure, the twelvian demigods can theoretically live forever as well. But only if they don't end up in danger and stay in one place forever. If they die, it's over for them. They don't get to live again or have a second chance at life. Not even the ecaflip demigods, who have nine lives, can live forever because, well, they only have nine lives. The best case scenario for the twelvian demigods to live once more is if someone used the six primordial dofus to bring them back to life, but even that seems like a huge chore to do since to revive only one person, you'll need vast amounts of people to sacrifice.

So in short, yes.

Even if Yugo were to have demigod or mortal children with Amalia, his life would be harrowing for him. Everyone around him will die before him, and everything he has ever considered familiar to him will eventually wither away for good. Not even his children with Amalia will be able to outlive him; he'll end up all alone with only Adamaï by his side.

It won't matter if his children end up having divine blood or not; Yugo will lose them either way.

When he gets reborn, there's a huge chance he may reencounter his children (if they're demigods), but he won't remember them. His children may be the ones who went to look for him, or maybe they just found each other by accident, and Yugo would feel this strong connection towards them. There might even be a case where he could get cared for by his children without him even being aware of it (like how Goultard took care of Dally when he used to have no recollection of being the Iop god).

So yeah, Yugo and Amalia are doomed either way.

Eva and Dally are that happy couple where Dally gave up his immortality to live with his family. In contrast, Yugo and Amalia represent the opposite: a couple doomed to fail in the future no matter their choices because Yugo can't give up his immortality since his whole existence is linked to one of the primordial eliatrope dofus.

I feel like this is such an ironic parallel between these two couples.

You got a god who fucked around with the world and learned to become part of it, whereas a demigod loved being a part of the world but will become its doom in the future.

Yugo was a mistake and, therefore, cannot have a normal life with his children and wife.

His entire existence was meant to have one purpose: to lead his people and protect them by repeatedly risking his own life from danger. He was never supposed to have a normal life.

[ramshacklerumble]

there’s something about floyd casually but purposefully name dropping that gets to me. like no it wasn’t on accident. also don’t question it because he’s not gonna give you an answer. (i like to imagine this happens literally the day before the original sophomore class’ graduation.) (i should figure out how to show how gia gets his earring at some point.)

BONUS:

(guest appearance from @tixdixl’s rené lamar)

BONUS BONUS:

(it’s funnier when you find out gia’s the one who often forgets text back and misses calls. that’s what you get for long distance dating a fucking part-evil genius, floyd.)

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[wabbitears]

hit indie developers limbolane is dropping great god grove tomorrow and I can already feel the hyperfixation madness crawling in Please Please Check Out This Game When It Arrives PLEASE!!!!

[bright-eyed-dizzy]

the happiest guy around!

[zxal]

AU that's been eating away at my brain for the past several weeks that spawned from @cyberdragoninfinity and I being like "what if the yuboys swapped dimensions" -> "do the bracelet girls swap too" -> "they swap but also to different dimensions"

standard yuto & rin are childhood friends and go to you show together; the other characters don't swap dimensions so rin is skip's kid and yuto is yusho and yoko's kid. yuto runs a "performedieval" deck themed around renaissance fair-type actors. rin runs a fire-attribute spellcaster "bellodious" deck themed around hot peppers 🌶️

xyz yuya & celina know each other through school (and yuya knows shay through her by extension) but they frankly Aren't Very Close. yuya runs a "phantom bards" deck with little ghostly animal musicians and celina runs a "lyriline" deck with catgirl rockstars.

synchro yuri & lulu grew up and lived together until yuri decided to steal the duel runner they built together and enter the friendship cup on his own (making him the current champion). yuri runs a plant-type "speedling" deck themed around rapid-growth plants, lulu runs a winged beast-type "windwing" deck with arctic birds.

fusion yugo & zuzu are unlikely friends (in the sense that zuzu isn't "allowed" to hang out with yugo but does anyway). neither of them are supposed to leave DA which zuzu thinks is super unfair, so she sneaks yugo out with her to go check out the standard dimension. yugo runs a "predapuzzler" deck with monsters based on puzzles, toys, & predatory animals, and zuzu runs a "lunalull" deck with flowergirl monsters that bloom at night

[cyberdragoninfinity]

I'M GOING TO ABSORB YOUR POWERS UNTIL THERE'S NOTHING LEFT OF YOU, YUGO !

[yourlocaldragonz]

evangelyne drawing in gartic phone

+bonus yugo doodle 🙏

[ursarminoris]

We still don't know why Joris wasn't present at Yugo and Amalia's wedding.

I want Ankama to give us a valid reason for this unjustified absence

(especially since Kerubim and Atcham were present, themselves)

[bluegumballmf]

Your silence is noticed. FREE PALESTINE 🍉🇵🇸

[wu-wakfu-undertale]

Re-watching wakfu for the first time in years and s1 Yugo was so silly???

dude discovered he could make portals at will and his first thought after actually acknowledging it is "i can do so many cool pranks with this"

[articwolfclawartist]

*insert “be careful of the boys you ignore in middle school” incel joke here*

Modern AU that I made purely for the growth spurt joke. Yugo’s time in the Necroworld was actually an allegory for male puberty

Originally just wanted to make their clothing as adults evocative of their royal attire but ended up making them all blends of multiple outfits

[cocogum]

Had a friend who had these two screenshots of Yugo and Amalia holding hands in Season 4, and I COULDN'T STOP LOOKING AT THE COMPARISON HE MADE OMG

Look at how Yugo's hand looked before his growth he's such a baby!! 😭😭💖💖💖

This is what puberty does to a man after it😫😫💘💘

[shitpostingkats]

I heard we were talking about Yuboys genders

[saturnyukaa]

giggling very hard thinking about tristeva at yumalia’s wedding because while i KNOW tot heavily rushed the wedding so we barely saw any reactions (or much of. yknow, ANYTHING.), they were most definitely sobbing uncontrollably and clutching onto eachother for dear life the entire time

[kogglyuffs]

hmm

aight you asked

[moths-are-better]

GUESS WHAT I JUST GOT