#your being fussy“

[l00ney-m00ny]

I dont get why it's such a big deal to just cook vegan food for a vegan? Like some people are happy to cook the vegan food, but let's say it's pancakes, and they have the vegan pancake mix, and they go "oh the bacon needs to be cooked first!" So they grab the pan and cook bacon in it. No matter if the pancake batter is vegan friendly, the pan isn't anymore until it's thoroughly cleaned, and I've met people who don't understand why.

You wouldn't make peanut butter cookies before you make the cookies without peanut butter in them if you're making it for someone who is allergic, that bowl is contaminated and anything made in it could still set off their allergy. Cooking in that pan that has the fond and bacon fat is the same thing.

So why do people think that using animal fats or cooking in the same contaminated cookware as the animal is vegan? So many people I've met are like "oh I can just cook your vegan burger patties beside the meat ones on the grill!" And if it's a big enough grill yeah maybe I won't have a problem I try not to be fussy, but I met someone who did cook my vegan patties first, but then they but them in the tray UNDERNEATH the meat patties! Like they put meat patties on top and let the vegan ones be contaminated!

Anyways this is just a little vent guys yeah

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

No Homo. Just committed to the bit.

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[i3utterflyeffect]

the "squish that cat" video but with selkie!alan and baby selkie!sc in cursor form (or the cg and selkie!sc)

for some reason i feel like this is just an effective method of dealing with stick toddlers. squish that stick. learned it from king

[somegrumpynerd]

I am setting on a comfy chair ignoring CatMare while reading I won’t pay attention to him and he can’t make me.

How dare you not pay attention to him ignoring you!!

...also what are you reading he wants to read it too or perhaps sit on it

[necrotic-nephilim]

for the ask game

tim creates a clone of kon, but this is dicktim tim has to carry the fetus or breastfeed it, but dick suddenly gets a mommy kink and immediately falls in love

for the ask game!

DICKTIM MOMMY KINK. how did you know i have such a thing for just about any Batcest ship where the other person calls Tim mommy. i don't even know why i just think that shit is so fun.

it'd have to be Omegaverse for me, that's the only scenario i personally could write m-preg. i like the thought of no one knowing that Tim has gone on this crusade. and after 99 failures, Tim's so desperate and angry he tries in vitro fertilization. the first few times it doesn't work so he doesn't take it too seriously, at this point it's just a compulsion. he gets to a point he stops taking the pregnancy tests. so when about a month later, he's experiencing morning sickness and he's missed his heat, Tim has an 'oh, shit.' moment. and well. telling Dick first is his *natural* answer. (i think he'd also go to Steph, but in canon she'd be "dead" at this point) Tim doesn't know what to do, he didn't think he'd get this far. Dick is comforting and grounding, agreeing to help Tim hide this the best he can. Tim has to time it right, fake a bad injury so it makes sense he's benched and wearing baggy sweaters for a few months.

it's platonic at first. Dick is an alpha but his bond with Tim is more of a pack bond and he's just trying to help Tim through this awkward situation he got himself into. (and not laugh at him too much in the process bc well. only Tim. only Tim could manage this.) the pregnancy hormones have Tim all over the place. he's seeking comfort and Dick is trying to keep it platonic and professional, even when he's cuddling Tim or bringing him weird cravings at 2 am. the trust in Dick and Tim's bond makes Dick Tim's only real support system. (also just bc the Titans were a goddamn mess in this era) maybe at some point they tell Bruce the truth but Bruce is dealing with Jason so. bigger fish. it forces them closer as Dick is the only one who can help Tim with the awkward sides of pregnancy. Dick is basically living with Tim and because Tim can't satiate the itch to be in the field (he's tried sneaking out, it earned him a lecture from Dick and a warning that Dick would handcuff him to the radiator if Tim tried that again) so Tim runs comms. for anyone who asks, but mostly for Dick, to the point he's in Dick's ear even when Dick doesn't need the backup, just to keep each other company.

i think, as the pregnancy went on and Tim's chest started to fill out and his hips are bigger, that's when Dick's feeling shift. one second Tim is just his pack, the next Tim is suddenly a very pretty, very vulnerable omega that's Dick is protecting and his wires get all kinds of crossed about it. he starts dousing himself in scent blockers so Tim doesn't notice the change, can't smell how much Dick wants him. which makes Tim annoyed because Dick's scent has been a consistent calming factor keeping the worst of his hormones in check. it'd lead to an awkward fight where Dick is dancing around the truth and Tim just wants to bite him out of anger. finally, Dick admits it and. Tim kind of bluescreens bc sure he's had a crush on Dick for years, but it's sort of like your celebrity crush calling you up and asking for a date. it makes no sense and he can't wrap his head around it. he almost thinks Dick is making fun of him, because Tim is super self-conscious about the pregnancy and mortified he put himself in this situation. it takes a lot of reassurance and a long conversation, but. well, they do end up having sex.

Dick doesn't *mean* to call Tim mommy the first time. he knows Tim hates being emasculated as an omega, and knows Tim is vulnerable about being pregnant. their sex is gentle, no matter how much Tim insists he can take it because Dick doesn't want to hurt the baby, or Tim. it's when Tim finally huffs with annoyance and flips them over -reminding Dick that Tim is still trained and deadly, even like this- to take control and actually get the rough sex he needs right now, when it slips out. there's something just very pretty about Tim taking control and taking what he needs from Dick, but still being whiny and squirmy on top of him. so the first time Dick calls him mommy is an accident and they're *both* startled by just how much they like it. their sex life goes from soft and caring to *very* interesting overnight, where Dick doesn't hide how much he likes Tim's chest. and well. breastfeeding kink. for completely scientific reasons, of course. just to help the milk flow and make sure Tim's body is adjusting well. definitely not bc of the noises Tim makes when Dick does it no sir.

when Tim finally has the clone baby, they're both smitten with this tiny clone. i think they'd end up mating and either say it's Dick's baby or they adopted it. (the lie only works short term bc well, sooner or later that baby's going to start lifting trucks. not to mention Kon does come back to life and is perturbed by how much Tim's kid looks like him.) it's a very cute, fluffy happily ever after sort of deal, with plenty of mommy kink. i think Tim would be huffy and annoyed at how long he'd have to wait for sex bc in my mind, Tim uses sex as a stress relief and is very annoyed when he's deprived of it so, they'd find creative ways around it.

[bumblingbabooshka]

Neelix/T'Pel! An alternate idea is that T'Pel is a person who's difficult to like and one by one every member of the crew encounters her and has a poor experience but Neelix can't help but like her and even feel he understands her intimately because of his experience seeing her through Tuvok's eyes as 'Tuvix'. He finds her in the mess hall alone one night and hears her complain about how the replicated tea tastes and how Kathryn is as usual hopeless at such domestic tasks and Tuvok is off somewhere. [Oh, he's probably doing something very important Mrs. Vulcan!] Yes, no doubt. There's a long pause then Neelix gets up and tells her to stay right there! And he makes her a cup of tea and she takes a sip after careful inspection and finds that it's just how she likes it - exactly how she likes it, and it's the first compliment she gives anyone on the crew in the time we've seen her - including Janeway. Neelix smiles, watching her drink it, as if remembering something. "My pleasure!" he says. Zoom out as soft music plays.

[diapered-bun]

Babies need formative experiences to grow and learn right? so if I was an especially bratty baby, being changed in public (ie a bathroom changing table or a consensual kink gathering) the embarrassment would be very informative.

[sol-consort]

I never found that Button Salarian! Certainly not playing the game again to find it

First, you bait them with the cute turian fics, then slowly reel people back into their Mass Effect phase. Like a siren in the water thirsty for the kill, reviving the fandom one person at a time

play it play it play it play it play it play it

[meownotgood]

aki helping you when youre hurt……. he tends to your wounds so gently and takes care of you while muttering stuff about how you need to be careful but hes still so sweet and caring yk! i burned my hand while cooking earlier and while i was taking care of it i was just like “if aki was here he would be taking care of me so hard rn”

- 🐙

aki knows just what to do in any situation because he's nursed his own wounds countless times before. he takes it so seriously too, fawning over you even when it's just the tiniest scrape.

he's careful to make sure he isn't hurting you, his eyebrows furrow and he scolds you a little for getting into trouble — come on... you should have been wearing an oven mitt. burns are serious, you know. you need to be more careful. — but his touch is so gentle and his voice is so soft you can't help but melt.

[nenoname]

my brain automatically whenever fics/comics have ford call stan "lee"

[thepoisonroom]

as a hard of hearing girly since birth it was honestly so validating the first time i took an ASL class and found out that it's considered very rude in Deaf culture to be like "never mind, it's not important" when someone asks you to repeat something, thereby excluding them from the conversation. like it's not the worst or most impactful part of having a hearing disability by a long shot but hearing people can be so thoughtless about how bad it sucks to feel like no one else places value on your ability to participate in communal/social life and bonding and they are fine with you sitting in a corner feeling confused and dismissed and excluded

[saintajax]

Abo blade thoughts you are so scary to me

[dykedvonte]

I think Curie would have issues with personal space and not understand why there is a sudden issue of her invading peoples space now that she’s a synth.

Logically, Curie would believe it is how she is open about being a synth and people still aren’t fully comfortable with them despite the Sole Survivors efforts. In actuality it’s the case that as a Miss Nanny bot people really didn’t care if she hovered close. While people aren’t always big on robots their general status as helpers and understood programming to hover around those they assist would make people say “Oh she’s just following her programming” vs as a synth it’s like “why is she standing so close and why is she asking me if I had contracted any diseases recently???”.

It’s not something she’d immediately recognize and correct because it just was never an issue before and now in an organic body that biologically crave connection and contact with people, it’s just a big jump. She’d definitely learn quickly out in the wastes but it’s just something I feel she’d struggle with at first and find fascinating as she reflects on her learning process in her research.

[blujayonthewing]

relearning and actually practicing some simple coin tricks on the concept of 'it might be fun to give gold coins to little kids sometimes', blithely ignoring that this would require me to be capable of coming up with some rudimentary patter to put the coin trick into context and then also not be too shy to ever actually do it

[armchairaleck]

I am an awful individual I know, and only just catching up on my obligations... tagged by @yurayuramiharin cheers I have weird taste..!

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Should you be so inclined to reveal your weird tastes: tagging @justleaf @kradogsrats @kala4akrabee

Like I'm aware I'm not totally sure what some of these things are, so I just took a stab at what I would chose to write given that trope...

[bumblingbabooshka]

Tuvok catches a cold