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The current revisionism in Gravity Falls fandom by people who were literally elementary schoolers when the show was airing is so funny to me like. No, people weren't shipping BillDip over BillFord because everyone was morally derelict and just loved shipping a twelve year old with a triangle that much.
People weren't shipping BillFord BECAUSE FOR THE LONGEST TIME NO ONE KNEW FORD EVEN EXISTED!!!! 😭😭😭
#gravity falls#billdip#billford#bill cipher#dipper pines#stanford pines#people started shipping billford the moment he showed up and it became clear that they had some sort of relationship to one another#also genuinely idgaf if you ship billdip dipper isnt real bill isnt real if youre genuinely getting worked up over a ship you need to get#your priorities in order
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They won’t be separated next year 🥹🥹
#Gigi thank you for keeping my family together#the realest of all time#like yes carlos IS more important than Ferrari#you have your priorities in order#carlos sainz#cs55#team 55#carlos sainz jr#scuderia ferrari#williams racing#las vegas 2024#las vegas gp 2024
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pouring one out for luo binghe in my disciple SQQ fic, poor guy has taken a backseat here. we're nearly 30k words deep and he hasn't even shown his face once. it'll be much longer before he even actually talks to Shen Qingqiu.
(i say im pouring one out but in reality im sitting in my director's chair chewing on a cigar and wearing a beret as he tearily and unsuccessfully pleads with me for more scenes with Shen Qingqiu)
#svsss#disciple shen yuan#scum villain#shen qingqiu#shen yuan#SQQ: building his found family on QJP and Plotting#LBH: idk off sniffing rocks somewhere while on one of his protagonist adventures#i say im pouring one out for him but in reality im laughing at him. sorry my guy you are just NOT my priority. be a better peak lord#tell your disciples to stop with the institutionalized peak hierarchy and the internal political intrigue and MAYBE we'll talk#oh he cant hear me he's wearing airpods. welp. *stares at LQG and YQY* more SQQ time for you then!#its funny because i do love bingqiu i just decided to write a fic exploring a roleswap concept i saw where LBH wasnt a good peak lord#and the concept itself didnt explore what consequences might occur if LBH was as inactive a PL as LQG was before redeeming him#like if BZP can go lord of the flies while unsupervised what happens if you leave QJP the same way?? political court intrigue and sabotage#being the protagonist and going on many adventures is great and all.... if you aren't tied down with the responsibilities of a peak lord.#binghe. binghe. binghe. binghe. your head disciple has instated a hierarchy on your peak and routinely sabotages the cultivation of the#junior disciples by actively disrupting their learning by sending them off to do menial chores that should be distributed equally across#the peak. binghe. he's gonna get someone killed. binghe. BINGHE. you're inadvertently creating a generation of cultivators who harbor#resentment against you specifically bc you failed to care and protect them as their shizun. BINGHE. DO YOU HEAR ME? BINGHE#oop. i guess not. SQQ time to organize a covert resistance group. i mean a secret study group that also doubles as an organization dedicate#to ruining Li Tao's reputation and standing amongst the rest of the sect. by boys! have fun storming the castle!#tldr unsweetened lemonade is: 'i force SQQ into a position of no power where keeping his head down is not an option bc neither the system#+ nor his surrounding peakmates will let him fade into the BG. and there's no LBH around for him to wifebeam into the Fave Disciple spot'#its also a 'SY and SJ are the same person' fic bc i love the trope and having a disciple SY where he's also SJ is such a specific niche#that i'll just have to write it myself in order to see it. im having a blast with it. im gonna give him SO much found family.#liushen and yueshen(? qijiu?) are fighting for 1st while poor bingqiu is trying to claw its way out of 3rd with minimal success#good fucking luck babe you gotta fight SQQ's seven evil disciples first. THEN you gotta fight Liu Qingge and Yue Qingyuan.#and then you gotta fight me. romance isnt even in the cards for this fic they're fighting for the SUBTEXT.#roll for disadvantge binghe
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Silliest and gayest Napoleon fun fact?
oh man... hard to pick
I feel like it's the one everyone knows which is that, according to Meneval, Napoleon had a penchant for taking running leaps into the laps of friends/secretaries/people he liked**.
Also, this bit from Meneval**: “[Napoleon] would come and sit on the corner of my desk, or on the arm of my armchair, sometimes on my knees. He would put his arm around my neck and amuse himself by gently pulling my ear.”
There's also the one, that I feel is also pretty well known, which is in Cronin's biography**:
Napoleon found that his friendships with men often began with physical attraction, and this took a curious form. 'He told me,' says Coulaincourt, '...that for him the heart was not the organ of sentiment; that he felt emotions only where most men experience feelings of a different kind: nothing in the heart, everything in the loins and in another place, which I lean nameless.' The feeling Napoleon described as 'a sort of painful tingling, a nervous irritability...the squeaking of a saw sometimes gives me the same sensation.'
**insert obligatory disclaimer about early modern/into early 19th century male friendships and homo-social relations being far more intimate and physical in their expression than they are in modern north american and/or #Western Society etc. etc.
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Not quite on topic, but I am often amused whenever I think about Napoleon ribbing Cambaceres about his love-life and that one story where Napoleon hauled everyone out of bed at ass-o'clock in the morning for Empire Reasons. Cambaceres was late to this impromptu meeting and when he arrived Napoleon apparently said something like, “When your emperor calls for you, Cambacérès, you must tell your pretty ladies to put their trousers back on, take up their canes and be off”.
Relatedly, that letter from Napoleon to Josephine where Napoleon writes: “is it true the First Chancellor is in love? you might have given me a hint”.
Napoleon being like: babe. babe. you need to tell me the Deetz. i ne eed..,, them. for Reasons. babe. babe. you can't leave hanging. babe.
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thank you for the ask!! :D :D
#napoleon: cambaceres get your priorities straight#Napoleon: or not straight but at least get them in order. I'm no. 1 everyone else is no. 2#[insert that Evil Kermit song: i am number 1 and you are number 2]#napoleon bonaparte#ask#reply#anon#napoleon#napoleon and queerness#i need an actual tag for this stuff
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Apollo there is an ACTIVE BOMB in the COURTROOM that will HAVE to WAIT
#ace attorney#apollo justice#the cosmic turnabout#dual destinies#get your priorities in order bitch!!!
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poll for fic time (we’ll be working on back into the trenches alongside the result ^^)
the first would be a oneshot, the second is a multichapter fic. the first chapter would be posted as soon as its done, no worries
#gravity falls#ford pines#stan pines#hey fandom folks. give us your blood- ae mean thoughts. thoughts. yes thoughts#(also this doesn’t mean today. it’s just order of priority y’know)
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because i have only the geatest opinions known to man heres an objective minecraft doors tier list and if you disagree we have to duke it out in the the center of the minotaurs labyrinth
#rambling#fuck it let this post breach containment#minecraft#tier list#if you disagree tell me your opinions because itll be great for my engagement#bars tbh#i should be sleeping right now but instead#i made minecraft doors tier list#because my priorities are very clearly in order#just like everyone else on uhhh#rock tumbler#you know. the website.
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In the assigned married fic, has Anakin even begun to process Padme saying that both of them will be moving to Naboo together? Like, they spoke earlier in the chapter about Anakin moving in with her on Coruscant, but Obi-Wan apparently spilled the beans about a much more permanent relocation to Naboo, and I am looking forward to Anakin's response to that, once he gets through processing everything else and remembers that part of the "conversation"....
i think padmé views moving to naboo more as a possibility than a future concrete plan -- the offer to be a permanent advisor on naboo is something she'd like to discuss with anakin as her husband before taking it or rejecting it. she says there's a lot of work she still wants to do in the senate, and she's probably thinking that it will be a few years before she would be able to go anyway. definitely after the war, but in her mind, she thinks anakin has every intention to leave the order after the war's over....because he kind of told her that. at least, in her mind he did: (from chapter 1)
“[Obi-Wan] asked me if I planned to leave the Order after the war,” he tells his wife. “And I lied, and then I think he began to support me. That’s what he looked like, anyway.” Padmé blinks at him, eyelashes falling slowly onto the jut of her cheek and then rising. “That’s good then,” she says, sounding hesitant. “That he supports us.” “Yeah,” Anakin replies, raising his hand to tuck a tendril of hair behind her ear. “Though…I’m sorry you had to lie,” she says, pressing forward until their faces are only a hand’s width apart. “Hopefully…” she trails off, biting her lip. Then she shakes her head slightly, and her mouth turns up into a smile as if she cannot help herself. “Hopefully he will not take the truth so hard.”
so anakin never says what lie he told obi-wan, he just says that he lied when asked if he was going to leave the Order, and that lie made obi-wan support him.
from an outsider's perspective, especially a biased outsider who is married to one of the insiders and believes them to have a future together, padmé's immediate understanding of this is that obi-wan asked if he was going to leave the order and anakin lied to him and told him he planned to stay and obi-wan began to support their marriage because he thinks he won't be losing anakin (padmé, who has three braincells, has long since realized obi-wan's obsessed with her husband)
and that's why she's smiling at the end (and also why they have sex at the fade to black) -- she believes anakin has just told her that when the war ends, he'll leave the Order to be with her and build a future together <3 so the offer to go to naboo is an option she can talk to her husband about, but she knows that anakin is going to no longer be a jedi....and if he's not a jedi, and she's not a senator....what's keeping them on coruscant?
BUT it's not just obi-wan that's feeling a bit catty during that dinner party scene, so i intentionally wrote padmé as putting this idea forward as less of a possibility and more of a done deal that she knows anakin will accept -- she talks about it like it's great big BACK OFF signs picketed around anakin because obi-wan is the biggest threat to their marriage in the entire galaxy and she's always known that
(but also no anakin has not begun to process that whole thing - but padmé, who now realizes they're NOT on the same page, is absolutely going to bring it up post-haste in the next chapter)
#asks#a more perfect union#obikin#sorry for all the words no one's really asked about padmé's perspective in this and i jumped at the opportunity to talk about it lol#i really have enjoyed writing these characters being their worst selves#like padmé isn't the bad guy in this story but she's definitely a wife who is in love with her husband and WILL fight to keep him#theres a moment ive written in the next chapter where shes like i put my husband above the republic and you should put your wife there too#because she did she would she said she did in canon asking vader to run away together as the republic burnt around them#her priorities when pushed against a rock and a hard place are very much: anakin then the republic#and the crux and tension of this fic is that anakin's are very clearly: obi-wan then the republic (which is just obi-wan again)#then padmé then the jedi order
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trick or treat ^-^ <3
You get stored in a little jar and placed on my shelf for me to look at when I want
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happy birthday to the consecutive reigning champion of the white boy of the month award, jacin clay. thank you for loving your shizophrenic princess and never punishing her for her illness, truly the perfect boyfriend
#the lunar chronicles#jacin clay#you may have been ableist to cinder and put the lives at risk of the rampion crew…TWICE#but it was all in the same of defending your best friend who is at risk of being murdered by her step mom#so i guess you did havebyour priorities in order in a way#but thanks for never losing the plot my guy#mine
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I'm excited for this round of Dracula Daily because yes podcast but also POLLS WE HAVE POLLS NOW
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Reading chapter 78 thinking ‘new fear unlocked’, meanwhile Ishmael:
Like excuse me?? sweet end?? Ishmael baby this is my worst nightmare now
#whale weekly#chapter 78#dying trapped inside a dead whale head covered in sperm sounds horrifying Ishmael get your priorities in order!!!
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my chest/stomach hair is struggling so bad but my back is super hairy. please for the love of gd you are needed at the front
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Imagine having beef with someone when you're three times their age
#sky screams into the void#NOT a fandom post just stuff happened at work#not as bad as last week but like 'wow. you really have your priorities in order huh'
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Sometimes… sometimes I wonder how someone can look at another person, hear that they’re struggling, and then somehow make it about themselves. Subtle enough that it’s not “who cares, let’s talk about me” but direct enough that the other person has to swallow down anger and frustration as to not escalate the situation
#I’m not feeling great. we all know this yes okay#how does me sharing that my elbow hurts lead to you asking if I can even go to the concert with you if I’m feeling so shitty#what does these two things have to do with each other#also how is that the priority? I paid for my own ticket. I’m not costing anyone else money if I don’t go#also when did I ever say I’m not going??? when did I even as much as hint at it??#because I am going. we’re still going. me being on sick leave isn’t changing that#I need things to look forward to as well. therapist’s order actually#but like. sure. how does my acute stress and burnout affect YOU. and your plans#even if you wrap it in ‘I’m worried about you’ vibes I can still see what you mean#if YOU don’t wanna go that’s fine. just say so. I’ll go without you#if it’s because you’re worried I’ll abandon you just say that#I’ll reassure you#am I rambling because I’m sensitive? yes#misha rants
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i think arguments/discourse regarding politics and such on here would be a lot more bearable if more people remember that the "Nirvana/Utopia fallacy" is a thing. Meaning, the false idea that there exists a solution to a complex problem, and that if you offer a solution to that problem that isn't perfect, what you proposed is invalid and not worthy of consideration.
Nuance is a thing, and it means that every solution will have some sort of nitpick in it, but if you want to proceed to the next problem, first thing to do is deal with the problem you have right now.
#random crap#people around here going I WANT A POLITICIAN THAT DOES NOTHING WRONG EVER AND HAS EVERY BELIEF I HAVE#look the bigger problem is the voting system and how it works#but right now the problem is whether or not you vote it an old guy with some really bad takes#or FUCKING TRUMP#get your head out of your ass and get your priorities in order
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