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i can never find any jonelias content and it absolutely kills me.
fyi i know the ship isn't healthy, but very few ships in tma are, including jmart, i dont genuinely believe that jonelias is 'good' in that sense, but it is narratively incredibly interesting
#tma#the magnus archives#jonelias#jonathan sims#elias bouchard#elias bitchard#your honour i love them#your honour i hate them
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me when i'm having a good day, but i suddenly remember jily and hinny are canon
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Public garden study date!!
#this is the very basic yet impeccable no quirks au#they are NORMAL high school students who go on STUDY DATES and do not break CHILD LABOR LAWS#it just occurred to me i shouldve used flower symbolism oopsie#anyways UA is a really prestigious private school in this AU#ochako is there on a sports scholarship and is quite modestly absolutely cracked academically#toga goes to public school but is determined to get into good higher education#shes a bio whiz and hates pretty much everything else#ochako is happy to help her out in her other classes#i havent decided how they meet exactly#but its cute trust#theyre just kids your honour#i love them#himiko toga#toga himiko#ochako uraraka#toga x uraraka#togachako#mha#bnha#my hero academia#boku no hero academia#wlw#chiquilines draws
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This is a redraw of this official doodle from vivziepop of those two dancing…in my style
I messed up Lucifer colour palette, he is white as a sheet lol
But oh well… tried
#be with them or be them#can’t wait for season 2#hazbin hotel#my art#radioapple#lucifer morningstar#appleradio#hazbin hotel alastor#hazbin hotel charlie#charlie morningstar#alastor the radio demon#art#digital art#radio demon#vivziepop#hazbin hotel 2024#hazbin alastor#they are married your honour#pls don’t hate me I am very delulu
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I did it I redrew the besties!!
#I love them your honour#man can we get like another ova or an extra chapter focusing on the reapers lmao they're like 90% of the reason I'm still in this fandom#like I am interested in the main story don't get me wrong#but the grip these weirdos with their shiny eyes and gardening tools and cinematic records have had on me for years is unreal#rent free in the back of my head and ebery few years they pop up like hey remember us btw we're still here#kuroshitsuji#kuroshitsuji fanart#black butler#black butler fanart#kuroshitsuji reapers#grell sutcliff#ronald knox#redraw#artists on tumblr#violetscanfly#tumblr hates me please click if you wanna see more than three pixels
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"Cucumber-bro and Airplane-bro would make a good couple-"
False. They're both morons. They would never acknowledge they are together. They would make a good "We got married drunk as a joke and take long romantic walks together and kiss each other on the mouth but no homo just as bros haha" pair and that's it.
Someone asks if they're married and one says "Yes" while the other says "Oh we're just bros", and they both look at each other and then switch answers.
#svsss#scum villian self saving system#shen qingqiu#shen yuan#airplane bro#shang qinghua#cumplane#i fucking hate you all for that ship name#theyre idiots your honour#cucumber bro mocks airplane bro for never getting dates while sitting on his lap#btw if anyone is wondering who i ship shen qingqiu with the answer is yes#he deserves them all
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#alicent hightower#rhaenyra targaryen#I am a rhaenicent apologist#house of the dragon#WHERE IS DUTY WHERE IS SACRIFICE#the gays really are winning the streaming services#agatha all along#I guess Viserys should be mentioned#the greatest love story never told#they could never make me hate you#rhaenyra x alicent#I love them your honour#best friends to lovers to enemies to in laws to ??????#it’s not true love unless you’re trying to steal the crown from the love of your life for your family’s survival
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THEM THEM YJEM THEM TEMM my session is almost over, just gotta do a last little (VERY VERY BIG FAST STRESFULL-) push and then schools done ^^!!!! AND SO HERES SOME SATOSUGU SKETCHES FROM A COUPLE DAYS AGO (i hadnt planned what i was going for in the drawing cuz it was just supposed to be a little brain empty sketch (cough, to procrastinate, cough, sorry teach TT), so ive got a bunch of different gojo attempts with different vibes lol (i couldnt just,,, not give geto his other half,, TT) -- none of them passed, i prolly wont finish this drawing -- ILL MAKE OTHERS INSTEAD DURING WINTER BREAK !!!! >:DDD) ---> im posting this now to give my official hello to JJK TUMBLR, HI! MY BRAIN HAS BEEN GOING VERY VERY FAST WHENEVER ITS ABOUT JJK (esp satosugu) FOR A WHILE NOW AND I JUST HAVE TO CONSUME CREATE EXIST IN 'BE' JJK SO UH.. yep
#kfc ship o7 THEYRE TRAGIC YOUR HONOUR WHY DOES TRAGEDY HAVE TO BE SO GOOD I LOPVE IT I HATE IT ILIVE FOR IT ID DIE TO SEE THEIR SMILE AGAIN#THE WAYS IN WHICH YOU TALK TO ME suguru.. HAD ME WISHING I WAS GONE sa to ru (chuckles YEAH THATS THE VOICE THAT CAN MAKE A GOD FOLD ALRIGH#satosugu#satosugu fanart#THEM#jjk#jjk fanart#GEGE AKUTAMI IM COMING FOR YOU (nicely?;... hashtag affectionately.. but hurtly!? TT)#you know what it is that gets me (and i will never shut up about that ever) THEMATIC PARALLELS#THEMATIC PARALLELS#THEMATIC PARALLSLLS#TEMATIC PARABLELS#IM JUST SAYIN#geto#geto suguru gojo satoru gojo geto suguru satoru AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHghhhh#呪術廻戦
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a lil (~500 words) smth with canon compliant s3 mosercest
he's seeing him again. nothing too surprising, not after the oscar incident, but dexter was hoping to turn to a new normalcy where there would not be a ghost of his brother, born from guilt and longing to be known.
brian is considerate and gentle, quite understanding, too. he's almost always silent in the peripheral when dexter's not alone, and he likes to make faces to everybody but debra: for her, he saves his best glares.
dexter has taken to finding comfort in this, in his stubborn dead brother who refuses to stay drowned at the bottom of biscayne.
but now it's midnight, and the ceiling of dexter's bedroom has never been so helpful in his scheming.
“penny for your thoughts, little brother.”
his gaze slowly travels to the wall brian is now leaning against, perched on one leg. he looks younger that way, less... burdened.
“you're in my head, so why bother asking?” after a pause, he gingerly adds, “big brother”, the new flavour leaving an unexpected aftertaste that's both sour and intriguing.
brian smiles, as is his habit. he pushes off the wall slowly and makes his way to dexter.
“indulge me?”
dexter scoffs and starts moving to the side, but stops midway and looks up.
“yeah, no need to give up space for not-so-material-me”, and to that, dexter can only nod.
“i'd really like to have you here, with me. it'd be far more efficient to look for freebo together, and it'd guarantee less attention drawn to both of us.”
he shrugs, never hiding his regret of not having the dream life he could've had.
“honest, straightforward. i like it. but tell me, dexter, how did it feel to kill oscar?”
brian is already on the bed, crosslegged, but he leans towards dexter, his face revealing the predator within.
“freeing maybe? to have finally strayed away from that shitty code harry made up for you?”
their foreheads are touching now; dexter can imagine brian's smell enveloping him, his cold forehead pleasantly cooling on miami nights. he reminds himself it's not real.
“wrong.”
the smile before his eyes gets wider, sharper. brian moves.
“you sure? i beg to differ.”
in a moment, he straddles dexter, making himself comfortable on his chest. the only sound dexter lets out is a non-committal hmm; a sound brian laughs at.
it's not real, but it's something he needs, dexter realises to his own surprise. he feels a lump in his throat, reveling in this physical inability to breathe normally that renders brian sitting on top of him so deliriously real he can almost tell his exact weight. he remembers the weight of the body he had to carry to brian's apartment, but it's not the same; it's new.
“why?..”
“am i doing this? you see, little brother, your imagination has always been somewhat limited, so you must be truly craving... this. perhaps even carnally?” brian tilts his head ever so slightly. “don't you think?”
dexter closes his eyes. craving...
he allows himself a second to pretend the cold hand on his cheek isn't part of the game his sick brain is playing.
#idk your honour them.#if only i were able to write anything longer than a handful of sentences#anyway i hate brian being dead in the show but the idea is too enticing to simply let it go#dexter#dexter morgan#brian moser#dexter x brian#mosercest
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Yet again head in hands brain swimming with ideas and i fcking hate them
#i wanna explode#brainrot#the brainrot is real#the brainrot is brainrotting#the brainrot is strong#the brainrot continues#the brainrot is terminal#the brainrot is ending me#all i have is pain#i can't even pen down all these ideas#i have to leave to work#but imma explode#chilumi#childe#lumine#genshin impact#i hate them your honour#spoken amidst my chilumi and childe and lumine art prints#with chilumi and childe and lumine on my screen#screaming crying throwing up
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Man I love Katherine So Much
#katherine pulitzer#newsies#her laugh is kind of a cackle#and she has made herself cry laughing before#she has a drawer where she shoves all her notebooks to keep track of them#her hand writing is illegible to anyone but herself#and even sometimes that is questionable#she likes to read the things she writes out loud and will spend hours pacing round her room doing so#she hates her curly hair and wishes it was straight#she’s not great at speaking just on the fly#especially if it’s something important#she likes to write it down and plan it out first#she blushes fiercely#her cheeks go So Pink#she can be quite callus without meaning to sometimes#but she’s so used to being defensive and not listened to#she is curious to A Fault#your honour I love her
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Last Window if it was awesome
#They're best friends your honour#you'd think it would be a bit awkward if your old best friend killed your new friend's best friend#but fortunately for Kyle his friend is Louis Denonno#the human equivalent of a medium sized dog#hotel dusk#kyle hyde#louis denonno#tony wolf#last window#I actually do like Tony#I've not played Last Window but I've seen a playthrough#and Tony was my favourite character#but Louis would hate him#Tony always struck me as more malicious. Which is probably an unfair judgement since he's going through his character arc in last window#but he's definitely more violent#Tony has a history of aggravated assault. Louis has a history of picking pockets and being a bit stupid. he's a good boy at heart#I made all 3 of them in the Sims and Tony stole Kyle's vinyls so. I'm just saying Louie would never do that.#but yeah if anyone has fun little Last Window If It Was Better ideas I want to hear them. Housemate shenanigans my favourite.
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Ink October day two: Dual
Denoting reference to two.
Consisting of two parts or elements or having two like parts.
Having a double character or nature.
#Roxas#kh roxas#kingdom hearts roxas#roxas kh#roxas kingdom hearts#kingdom hearts#kh#blue boi draws#ink october#ink October 2023#ink October 2023 day 2#this is a really fitting prompt for this day I am now realising#anyway: two of them#I hate drawing keyblades have I mentioned how much I hate drawing keyblades#they’re like swords I love them but the second you try and get me to draw one I am yelling kicking screaming#Roxas my boy Roxas my son Roxas my friend Roxas#playing days rn and your honour I love him
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I FORGOT TO POST THESE HERE!!! But please take the sillies that i did a while back while i work on other art stuff!
#i think they're really silly your honour#in MY hc/au they HATE EACHOTHER but they're also BESTIES!!!#olive oil capitalist vs mud cowboy anti-capitalist GO!#clodsire pastey wont hesitate to curbstomp arboliva joe given the chance...#...but at the same time hed give them a spare cigarette and listen to them rant about stuff that's on their mind while he fishes#speaking of which: Joe smokes on occasion but only when theyre alone. They're really good at hiding the smoke smell from others.#Unlike pastey who constantly smells like cigarettes gasoline and dirt (STANKY ASS!!!!)#also when they're pokemon joe is taller than pastey but in gijinka form pastey is significantly taller that's why the heights are different#bc in the au they can switch from gijinkas to pokemon at will#sorry for info dumping abt them they just make me kick my feet in the air like a little girl they're so goofy :]#more friendlocke gijinkas soon yall dw im just doing some other art stuff for now#maybe mmmm next month ill start working on the rest we'll see#friendlocke#friendlocke violet#violet gijinka au#saltydkdan#cherris canvas#also a lot of my saltydkdan related art consists of Joe being bullied I'm so sorry Joe I'll make it up to you
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have a silly ted & emma ficlet !!!
"Idiots In Hate <3" - Emma and Ted have, shall we say, an interesting dynamic.
shoutout to @witchstormm who concocted this idea in our dms hehe get perceived idiot <3
#ao3#archive of our own#my fic#hatchetfield#hatchetverse#starkid#paulkins#paul matthews#emma perkins#ted spankoffski#they're in hate with each other and i love them and their dynamic#they are bitter siblings who use each other as punching bags your honour <3#ted and emma have the best asshole dynamic ever and they deserve to punch each other as a treat <3#edit: this is not a ship fic. i do not ship ted and emma. you do you but that ain’t in this fic dkdjdndjdj
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in my opinion, none of the couples have coupled this hard than this couple of bestfriends in the MCU. Shipping Fury x Talos.
#marvel#marvel cinematic universe#marvel mcu#secret invasion#nick fury#talos#samuel l jackson#ben mendelsohn#i love them your honour#Lovers in guise of bestfriends#Bestfriends? What bestfriends? I only see a couple#No hate to Varra and Soren
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