#young avengers incorrect qoutes

[ashtheashtray]

His name is David

Eli: wait so when i was gone, you guys TRAVELED THE MULTIVERSE, FOUGTH A INTERDIMENSIONAL PARASITE, got like four new teammates and tommy is dating a mutant now. Loki: excuse me? a mutant? he has a name. Eli: right, what´s his name again? Loki: Loki : something with an S

[1luna1lovegood1]

Peter: Time for plan G.

Kamala Don't you mean plan B?

Peter : No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.

Kate bishop: What about plan D?

Peter: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.

Cassie: What about plan E?

Peter: I'm hoping not to use it. I die in plan E.

Yelena: I like plan E.

[djcanipe99]

Dick : I got a telegram from a lady in Texas today, and you know what it said?

Jade: What?

Dick : Beat those Commie bastards. We're playing a hockey game against the greatest team in the world, and they're the best that's ever played this game. Why can't we just leave it at that?

Jade : Because this is more than a hockey game to a lot of people.

Dick: Yeah and I keep running through them all. Johnson on Mikhailov. Broten on Petrov. Pav against whoever OV. We just... We don't match up, Jade .

Jade : You might want to skip that when you talk to the boys tomorrow.

Jade: Dick, there's no disgrace in losing to this team.

Dick: Yeah, I know.

Jade: The important thing is, you got this far.

Dick : The important thing?

[pause]

Dick : The important thing is that those twenty boys know in twenty years, they didn't leave anything on the table. They played their hearts out. That's the important thing.

[leans over and kisses Jade on the cheek, while she rests her head on his shoulder

Megan : If I touch someone, I can feel their feelings.

Dick: You read minds?

Megan:No. Telepaths know thoughts. Empaths feel feelings. Emotions.

Megan : [to Dick] May I?

Dick :All right.

Megan : [Megan touches Dick’s hand] You feel... love.

Dick: Yeah. I guess, yeah, I feel a general, unselfish love for just about everybody...

Megan : No! Romantic, sexual love.

Dick : No. No, I don't.

Megan : [points to Jade ] For her!

Dick : No, no. No, I don't.

Megan : [points to Jade ] For her.

Dick: No! That is not...

[conner starts laughing hysterically]

Dick: Okay... That's...

Conner:[still laughing] She just told everyone your deepest, darkest secret!

Dick: Dude, come on, I think you're overreacting a little bit.

Conner:[ still laughing] You must be so embarrassed!

Conner:[to Megan] Do me! Do me! Do me!

[Megan touches Conner and she starts laughing hysterically]

Megan :I've never felt such humor!

Dick : So unbelievably uncool.

Conner Oh, Grayson…

[Megan walks over to Jade to touch her]

Jade : Touch me, and the *only* thing you're gonna feel is a broken jaw.

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Dick: I thought your thing was a sword?

Jade: We've been hired to stop an inter-dimensional beast from feeding on those batteries and I'm going to stop it with a sword?

Dick : It's just... swords were your thing and guns were mine, but... I guess we're both doing guns now. I just didn't know that.

Dick : [putting Lian to bed] Not that it's a competition, but she loves me 3,000.

Jade : Oh, does she, now?

Dick : You were somewhere in the low 6 to 900 range.

Dick plays the song in the jukebox]

Jade : I LOVE THIS SONG!

Dick : Really?

Jade : Yes! Stevie Nicks!

Dick: Yeah... Stevie!

Jade: You know, she came to town and she did a concert and she was just so... wild! Oh my gosh! Oh!

Dick: Yeah, she put on the best show I've ever seen. And she is so much better live than she is on the album!

Jade : Yes, oh my gosh! No comparison!

Dick: You know, I'd like to take the kids to a concert.

Jade : Concert?

Dick : There is one at the end of the month... but you have a policy about field trips.

Jade : Would it be... educational?

Dick : Would it be educational? It would be VERY educational. They play Beethoven and Mozart and stuff.

Jade: Maybe we can make an exception!

Dick : YES!

Jade, Dick : [singing Stevie Nicks' song while doing a high five] Sings a song, sounds like she's singing whooo! Baby whoo! Said whooo!

Jade: Well I went today, maybe I will go again... TOMORROW!

Dick : Uh, how long is the job?

Jade: My guess is, as much as a few weeks, but we do need somebody to start immediately.

Dick : Mmm-hmm. So how much are we talkin' here?

Jade : We pay our substitutes $650 a week. Now, do you know when Mr.west will be back?

Dick : Hold on a sec... Oh, you know what? I think he's just comin' in right about...Wally,PHONE!

[Dick plays with the phone cord for a few seconds, as though he passes it]

Dick:[speaks in a deep voice] Hello, this is Wally west.

Jade: Mr west ... This is considered the best elementary school in the state and we maintain that reputation by adhering a strict code of conduct, faculty including.

Dick: You don't have to worry about me because I'm a hard-ass. And if a kid gets out of line, I got no problem smacking them in the head.

Jade: No, no. We don't use corporal punishment here.

Dick : Okay, so just... verbal abuse?

Jade: If you have any problems with any students, send them to me. I will do the disciplining.

Dick: [Patty opens the curtains. Dock wakes up] What? What is it?

Wally:Dick ,hey, it's the first of the month, and, uh, I would like you to share the rent now, please.

Dick: Oh, man! You know I don't have it! You wake me up for that? Come on, man!

Wally : Sorry.

[Artemis begs Wally to keep talking to Dick]

Wally : Dick! I mean, you owe me a lot of money as it is.

Artemis: Yeah, try 2200 dollars!

Dick: Okay, you guys, the band is about to hit it big time. We're gonna win Battle of the Bands, and we're gonna roll it in the Benjamins, I will throw you like a dog with a bone. Good night!

Artemis: Oh, give it up! Your band has never made two cents!

Wally: Arty ,come on! I'm on this!

Artemis: Oh, you're on this? You're on this? He's walking all over you!

Dick : Mommy, could we please talk about this later?

Artemis: Uh, no, we can't talk about it later because Wally and I have to go to work. We have jobs. We contribute to society, all right? I'm an assistant to the mayor of this city, hello?

Dick : Wally, can you get her out of here. please? Why? Why her?

Artemis: And Wally has the most important job there is.

Dick: Temping?

Wally: [aggravated] Dick, a substitute teacher is not a temp!

Dick : [sarcastically] He's a babysitter!

Wally: Oh, yeah, you think it's so easy? I'd like to see you try. You would've last one day!

Dick : Dude, I serve the society by rocking, okay? I'm out there on the front lines elaborating people with my music. Rocking ain't no walk in the park, lady!

Artemis: All right, this is useless, all right? You tell him that if he doesn't come up with the rent by the end of the week, he's out of here!

Wally: Dick, I'm not paying your share of the rent, so... I don't know, I mean, maybe you should sell one of your guitars or something.

Dick : What? Would you tell Picasso to sell his guitars?

Artemis : Oh, my God, he's an idiot!

Dick : Dude, I've been mooching off here for years, and it's never been a problem until she showed up. Just dump her, man!

Wally: Yeah, well, if you don't come up with some money, she's gonna dump me. She's fed up.

Dick : Oh, really? Because that would be a good thing! She's a nightmare!

Wally : Come on! I may never have another girlfriend! Just come on! Come up with some money, please! Please!

Dick : Okay, for you. Not for her, man, for you.

Wally: [calmly] Thank you.

Dick and Jade arrive at Horace Green for Parents Night]

Dick : Okay, I don't think I can go in there.

Jade : What's wrong?

Dick :Jade ... I'm not a teacher.

Jade : Oh, Wally, a substitute is a teacher.

Dick : No, no, I'm not a teacher. I'm a fraud.

Jade : [disagrees] No! You're not! You're a dedicated, talented teacher, and those parents are gonna love you! Now, just get in there, and tell those parents what you've been teaching their kids.

Jade : The thing is, Mr. west ...

Dick : Please... call me Dick.

Jade: [confused] Dick?

Dick : [realising his mistake] Wally . Wally.I was thinking of my other name. My middle name.

Jade : [about the teachers] They hate me.

Dick : No, they don't.

Jade : Yes, they do, I can see. I wasn't always like this, you know, I wasn't always wound this tight. There was a time where I was fun. I was funny! I was. But you can't be funny and be the principle of a prep school! No, you cannot. Because when it comes to their kids, these parents have no sense of humor. No. And if something goes wrong its my head in the smasher. And these parents will come down on me like a nucular bomb! I can't make a mistake! I gotta be perfect! And that pressure has turned me into something that I never wanted to be!

Jade: [silently mouthing the words] A bitch!

Dick : No, you're not.

Jade: Yes, I am. I am a big one!

[marvelshifter111]

Introducing my Marvel DR

+ master list

General info about me:

Name: E__ Luna Z______

Age: 19

Job: Avengers

Code name: Nyx

Face claim: Madelyn Cline

About this DR:

Loki is one of the Avengers, after the events of the Attack on New York, Odin sent Loki to Earth as a punishment.

Frigga doesn't die in 'Thor: dark world'.

Bucky didn't kill Tony's parents and he becomes a part of the Avengers in 2016.

Bucky and Natasha are dating.

Pietro didn't die in Sokovia in 2015.

Antonija, Marija, Tom, Mattheo and i became recruits of the Avengers in 2016. We trained for the first two years and did night patrol, we started with mission's when all of us turned 18, and even then we do them just if needed (I don't wanna get traumatized).

Tony doesn't sell the Avengers tower.

Natasha takes the Red Room down in 2018 and Yelena becomes and Avenger the same year.

The Avengers start working with TF 141 in 2019.

The events from 'Thor: Ragnarok' last for 2 weeks.

Thanos attacks Earth in 2021.

Vision doesn't die in infinity war.

The Avengers bring back everyone that got blipped 5 months after the snap.

My powers:

entering dreams

‌inflicting nightmares/terrors

‌manipulating dreams

‌incarnation of dreams

‌exploring dreams

‌mind reading

‌flight

‌putting people to sleep

‌empathy

‌telepathy

‌mind manipulation

‌telekinesis

‌adaption

‌adaptive muscle memory

‌magic manipulation

‌healing

‌conjuration

‌transmutation

‌absorption

‌teleportation

My backstory:

Maybe a bit dramatic, don't judge me

I was born in Eastern Europe in October 2000.

My father is a millionaire (not Tony), my mother is a lawyer. I have a older brother and a younger sister. At some point my father cheated on my mother so they go divorced. He got married again, and that's how i got a step brother.

My friends and I got our powers in 2015 when we were on vacation together in the forest. There was a explosion in a Hydra base close to where we were staying and that's how i got my powers.

My siblings:

I just don't wanna talk about the parents

Brother - Vuk Rafael Z______

Sister - Andrea Elena Z______

Step brother - John J. "JJ" Maybank

My pet:

Mika

Father figure:

Bodyguard - Jason Smith

Scripted in friends:

Marija Aloui - plant related powers, pink powers, 18, FC - Dina Denoire

Antonija Özdemir - eldritch magic, green powers, 18, FC - Derya Pinar Ak

Mattheo Riddle - force fields generation, light blue powers, 18 (turning 19 soon)

Tom Riddle - manipulation related powers, dark green powers, 19

My S/O:

Loki Laufeyson 💚

I love him so much aaaaaaaa

Master list

Incorrect qoutes

My day

Young Avengers

"the blonde - their brunette problem"

The young Avengers

My relationships with the young Avengers

Me and Loki

Comparing features

Pets

Avengers pets

My room in the Avengers Compound

Texts

My aesthetic

Script and social

Dunno if this is interesting to anyone, maybe I'll for it for my other DRs too

[agentofagony]

A/n : when I was your age I survived the great depression little boy. What have you done with your life?

Tommy : have you ever eaten a tidepod?

A/n : what the fuck is a tidepod??? You're doing drugs or some shit?

Tommy : I was throwing up bubbles and shit bruh! My interstitial were squeaky clean!

[ashtheashtray]

The young avengers make a dancing tiktok

Tommy: dances WAY too enthusiastically and keeps pushing people out of the frame david: keeps looking akwardly into the camera and is the one that gets pushed out the frame cassie: have danced the dance 14 times already billy: cant remember the dance and tries to do what the others are doing teddy: smiling and looking into the camera (like the whole time, please stop you are making this uncomfortable) eli: is the one recording (he refused to be in the video) loki: makes up his one dance moves kamala: hits every step perfectly, is a star, a legend, and she IS the moment kate: keeps mixing it up with another dance america: didnt actually want to be in it, but kate convinced her to leah: stands akwardly in the background with a coffee noh-varr: doing something completely diffrent in the background kid loki: forgot the dance in the first .2 seconds of them starting to record

[ashtheashtray]

Old me had daddy issues. i just have like, general issues

kid loki probably