#your fave

[your-fav-got-a-vasectomy]

callum crown from dialtown please. he's old af but he still needs to be neutered /j

Callum Crown from Dialtown got a Vasectomy!!

[your-fave-is-forklift-certified]

Taako Taaco from The Adventure Zone is Forklift Certified!

[ur-fav-is-at-the-pride-parade]

AM! From I have no mouth and I must scream! Is at the pride parade!

Requested by:me…this is self indulgent

[kayentokk]

shhhh just picture w/me for a moment

you’re in your shared home office and he comes and opens the door and stands there in the doorway all groggy from sleep and shirt halfway on backwards and lose pajama pants crooked barely covering his v-line from barely bothering to get clothed and hand scratching at his stomach and eyes slowly adjusting to the dawn sunlight of the room from the blinds you have open and the pout on his face at waking up cause you weren’t in bed with him :((((((((

and and you convincing him to go back to bed and that you’ll be back in just a few minutes since you just needed to something work related quickly and him not wanting that at all so he drowsily insists that he’ll stay with you but ofccc he’s to get you to just ditch the work ◔̯◔

so his beefy muscly tall ass comes and plops down on you and you shoulda expected it honestly but now you’re stuck tryna not die while he imposes his entire lazy weight on you but you gotta admit it’s cute his eyes closed almost all the way except for the small slits that stay open to glare at you his heads bobbing back and forth from him jerking in and out of sleep

you couldn’t focus even if you tried atp because one it’s getting hard to breathe and two even though you didn’t wanna leave the bed in the first place he’s really making you regret it so you go gently wake him to go back to bed together this time

and he’s dragging you albeit stumbling a lil by your hand back into your shared queen and he’s engulfing you in his entire body this time so you don’t get away again his leg over your hip and arms around your shoulders and and and-

[yourfavesaysfag]

The Operator from Marble Hornets says Fag.

[mommycity]

Satoru Gojo is a notorious tease. Without a doubt he flirts about how you two will be going at it later, or how he could take you right now if you want- he for real doesn’t care like that. Nonetheless, his bites do have bark: he will always follow up with some sort of action to prove his statement. He’s Satoru Gojo of course he’s always ready and willing. Biting your ear? Of course, Hugging your sides? Absolutely. Rubbing himself on you? Small fry shit. But his favorite form of flirting is frotting against you in public. It’s an even bigger power rush seeing your tip leak before his after your insistent complaining. His finishing move is the deadliest: pulling both dicks out enough so the tips touch. To outsiders it looks like a tight hug, yet the subtle roll of both of your hips says otherwise. “Look they’re kissing”, he says will slowing the motion of his hips. Gojo is a serious tease it might even land you some trouble one day

[yourfavegivesmegenderenvy]

Harlan Ellison Gives YOU Gender Envy

[your-fav-eats-plastic]

L-laios from dungeon meshi?

Laios Touden from Dungeon Meshi eats plastic!

[your-fav-got-a-vasectomy]

The Little Caesar's mascot. Motherfucker deserves it.

Jk jk

We need Papyrus

The Little Cesears mascot and Papyrus from Undertale got a Vasectomy… Together!!

[urfavesmenstrualcyclesarelinked]

Dr. Gregory House and James Wilson from House (2004-2012) have linked menstrual cycles!

requested by @piercedneckboy

[your-fave-is-forklift-certified]

Simon Snow from the Simon Snow Series is Forklift Certified!

[ur-fav-is-at-the-pride-parade]

Dave and HAL 9000! From 2001: a space odyssey are at pride!

Requested by:anonymous

[yourfavelovesikeasharks]

RICK SHADES FROM EPITHET ERASED: PRISON OF PLASTIC BOOK!!!! HE CANONICALLY RAISED A SHARK!!!! :(

Rick Shades from Epithet Erased loves ikea sharks!

[yourfavesaysfag]

Billy Loomis and Stu Macher from Scream (1996) say fag!

[mommycity]

Thinking so much rn.

Thinking bout roommate Choso who saw you wear that pretty body con dress now he’s washing it while doing both of your laundry. He thinks the dress looks so good on you, it’s a black mini dress with a low cut top and thin straps the fall off the shoulder. He gets a curious idea, anxiety quells him to do other wise but he wants to satisfy this weird hunger: he wants to try it on. He doesn’t think he’ll look as good as you no, but he wants to humor himself a bit.

But there’s nothing funny about it when he tries it on. The dress is so tight in him. His pecs and collar bones so beautifully on display, his creamy thick thighs contrasting the thin black dress. Choso turns to see the back of the mirror. His ass stands so proudly, the defiant curve poking just where the dress stops. He hesitantly grabs his ass and squeezes before letting out a soft moan. “N-no can’t do this gotta take this off” but he doesn’t. He runs his hands up and his body in the dress and images it were yours caressing and fondling him anyway you like. He stops at his chest and pulls the dress down to rub and tweak his nipples. Choso’s cute little cock twitches at the stimulation. His hands travel even lower and open palm his aching dick. He pushes the dress up to squeeze his base and he releases a squeak.

He has an even brighter idea. He stuffs his hard cock back in the dress and teases the head. A wet sticky dark patch grows near his tummy,”supposed to be hgnn~ supposed to be doing laundry. Bad boy cho”. He leans into the washing machine and lets his upper body use it for support. Choso sticks his deft fingers into his mouth and rolls his tongue along the digits, getting them as wet as possible. His left leg lifts up unto the washing machine and he starts by rubbing the warm wet fingers on his taint. “HAah ohhh please ha fuck”, before they travel lower to rim his asshole. He dips the fingers in while gripping the length of his cock. Both his hands work diligently to get him off. His finger pound inside at a steady pace till he adjusts his angle. He snaps against a bundle of nerves that makes him kneel over even more, legs becoming too wobbly to hold himself up.

“Help me pleasee fuck me” the soft boy chants as his fingers work at priding his prostate and working his leaking dick. He was so close to releasing in your cute dress too, but that all froze. “Hey Choso have you seen my dress again? I’m heading out lat”, the sight was truly something to see.

Choso laid across the washing machine flatly palming his cock and fingering himself in your little back dress. Once your eyes met his they start to well up with tears. He’s so ashamed all he can do is whimper, so, so pathetically. He doesn’t stop what he’s doing, fingers still working in and out of his hole.

“M sorry m so sorry”

“Cho-“

“Please forgive me please. Just need to cum please”

“Choso-“

“Sorry haa, fuck. M sorry please. Forgive me I’m begging”

There’s long strides before you meet him closely. His face is so red, his lips puffy and swollen. The tears that decorate his cheeks are just too much. You sit your self on what little room the washing machine has left and lift his head to fit in your lap. Your lips smile at him softly,”s ok cho, finish for me baby”. A hand smoothes his black hair over and tucks a few strands behind his ear. “Could never be mad at you cho”, he’s becoming undone. The thrust in his wrist now weakened. After a few short workings over the head of his cock he cums inside the dress. The wet spot seeps all over his stomach and he moans a nice big thank you.

“Lets get you cleaned up” and you give him tons of kisses and a nice bath yay!!!

[your-fave-is-objectum]

YOU are objectum / conceptum!